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Title: Bird Poop: The Silent Killer
Post by: Count on October 12, 2012, 11:35:47 AM
FUCK
Title: Re: Bird Poop: The Silent Killer
Post by: The Brain on October 12, 2012, 11:43:15 AM
As you command.
Title: Re: Bird Poop: The Silent Killer
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 12, 2012, 11:57:52 AM
Must've just washed the car.
Title: Re: Bird Poop: The Silent Killer
Post by: FunkMonk on October 12, 2012, 02:08:01 PM
Invisible killer too. One night you leave your car out, the next morning it's covered in crap. How the hell does it get there? The world may never know.  :(
Title: Re: Bird Poop: The Silent Killer
Post by: Caliga on October 12, 2012, 08:46:47 PM
Maybe he got shit on?  A seagull did that to me in Ocean City, NJ once.
Title: Re: Bird Poop: The Silent Killer
Post by: FunkMonk on October 12, 2012, 08:51:56 PM
Quote from: Caliga on October 12, 2012, 08:46:47 PM
Maybe he got shit on?  A seagull did that to me in Ocean City, NJ once.

In middle school a bird shit on some poor kid during our PE hour while we were playing softball. It was the funniest thing we had ever seen. 
:lol:  :Embarrass:
Title: Re: Bird Poop: The Silent Killer
Post by: garbon on October 12, 2012, 08:55:25 PM
Quote from: Caliga on October 12, 2012, 08:46:47 PM
Maybe he got shit on?  A seagull did that to me in Ocean City, NJ once.

Happened to my father once at SeaWorld when he used to have a flat top. :D
Title: Re: Bird Poop: The Silent Killer
Post by: DontSayBanana on October 12, 2012, 09:33:18 PM
Had that happen to my cousin in the aviary at the Cincinnati Zoo.  He didn't notice until his mom said something after we came out. :D
Title: Re: Bird Poop: The Silent Killer
Post by: Count on October 13, 2012, 12:34:39 PM
Yep. I told the bird, "NOT IN THE FACE." You forget about the threat of birds shitting on you until it happens, and then it's too late.
Title: Re: Bird Poop: The Silent Killer
Post by: Syt on October 14, 2012, 01:12:08 AM
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Title: Re: Bird Poop: The Silent Killer
Post by: Eddie Teach on October 14, 2012, 02:20:18 AM
Quote from: Caliga on October 12, 2012, 08:46:47 PM
Maybe he got shit on?  A seagull did that to me in Ocean City, NJ once.

Isn't that how nj cleans itself?
Title: Re: Bird Poop: The Silent Killer
Post by: Viking on October 14, 2012, 03:19:37 AM
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