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Started by Count, October 12, 2012, 11:35:47 AM

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Count

October 12, 2012, 11:35:47 AM
FUCK
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The Brain

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October 12, 2012, 11:43:15 AM
As you command.
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CountDeMoney

#2
October 12, 2012, 11:57:52 AM
Must've just washed the car.

FunkMonk

#3
October 12, 2012, 02:08:01 PM
Invisible killer too. One night you leave your car out, the next morning it's covered in crap. How the hell does it get there? The world may never know.  :(
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Caliga

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October 12, 2012, 08:46:47 PM
Maybe he got shit on?  A seagull did that to me in Ocean City, NJ once.
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FunkMonk

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October 12, 2012, 08:51:56 PM
Quote from: Caliga on October 12, 2012, 08:46:47 PM
Maybe he got shit on?  A seagull did that to me in Ocean City, NJ once.

In middle school a bird shit on some poor kid during our PE hour while we were playing softball. It was the funniest thing we had ever seen. 
:lol:  :Embarrass:
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garbon

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October 12, 2012, 08:55:25 PM
Quote from: Caliga on October 12, 2012, 08:46:47 PM
Maybe he got shit on?  A seagull did that to me in Ocean City, NJ once.

Happened to my father once at SeaWorld when he used to have a flat top. :D
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DontSayBanana

#7
October 12, 2012, 09:33:18 PM
Had that happen to my cousin in the aviary at the Cincinnati Zoo.  He didn't notice until his mom said something after we came out. :D
Experience bij!

Count

#8
October 13, 2012, 12:34:39 PM
Yep. I told the bird, "NOT IN THE FACE." You forget about the threat of birds shitting on you until it happens, and then it's too late.
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Syt

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October 14, 2012, 01:12:08 AM
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
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October 14, 2012, 02:20:18 AM
Quote from: Caliga on October 12, 2012, 08:46:47 PM
Maybe he got shit on?  A seagull did that to me in Ocean City, NJ once.

Isn't that how nj cleans itself?
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October 14, 2012, 03:19:37 AM
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.
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