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Title: Martinus's Rube Wine Corruption Thread
Post by: Martinus on October 07, 2012, 02:05:37 PM
So after my idea of red wine with ice cubes, here's another: pinot grigio and freshly squeezed orange juice. :P

I just drank 3/4 of a bottle with about a litre of OJ and don't even feel drunk.
Title: Re: Martinus's Rube Wine Corruption Thread
Post by: Admiral Yi on October 07, 2012, 02:21:20 PM
What's the most you've ever paid for a track suit?
Title: Re: Martinus's Rube Wine Corruption Thread
Post by: DGuller on October 07, 2012, 02:44:08 PM
I bet you wouldn't mock the guys wearing tracksuits to their face.
Title: Re: Martinus's Rube Wine Corruption Thread
Post by: Caliga on October 07, 2012, 03:06:01 PM
Mart, ever heard of sangria? :hmm:
Title: Re: Martinus's Rube Wine Corruption Thread
Post by: garbon on October 07, 2012, 03:55:53 PM
Quote from: Caliga on October 07, 2012, 03:06:01 PM
Mart, ever heard of sangria? :hmm:

Too classy.
Title: Re: Martinus's Rube Wine Corruption Thread
Post by: Eddie Teach on October 07, 2012, 10:16:32 PM
Quote from: DGuller on October 07, 2012, 02:44:08 PM
I bet you wouldn't mock the guys wearing tracksuits to their face.

Sure, he'd be just a little *too* complimentary. With their egos, they probably wouldn't realize they were being made fun of.
Title: Re: Martinus's Rube Wine Corruption Thread
Post by: HVC on October 07, 2012, 10:22:30 PM
You give nouveaux riche a bad name... And that's saying something :P
Title: Re: Martinus's Rube Wine Corruption Thread
Post by: Sheilbh on October 07, 2012, 10:49:56 PM
Quote from: HVC on October 07, 2012, 10:22:30 PM
You give nouveaux riche a bad name... And that's saying something :P
Indeed. When I read Marti's posts, in my mind it's normally in the voice of Sarah Palin.
Title: Re: Martinus's Rube Wine Corruption Thread
Post by: katmai on October 07, 2012, 11:04:26 PM
:lmfao:
Title: Re: Martinus's Rube Wine Corruption Thread
Post by: Sheilbh on October 07, 2012, 11:12:54 PM
Incidentally I love that specification of Pinot Grigio :lol:
Title: Re: Martinus's Rube Wine Corruption Thread
Post by: Capetan Mihali on October 08, 2012, 12:33:57 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on October 07, 2012, 11:12:54 PM
Incidentally I love that specification of Pinot Grigio :lol:

:lol:

I dump tonic water and ice cubes in my red from time to time, so I shouldn't judge. 

But Mart, you might try the same thing with malt liquor and get better results: (https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.feelnumb.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F05%2Ftumblr_kx4g7yitNQ1qztd9io1_400.jpg&hash=f273b64d6d2597d63096aea7ee17758b982657ca)
Title: Re: Martinus's Rube Wine Corruption Thread
Post by: Brazen on October 08, 2012, 04:07:09 AM
Why do you drink wine when you don't even like it? Just stick to cocktails.
Title: Re: Martinus's Rube Wine Corruption Thread
Post by: The Minsky Moment on October 08, 2012, 10:32:32 AM
WORST THREAD EVER
Title: Re: Martinus's Rube Wine Corruption Thread
Post by: derspiess on October 08, 2012, 10:39:15 AM
Quote from: The Minsky Moment on October 08, 2012, 10:32:32 AM
WORST THREAD EVER

No shit.
Title: Re: Martinus's Rube Wine Corruption Thread
Post by: Martinus on October 08, 2012, 11:37:24 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on October 07, 2012, 10:49:56 PM
Quote from: HVC on October 07, 2012, 10:22:30 PM
You give nouveaux riche a bad name... And that's saying something :P
Indeed. When I read Marti's posts, in my mind it's normally in the voice of Sarah Palin.
Ass. You know how I talk. If it's a rube Republican governor that you are after, Arnold would be a much better approximation.
Title: Re: Martinus's Rube Wine Corruption Thread
Post by: HVC on October 08, 2012, 11:44:45 AM
Quote from: Martinus on October 08, 2012, 11:37:24 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on October 07, 2012, 10:49:56 PM
Quote from: HVC on October 07, 2012, 10:22:30 PM
You give nouveaux riche a bad name... And that's saying something :P
Indeed. When I read Marti's posts, in my mind it's normally in the voice of Sarah Palin.
Ass. You know how I talk. If it's a rube Republican governor that you are after, Arnold would be a much better approximation.
i think you're missing the point :lol:
Title: Re: Martinus's Rube Wine Corruption Thread
Post by: Syt on October 08, 2012, 11:48:50 AM
Quote from: Martinus on October 08, 2012, 11:37:24 AM
Ass. You know how I talk. If it's a rube Republican governor that you are after, Arnold would be a much better approximation.

But being from Styria he would know how to drink wine. :P
Title: Re: Martinus's Rube Wine Corruption Thread
Post by: ulmont on October 08, 2012, 01:42:00 PM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on October 08, 2012, 12:33:57 AM
But Mart, you might try the same thing with malt liquor and get better results:
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.feelnumb.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F05%2Ftumblr_kx4g7yitNQ1qztd9io1_400.jpg&hash=f273b64d6d2597d63096aea7ee17758b982657ca)

The "faux-mosa."  Also works well with High Life.