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Started by Martinus, October 07, 2012, 02:05:37 PM

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Martinus

October 07, 2012, 02:05:37 PM
So after my idea of red wine with ice cubes, here's another: pinot grigio and freshly squeezed orange juice. :P

I just drank 3/4 of a bottle with about a litre of OJ and don't even feel drunk.

Admiral Yi

#1
October 07, 2012, 02:21:20 PM
What's the most you've ever paid for a track suit?

DGuller

#2
October 07, 2012, 02:44:08 PM
I bet you wouldn't mock the guys wearing tracksuits to their face.

Caliga

#3
October 07, 2012, 03:06:01 PM
Mart, ever heard of sangria? :hmm:
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garbon

#4
October 07, 2012, 03:55:53 PM
Quote from: Caliga on October 07, 2012, 03:06:01 PM
Mart, ever heard of sangria? :hmm:

Too classy.
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October 07, 2012, 10:16:32 PM
Quote from: DGuller on October 07, 2012, 02:44:08 PM
I bet you wouldn't mock the guys wearing tracksuits to their face.

Sure, he'd be just a little *too* complimentary. With their egos, they probably wouldn't realize they were being made fun of.
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HVC

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October 07, 2012, 10:22:30 PM
You give nouveaux riche a bad name... And that's saying something :P
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Sheilbh

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October 07, 2012, 10:49:56 PM
Quote from: HVC on October 07, 2012, 10:22:30 PM
You give nouveaux riche a bad name... And that's saying something :P
Indeed. When I read Marti's posts, in my mind it's normally in the voice of Sarah Palin.
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katmai

#8
October 07, 2012, 11:04:26 PM
:lmfao:
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Sheilbh

#9
October 07, 2012, 11:12:54 PM
Incidentally I love that specification of Pinot Grigio :lol:
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Capetan Mihali

#10
October 08, 2012, 12:33:57 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on October 07, 2012, 11:12:54 PM
Incidentally I love that specification of Pinot Grigio :lol:

:lol:

I dump tonic water and ice cubes in my red from time to time, so I shouldn't judge. 

But Mart, you might try the same thing with malt liquor and get better results:
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Brazen

#11
October 08, 2012, 04:07:09 AM
Why do you drink wine when you don't even like it? Just stick to cocktails.

The Minsky Moment

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October 08, 2012, 10:32:32 AM
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derspiess

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October 08, 2012, 10:39:15 AM
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Martinus

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October 08, 2012, 11:37:24 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on October 07, 2012, 10:49:56 PM
Quote from: HVC on October 07, 2012, 10:22:30 PM
You give nouveaux riche a bad name... And that's saying something :P
Indeed. When I read Marti's posts, in my mind it's normally in the voice of Sarah Palin.
Ass. You know how I talk. If it's a rube Republican governor that you are after, Arnold would be a much better approximation.
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