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Title: Hedge Funds To Acquire Navy?
Post by: Jacob on October 04, 2012, 12:24:22 PM
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-19827562  :lol:
Title: Re: Hedge Funds To Acquire Navy?
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 04, 2012, 12:32:25 PM
Gonna be a bitch getting that thing up on the repo flatbed, man.
Title: Re: Hedge Funds To Acquire Navy?
Post by: derspiess on October 04, 2012, 12:35:15 PM
That's hilarious.
Title: Re: Hedge Funds To Acquire Navy?
Post by: Habbaku on October 04, 2012, 02:44:02 PM
 :lmfao:
Title: Re: Hedge Funds To Acquire Navy?
Post by: Barrister on October 04, 2012, 02:54:33 PM
That's awesome.
Title: Re: Hedge Funds To Acquire Navy?
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on October 04, 2012, 02:56:53 PM
What can one say? I actually felt sorry for them back in '82 when we were at war with them.
Title: Re: Hedge Funds To Acquire Navy?
Post by: Viking on October 04, 2012, 03:32:54 PM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on October 04, 2012, 02:56:53 PM
What can one say? I actually felt sorry for them back in '82 when we were at war with them.

I gotta say that feeling sorry for the fuzzy wuzzies you are at war with is one of the "typical" british attitudes that I admire.
Title: Re: Hedge Funds To Acquire Navy?
Post by: derspiess on October 04, 2012, 03:43:52 PM
USAmericans don't feel sorry for the enemy 'til after the fighting is over with.  Then we send them lots of aid.
Title: Re: Hedge Funds To Acquire Navy?
Post by: Sheilbh on October 04, 2012, 08:38:57 PM
Quote from: derspiess on October 04, 2012, 03:43:52 PM
USAmericans don't feel sorry for the enemy 'til after the fighting is over with.  Then we send them lots of aid.
The Mouse That Roared :lol:

The Argies were just conscripts, without enough equipment who died in a useless war mainly designed to bolster a fascist regime.  It's hard to feel anything but sorrow and pity for them.  It was a sadly pointless death :(
Title: Re: Hedge Funds To Acquire Navy?
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on October 04, 2012, 08:48:33 PM
What Sheilbh said. I was pretty pleased whenever we shot down an Argie plane because those guys were dangerous. I'd have shot Galtieri personally if I'd had a chance. But once we landed some battalions of proper troops on the islands I felt pretty sorry for the teenage conscript lads who had to face them  :(

Just think about it, it's bad enough when your son has died fighting Hitler, but at least one may see the point, the sheer stupidity of having a son die for Galtieri has to rankle.

Title: Re: Hedge Funds To Acquire Navy?
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 04, 2012, 09:37:59 PM
You sick fucks had no problem sinking ships outside of the Exclusion Zone, so don't gimme that fuzzy wuzzyness, Lord Nelson.
Title: Re: Hedge Funds To Acquire Navy?
Post by: mongers on October 04, 2012, 09:40:55 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on October 04, 2012, 08:38:57 PM
Quote from: derspiess on October 04, 2012, 03:43:52 PM
USAmericans don't feel sorry for the enemy 'til after the fighting is over with.  Then we send them lots of aid.
The Mouse That Roared :lol:

The Argies were just conscripts, without enough equipment who died in a useless war mainly designed to bolster a fascist regime.  It's hard to feel anything but sorrow and pity for them.  It was a sadly pointless death :(

That isn't entirely true, there was a fair smattering of regular troops/marines/security forces, and some of the equipment provision was quite generous; certainly British forces picked up useful loot from the battlefield, including night vision equipment, better cold weather clothing etc. 
Title: Re: Hedge Funds To Acquire Navy?
Post by: Ideologue on October 05, 2012, 04:46:07 AM
In retrospect, wouldn't it have been wiser to simply nuke an Argentinian city?  I'm not saying Buenos Aires.  Withholds are an important part of a limited nuclear war.
Title: Re: Hedge Funds To Acquire Navy?
Post by: jimmy olsen on October 05, 2012, 04:52:32 AM
Is the ship armed? If so they should shoot their way out (or at least threaten to).
Title: Re: Hedge Funds To Acquire Navy?
Post by: Viking on October 05, 2012, 05:33:59 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 04, 2012, 09:37:59 PM
You sick fucks had no problem sinking ships outside of the Exclusion Zone, so don't gimme that fuzzy wuzzyness, Lord Nelson.

You sick fucks have no problem killing civilians in Neutral Countries, so don't gimme that fuzzy wuzzyness, John Q. Drone.
Title: Re: Hedge Funds To Acquire Navy?
Post by: Brazen on October 05, 2012, 05:57:58 AM
I thought this might make a nice lead for a Friday comment piece, but given this is the flagship in question, I suspect it's not in active use:
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.globalpost.com%2Fsites%2Fdefault%2Ffiles%2Fimagecache%2Fgp3_slideshow_large%2Flibertad-hedge-fund-2012-10-04.jpg&hash=cdf8b1515541a6e3376a6f1cc89e901936600f08)
Title: Re: Hedge Funds To Acquire Navy?
Post by: Iormlund on October 05, 2012, 06:59:54 AM
It'll be active, but as the article says, it's a training ship. We also have one of those (Juan Sebastian Elcano). It's where the soon-to-be naval officers learn the ropes.
Title: Re: Hedge Funds To Acquire Navy?
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 05, 2012, 07:03:45 AM
Quote from: Viking on October 05, 2012, 05:33:59 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 04, 2012, 09:37:59 PM
You sick fucks had no problem sinking ships outside of the Exclusion Zone, so don't gimme that fuzzy wuzzyness, Lord Nelson.

You sick fucks have no problem killing civilians in Neutral Countries, so don't gimme that fuzzy wuzzyness, John Q. Drone.

There are no innocents in Neutral Countries.
Title: Re: Hedge Funds To Acquire Navy?
Post by: FunkMonk on October 05, 2012, 07:44:47 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on October 05, 2012, 04:46:07 AM
In retrospect, wouldn't it have been wiser to simply nuke an Argentinian city?  I'm not saying Buenos Aires.  Withholds are an important part of a limited nuclear war.

I'm from Buenos Aires, and I say kill em all.
Title: Re: Hedge Funds To Acquire Navy?
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 05, 2012, 01:20:21 PM
Quote from: Iormlund on October 05, 2012, 06:59:54 AM
It'll be active, but as the article says, it's a training ship. We also have one of those (Juan Sebastian Elcano). It's where the soon-to-be naval officers learn the ropes.

Most naval powers have training ships like that that are listed as active, yeah.
Title: Re: Hedge Funds To Acquire Navy?
Post by: Razgovory on October 05, 2012, 01:24:23 PM
Quote from: Viking on October 05, 2012, 05:33:59 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 04, 2012, 09:37:59 PM
You sick fucks had no problem sinking ships outside of the Exclusion Zone, so don't gimme that fuzzy wuzzyness, Lord Nelson.

You sick fucks have no problem killing civilians in Neutral Countries, so don't gimme that fuzzy wuzzyness, John Q. Drone.

What Neutral country?
Title: Re: Hedge Funds To Acquire Navy?
Post by: Tonitrus on October 05, 2012, 02:47:47 PM
Quote from: Viking on October 05, 2012, 05:33:59 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 04, 2012, 09:37:59 PM
You sick fucks had no problem sinking ships outside of the Exclusion Zone, so don't gimme that fuzzy wuzzyness, Lord Nelson.

You sick fucks have no problem killing civilians in Neutral Countries, so don't gimme that fuzzy wuzzyness, John Q. Drone.

Yeah, but they were all bad.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft3.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AANd9GcTM2QeUkL0HCz1l4gMGJxB_xm1WXpgWATcilZdWrIb6DV0Z9-mkYg&hash=23322e257000ccee4e972a3c34f446baa6c5bb64)
Title: Re: Hedge Funds To Acquire Navy?
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 05, 2012, 02:49:09 PM
 :lol: It's true.
Title: Re: Hedge Funds To Acquire Navy?
Post by: Scipio on October 05, 2012, 07:15:39 PM
Quote from: Viking on October 05, 2012, 05:33:59 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 04, 2012, 09:37:59 PM
You sick fucks had no problem sinking ships outside of the Exclusion Zone, so don't gimme that fuzzy wuzzyness, Lord Nelson.

You sick fucks have no problem killing civilians in Neutral Countries, so don't gimme that fuzzy wuzzyness, John Q. Drone.

Pakistan is neutral?

I mean, I know the civilian Pakistanis are, but seriously?
Title: Re: Hedge Funds To Acquire Navy?
Post by: Admiral Yi on October 05, 2012, 07:25:35 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on October 05, 2012, 07:44:47 AM
I'm from Buenos Aires

Seriously?  How's that?
Title: Re: Hedge Funds To Acquire Navy?
Post by: katmai on October 05, 2012, 07:31:04 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 05, 2012, 07:25:35 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on October 05, 2012, 07:44:47 AM
I'm from Buenos Aires

Seriously?  How's that?

Whoosh!
Title: Re: Hedge Funds To Acquire Navy?
Post by: mongers on October 05, 2012, 08:42:32 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 05, 2012, 07:25:35 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on October 05, 2012, 07:44:47 AM
I'm from Buenos Aires

Seriously?  How's that?

Seriously, you didn't know FunkMonk was a clone of Hitler. :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Hedge Funds To Acquire Navy?
Post by: FunkMonk on October 06, 2012, 07:04:03 AM
Quote from: katmai on October 05, 2012, 07:31:04 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 05, 2012, 07:25:35 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on October 05, 2012, 07:44:47 AM
I'm from Buenos Aires

Seriously?  How's that?

Whoosh!

  :weep:
Title: Re: Hedge Funds To Acquire Navy?
Post by: dps on October 06, 2012, 07:08:44 AM
Quote from: Viking on October 05, 2012, 05:33:59 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 04, 2012, 09:37:59 PM
You sick fucks had no problem sinking ships outside of the Exclusion Zone, so don't gimme that fuzzy wuzzyness, Lord Nelson.

You sick fucks have no problem killing civilians in Neutral Countries, so don't gimme that fuzzy wuzzyness, John Q. Drone.

You're either with us or you're against us.
Title: Re: Hedge Funds To Acquire Navy?
Post by: Neil on October 06, 2012, 09:16:04 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 05, 2012, 07:25:35 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on October 05, 2012, 07:44:47 AM
I'm from Buenos Aires

Seriously?  How's that?
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