It appears, over 2 years after the crash, and couple of exhumations later, that at least one pair of bodies have been switched. :bleeding: :lol:
Elaborate.
Quote from: Martinus on September 25, 2012, 06:39:12 AM
It appears, over 2 years after the crash, and couple of exhumations later, that at least one pair of bodies have been switched. :bleeding: :lol:
The Parent Trap Poland Style?
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yo bro, I really hate those russians, but I promised to go, do you mind taking my place on the plane for me?
of course bro, no worries.
Quote from: Caliga on September 25, 2012, 06:41:59 AM
Elaborate.
The scratch marks inside one of the coffins indicate that one of the people buried was probably not killed in the crash.
Quote from: Razgovory on September 25, 2012, 07:01:44 AM
The scratch marks inside one of the coffins indicate that one of the people buried was probably not killed in the crash.
That joke was in Poe taste.
Quote from: Caliga on September 25, 2012, 06:41:59 AM
Elaborate.
So, there is a plane crash. Bodies all over the place. In normal countries this is done professionally, but it's a joint Russo-Polish effort, so apparently they just pick up body parts and lump them all together into coffins.
The family of one victim keeps bugging everybody saying that they are certain it wasn't their grandmother/mother in the coffin they buried. Other start saying the same. But everyone says these are just crazy conspiracy theory people. But eventually, after 24+ months, the prosecutor's office exhumes the body and it turns out it is someone else. So now they are planning to do it with all the people whose families complained. :bleeding:
Quote from: Martinus on September 25, 2012, 07:39:25 AM
So, there is a plane crash. Bodies all over the place. In normal countries this is done professionally, but it's a joint Russo-Polish effort, so apparently they just pick up body parts and lump them all together into coffins.
The family of one victim keeps bugging everybody saying that they are certain it wasn't their grandmother/mother in the coffin they buried. Other start saying the same. But everyone says these are just crazy conspiracy theory people. But eventually, after 24+ months, the prosecutor's office exhumes the body and it turns out it is someone else. So now they are planning to do it with all the people whose families complained. :bleeding:
I think the biggest part of the problem is that they allowed the bodies to be exhumed...It would be nice if they did a good job, but who cares? I wonder what you would find if you opened up the war cemetaries in europe and did dna testing to see if the graves were properly labeled.
Quote from: alfred russel on September 25, 2012, 08:55:14 AM
Quote from: Martinus on September 25, 2012, 07:39:25 AM
So, there is a plane crash. Bodies all over the place. In normal countries this is done professionally, but it's a joint Russo-Polish effort, so apparently they just pick up body parts and lump them all together into coffins.
The family of one victim keeps bugging everybody saying that they are certain it wasn't their grandmother/mother in the coffin they buried. Other start saying the same. But everyone says these are just crazy conspiracy theory people. But eventually, after 24+ months, the prosecutor's office exhumes the body and it turns out it is someone else. So now they are planning to do it with all the people whose families complained. :bleeding:
I think the biggest part of the problem is that they allowed the bodies to be exhumed...It would be nice if they did a good job, but who cares? I wonder what you would find if you opened up the war cemetaries in europe and did dna testing to see if the graves were properly labeled.
In a normal country, that would be correct. But Poland isn't normal, especially when it comes to that plane crash - it is currently probably the most divisive issue in politics and any irregularities and errors are used by PiS to fuel their theory that the crash was a conspiracy or at least the fault of PO's government.
Quote from: Martinus on September 25, 2012, 09:29:16 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on September 25, 2012, 08:55:14 AM
Quote from: Martinus on September 25, 2012, 07:39:25 AM
So, there is a plane crash. Bodies all over the place. In normal countries this is done professionally, but it's a joint Russo-Polish effort, so apparently they just pick up body parts and lump them all together into coffins.
The family of one victim keeps bugging everybody saying that they are certain it wasn't their grandmother/mother in the coffin they buried. Other start saying the same. But everyone says these are just crazy conspiracy theory people. But eventually, after 24+ months, the prosecutor's office exhumes the body and it turns out it is someone else. So now they are planning to do it with all the people whose families complained. :bleeding:
I think the biggest part of the problem is that they allowed the bodies to be exhumed...It would be nice if they did a good job, but who cares? I wonder what you would find if you opened up the war cemetaries in europe and did dna testing to see if the graves were properly labeled.
In a normal country, that would be correct. But Poland isn't normal, especially when it comes to that plane crash - it is currently probably the most divisive issue in politics and any irregularities and errors are used by PiS to fuel their theory that the crash was a conspiracy or at least the fault of PO's government.
Is anyone else not unsurprised that Polish politics is dominated by the Piss and Poo parties ?
Quote from: mongers on September 25, 2012, 09:56:58 AM
Is anyone else not unsurprised that Polish politics is dominated by the Piss and Poo parties ?
:lmfao:
that's a good one, never thought of it that way
I don't really see what bearing some of the bodies being misidentified has on the cause of the crash. But then, maybe you have to be Polish to see it.
Quote from: Martinus on September 25, 2012, 06:39:12 AM
It appears, over 2 years after the crash, and couple of exhumations later, that at least one pair of bodies have been switched. :bleeding: :lol:
So which one wrote the check?
Quote from: dps on September 25, 2012, 01:27:30 PM
I don't really see what bearing some of the bodies being misidentified has on the cause of the crash. But then, maybe you have to be Polish to see it.
Polish government is so sloppy it mixed up the bodies -> What else did they fail to notice or fuck up -> OMG Putin and Tusk killed our President!!!1111
The theory rests on an internally contradictory assumption of Donald Tusk's government being both woefully incompetent and deviously Machiavellian.
Then again 47% of Poles think that a small bottle with blood of John Paul II helped to heal a Polish race driver when he had an accident last year (he got the blood from one of the highest ranking Polish catholic cardinals, who apparently has a whole storage of it).
Kubica?
Quote from: DGuller on September 26, 2012, 10:15:55 AM
Kubica?
Yeah. The Cardinal sent him a vial with John Paul II's blood, so he gets better. In a recent poll, 47% of Poles thought it worked.
:pope: That 47% does seem to be a magical number lately, doesn't it?
Quote from: DGuller on September 26, 2012, 10:35:34 AM
:pope: That 47% does seem to be a magical number lately, doesn't it?
Heh, no kidding. I haven't realized that until now. Maybe Romney was right and simply 47% of people in any populace should be culled?
How many really believe that and how many are just agreeing because it's something they think they heard in the news? I mean it's kinda like those polls saying x% of people think Obama's a Muslim.
Quote from: Martinus on September 26, 2012, 10:32:39 AM
Quote from: DGuller on September 26, 2012, 10:15:55 AM
Kubica?
Yeah. The Cardinal sent him a vial with John Paul II's blood, so he gets better. In a recent poll, 47% of Poles thought it worked.
How does that work? Do you need to drink the blood, rub in on the injury, inject it, or what?
BTW, is it standard practice for Catholics to stockpile the bodily fluids of their popes? :huh:
Quote from: alfred russel on September 26, 2012, 11:47:40 AM
Quote from: Martinus on September 26, 2012, 10:32:39 AM
Quote from: DGuller on September 26, 2012, 10:15:55 AM
Kubica?
Yeah. The Cardinal sent him a vial with John Paul II's blood, so he gets better. In a recent poll, 47% of Poles thought it worked.
How does that work? Do you need to drink the blood, rub in on the injury, inject it, or what?
If True Blood is anything to go by, drinking it or rubbing it into the wound works.
Quote from: DGuller on September 26, 2012, 11:48:30 AM
BTW, is it standard practice for Catholics to stockpile the bodily fluids of their popes? :huh:
It's a part of standard Catholic necromancy. This picture, by the way, begs for a caption. "Can you smell this, guys?"
Quote from: Martinus on September 26, 2012, 06:44:36 AM
Then again 47% of Poles think that a small bottle with blood of John Paul II helped to heal a Polish race driver when he had an accident last year (he got the blood from one of the highest ranking Polish catholic cardinals, who apparently has a whole storage of it).
Cardinal ... or vampire? :huh:
Quote from: Malthus on September 26, 2012, 03:06:04 PM
Quote from: Martinus on September 26, 2012, 06:44:36 AM
Then again 47% of Poles think that a small bottle with blood of John Paul II helped to heal a Polish race driver when he had an accident last year (he got the blood from one of the highest ranking Polish catholic cardinals, who apparently has a whole storage of it).
Cardinal ... or vampire? :huh:
Or both? :ph34r:
Quote from: Martinus on September 26, 2012, 03:07:05 PM
Quote from: Malthus on September 26, 2012, 03:06:04 PM
Quote from: Martinus on September 26, 2012, 06:44:36 AM
Then again 47% of Poles think that a small bottle with blood of John Paul II helped to heal a Polish race driver when he had an accident last year (he got the blood from one of the highest ranking Polish catholic cardinals, who apparently has a whole storage of it).
Cardinal ... or vampire? :huh:
Or both? :ph34r:
The 'bursting into flames when going into a church' thing would make it a tough job for a vampire to fill. :D
In other news, apparently John Paul II's "relics" are so popular, his dirty laundry is on sale:
http://www.olmcparish.com/uploads/August_26__2012.pdf
I wonder if there is a single fetish or niche sexual practice the Catholic Church does not cater to.