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Poll
Question: Spill it:
Option 1: Circumcision Yay - I had one
Option 2: Circumcision Yay - I haven't had one
Option 3: Circumcision Nay - I had one
Option 4: Circumcision Nay - I haven't had one
Option 5: I am a female, or Jaron
Title: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: Tamas on August 28, 2012, 03:22:39 PM
The threads on this have become very boring. Even more rigid and less compromising than religion debates, or a Berkut-Dguller match on US politics.
And I suspect a not too complex pattern in the sides taken :P

So let the truth reveal itself!
Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: Jacob on August 28, 2012, 03:25:55 PM
Does "yay" mean "everyone should have them" or "are perfectly okay"?

Does "nay" mean "don't think there's any particular benefit" or "it should be outlawed because it's a terrible thing to do"?
Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: Ed Anger on August 28, 2012, 03:26:54 PM
Where is the 'who gives a flying fuck' option?
Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: derspiess on August 28, 2012, 03:27:20 PM
It's "yea", not "yay" :contract:
Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: derspiess on August 28, 2012, 03:27:42 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 28, 2012, 03:26:54 PM
Where is the 'who gives a flying fuck' option?

You are a woman named Jaron, then.
Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: Ed Anger on August 28, 2012, 03:29:26 PM
Quote from: derspiess on August 28, 2012, 03:27:42 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 28, 2012, 03:26:54 PM
Where is the 'who gives a flying fuck' option?

You are a woman named Jaron, then.

People are way too interested in penis on this forum.
Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: DGuller on August 28, 2012, 03:41:33 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 28, 2012, 03:29:26 PM
Quote from: derspiess on August 28, 2012, 03:27:42 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 28, 2012, 03:26:54 PM
Where is the 'who gives a flying fuck' option?

You are a woman named Jaron, then.

People are way too interested in penis on this forum.
:yeahright:
Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: Ed Anger on August 28, 2012, 03:45:23 PM
You have been judged.
Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: Jacob on August 28, 2012, 03:47:30 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 28, 2012, 03:26:54 PM
Where is the 'who gives a flying fuck' option?

Yeah, that's the option I'm looking for as well.
Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: merithyn on August 28, 2012, 03:52:55 PM
Why can't I have an opinion even if I'm female?  :mad:

You all get an opinion on whether or not I carry some kid to term. I should be allowed an opinion on this. :ultra:



Though I should probably point out that my opinion is that it doesn't really matter to me one way or another.  :hmm:
Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: derspiess on August 28, 2012, 03:58:30 PM
Quote from: merithyn on August 28, 2012, 03:52:55 PM
Why can't I have an opinion even if I'm female?  :mad:

Because women are not people.  They are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our amusement.
Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: Liep on August 28, 2012, 04:02:17 PM
Quote from: merithyn on August 28, 2012, 03:52:55 PM
Why can't I have an opinion even if I'm female?  :mad:

The answers don't really specify that you need to be a man to vote, only one requires you to be a woman or Jaron.
Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: Jacob on August 28, 2012, 04:05:32 PM
That's true. You can vote "not circumcised" (presumably) and whatever you think.

Pretty poor poll design, all around.
Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: Ed Anger on August 28, 2012, 04:08:09 PM
Quote from: derspiess on August 28, 2012, 03:58:30 PM
Quote from: merithyn on August 28, 2012, 03:52:55 PM
Why can't I have an opinion even if I'm female?  :mad:

Because women are not people.  They are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our amusement.

And what fun devices they are.  :)
Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on August 28, 2012, 04:09:42 PM
Needs a "circumcision yay (why should the state get to decide everything) - but not for my tribe (unless medically necessary) as we disapprove of pointless mutilation" option  :hmm: ?
Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on August 28, 2012, 04:11:41 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 28, 2012, 04:08:09 PM
Quote from: derspiess on August 28, 2012, 03:58:30 PM
Quote from: merithyn on August 28, 2012, 03:52:55 PM
Why can't I have an opinion even if I'm female?  :mad:

Because women are not people.  They are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our amusement.

And what fun devices they are.  :)

Very poor quality control though.
Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: Ed Anger on August 28, 2012, 04:12:57 PM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on August 28, 2012, 04:11:41 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 28, 2012, 04:08:09 PM
Quote from: derspiess on August 28, 2012, 03:58:30 PM
Quote from: merithyn on August 28, 2012, 03:52:55 PM
Why can't I have an opinion even if I'm female?  :mad:

Because women are not people.  They are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our amusement.

And what fun devices they are.  :)

Very poor quality control though.

GOD needs TQM, stat.
Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: sbr on August 28, 2012, 04:46:31 PM
Quote from: Jacob on August 28, 2012, 04:05:32 PM
That's true. You can vote "not circumcised" (presumably) and whatever you think.

Pretty poor poll design, all around.

:yes:  Should have added many more options to include whether you are American, Eurotardian, or worse, Canadian. 

It should look like one of OHGamer's old insane 43 choice polls in the US Election threads on EUOT.
Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: Jacob on August 28, 2012, 04:53:12 PM
Quote from: sbr on August 28, 2012, 04:46:31 PM
Quote from: Jacob on August 28, 2012, 04:05:32 PM
That's true. You can vote "not circumcised" (presumably) and whatever you think.

Pretty poor poll design, all around.

:yes:  Should have added many more options to include whether you are American, Eurotardian, or worse, Canadian. 

That would probably have been pretty entertaining. If he wanted something even remotely resembling data reflecting actual opinions, he should at thev very least clarify what he means by "yay" and "nay", and also include an option for people like Ed who do not have a strong opinion either way.
Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: Ed Anger on August 28, 2012, 04:54:55 PM
Quoteor worse, Canadian. 


Yes, Abby Wambach circumcised me
Yes, America Circumcised me
Yes, Dubya Circumcised me
Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: Iormlund on August 28, 2012, 04:57:08 PM
It seems Languishites like their penises.
Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: garbon on August 28, 2012, 05:10:12 PM
Quote from: Iormlund on August 28, 2012, 04:57:08 PM
It seems Languishites like their penises.

Indeed. Over 50% support circumcision.
Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: MadImmortalMan on August 28, 2012, 05:30:52 PM
Basically, no matter which way you choose to go with your kid, he's probably going to be happy you chose the way you did.  :P

Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: garbon on August 28, 2012, 09:52:44 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on August 28, 2012, 05:30:52 PM
Basically, no matter which way you choose to go with your kid, he's probably going to be happy you chose the way you did.  :P



Actually I already related I was annoyed how my parents chose as it just meant I waited until I was just old enough to have memories of pain.
Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: Ideologue on August 29, 2012, 12:07:27 AM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on August 28, 2012, 05:30:52 PM
Basically, no matter which way you choose to go with your kid, he's probably going to be happy you chose the way you did.  :P

NAY.

I want my nerves back.
Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: Eddie Teach on August 29, 2012, 12:13:15 AM
I am Jaron. How did you know?
Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: Camerus on August 29, 2012, 12:51:25 AM
Quote from: Tamas on August 28, 2012, 03:22:39 PM
The threads on this have become very boring. Even more rigid and less compromising than religion debates, or a Berkut-Dguller match on US politics.
And I suspect a not too complex pattern in the sides taken :P

So let the truth reveal itself!

Funny you should say that, 'cause there's plenty of people here just hoping for a rigid circumcision debate.  :P
Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: Josquius on August 30, 2012, 07:48:01 AM
Haven't.
From what I've seen winkies with it look funny.
Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: Malthus on August 30, 2012, 08:24:29 AM
Quote from: Iormlund on August 28, 2012, 04:57:08 PM
It seems Languishites like their penises.

It adds a new twist to the tag "total members voted"  :D
Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: DGuller on August 30, 2012, 11:20:15 AM
Well, looks like this poll settles it.
Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: Martinus on August 30, 2012, 11:22:31 AM
Ok, question to circumcised peeps - can you wank without lube on a daily basis?
Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: Barrister on August 30, 2012, 11:27:06 AM
Quote from: Martinus on August 30, 2012, 11:22:31 AM
Ok, question to circumcised peeps - can you wank without lube on a daily basis?

You can yank without lube, but I sure ain't telling you how often I do it.   :ph34r:
Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: Valmy on August 30, 2012, 11:27:08 AM
Quote from: Martinus on August 30, 2012, 11:22:31 AM
Ok, question to circumcised peeps - can you wank without lube on a daily basis?

Why would I need lube? :hmm:

And I used to many times a day.  Now it takes a bit of effort to get one in.
Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: Martinus on August 30, 2012, 11:31:10 AM
Ok, I heard that one of the downsides of circumcision is that you need lube (or spit or some other liquid) to wank as otherwise you get burns.  :hmm:
Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: Valmy on August 30, 2012, 11:32:19 AM
Quote from: Martinus on August 30, 2012, 11:31:10 AM
Ok, I heard that one of the downsides of circumcision is that you need lube (or spit or some other liquid) to wank as otherwise you get burns.  :hmm:

Woah.  Yeah I would be opposed to circumcision with a fury that defies vocalization if that were the case.
Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: Crazy_Ivan80 on August 30, 2012, 12:18:41 PM
Quote from: Martinus on August 30, 2012, 11:31:10 AM
Ok, I heard that one of the downsides of circumcision is that you need lube (or spit or some other liquid) to wank as otherwise you get burns.  :hmm:

if you wank at 100 fps (faps per second) you'll get burned foreskin or not.
Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: The Brain on August 30, 2012, 12:39:47 PM
More to the point, what do you do with all the separated foreskins?
Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: Valmy on August 30, 2012, 12:50:04 PM
Quote from: The Brain on August 30, 2012, 12:39:47 PM
More to the point, what do you do with all the separated foreskins?

Make lampshades.
Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: The Brain on August 30, 2012, 12:53:15 PM
Quote from: Valmy on August 30, 2012, 12:50:04 PM
Quote from: The Brain on August 30, 2012, 12:39:47 PM
More to the point, what do you do with all the separated foreskins?

Make lampshades.

This is why Americans are great. When life hands them a foreskin they make lampshades.
Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: lustindarkness on August 30, 2012, 01:17:24 PM
Quote from: The Brain on August 30, 2012, 12:53:15 PM
Quote from: Valmy on August 30, 2012, 12:50:04 PM
Quote from: The Brain on August 30, 2012, 12:39:47 PM
More to the point, what do you do with all the separated foreskins?

Make lampshades.

This is why Americans are great. When life hands them a foreskin they make lampshades.

:hug:
Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: Ideologue on August 30, 2012, 04:20:06 PM
Quote from: Martinus on August 30, 2012, 11:22:31 AM
Ok, question to circumcised peeps - can you wank without lube on a daily basis?

Yes.
Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: Ed Anger on August 30, 2012, 04:41:39 PM
I don't masturbate. I save my goo.
Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: garbon on August 30, 2012, 04:46:35 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 30, 2012, 04:41:39 PM
I don't masturbate. I save my goo.

What show was that? One of those procedural cop dramas had a guy that did that - well he masturbated and then saved it.
Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: garbon on August 30, 2012, 04:47:48 PM
Quote from: Martinus on August 30, 2012, 11:31:10 AM
Ok, I heard that one of the downsides of circumcision is that you need lube (or spit or some other liquid) to wank as otherwise you get burns.  :hmm:

First letter.

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove?oid=14968
Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: mongers on August 30, 2012, 05:04:42 PM
I put this in the same category as I reserve for tattoos and piercings.
Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: garbon on August 30, 2012, 05:06:53 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 30, 2012, 04:47:48 PM
Quote from: Martinus on August 30, 2012, 11:31:10 AM
Ok, I heard that one of the downsides of circumcision is that you need lube (or spit or some other liquid) to wank as otherwise you get burns.  :hmm:

First letter.

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove?oid=14968

Btw, I can understand being against circumcision if you thought it meant lube became mandatory.
Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2012, 05:56:32 PM
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Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: HVC on August 30, 2012, 05:59:42 PM
Why you guys telling Marti about your masturbatory habits? You know what he's going to do later with that info, right? With or without lube.



:P
Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: Viking on August 30, 2012, 06:07:35 PM
Quote from: HVC on August 30, 2012, 05:59:42 PM
Why you guys telling Marti about your masturbatory habits? You know what he's going to do later with that info, right? With or without lube.



:P

+1
Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: dps on August 30, 2012, 06:21:38 PM
Quote from: mongers on August 30, 2012, 05:04:42 PM
I put this in the same category as I reserve for tattoos and piercings.

Things you wouldn't have done to yourself, but that you don't think the government should get involved with?
Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: Ideologue on August 30, 2012, 08:06:10 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on August 30, 2012, 04:20:06 PM
Quote from: Martinus on August 30, 2012, 11:22:31 AM
Ok, question to circumcised peeps - can you wank without lube on a daily basis?

Yes.

Actually today's looking like a hat trick.
Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: garbon on August 31, 2012, 12:10:04 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2012, 05:56:32 PM
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Lame.
Title: Re: The Circumcision Poll - let's end this once and for all
Post by: garbon on August 31, 2012, 12:10:42 AM
Quote from: HVC on August 30, 2012, 05:59:42 PM
Why you guys telling Marti about your masturbatory habits? You know what he's going to do later with that info, right? With or without lube.

:P

I could do worse than a guy who thinks he should toss me a few bucks.