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Title: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: Martinus on July 09, 2012, 11:09:56 AM
Or more precisely, me and my boyfriend are getting two cats, preferably siblings, one to live with each of us and they will meet each other occassionally.

Chosen race: blue Russian.

Let the flaming commence.
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: Habbaku on July 09, 2012, 11:11:10 AM
Notification of cat's death in 2 months, tops.
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: Valmy on July 09, 2012, 11:14:27 AM
Russian cats?!

You two are traitors to Poland.
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: Grey Fox on July 09, 2012, 11:17:32 AM
So you want to have a Brain Disease?


Moving together, get an house with a yard, get a dog.

God damn urban living fostering to the Cat agenda.
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: Valmy on July 09, 2012, 11:30:57 AM
Yards suck.  They waste water and valuable time and money.
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: Martinus on July 09, 2012, 11:35:50 AM
I would actually prefer a dog, but the problem with dogs is that they can't be left alone for most of the day without going nuts. Plus cats feel better in smaller flats and I won't be moving until December (at best).

So, as with my decision not to have kids, my decision not to have a dog (despite me wanting to) is dictated by my qualms about its well-being.
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: Martinus on July 09, 2012, 11:36:53 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 09, 2012, 11:14:27 AM
Russian cats?!

You two are traitors to Poland.

They will be atheist communist cats working for the world-wide Zionist conspiracy.
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: Martinus on July 09, 2012, 11:38:01 AM
Blue Russians are so cute btw:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.catfacts.org%2Frussian-blue-cat-facts-3.jpg&hash=03d37c1b79e976d928c9d652aa01db0fc422a260)
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: Valmy on July 09, 2012, 11:42:44 AM
Quote from: Martinus on July 09, 2012, 11:36:53 AM
They will be atheist communist cats working for the world-wide Zionist conspiracy.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F_TnxpgCrmN3o%2FTP7dfmPgeGI%2FAAAAAAAAAIo%2FnTF-uPEnGfw%2Fs400%2Fchairman-meow.jpg&hash=34653b48b265ab1db9eaa0c828caad645f470683)

:hmm:
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: Ideologue on July 09, 2012, 11:45:31 AM
I guess you take relatively good care of your humans, so I have no specific objection to you getting a cat.
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 09, 2012, 11:45:51 AM
Quote from: Martinus on July 09, 2012, 11:35:50 AMPlus cats feel better in smaller flats and I won't be moving until December (at best).

I have to voice concerns about how you and the other pillowbiter are going to have separate cats and bring them together from time to time;  cats don't travel well, and if they're not cohabitating in the same environment, you're going to have hierarchy issues--even from cats from the same litter.

QuoteSo, as with my decision not to have kids, my decision not to have a dog (despite me wanting to) is dictated by my qualms about its well-being.

Good man.  As much of a cat person as I am, I would love to have a dog, as I grew up with up;  but condo living isn't meant for them.  And it's not fair to keep them cooped up in a house when you're living alone and working 10 or 11 hours a day.

I mean, there are plenty of people around here with little doggies, but most of them are retired.  The people, not to the dogs.
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: Neil on July 09, 2012, 11:59:40 AM
Martinus and CdM get closer together.  I'm waiting for Money's thread 'I'm going to start pretending to be a lawyer!'.
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 09, 2012, 12:28:32 PM
Quote from: Neil on July 09, 2012, 11:59:40 AM
Martinus and CdM get closer together.  I'm waiting for Money's thread 'I'm going to start pretending to be a lawyer!'.

"Mr. Simpson, don't you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it."
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: mongers on July 09, 2012, 12:54:19 PM
Marty, you do know you can't use cats as extemporised clothes dryers ? :unsure:
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: Maximus on July 09, 2012, 12:58:48 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on July 09, 2012, 11:17:32 AM
So you want to have a Brain Disease?


Moving together, get an house with a yard, get a dog.

God damn urban living fostering to the Cat agenda.
Dogs are inappropriate for living in a town or city.
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: merithyn on July 09, 2012, 01:06:53 PM
Quote from: Maximus on July 09, 2012, 12:58:48 PM
Dogs are inappropriate for living in a town or city.

:rolleyes:

You think dogs are inappropriate for being inside a house. More specifically, for being inside YOUR house. :contract:
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: Valmy on July 09, 2012, 01:12:45 PM
Quote from: merithyn on July 09, 2012, 01:06:53 PM
You think dogs are inappropriate for being inside a house. More specifically, for being inside YOUR house. :contract:

That is what dog houses are for.
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: Martinus on July 09, 2012, 01:55:06 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 09, 2012, 11:45:51 AM
Quote from: Martinus on July 09, 2012, 11:35:50 AMPlus cats feel better in smaller flats and I won't be moving until December (at best).

I have to voice concerns about how you and the other pillowbiter are going to have separate cats and bring them together from time to time;  cats don't travel well, and if they're not cohabitating in the same environment, you're going to have hierarchy issues--even from cats from the same litter.

Well, what I really mean each of us is going to raise one cat but we can occasionally take them on visits - we won't swap them or anything.
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: Viking on July 09, 2012, 02:03:08 PM
If you don't name them "Ed Anger" and "CountDeMoney" respectively I will be: Dissapointed.
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: Valmy on July 09, 2012, 02:05:18 PM
They will probably be named after famous gay communists.
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: Martinus on July 09, 2012, 02:05:39 PM
Quote from: Viking on July 09, 2012, 02:03:08 PM
If you don't name them "Ed Anger" and "CountDeMoney" respectively I will be: Dissapointed.

He wants to name his Tanya. I'm thinking of an appropriate Russian sounding name for mine. Imperatritsa Katarina has a nice tinge to it, but may be a bit of a mouthful.
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: sbr on July 09, 2012, 02:06:35 PM
Kat for short.
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: Martinus on July 09, 2012, 02:07:16 PM
Quote from: sbr on July 09, 2012, 02:06:35 PM
Kat for short.
:hmm:               :thumbsup:
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: Martinus on July 09, 2012, 02:08:26 PM
Or something from the ancient world. Ishtar perhaps?
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: Maximus on July 09, 2012, 04:42:05 PM
Quote from: merithyn on July 09, 2012, 01:06:53 PM
Quote from: Maximus on July 09, 2012, 12:58:48 PM
Dogs are inappropriate for living in a town or city.

:rolleyes:

You think dogs are inappropriate for being inside a house. More specifically, for being inside YOUR house. :contract:
That too, dogs were meant to roam free
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: Barrister on July 09, 2012, 04:57:30 PM
Even if they are brother and sister, they are going to have major issues if they live in separate apartments, but are brought together for short periods of time.  Plus as Seedy said Cats aren't great travellers.

One of you should get one cat that you can both look after.  Or if you get two cats, they should stay together all the time so they have a close and stable bond relationship with each other.

And for all that is good and Holy get them fixed.
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: Caliga on July 09, 2012, 06:15:22 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 09, 2012, 11:30:57 AM
Yards suck.  They waste water and valuable time and money.
:huh: My yard takes quite a bit of work but I outsource a lot of the boring shit (e.g. mowing the lawn).  I actually love to take care of my trees.... it's fun and good exercise.
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: Caliga on July 09, 2012, 06:16:39 PM
Quote from: Maximus on July 09, 2012, 12:58:48 PM
Dogs are inappropriate for living in a town or city.
I agree, which is why I didn't get one till we moved to our current house.
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: katmai on July 09, 2012, 06:28:17 PM
Quote from: Caliga on July 09, 2012, 06:15:22 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 09, 2012, 11:30:57 AM
Yards suck.  They waste water and valuable time and money.
:huh: My yard takes quite a bit of work but I outsource a lot of the boring shit (e.g. mowing the lawn).  I actually love to take care of my trees.... it's fun and good exercise.

Valmy is a marylander cretin.
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: katmai on July 09, 2012, 06:28:40 PM
Quote from: Caliga on July 09, 2012, 06:16:39 PM
Quote from: Maximus on July 09, 2012, 12:58:48 PM
Dogs are inappropriate for living in a town or city.
I agree, which is why I didn't get one till we moved to our current house.

I call bullshit.
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: Eddie Teach on July 09, 2012, 06:37:07 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 09, 2012, 01:12:45 PM
Quote from: merithyn on July 09, 2012, 01:06:53 PM
You think dogs are inappropriate for being inside a house. More specifically, for being inside YOUR house. :contract:

That is what dog houses are for.

When your spouse won't let you get a dog?  :hmm:

Quote from: BBAnd for all that is good and Holy get them fixed.

This.
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: dps on July 09, 2012, 06:47:04 PM
I figured that this was another hyperchondriac thread and he was getting a CAT scan.
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: Tonitrus on July 09, 2012, 06:56:45 PM
Quote from: Barrister on July 09, 2012, 04:57:30 PM
Even if they are brother and sister, they are going to have major issues if they live in separate apartments, but are brought together for short periods of time.  Plus as Seedy said Cats aren't great travellers.

One of you should get one cat that you can both look after.  Or if you get two cats, they should stay together all the time so they have a close and stable bond relationship with each other.

And for all that is good and Holy get them fixed.

Indeed, if unfixed and living separately, they might mate, forming a line of Hapsburcats.
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: Eddie Teach on July 09, 2012, 06:59:07 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on July 09, 2012, 06:56:45 PM
Indeed, if unfixed and living separately, they might will mate, forming a line of Hapsburcats.
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: Viking on July 09, 2012, 07:27:49 PM
Quote from: Martinus on July 09, 2012, 02:05:39 PM
Quote from: Viking on July 09, 2012, 02:03:08 PM
If you don't name them "Ed Anger" and "CountDeMoney" respectively I will be: Dissapointed.

He wants to name his Tanya. I'm thinking of an appropriate Russian sounding name for mine. Imperatritsa Katarina has a nice tinge to it, but may be a bit of a mouthful.

You already fail at being ghey, now you fail at being Polish; ffs the bitch partioned poland!!!

This makes me wonder, do you fail at lawtalking as well since things tend to come in threes...
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: Razgovory on July 09, 2012, 09:56:51 PM
Honest answer.  I don't think Marty should get a cat.
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: Capetan Mihali on July 09, 2012, 10:24:31 PM
The whole "they'll be playmates!!" separate-living arrangement is doomed to disappointment.
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: Syt on July 09, 2012, 10:58:33 PM
I predict Marty will get tired of his new toy and discard it within 6 months.

That goes for the cat, too.
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: Lettow77 on July 10, 2012, 12:12:00 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 09, 2012, 10:58:33 PM
I predict Marty will get tired of his new toy and discard it within 6 months.

That goes for the cat, too.

:yes:
Don't forget the part where the two cats failure to get along as playmates creates serious tension and doubts in the relationship.
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: Valmy on July 10, 2012, 12:20:19 AM
Quote from: Caliga on July 09, 2012, 06:15:22 PM
:huh: My yard takes quite a bit of work but I outsource a lot of the boring shit (e.g. mowing the lawn).  I actually love to take care of my trees.... it's fun and good exercise.

Yeah well I am not outsourcing the mowing :P

But mainly the stupid Texas drought last year killed it.  It is mostly dirt now damn thing.
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: Ideologue on July 10, 2012, 12:55:39 AM
Pave it.  Live like a king of old.
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: Martinus on July 10, 2012, 02:38:17 AM
The playmates thing is not central to the cat acquisition idea.

Each of us wants to get a cat. Period. Cats can meet other cats occassionally - this is not some trauma for them I believe. We are not planning for them to be "playmates" nor we think that there will be more likely to be playmates because they are siblings.

You guys latch at a single thing and then extrapolate from it some crazy stuff. Jesus.
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: Martinus on July 10, 2012, 02:43:13 AM
Quote from: Tonitrus on July 09, 2012, 06:56:45 PM
Quote from: Barrister on July 09, 2012, 04:57:30 PM
Even if they are brother and sister, they are going to have major issues if they live in separate apartments, but are brought together for short periods of time.  Plus as Seedy said Cats aren't great travellers.

One of you should get one cat that you can both look after.  Or if you get two cats, they should stay together all the time so they have a close and stable bond relationship with each other.

And for all that is good and Holy get them fixed.

Indeed, if unfixed and living separately, they might mate, forming a line of Hapsburcats.

That may be difficult considering we are planning on getting two girls.
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: Martinus on July 10, 2012, 02:47:21 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 09, 2012, 10:58:33 PM
I predict Marty will get tired of his new toy and discard it within 6 months.

That goes for the cat, too.

I know this is a fun meme but I have been in this relationship for over 2 years now. :P
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: Tamas on July 10, 2012, 02:51:32 AM
Quote from: Martinus on July 10, 2012, 02:38:17 AM

Each of us wants to get a cat. Period. Cats can meet other cats occassionally - this is not some trauma for them I believe.


you know nothing, Jon Snow
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: katmai on July 10, 2012, 02:59:39 AM
Quote from: Martinus on July 10, 2012, 02:47:21 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 09, 2012, 10:58:33 PM
I predict Marty will get tired of his new toy and discard it within 6 months.

That goes for the cat, too.

I know this is a fun meme but I have been in this relationship for over 2 years now. :P

It only takes one check not clearing.
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: Martinus on July 10, 2012, 03:04:18 AM
Quote from: katmai on July 10, 2012, 02:59:39 AM
Quote from: Martinus on July 10, 2012, 02:47:21 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 09, 2012, 10:58:33 PM
I predict Marty will get tired of his new toy and discard it within 6 months.

That goes for the cat, too.

I know this is a fun meme but I have been in this relationship for over 2 years now. :P

It only takes one check not clearing.

:lol: You are an asshole.

Anyway Syt was suggesting I would get bored of him.
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: katmai on July 10, 2012, 03:06:45 AM
Have fun with the feline, just don't have Brainiac style fun, and for god sakes don't give it some foofoo name like Seedy does.
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: Lettow77 on July 10, 2012, 03:20:59 AM
 foofoo names are fun!

For a girl, I suggest skitterleap, eclair, or sassafrass.
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: Josquius on July 10, 2012, 05:06:38 AM
with dogs having them apart and bringing them together to play on weekends would work well. With cats though...yeah. Probally not. Don't see it working too well as a relationship binding thing. If you both want cats at the same time then good for you two but to get them as a cute set where you each have one...
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: Martinus on July 10, 2012, 05:08:08 AM
Quote from: Tyr on July 10, 2012, 05:06:38 AM
with dogs having them apart and bringing them together to play on weekends would work well. With cats though...yeah. Probally not. Don't see it working too well as a relationship binding thing. If you both want cats at the same time then good for you two but to get them as a cute set where you each have one...

THIS IS NOT A RELATIONSHIP BINDING THING  :frusty:  :bash:
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: Caliga on July 10, 2012, 05:17:44 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 10, 2012, 12:20:19 AM
But mainly the stupid Texas drought last year killed it.  It is mostly dirt now damn thing.
My yard looks pretty bad right now too due to the heat and dryness... except right above the septic field. :blush:
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: sbr on July 10, 2012, 05:27:54 AM
Quote from: Martinus on July 10, 2012, 05:08:08 AM
Quote from: Tyr on July 10, 2012, 05:06:38 AM
with dogs having them apart and bringing them together to play on weekends would work well. With cats though...yeah. Probally not. Don't see it working too well as a relationship binding thing. If you both want cats at the same time then good for you two but to get them as a cute set where you each have one...

THIS IS NOT A RELATIONSHIP BINDING THING  :frusty:  :bash:

:lol:  I'm not sure he reads much before throwing in his thoughts.
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 10, 2012, 05:28:21 AM
Quote from: katmai on July 10, 2012, 03:06:45 AM
Have fun with the feline, just don't have Brainiac style fun, and for god sakes don't give it some foofoo name like Seedy does.

GangstaKitty is not a foofoo name.  :mad: The cat's keeping it real.
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: garbon on July 10, 2012, 08:44:10 AM
Quote from: sbr on July 10, 2012, 05:27:54 AM
Quote from: Martinus on July 10, 2012, 05:08:08 AM
Quote from: Tyr on July 10, 2012, 05:06:38 AM
with dogs having them apart and bringing them together to play on weekends would work well. With cats though...yeah. Probally not. Don't see it working too well as a relationship binding thing. If you both want cats at the same time then good for you two but to get them as a cute set where you each have one...

THIS IS NOT A RELATIONSHIP BINDING THING  :frusty:  :bash:

:lol:  I'm not sure he reads much before throwing in his thoughts.

I don't really understand where he was wrong.
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: Tamas on July 10, 2012, 08:53:46 AM
well yeah it sounded like a "thing we want to do together". For which, BTW, this is a horrible idea.
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: Grey Fox on July 10, 2012, 09:00:08 AM
Marti, when are you going to be moving together?
Title: Re: So I'm getting: CAT
Post by: Martinus on July 10, 2012, 09:22:16 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on July 10, 2012, 09:00:08 AM
Marti, when are you going to be moving together?

We dont plan to. See the dating thread.