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Title: I caught a tortoise!
Post by: Razgovory on July 09, 2012, 07:33:52 AM
I caught a tortoise!  :) I was driving back home from taking my dad to work and I saw the little critter trying to cross the street.  In stark contrast to Zeno's hypothesis, I was quickly able to catch up with him and scoop him up.  Didn't want him to get hit by a car.  I suppose I'll let him go in the back yard later today.  Maybe I'll go to the department of conservation land.  They have quite a bit of forest for tortoises to do... whatever it is they do.  I decided to show the reptile to the cats.  They aren't overly impressed.  I can't tell the gender of the tortoise, so I"m going to call him/her Waxy.  That seems gender neutral.
Title: Re: I caught a tortoise!
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 09, 2012, 07:37:04 AM
Good man.  You get karma.
Title: Re: I caught a tortoise!
Post by: Razgovory on July 09, 2012, 07:50:25 AM
A little research shows that it's probably a three toed box turtle.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Three-toed_Box_Turtle.jpg

Waxy is a bit more colorful, so he/she is probably older.  Judging from the turtle rings at least 9.  Looks like he/she was had the under carriage all scuffed up.  Maybe got hit by a car.  I think it's a she since the conservation page says that female box turtles have brown eyes.  I think Waxy has brown eyes. 
Title: Re: I caught a tortoise!
Post by: Martinus on July 09, 2012, 08:09:17 AM
What's a tortoise?
Title: Re: I caught a tortoise!
Post by: Razgovory on July 09, 2012, 08:16:00 AM
Quote from: Martinus on July 09, 2012, 08:09:17 AM
What's a tortoise?

It's like a snake with legs and a shell.
Title: Re: I caught a tortoise!
Post by: Martinus on July 09, 2012, 08:32:37 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on July 09, 2012, 08:16:00 AM
Quote from: Martinus on July 09, 2012, 08:09:17 AM
What's a tortoise?

It's like a snake with legs and a shell.

No respect for classic quotes. :(
Title: Re: I caught a tortoise!
Post by: Razgovory on July 09, 2012, 08:36:42 AM
At least I didn't go all Psycho on like you did to Eddie Teach last weekend.

Well, hanging with Waxy is cool and all, but I better take him to the Conservation land before it gets to hot.  See you!
Title: Re: I caught a tortoise!
Post by: jimmy olsen on July 09, 2012, 08:40:48 AM
Good job Raz!  :)
Title: Re: I caught a tortoise!
Post by: Razgovory on July 09, 2012, 09:22:14 AM
Waxy is now living on some department of conservation land.  Reptiles are dumb so he may try to head back to the street across town where I found him, but I did what I could do.
Title: Re: I caught a tortoise!
Post by: Tamas on July 09, 2012, 09:30:43 AM
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: I caught a tortoise!
Post by: derspiess on July 09, 2012, 09:45:15 AM
Had the same thing happen when I was taking the kids to pre-school/day care a few weeks ago.  Little guy was just sitting there in the middle of the road, so I pulled over & picked him up to show Tommy, then put him in the neighbor's yard & pointed him towards the woods.

Did not name him.
Title: Re: I caught a tortoise!
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 09, 2012, 09:46:25 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on July 09, 2012, 09:22:14 AM
Waxy is now living on some department of conservation land.  Reptiles are dumb so he may try to head back to the street across town where I found him, but I did what I could do.

Well, you did interrupt his day.  Was probably cussing you out the whole time, you know how fucking long it took me to get to that road, pal?



I scared the shit out of my mother in the car once;  stopped traffic to jump out and take a turtle across the street.  Fucker was rolling the dice in a 4 lane road with a 5th turn lane in the middle.
Title: Re: I caught a tortoise!
Post by: Scipio on July 09, 2012, 10:36:19 AM
Box turtles.  They are dumbasses.
Title: Re: I caught a tortoise!
Post by: Viking on July 09, 2012, 10:45:08 AM
Good for you, now tell me when you catch the hare.
Title: Re: I caught a tortoise!
Post by: mongers on July 09, 2012, 12:45:26 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on July 09, 2012, 09:22:14 AM
Waxy is now living on some department of conservation land.  Reptiles are dumb so he may try to head back to the street across town where I found him, but I did what I could do.

:thumbsup:
Title: Re: I caught a tortoise!
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on July 09, 2012, 01:38:55 PM
Good on you Razster.

A friend tried to help a snapping turtle stuck in the street once. Just once.  My mother took it a step further and brought a small one home and put it in a little terrarium till it healed enough to release. 
Title: Re: I caught a tortoise!
Post by: HVC on July 09, 2012, 02:45:07 PM
I used to live near a road that went in between two bends in a very long winding river. I was always ferrying turtles accross the road. there was a perfectly good drainange channel to go through, but no, they prefered to climb up an embankment and get run over. stupid turtles.
Title: Re: I caught a tortoise!
Post by: Razgovory on July 09, 2012, 03:28:32 PM
Quote from: Viking on July 09, 2012, 10:45:08 AM
Good for you, now tell me when you catch the hare.

That's Ed's department.
Title: Re: I caught a tortoise!
Post by: Caliga on July 09, 2012, 07:43:18 PM
The other day I found a dead toad that had gotten run over by a car in front of my house. :(
Title: Re: I caught a tortoise!
Post by: The Brain on July 15, 2012, 11:27:04 AM
Quote from: Martinus on July 09, 2012, 08:32:37 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on July 09, 2012, 08:16:00 AM
Quote from: Martinus on July 09, 2012, 08:09:17 AM
What's a tortoise?

It's like a snake with legs and a shell.

No respect for classic quotes. :(

:console:
Title: Re: I caught a tortoise!
Post by: Siege on July 15, 2012, 12:52:35 PM
I thought you caught a bunch of roman legion reenactors in a tortoise formation.
Fix title, plz.
Title: Re: I caught a tortoise!
Post by: Viking on July 15, 2012, 01:04:12 PM
Quote from: Siege on July 15, 2012, 12:52:35 PM
I thought you caught a bunch of roman legion reenactors in a tortoise formation.
Fix title, plz.

and here I was thinking it was VD....
Title: Re: I caught a tortoise!
Post by: Razgovory on July 15, 2012, 02:15:41 PM
Quote from: Siege on July 15, 2012, 12:52:35 PM
I thought you caught a bunch of roman legion reenactors in a tortoise formation.
Fix title, plz.

Siege, if I wanted to say that, I would have used the Latin, testudo.  Tortoise is an English word, not a Latin one.  I don't call you Erumpo.