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Title: Could a person really ride a bipedal animal?
Post by: jimmy olsen on July 02, 2012, 04:22:37 AM
You see in a lot fantasy art people riding bipedal animals like dinosaurs and giant birds. Wouldn't there be balance issues that would make that impossible to do on a long term basis? Certainly among the birds I would think, though the counterweight dinosaurs have in the form of their tails may make it possible. What do you guys think?
Title: Re: Could a person really ride a bipedal animal?
Post by: HVC on July 02, 2012, 04:24:53 AM
People ride ostriches, and guess piggy back rides count too. Also, weird question. In a imaginary land of Dino riders, balancing is what hits you as illogical? :D
Title: Re: Could a person really ride a bipedal animal?
Post by: The Brain on July 02, 2012, 04:32:34 AM
Short answer: yes.

Long answer: FFS Tim.
Title: Re: Could a person really ride a bipedal animal?
Post by: jimmy olsen on July 02, 2012, 04:34:54 AM
Quote from: HVC on July 02, 2012, 04:24:53 AM
People ride ostriches, and guess piggy back rides count too. Also, weird question. In a imaginary land of Dino riders, balancing is what hits you as illogical? :D
Could you ride an ostrich 20 miles a day? Doubtful. I said long term basis for a reason. The animal in question has to be as useful as a horse, or at least a donkey.
Title: Re: Could a person really ride a bipedal animal?
Post by: HVC on July 02, 2012, 04:37:37 AM
20 miles a day? Probably not. But that's more due to size and endurance, not a structural fault. Put a man on a pony and he wint go far either. Taking your giant birds and Dino's at face value endurance wouldn't be an issue.
Title: Re: Could a person really ride a bipedal animal?
Post by: Brazen on July 02, 2012, 04:40:53 AM
Parents carry kids on their backs for hours at a time, no reason the same shouldn't apply to other animals with a similar size ratio. Soldiers carry 87-127lbs of gear around with them on patrol day after day without balance problems.
Title: Re: Could a person really ride a bipedal animal?
Post by: Ideologue on July 02, 2012, 07:15:05 AM
I'm not sure a T-rex is capable of marching 20 miles a day in the first place.
Title: Re: Could a person really ride a bipedal animal?
Post by: jimmy olsen on July 02, 2012, 07:19:02 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on July 02, 2012, 07:15:05 AM
I'm not sure a T-rex is capable of marching 20 miles a day in the first place.
With those long strides?
Title: Re: Could a person really ride a bipedal animal?
Post by: The Brain on July 02, 2012, 07:29:32 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on July 02, 2012, 07:15:05 AM
I'm not sure a T-rex is capable of marching 20 miles a day in the first place.

Smartass.
Title: Re: Could a person really ride a bipedal animal?
Post by: Ideologue on July 02, 2012, 07:58:27 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 02, 2012, 07:19:02 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on July 02, 2012, 07:15:05 AM
I'm not sure a T-rex is capable of marching 20 miles a day in the first place.
With those long strides?

With that six-ton body.
Title: Re: Could a person really ride a bipedal animal?
Post by: Pedrito on July 02, 2012, 09:16:45 AM
Quote from: The Brain on July 02, 2012, 04:32:34 AM
Short answer: yes.

Long answer: FFS Tim.
:D

A grand total of nine letters

L.
Title: Re: Could a person really ride a bipedal animal?
Post by: Ed Anger on July 02, 2012, 10:43:15 AM
You can ride Hilary Swank at the petting zoo.
Title: Re: Could a person really ride a bipedal animal?
Post by: garbon on July 02, 2012, 12:53:26 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 02, 2012, 10:43:15 AM
You can ride Hilary Swank at the petting zoo.

Not in public.
Title: Re: Could a person really ride a bipedal animal?
Post by: katmai on July 02, 2012, 12:59:02 PM
Quote from: The Brain on July 02, 2012, 04:32:34 AM
Long answer: FFS Tim.

This.
Title: Re: Could a person really ride a bipedal animal?
Post by: Neil on July 02, 2012, 01:14:56 PM
Yes, you can.
Title: Re: Could a person really ride a bipedal animal?
Post by: Razgovory on July 02, 2012, 02:41:12 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 02, 2012, 04:34:54 AM
Quote from: HVC on July 02, 2012, 04:24:53 AM
People ride ostriches, and guess piggy back rides count too. Also, weird question. In a imaginary land of Dino riders, balancing is what hits you as illogical? :D
Could you ride an ostrich 20 miles a day? Doubtful. I said long term basis for a reason. The animal in question has to be as useful as a horse, or at least a donkey.

Horses have trouble with that distance.  You can do it, but you'll likely kill or injury it over time.
Title: Re: Could a person really ride a bipedal animal?
Post by: Martinus on July 02, 2012, 03:39:16 PM
What about riding a bipolar animal?
Title: Re: Could a person really ride a bipedal animal?
Post by: DGuller on July 02, 2012, 03:52:31 PM
If it consents, why not?
Title: Re: Could a person really ride a bipedal animal?
Post by: Eddie Teach on July 02, 2012, 03:55:13 PM
Quote from: Martinus on July 02, 2012, 03:39:16 PM
What about riding a bipolar animal?

I think camels might qualify.  :hmm:
Title: Re: Could a person really ride a bipedal animal?
Post by: dps on July 02, 2012, 04:01:41 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 02, 2012, 04:24:53 AM
People ride ostriches, and guess piggy back rides count too.

Dumbass is so caught up in his fantasy/alt history bullshit that he's only vaguely aware of real-world facts.
Title: Re: Could a person really ride a bipedal animal?
Post by: jimmy olsen on July 02, 2012, 05:21:43 PM
Quote from: dps on July 02, 2012, 04:01:41 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 02, 2012, 04:24:53 AM
People ride ostriches, and guess piggy back rides count too.

Dumbass is so caught up in his fantasy/alt history bullshit that he's only vaguely aware of real-world facts.
:rolleyes:

Have you seen people riding an ostrich? It doesn't exactly look like something that is of any real utility or sustainable over any significant length of time.
Title: Re: Could a person really ride a bipedal animal?
Post by: Razgovory on July 02, 2012, 06:59:24 PM
Honestly I don't see a lot of people riding horses.
Title: Re: Could a person really ride a bipedal animal?
Post by: Lucidor on July 03, 2012, 03:20:42 PM
I see people riding pedalled machines to work all the time.
Title: Re: Could a person really ride a bipedal animal?
Post by: viper37 on July 03, 2012, 09:00:59 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 02, 2012, 04:22:37 AM
You see in a lot fantasy art people riding bipedal animals like dinosaurs and giant birds. Wouldn't there be balance issues that would make that impossible to do on a long term basis? Certainly among the birds I would think, though the counterweight dinosaurs have in the form of their tails may make it possible. What do you guys think?
I see an issue with vision.  While you're sitting on a horse, a bear, a dire-wolf, whatever, you are way above the animal and see from all directions you normally see.  If you ride a bipedal animal, you'll have his neck&head right in front of you and you'll see only to the sides.

Also, as mentionned, there are balance issues involved.  The animal would need to be way bigger than you are and have long tail for balance.  You'd also need some special saddle that would adjust from when the animal is upright to when it's more forward leaning.

bottom line: unpractical.
Title: Re: Could a person really ride a bipedal animal?
Post by: viper37 on July 06, 2012, 08:34:43 AM
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Title: Re: Could a person really ride a bipedal animal?
Post by: Malthus on July 06, 2012, 09:20:47 AM
I think Timmay just orgasmed.  :lol:
Title: Re: Could a person really ride a bipedal animal?
Post by: Syt on July 06, 2012, 09:34:32 AM
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Title: Re: Could a person really ride a bipedal animal?
Post by: Ideologue on July 06, 2012, 10:32:08 AM
Why the fuck isn't Reagan wearing socks?
Title: Re: Could a person really ride a bipedal animal?
Post by: Malthus on July 06, 2012, 10:50:00 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on July 06, 2012, 10:32:08 AM
Why the fuck isn't Reagan wearing socks?

Alzheimer's.  :(
Title: Re: Could a person really ride a bipedal animal?
Post by: lustindarkness on July 06, 2012, 11:05:15 AM
Didn't some guy named Jesus ride on dinosaurs?
Title: Re: Could a person really ride a bipedal animal?
Post by: Syt on July 06, 2012, 11:08:52 AM
Quote from: Malthus on July 06, 2012, 10:50:00 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on July 06, 2012, 10:32:08 AM
Why the fuck isn't Reagan wearing socks?

Alzheimer's.  :(

In fact, the picture shows how Reagan perceived reality in the last two years of his presidency. :(
Title: Re: Could a person really ride a bipedal animal?
Post by: viper37 on July 06, 2012, 12:22:19 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on July 06, 2012, 10:32:08 AM
Why the fuck isn't Reagan wearing socks?
he looks young, so it was in his cool, actor, days.
Title: Re: Could a person really ride a bipedal animal?
Post by: lustindarkness on July 06, 2012, 12:39:28 PM
Quote from: Syt on July 06, 2012, 11:08:52 AM
Quote from: Malthus on July 06, 2012, 10:50:00 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on July 06, 2012, 10:32:08 AM
Why the fuck isn't Reagan wearing socks?

Alzheimer's.  :(

In fact, the picture shows how Reagan perceived reality in the last two years of his presidency. :(

:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Could a person really ride a bipedal animal?
Post by: Ed Anger on July 06, 2012, 01:07:30 PM
I suddenly want to start punching random languishites in the nuts.
Title: Re: Could a person really ride a bipedal animal?
Post by: viper37 on July 06, 2012, 01:13:59 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 06, 2012, 01:07:30 PM
I suddenly want to start punching random languishites in the nuts.
admit it: you had an orgasm too seeing that picture  -_- :D
Title: Re: Could a person really ride a bipedal animal?
Post by: Ed Anger on July 06, 2012, 01:18:17 PM
Nope. I'm older than 8.
Title: Re: Could a person really ride a bipedal animal?
Post by: Tonitrus on July 06, 2012, 01:33:19 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on July 06, 2012, 10:32:08 AM
Why the fuck isn't Reagan wearing socks?

He is.

But, it also doesn't really look much like Reagan to me (thought I know it's supposed to be him).

Also, Reagan wouldn't be using an RPG-7
Title: Re: Could a person really ride a bipedal animal?
Post by: katmai on July 06, 2012, 03:18:19 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 06, 2012, 01:07:30 PM
I suddenly want to start punching random languishites in the nuts.

Welcome to my world.
Title: Re: Could a person really ride a bipedal animal?
Post by: garbon on July 06, 2012, 03:22:02 PM
Quote from: katmai on July 06, 2012, 03:18:19 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 06, 2012, 01:07:30 PM
I suddenly want to start punching random languishites in the nuts.

Welcome to my world.

Really don't need to hear about your ball busting kink.
Title: Re: Could a person really ride a bipedal animal?
Post by: The Brain on July 06, 2012, 03:27:59 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on July 06, 2012, 01:33:19 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on July 06, 2012, 10:32:08 AM
Why the fuck isn't Reagan wearing socks?

He is.

But, it also doesn't really look much like Reagan to me (thought I know it's supposed to be him).

Also, Reagan wouldn't be using an RPG-7

Why wouldn't he? It is superior to all Western alternatives. I transferred from ranger to armor btw.
Title: Re: Could a person really ride a bipedal animal?
Post by: katmai on July 06, 2012, 03:30:24 PM
Quote from: garbon on July 06, 2012, 03:22:02 PM
Quote from: katmai on July 06, 2012, 03:18:19 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 06, 2012, 01:07:30 PM
I suddenly want to start punching random languishites in the nuts.

Welcome to my world.

Really don't need to hear about your ball busting kink.

Too late now isn't it! :blurgh:
Title: Re: Could a person really ride a bipedal animal?
Post by: DGuller on July 06, 2012, 03:31:56 PM
Quote from: The Brain on July 06, 2012, 03:27:59 PM
Why wouldn't he? It is superior to all Western alternatives. I transferred from ranger to armor btw.
:lol:
Title: Re: Could a person really ride a bipedal animal?
Post by: Habbaku on July 06, 2012, 03:51:35 PM
Love the D.A.R.E. sticker on his saddle.
Title: Re: Could a person really ride a bipedal animal?
Post by: dps on July 07, 2012, 05:18:10 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 06, 2012, 01:07:30 PM
I suddenly want to start punching random languishites in the nuts.

Suddenly?  I thought that was a chronic condition for you.
Title: Re: Could a person really ride a bipedal animal?
Post by: Jaron on July 07, 2012, 05:28:54 PM
Jesus Horses!