My younger brother's roommate's boyfriend keeps threatening my little bro. He's going to move out, but such a thing should not stand. This may not be St. Louis, but ours is not a family you mess with. Police are disinterested. Won't help. To busy shooting dogs, zapping people off bridges, or stealing evidence. Raz may need to have a little talk with him. I wish to make a peace offering to begin with. What sort of wine is good for that?
He can come live with me - not the roommate's boyfriend.
Go Siegy on their asses. Then, write a book.
Once again, please. In English.
Quote from: derspiess on June 28, 2012, 02:05:57 PM
Once again, please. In English.
I'm sorry. I can't speak the West Virginian dialect.
I took a shot at, http://web.ku.edu/~idea/northamerica/usa/westvirginia/westvirginia.htm But I can't do it.
I find sleeping with fishes an excellent solution to problems.
How to deal with a homophobe? Wouldn't letting him finally suck your brother's dick solve the issue?
Tell him he sounds exactly like that other word he tries not to look like.
Oh wait I thought you said "homophone". :blush:
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 28, 2012, 02:30:52 PM
How to deal with a homophobe? Wouldn't letting him finally suck your brother's dick solve the issue?
He does not appear to be Lettow. It's amazing how much information you can find on someone using the Internet. You don't even need to pay for most of it. People just put it out there. Where they live, where they work, who their family is... Like I said, I'm just going to have a discussion with this fellow. It'll be fun. I haven't done something like this in years.
Quote from: Razgovory on June 28, 2012, 02:12:33 PM
Quote from: derspiess on June 28, 2012, 02:05:57 PM
Once again, please. In English.
I'm sorry. I can't speak the West Virginian dialect.
But you went back & fixed your post-- GOTCHA. Anyway, I don't understand the context of the St. Louis part. And is your brother's roommate a girl? I guess I assumed it was a guy, which confused me a bit.
Quote from: The Brain on June 28, 2012, 02:16:33 PM
I find sleeping with fishes an excellent solution to problems.
:XD:
Quote from: derspiess on June 28, 2012, 03:08:52 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 28, 2012, 02:12:33 PM
Quote from: derspiess on June 28, 2012, 02:05:57 PM
Once again, please. In English.
I'm sorry. I can't speak the West Virginian dialect.
But you went back & fixed your post-- GOTCHA. Anyway, I don't understand the context of the St. Louis part. And is your brother's roommate a girl? I guess I assumed it was a guy, which confused me a bit.
Yeah, it's some chick. My family in St. Louis is a little on the rough side.
Quote from: Razgovory on June 28, 2012, 03:17:18 PM
Yeah, it's some chick. My family in St. Louis is a little on the rough side.
Gee, don't put that qualifier in the original post or anything.
Quote from: Razgovory on June 28, 2012, 03:17:18 PM
Yeah, it's some chick. My family in St. Louis is a little on the rough side.
When you say "family" does that mean blood relations only, or...?
Quote from: Razgovory on June 28, 2012, 03:17:18 PM
Yeah, it's some chick. My family in St. Louis is a little on the rough side.
Okay, now I understand. My advice: study Joe Pesci's portrayal of Nicky Santoro in Casino & emulate that.
Here's something to get you started:
I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 28, 2012, 03:20:37 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 28, 2012, 03:17:18 PM
Yeah, it's some chick. My family in St. Louis is a little on the rough side.
Gee, don't put that qualifier in the original post or anything.
Which part.
Quote from: Razgovory on June 28, 2012, 03:37:58 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 28, 2012, 03:20:37 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 28, 2012, 03:17:18 PM
Yeah, it's some chick. My family in St. Louis is a little on the rough side.
Gee, don't put that qualifier in the original post or anything.
Which part.
THAT ITS A FUCKING CHICK, MAN
FUCK
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on June 28, 2012, 03:23:21 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 28, 2012, 03:17:18 PM
Yeah, it's some chick. My family in St. Louis is a little on the rough side.
When you say "family" does that mean blood relations only, or...?
I don't know how the blood relations all work. They are all Catholic so I don't know which ones I'm related to and which ones are from marriage and which ones just hang around. It's why I live in Jefferson City. My Dad didn't want any part of that. I didn't know most of them until I was older. When I was in high school and got got beat up alot I got some advice on how to deal with people.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 28, 2012, 03:41:29 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 28, 2012, 03:37:58 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 28, 2012, 03:20:37 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 28, 2012, 03:17:18 PM
Yeah, it's some chick. My family in St. Louis is a little on the rough side.
Gee, don't put that qualifier in the original post or anything.
Which part.
THAT ITS A FUCKING CHICK, MAN
FUCK
Oh. It didn't seem that important. He's gay, so it seemed innocuous.
Quote from: Razgovory on June 28, 2012, 03:42:56 PM
Oh. It didn't seem that important. He's gay, so it seemed innocuous.
The way I originally read it, your brother had a gay male roommate whose boyfriend was some self-loathing gay homophobe or something.
Quote from: derspiess on June 28, 2012, 03:46:28 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 28, 2012, 03:42:56 PM
Oh. It didn't seem that important. He's gay, so it seemed innocuous.
The way I originally read it, your brother had a gay male roommate whose boyfriend was some self-loathing gay homophobe or something.
That would make no sense...so I correctly interpreted it that the roommate was a girl.
Quote from: garbon on June 28, 2012, 03:52:14 PM
Quote from: derspiess on June 28, 2012, 03:46:28 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 28, 2012, 03:42:56 PM
Oh. It didn't seem that important. He's gay, so it seemed innocuous.
The way I originally read it, your brother had a gay male roommate whose boyfriend was some self-loathing gay homophobe or something.
That would make no sense...so I correctly interpreted it that the roommate was a girl.
Well, you get a gold star :hug:
Quote from: derspiess on June 28, 2012, 03:24:29 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 28, 2012, 03:17:18 PM
Yeah, it's some chick. My family in St. Louis is a little on the rough side.
Okay, now I understand. My advice: study Joe Pesci's portrayal of Nicky Santoro in Casino & emulate that.
Here's something to get you started:
I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.
That's the way my Grandfather acted. My dad was telling me a story about him last month (he's only really opened up on this stuff in more recent years). My Dad had gotten some new car when he was young (this is back in the 1970's or possibly late '60's) Little sports car. Forgot the model. My dad takes it into a garage to get it worked on. For some reason the grease monkey doesn't want to fix it. So Gramps come in (mind you he's really old. He was born in like 1905 or something), and shouts that if they don't fix the car he'll
firebomb the place. The guys change their minds and fixed the car for free.
Now that I think about this, maybe I don't want to do this. It's been a while, and now that I think about it, it always made me feel bad afterwords. Maybe I should let it go.
Garbon and I r smart.
Seedy and Derspicy are der stupid.
^_^
Quote from: katmai on June 28, 2012, 04:00:02 PM
Garbon and I r smart.
Seedy and Derspicy are der stupid.
^_^
No shock there.
Quote from: katmai on June 28, 2012, 04:00:02 PM
Garbon and I r smart.
Seedy and Derspicy are der stupid.
^_^
Well, at least they won't be mistaken for gay.
Quote from: Razgovory on June 28, 2012, 04:05:09 PM
Quote from: katmai on June 28, 2012, 04:00:02 PM
Garbon and I r smart.
Seedy and Derspicy are der stupid.
^_^
Well, at least they won't be mistaken for gay.
I've made the opposite claim about Seedy before. ^_^
Quote from: derspiess on June 28, 2012, 03:54:13 PM
Quote from: garbon on June 28, 2012, 03:52:14 PM
Quote from: derspiess on June 28, 2012, 03:46:28 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 28, 2012, 03:42:56 PM
Oh. It didn't seem that important. He's gay, so it seemed innocuous.
The way I originally read it, your brother had a gay male roommate whose boyfriend was some self-loathing gay homophobe or something.
That would make no sense...so I correctly interpreted it that the roommate was a girl.
Well, you get a gold star :hug:
The Jew thread is over there.
Quote from: katmai on June 28, 2012, 04:00:02 PM
Garbon and I r smart.
Seedy and Derspicy are der stupid.
^_^
The fuck, man. His brother's gay, he's got gay all over the thread with "homophobe" and shit, his "roommate's boyfriend" is not gender-specific on the roommate part....
Give me a fucking break. Of course it reads GAY GAY FAGGITY FAGIT all over the fucking place.
Don't get all bent out of shape. You just proved you don't think like a homosexual.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 28, 2012, 04:07:43 PM
Quote from: katmai on June 28, 2012, 04:00:02 PM
Garbon and I r smart.
Seedy and Derspicy are der stupid.
^_^
The fuck, man. His brother's gay, he's got gay all over the thread with "homophobe" and shit, his "roommate's boyfriend" is not gender-specific on the roommate part....
Give me a fucking break. Of course it reads GAY GAY FAGGITY FAGIT all over the fucking place.
But again that wouldn't make sense. A roommate's gay boyfriend couldn't
reasonably then gay bash Raz's gay brother.
Quote from: Razgovory on June 28, 2012, 04:09:11 PM
Don't get all bent out of shape. You just proved you don't think like a homosexual.
Hmm? Him and Derspeiss thought everyone was gay. that's a pretty homosexual type thought. :D
Stop looking at my ass.
Quote from: garbon on June 28, 2012, 04:10:55 PM
But again that wouldn't make sense. A roommate's gay boyfriend couldn't reasonably then gay bash Raz's gay brother.
Why not, I've responded to enough gay DVs and bailed out enough "victims" to know you all are just as fucked up as anybody else when it comes to relationship bullshit, and half of you are self-loathing fuckers anyway that hate each other, the kind rufweed likes to fuck.
Quote from: Razgovory on June 28, 2012, 01:56:06 PM
My younger brother's roommate's boyfriend keeps threatening my little bro. He's going to move out, but such a thing should not stand. This may not be St. Louis, but ours is not a family you mess with. Police are disinterested. Won't help. To busy shooting dogs, zapping people off bridges, or stealing evidence. Raz may need to have a little talk with him. I wish to make a peace offering to begin with. What sort of wine is good for that?
drug him, take embarassing pictures, wake him up, show him the pictures, tell him they'll be on Facebook by the next morning unless he keeps silence, then beat him to an inch of his death.
Quote from: derspiess on June 28, 2012, 04:16:30 PM
Stop looking at my ass.
Your pasty, white, wall ass? Who'd want that?
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 28, 2012, 04:17:10 PM
Quote from: garbon on June 28, 2012, 04:10:55 PM
But again that wouldn't make sense. A roommate's gay boyfriend couldn't reasonably then gay bash Raz's gay brother.
Why not, I've responded to enough gay DVs and bailed out enough "victims" to know you all are just as fucked up as anybody else when it comes to relationship bullshit, and half of you are self-loathing fuckers anyway that hate each other, the kind rufweed likes to fuck.
I don't see anything wrong with the kind rufweed likes.
Quote from: viper37 on June 28, 2012, 04:23:07 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 28, 2012, 01:56:06 PM
My younger brother's roommate's boyfriend keeps threatening my little bro. He's going to move out, but such a thing should not stand. This may not be St. Louis, but ours is not a family you mess with. Police are disinterested. Won't help. To busy shooting dogs, zapping people off bridges, or stealing evidence. Raz may need to have a little talk with him. I wish to make a peace offering to begin with. What sort of wine is good for that?
drug him, take embarassing pictures, wake him up, show him the pictures, tell him they'll be on Facebook by the next morning unless he keeps silence, then beat him to an inch of his death.
Too elaborate.
Just tell him that you have a long and unfortunate history of mental problems, and you are not totally certain
what you did to the last person that harrassed your little brother. ;)
Hey welcome back Raz, you've been missed. :cheers:
Quote from: Malthus on June 28, 2012, 04:30:19 PM
Quote from: viper37 on June 28, 2012, 04:23:07 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 28, 2012, 01:56:06 PM
My younger brother's roommate's boyfriend keeps threatening my little bro. He's going to move out, but such a thing should not stand. This may not be St. Louis, but ours is not a family you mess with. Police are disinterested. Won't help. To busy shooting dogs, zapping people off bridges, or stealing evidence. Raz may need to have a little talk with him. I wish to make a peace offering to begin with. What sort of wine is good for that?
drug him, take embarassing pictures, wake him up, show him the pictures, tell him they'll be on Facebook by the next morning unless he keeps silence, then beat him to an inch of his death.
Too elaborate.
Just tell him that you have a long and unfortunate history of mental problems, and you are not totally certain what you did to the last person that harrassed your little brother. ;)
This was my plan. I would point out that we both little problems. He doesn't like gays and sometimes I do respond to stimuli that doesn't really exist and act in ways that somewhat unpredictable. Also he stupidly put way to much personal information on the net. But anyway we could both overcome our little difficult with a little bit of self improvement.
Quote from: mongers on June 28, 2012, 05:42:39 PM
Hey welcome back Raz, you've been missed. :cheers:
Thanks Mongers. You're a good guy. I said I was only going to be on vacation.
Today I learned my brother is also frightened of me. Timorous little bastard. Why would I be scary?
Quote from: Razgovory on June 29, 2012, 10:45:56 PM
Today I learned my brother is also frightened of me. Timorous little bastard. Why would I be scary?
Because you're an unbalanced psycho? Maybe?