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Title: History question on how things might have been
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on June 23, 2012, 08:22:09 PM
I don't think this one has been covered. 

How would history have played out had Napoleon not invaded Russia and got the Grand Army destroyed in the process?

Title: Re: History question on how things might have been
Post by: Ed Anger on June 23, 2012, 08:31:08 PM
So nappy calms down after 1807 or did the Spain an Austria shit happen in '08 and '09?
Title: Re: History question on how things might have been
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on June 23, 2012, 08:33:20 PM
Everything happened as it did in real life up until the moment he decided to invade Russia.  Then he said, "fuck this shit.  Moscow ain't worth a mass of shit."
Title: Re: History question on how things might have been
Post by: Ed Anger on June 23, 2012, 08:38:20 PM
I'd assume Alex would get the Prussians an Austria to throw off the yoke. The Prussians were PISSED.Nappy gets overwhelmed eventually.
Title: Re: History question on how things might have been
Post by: Ed Anger on June 23, 2012, 08:38:54 PM
I can't draw you a map on my iPad.
Title: Re: History question on how things might have been
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on June 23, 2012, 08:39:46 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 23, 2012, 08:38:54 PM
I can't draw you a map on my iPad.
Just ask Tim. He probably has several variants.
Title: Re: History question on how things might have been
Post by: Ed Anger on June 23, 2012, 08:40:49 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on June 23, 2012, 08:39:46 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 23, 2012, 08:38:54 PM
I can't draw you a map on my iPad.
Just ask Tim. He probably has several variants.

They all involve Andrew Jackson ejaculating on the English.
Title: Re: History question on how things might have been
Post by: Neil on June 23, 2012, 08:46:54 PM
If Napoleon is no longer willing to enforce the Continental System with force, then it gets ignored.  And ultimately, Napoleon would never be able to tolerate that.  Russia gets invaded in 1813.
Title: Re: History question on how things might have been
Post by: Ed Anger on June 23, 2012, 08:50:04 PM
A better question is what happens if had listened to reason and wintered in Smolensk.
Title: Re: History question on how things might have been
Post by: PDH on June 23, 2012, 08:58:38 PM
What if he had wintered in Smolensk, not had Jerome in charge of an army, and had a someone with a halfway decent understanding of cavalry in charge of that arm.

Fuck it, clone Davout and have 4 of him running everything.
Title: Re: History question on how things might have been
Post by: Scipio on June 23, 2012, 09:04:44 PM
grumbler has a theory.  Of course, he has the benefit of having been on-site when the decision was made....
Title: Re: History question on how things might have been
Post by: Ed Anger on June 23, 2012, 09:07:29 PM
Quote from: PDH on June 23, 2012, 08:58:38 PM
What if he had wintered in Smolensk, not had Jerome in charge of an army, and had a someone with a halfway decent understanding of cavalry in charge of that arm.

Fuck it, clone Davout and have 4 of him running everything.

And bring Lannes back from the dead.
Title: Re: History question on how things might have been
Post by: Tonitrus on June 23, 2012, 09:08:10 PM
He should have ignored Russia and built dreadnoughts.  Take -that- Nelson!
Title: Re: History question on how things might have been
Post by: Neil on June 23, 2012, 09:09:05 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on June 23, 2012, 09:08:10 PM
He should have ignored Russia and built dreadnoughts.  Take -that- Nelson!
Early French dreadnoughts were shit anyways.
Title: Re: History question on how things might have been
Post by: Tonitrus on June 23, 2012, 09:11:34 PM
Quote from: Neil on June 23, 2012, 09:09:05 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on June 23, 2012, 09:08:10 PM
He should have ignored Russia and built dreadnoughts.  Take -that- Nelson!
Early French dreadnoughts were shit anyways.

Besides, isn't Napoleon famously quoted as dissing the idea of steam-powered vessels?
Title: Re: History question on how things might have been
Post by: Neil on June 23, 2012, 09:29:45 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on June 23, 2012, 09:11:34 PM
Quote from: Neil on June 23, 2012, 09:09:05 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on June 23, 2012, 09:08:10 PM
He should have ignored Russia and built dreadnoughts.  Take -that- Nelson!
Early French dreadnoughts were shit anyways.
Besides, isn't Napoleon famously quoted as dissing the idea of steam-powered vessels?
Without iron construction, he was probably right to feel that way.  I would imagine that the fate of the l'Orient had an effect on him.
Title: Re: History question on how things might have been
Post by: Siege on June 23, 2012, 11:24:42 PM
You forgot the [Alt-Hist] on this thread's title.

Title: Re: History question on how things might have been
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on June 24, 2012, 07:02:50 AM
Quote from: Tonitrus on June 23, 2012, 09:11:34 PM
Quote from: Neil on June 23, 2012, 09:09:05 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on June 23, 2012, 09:08:10 PM
He should have ignored Russia and built dreadnoughts.  Take -that- Nelson!
Early French dreadnoughts were shit anyways.

Besides, isn't Napoleon famously quoted as dissing the idea of steam-powered vessels?
Wasn't that Napoleon III?
Title: Re: History question on how things might have been
Post by: Tonitrus on June 24, 2012, 12:39:19 PM
I dunno...I just vaguely remember it as one of the Civ tech advance quotes.
Title: Re: History question on how things might have been
Post by: Drakken on June 24, 2012, 12:44:22 PM
It was indeed Napoleon I, not the bastard Napoleon III.
Title: Re: History question on how things might have been
Post by: Neil on June 24, 2012, 02:59:55 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on June 24, 2012, 07:02:50 AM
Quote from: Tonitrus on June 23, 2012, 09:11:34 PM
Quote from: Neil on June 23, 2012, 09:09:05 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on June 23, 2012, 09:08:10 PM
He should have ignored Russia and built dreadnoughts.  Take -that- Nelson!
Early French dreadnoughts were shit anyways.

Besides, isn't Napoleon famously quoted as dissing the idea of steam-powered vessels?
Wasn't that Napoleon III?
Couldn't have been.  Napoleon III's Navy was a pioneer in the use of iron and steam.
Title: Re: History question on how things might have been
Post by: Drakken on June 24, 2012, 08:57:51 PM
I'm wondering if we aren't mixing thing up with John Ericsson's attempt to convince Nappy III of the worthiness of iron-clad armored battle ships with dome-shaped gun towers.
Title: Re: History question on how things might have been
Post by: grumbler on June 24, 2012, 09:17:45 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on June 23, 2012, 09:11:34 PM
Quote from: Neil on June 23, 2012, 09:09:05 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on June 23, 2012, 09:08:10 PM
He should have ignored Russia and built dreadnoughts.  Take -that- Nelson!
Early French dreadnoughts were shit anyways.

Besides, isn't Napoleon famously quoted as dissing the idea of steam-powered vessels?

"What Sir? Would you make a ship sail against the wind and currents by lighting a bonfire under her deck?...I have no time to listen to such nonsense."

- Napoleon I (supposedly)
Title: Re: History question on how things might have been
Post by: Siege on June 24, 2012, 10:56:03 PM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.buildmodelcastles.com%2Fmoorland_keep.jpg&hash=2e8a7974c58d5ce282fdc6a16742f24602e824c9)
Title: Re: History question on how things might have been
Post by: The Brain on June 24, 2012, 11:51:53 PM
Nice work, Siege. :)
Title: Re: History question on how things might have been
Post by: Siege on June 25, 2012, 05:53:49 AM
Beautiful round keep with stone barbican, isn't it?

Two draw bridges to go through, but not too much space for men-at-arms and horsies.

Title: Re: History question on how things might have been
Post by: Siege on June 25, 2012, 05:55:11 AM
I love small castles.