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Poll
Question: Who would you rather go to jail for?
Option 1: Miley Cyrus votes: 12
Option 2: Selena Gomez votes: 13
Option 3: One of the Jonas Brothers votes: 1
Option 4: I'm jailbait myself votes: 6
Title: Jailbait
Post by: Eddie Teach on May 08, 2009, 08:12:51 AM
Apropos of nothing.
Title: Re: Jailbait
Post by: Grey Fox on May 08, 2009, 08:14:24 AM
Who's the Gomez girl?
Title: Re: Jailbait
Post by: Eddie Teach on May 08, 2009, 08:17:44 AM
Actually I lied. The inspiration for the poll is this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BMwkJH_CPY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BMwkJH_CPY)

GF- she's the star of another Disney channel show.
Title: Re: Jailbait
Post by: Phillip V on May 08, 2009, 08:22:41 AM
Meh. Taylor Swift when she was jailbait.
Title: Re: Jailbait
Post by: grumbler on May 08, 2009, 08:25:21 AM
No Jaron option =  massive fail.

Mods:  is there any way to disable PW's ability to create polls?
Title: Re: Jailbait
Post by: Grey Fox on May 08, 2009, 08:27:10 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on May 08, 2009, 08:17:44 AM
Actually I lied. The inspiration for the poll is this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BMwkJH_CPY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BMwkJH_CPY)

GF- she's the star of another Disney channel show.

Mexican-Italian hybrid. She's going to be an handfull.  :lol:
Title: Re: Jailbait
Post by: Eddie Teach on May 08, 2009, 08:32:33 AM
Quote from: grumbler on May 08, 2009, 08:25:21 AM
No Jaron option =  massive fail.

Mods:  is there any way to disable PW's ability to create polls?

It would be a real shame not to get to post my next poll: "How far is the stick up grumbler's ass?"  :(
Title: Re: Jailbait
Post by: Alcibiades on May 08, 2009, 09:02:51 AM
Gomez looks 12.  :unsure:
Title: Re: Jailbait
Post by: Ed Anger on May 08, 2009, 09:04:10 AM
Quote from: Alcibiades on May 08, 2009, 09:02:51 AM
Gomez looks 12.  :unsure:

I'd age her in my wine cellar for 6 years.
Title: Re: Jailbait
Post by: Razgovory on May 08, 2009, 09:16:52 AM
I'm creeped out.  And really, I'm a generally creepy guy.
Title: Re: Jailbait
Post by: Malthus on May 08, 2009, 09:18:04 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 08, 2009, 09:04:10 AM
Quote from: Alcibiades on May 08, 2009, 09:02:51 AM
Gomez looks 12.  :unsure:

I'd age her in my wine cellar for 6 years.

Are you *sure* you are not Austrian?
Title: Re: Jailbait
Post by: DontSayBanana on May 08, 2009, 09:23:21 AM
Face of Gomez reminds me WAY too much of Jon Benet Ramsey. Plus she's got that Mexican big hair thing going that makes their heads look huge. Not a big fan of hitting ET.
Title: Re: Jailbait
Post by: Josquius on May 08, 2009, 09:27:10 AM
Under 16s- no, just no.
That a 16 year old could look hot...maybe. But thats the line both in law and fact.
Title: Re: Jailbait
Post by: Korea on May 08, 2009, 09:29:57 AM
Gomez isn't jailbait. iirc she is 17
Title: Re: Jailbait
Post by: DontSayBanana on May 08, 2009, 09:32:05 AM
Quote from: Korea on May 08, 2009, 09:29:57 AM
Gomez isn't jailbait. iirc she is 17

Which is still jailbait in most states if you're older than 19.
Title: Re: Jailbait
Post by: Ed Anger on May 08, 2009, 09:32:16 AM
Quote from: Malthus on May 08, 2009, 09:18:04 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 08, 2009, 09:04:10 AM
Quote from: Alcibiades on May 08, 2009, 09:02:51 AM
Gomez looks 12.  :unsure:

I'd age her in my wine cellar for 6 years.

Are you *sure* you are not Austrian?

I am a failed painter.
Title: Re: Jailbait
Post by: DontSayBanana on May 08, 2009, 09:42:55 AM
:P
Title: Re: Jailbait
Post by: Neil on May 08, 2009, 09:51:44 AM
Quote from: grumbler on May 08, 2009, 08:25:21 AM
No Jaron option =  massive fail.

Mods:  is there any way to disable PW's ability to create polls?
If I was going to do it, it wouldn't be for the lack of a Jaron option, a convention that I find coarse.

Instead, it would be for inflicting this particular poll on the world.  I just can't bring myself to be sexually attracted to either one.  I know I should be, since they're of breeding age.  Nevertheless, they just don't 'do it' for me.  It's the same thing with Julianne Moore, or black women.
Title: Re: Jailbait
Post by: garbon on May 08, 2009, 11:19:06 AM
Quote from: grumbler on May 08, 2009, 08:25:21 AM
Mods:  is there any way to disable PW's ability to create polls?

:yes:
Title: Re: Jailbait
Post by: Korea on May 08, 2009, 11:55:29 AM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on May 08, 2009, 09:32:05 AM
Quote from: Korea on May 08, 2009, 09:29:57 AM
Gomez isn't jailbait. iirc she is 17

Which is still jailbait in most states if you're older than 19.

Oh, I thought the legal age was 16 or 17
Title: Re: Jailbait
Post by: Syt on May 08, 2009, 01:22:29 PM
Hyptothetical question, as both would be legal in Austria.
Title: Re: Jailbait
Post by: Razgovory on May 08, 2009, 03:07:24 PM
Quote from: Korea on May 08, 2009, 11:55:29 AM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on May 08, 2009, 09:32:05 AM
Quote from: Korea on May 08, 2009, 09:29:57 AM
Gomez isn't jailbait. iirc she is 17

Which is still jailbait in most states if you're older than 19.

Oh, I thought the legal age was 16 or 17

Well you are in the South
Title: Re: Jailbait
Post by: The Brain on May 08, 2009, 04:35:59 PM
Why would I go to jail for having sex with a 15 y/o?
Title: Re: Jailbait
Post by: FunkMonk on May 08, 2009, 05:33:53 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 08, 2009, 09:04:10 AM
Quote from: Alcibiades on May 08, 2009, 09:02:51 AM
Gomez looks 12.  :unsure:

I'd age her in my wine cellar for 6 years.
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
Title: Re: Jailbait
Post by: Viking on May 08, 2009, 10:05:02 PM
Quote from: The Brain on May 08, 2009, 04:35:59 PM
Why would I go to jail for having sex with a 15 y/o?

For the same reason that anybody else would go to jail for having sex with a 15 year old, you got caught.
Title: Re: Jailbait
Post by: grumbler on May 08, 2009, 10:25:42 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on May 08, 2009, 08:32:33 AM
It would be a real shame not to get to post my next poll: "How far is the stick up grumbler's ass?"  :(
No shame at all.  Except to you, and I don't think anyone as deaf as you  to languish history feels shame.:contract:
Title: Re: Jailbait
Post by: Korea on May 08, 2009, 11:05:31 PM
This thread is worthless without pics. :contract:
Title: Re: Jailbait
Post by: katmai on May 08, 2009, 11:32:15 PM
Quote from: Korea on May 08, 2009, 11:05:31 PM
This thread is worthless without pics. :contract:

Where is Siegy when we need him, pics of teen disney stars is in his wheelhouse afterall.
Title: Re: Jailbait
Post by: Eddie Teach on May 08, 2009, 11:45:14 PM
Quote from: katmai on May 08, 2009, 11:32:15 PM
Quote from: Korea on May 08, 2009, 11:05:31 PM
This thread is worthless without pics. :contract:

Where is Siegy when we need him, pics of teen disney stars is in his wheelhouse afterall.

:yes:

That and writing emo poetry about the war on terror.
Title: Re: Jailbait
Post by: Galrion on May 08, 2009, 11:48:46 PM
Quote from: Korea on May 08, 2009, 11:55:29 AM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on May 08, 2009, 09:32:05 AM
Quote from: Korea on May 08, 2009, 09:29:57 AM
Gomez isn't jailbait. iirc she is 17

Which is still jailbait in most states if you're older than 19.

Oh, I thought the legal age was 16 or 17

I can't quite recall, but I seem to remember being told that the age of consent was generally 17.  Only 5 or 6 states go as high as 18.
Title: Re: Jailbait
Post by: DontSayBanana on May 08, 2009, 11:56:46 PM
Quote from: Galrion on May 08, 2009, 11:48:46 PM
I can't quite recall, but I seem to remember being told that the age of consent was generally 17.  Only 5 or 6 states go as high as 18.

AFAIK, when they're lower, it's only because of "doctor laws" that protect sex within a certain age gap. FREX, with a 2-year difference, an 18-year-old could have consentual sex with a 16-year-old, but a 19-year-old that tried it would be charged with statutory rape.
Title: Re: Jailbait
Post by: Phillip V on May 09, 2009, 12:05:59 AM
The most common age is 16 (more than half of the states have this age limit), however the five most populous states all have a higher age of consent (California-18, Texas-17, New York-17, Florida-18 and Illinois-17).

  • age of consent 16: Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Connecticut, District of Columbia, Georgia, Hawaii, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Montana, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, North Carolina, Ohio, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Vermont, Washington, West Virginia
  • age of consent 17: Colorado, Illinois, Louisiana, Missouri, Nebraska, New York, Texas
  • age of consent 18: Arizona, California, Delaware, Florida, Idaho, North Dakota, Oregon, Tennessee, Utah, Virginia, Wisconsin, Wyoming.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_North_America#Overview_2 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_North_America#Overview_2)
Title: Re: Jailbait
Post by: Syt on May 09, 2009, 12:11:11 AM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fe%2Fef%2FAge_of_Consent.png&hash=be60a91ffaae52f6bd83057848ca7e4130370d0f)
Title: Re: Jailbait
Post by: Tonitrus on May 09, 2009, 12:18:46 AM
And "Age of Consent" is not always so simple.

For example, it's 16 in Washington, but there is also this law....
QuoteSexual misconduct with a minor in the first degree.
   


     *** CHANGE IN 2009 *** (SEE 1385.SL) ***

(1) A person is guilty of sexual misconduct with a minor in the first degree when: (a) The person has, or knowingly causes another person under the age of eighteen to have, sexual intercourse with another person who is at least sixteen years old but less than eighteen years old and not married to the perpetrator, if the perpetrator is at least sixty months older than the victim, is in a significant relationship to the victim, and abuses a supervisory position within that relationship in order to engage in or cause another person under the age of eighteen to engage in sexual intercourse with the victim; (b) the person is a school employee who has, or knowingly causes another person under the age of eighteen to have, sexual intercourse with a registered student of the school who is at least sixteen years old and not married to the employee, if the employee is at least sixty months older than the student; or (c) the person is a foster parent who has, or knowingly causes another person under the age of eighteen to have, sexual intercourse with his or her foster child who is at least sixteen.

     (2) Sexual misconduct with a minor in the first degree is a class C felony.

     (3) For the purposes of this section, "school employee" means an employee of a common school defined in RCW 28A.150.020, or a grade kindergarten through twelve employee of a private school under chapter 28A.195 RCW, who is not enrolled as a student of the common school or private school.
Title: Re: Jailbait
Post by: DontSayBanana on May 09, 2009, 12:24:30 AM
Quote from: Tonitrus on May 09, 2009, 12:18:46 AM
And "Age of Consent" is not always so simple.

:yes: The problem is people get mixed up on "age of consent." It doesn't necessarily preclude statutory rape; IIRC, all 50 states have brought their statutory age to 18, and the gaps are all filled in by doctor laws like what you just posted, where sex between partners of less than a certain age gap is decriminalized.
Title: Re: Jailbait
Post by: Eddie Teach on May 09, 2009, 12:58:39 AM
Wow, Yemen is fucked up.
Title: Re: Jailbait
Post by: Syt on May 09, 2009, 01:00:12 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on May 09, 2009, 12:58:39 AM
Wow, Yemen is fucked up.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_Asia#Yemen
QuoteYemen

Any kind of sexual activity outside marriage is illegal in Yemen. Item number 15 in Yemeni civil law reads that "no girl or boy can get married before the age of 15." However, this item was amended in 1998 so parents could make a contract of marriage between their children even if they are under the age of 15. But the husband cannot be intimate with her until she is ready or mature.[19]
Title: Re: Jailbait
Post by: Phillip V on May 09, 2009, 01:03:24 AM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on May 09, 2009, 12:24:30 AM
:yes: The problem is people get mixed up on "age of consent." It doesn't necessarily preclude statutory rape; IIRC, all 50 states have brought their statutory age to 18, and the gaps are all filled in by doctor laws like what you just posted, where sex between partners of less than a certain age gap is decriminalized.
Sources, please.
Title: Re: Jailbait
Post by: Eddie Teach on May 09, 2009, 01:04:29 AM
Quote from: Syt on May 09, 2009, 01:00:12 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on May 09, 2009, 12:58:39 AM
Wow, Yemen is fucked up.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_Asia#Yemen
QuoteYemen

Any kind of sexual activity outside marriage is illegal in Yemen. Item number 15 in Yemeni civil law reads that "no girl or boy can get married before the age of 15." However, this item was amended in 1998 so parents could make a contract of marriage between their children even if they are under the age of 15. But the husband cannot be intimate with her until she is ready or mature.[19]


Ah so it's just the map.
Title: Re: Jailbait
Post by: Phillip V on May 09, 2009, 01:04:42 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on May 09, 2009, 12:58:39 AM
Wow, Yemen is fucked up.
Why the US so prude. :(
Title: Re: Jailbait
Post by: Syt on May 09, 2009, 01:07:00 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on May 09, 2009, 01:04:29 AM
Quote from: Syt on May 09, 2009, 01:00:12 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on May 09, 2009, 12:58:39 AM
Wow, Yemen is fucked up.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_Asia#Yemen
QuoteYemen

Any kind of sexual activity outside marriage is illegal in Yemen. Item number 15 in Yemeni civil law reads that "no girl or boy can get married before the age of 15." However, this item was amended in 1998 so parents could make a contract of marriage between their children even if they are under the age of 15. But the husband cannot be intimate with her until she is ready or mature.[19]


Ah so it's just the map.

Well, I read elsewhere that they generally consider "ready" or "mature" to be the onset of puberty, often pinpointed at 9 years, so the map is not really off.
Title: Re: Jailbait
Post by: Phillip V on May 09, 2009, 01:12:21 AM
Quote from: Syt on May 09, 2009, 01:07:00 AM
Well, I read elsewhere that they generally consider "ready" or "mature" to be the onset of puberty, often pinpointed at 9 years, so the map is not really off.
They are only following what the great prophet Muhammad did to Aisha.
Title: Re: Jailbait
Post by: Siege on May 10, 2009, 01:24:02 AM
Where are the pictures?

Title: Re: Jailbait
Post by: Olive on May 10, 2009, 08:54:50 AM
No one.