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Started by Eddie Teach, May 08, 2009, 08:12:51 AM

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Who would you rather go to jail for?

Miley Cyrus
12 (37.5%)
Selena Gomez
13 (40.6%)
One of the Jonas Brothers
1 (3.1%)
I'm jailbait myself
6 (18.8%)

Total Members Voted: 31

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Ed Anger

#15
May 08, 2009, 09:32:16 AM
Quote from: Malthus on May 08, 2009, 09:18:04 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 08, 2009, 09:04:10 AM
Quote from: Alcibiades on May 08, 2009, 09:02:51 AM
Gomez looks 12.  :unsure:

I'd age her in my wine cellar for 6 years.

Are you *sure* you are not Austrian?

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DontSayBanana

#16
May 08, 2009, 09:42:55 AM
:P
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Neil

#17
May 08, 2009, 09:51:44 AM
Quote from: grumbler on May 08, 2009, 08:25:21 AM
No Jaron option =  massive fail.

Mods:  is there any way to disable PW's ability to create polls?
If I was going to do it, it wouldn't be for the lack of a Jaron option, a convention that I find coarse.

Instead, it would be for inflicting this particular poll on the world.  I just can't bring myself to be sexually attracted to either one.  I know I should be, since they're of breeding age.  Nevertheless, they just don't 'do it' for me.  It's the same thing with Julianne Moore, or black women.
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#18
May 08, 2009, 11:19:06 AM
Quote from: grumbler on May 08, 2009, 08:25:21 AM
Mods:  is there any way to disable PW's ability to create polls?

:yes:
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Korea

#19
May 08, 2009, 11:55:29 AM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on May 08, 2009, 09:32:05 AM
Quote from: Korea on May 08, 2009, 09:29:57 AM
Gomez isn't jailbait. iirc she is 17

Which is still jailbait in most states if you're older than 19.

Oh, I thought the legal age was 16 or 17
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Syt

#20
May 08, 2009, 01:22:29 PM
Hyptothetical question, as both would be legal in Austria.
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Razgovory

#21
May 08, 2009, 03:07:24 PM
Quote from: Korea on May 08, 2009, 11:55:29 AM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on May 08, 2009, 09:32:05 AM
Quote from: Korea on May 08, 2009, 09:29:57 AM
Gomez isn't jailbait. iirc she is 17

Which is still jailbait in most states if you're older than 19.

Oh, I thought the legal age was 16 or 17

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The Brain

#22
May 08, 2009, 04:35:59 PM
Why would I go to jail for having sex with a 15 y/o?
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FunkMonk

#23
May 08, 2009, 05:33:53 PM
Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

Viking

#24
May 08, 2009, 10:05:02 PM
Quote from: The Brain on May 08, 2009, 04:35:59 PM
Why would I go to jail for having sex with a 15 y/o?

For the same reason that anybody else would go to jail for having sex with a 15 year old, you got caught.
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grumbler

#25
May 08, 2009, 10:25:42 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on May 08, 2009, 08:32:33 AM
It would be a real shame not to get to post my next poll: "How far is the stick up grumbler's ass?"  :(
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Korea

#26
May 08, 2009, 11:05:31 PM
This thread is worthless without pics. :contract:
I want my mother fucking points!

katmai

#27
May 08, 2009, 11:32:15 PM
Quote from: Korea on May 08, 2009, 11:05:31 PM
This thread is worthless without pics. :contract:

Where is Siegy when we need him, pics of teen disney stars is in his wheelhouse afterall.
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Eddie Teach

#28
May 08, 2009, 11:45:14 PM
Quote from: katmai on May 08, 2009, 11:32:15 PM
Quote from: Korea on May 08, 2009, 11:05:31 PM
This thread is worthless without pics. :contract:

Where is Siegy when we need him, pics of teen disney stars is in his wheelhouse afterall.

:yes:

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#29
May 08, 2009, 11:48:46 PM
Quote from: Korea on May 08, 2009, 11:55:29 AM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on May 08, 2009, 09:32:05 AM
Quote from: Korea on May 08, 2009, 09:29:57 AM
Gomez isn't jailbait. iirc she is 17

Which is still jailbait in most states if you're older than 19.

Oh, I thought the legal age was 16 or 17

I can't quite recall, but I seem to remember being told that the age of consent was generally 17.  Only 5 or 6 states go as high as 18.
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