Poll
Question:
When was the last time you got laid?
Option 1: I'm having sex right now
votes: 2
Option 2: Today
votes: 2
Option 3: Yesterday
votes: 7
Option 4: Within the last week
votes: 6
Option 5: Within the last fortnight
votes: 8
Option 6: Within the last month
votes: 1
Option 7: Within the last two months
votes: 1
Option 8: Within the last three months
votes: 0
Option 9: Within the last 6 months
votes: 0
Option 10: Within the last year
votes: 1
Option 11: Within the last two years
votes: 2
Option 12: Within the last five years
votes: 0
Option 13: Within the last 10 years
votes: 2
Option 14: I'm pretty sure I have done it...way back when....
votes: 0
Option 15: Hasn't happened yet
votes: 3
Option 16: I refuse to even give an anonymous answer
votes: 3
Just bored....
48 hours.
Human?
Sunday night.
I refuse to even give an anonymous answer.
When I picked up my wife at the airport yesterday. The parking garage was pretty deserted, so...
:cool:
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on May 18, 2012, 11:19:14 AM
When I picked up my wife at the airport yesterday. The parking garage was pretty deserted, so...
Hate people like you.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 18, 2012, 01:54:12 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on May 18, 2012, 11:19:14 AM
When I picked up my wife at the airport yesterday. The parking garage was pretty deserted, so...
Hate people like you.
Liars? :P
Dear Penthouse...
I am completely honest. :goodboy:
Quote from: ulmont on May 18, 2012, 02:05:16 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 18, 2012, 01:54:12 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on May 18, 2012, 11:19:14 AM
When I picked up my wife at the airport yesterday. The parking garage was pretty deserted, so...
Hate people like you.
Liars? :P
No, people having sex in the 21st century.
Actually, you could tell he was bullshitting; the word "wife" was the tip-off. :P
Mrs MIM is said to be way better looking than MIM, insatiably horny, and make lots more money than he does. I'm not sure she exists. :lol:
I've heard the much better looking, but not the insatiably horny and certainly not the much higher income.
Where did you get those last two from?
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on May 18, 2012, 11:19:14 AM
When I picked up my wife at the airport yesterday. The parking garage was pretty deserted, so...
Not as deserted as you think. :ph34r:
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on May 18, 2012, 02:22:06 PM
Mrs MIM is said to be way better looking than MIM, insatiably horny, and make lots more money than he does. I'm not sure she exists. :lol:
I can substantiate the first one. :ph34r:
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 18, 2012, 06:25:03 AM
I refuse to even give an anonymous answer.
Yeah, I'm going with this.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 18, 2012, 02:26:02 PM
I've heard the much better looking, but not the insatiably horny and certainly not the much higher income.
Where did you get those last two from?
Well, she is better looking. Our incomes are similar though she used to make a good bit more than me. I caught up.
So what exactly do you bring to the deal? :hmm:
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 18, 2012, 04:14:33 PM
So what exactly do you bring to the deal? :hmm:
There has to be an answer to that question, doesn't there? :D
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on May 18, 2012, 05:59:12 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 18, 2012, 04:14:33 PM
So what exactly do you bring to the deal? :hmm:
There has to be an answer to that question, doesn't there? :D
Stock market savvy and Dwarf Fortress skills? :P
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 18, 2012, 02:26:02 PM
I've heard the much better looking, but not the insatiably horny and certainly not the much higher income.
Where did you get those last two from?
The horse's mouth. Though I suppose the info may be outdated.
BTW, isn't "get laid" an Americanism?
Everyone knows it thanks to Shaft, though. :cool:
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on May 18, 2012, 05:59:12 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 18, 2012, 04:14:33 PM
So what exactly do you bring to the deal? :hmm:
There has to be an answer to that question, doesn't there? :D
Yes, there is, goddammit.
Quote from: Caliga on May 18, 2012, 07:27:31 PM
Everyone knows it thanks to Shaft, though. :cool:
Betcha Exxon-Mobile BBQ that Squeeze has never heard of Shaft.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 18, 2012, 04:14:33 PM
So what exactly do you bring to the deal? :hmm:
I could guess. :perv:
I need to assemble the chick coterie for a week of hedonism.
I've been...bored lately.