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General Category => Off the Record => Topic started by: Josquius on May 18, 2012, 03:13:27 AM

Poll
Question: When was the last time you got laid?
Option 1: I'm having sex right now votes: 2
Option 2: Today votes: 2
Option 3: Yesterday votes: 7
Option 4: Within the last week votes: 6
Option 5: Within the last fortnight votes: 8
Option 6: Within the last month votes: 1
Option 7: Within the last two months votes: 1
Option 8: Within the last three months votes: 0
Option 9: Within the last 6 months votes: 0
Option 10: Within the last year votes: 1
Option 11: Within the last two years votes: 2
Option 12: Within the last five years votes: 0
Option 13: Within the last 10 years votes: 2
Option 14: I'm pretty sure I have done it...way back when.... votes: 0
Option 15: Hasn't happened yet votes: 3
Option 16: I refuse to even give an anonymous answer votes: 3
Title: When was the last time..... <NSFW>
Post by: Josquius on May 18, 2012, 03:13:27 AM
Just bored....
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Post by: Jaron on May 18, 2012, 03:32:08 AM
48 hours.
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Post by: The Brain on May 18, 2012, 03:55:35 AM
Human?
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Post by: Caliga on May 18, 2012, 05:05:18 AM
Sunday night.
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Post by: CountDeMoney on May 18, 2012, 06:25:03 AM
I refuse to even give an anonymous answer.
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Post by: MadImmortalMan on May 18, 2012, 11:19:14 AM
When I picked up my wife at the airport yesterday. The parking garage was pretty deserted, so...
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Post by: Caliga on May 18, 2012, 11:44:52 AM
 :cool:
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Post by: CountDeMoney on May 18, 2012, 01:54:12 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on May 18, 2012, 11:19:14 AM
When I picked up my wife at the airport yesterday. The parking garage was pretty deserted, so...

Hate people like you.
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Post by: ulmont on May 18, 2012, 02:05:16 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 18, 2012, 01:54:12 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on May 18, 2012, 11:19:14 AM
When I picked up my wife at the airport yesterday. The parking garage was pretty deserted, so...

Hate people like you.

Liars?   :P
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Post by: Habbaku on May 18, 2012, 02:06:16 PM
Dear Penthouse...
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Post by: MadImmortalMan on May 18, 2012, 02:08:15 PM
I am completely honest.   :goodboy:
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Post by: CountDeMoney on May 18, 2012, 02:17:06 PM
Quote from: ulmont on May 18, 2012, 02:05:16 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 18, 2012, 01:54:12 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on May 18, 2012, 11:19:14 AM
When I picked up my wife at the airport yesterday. The parking garage was pretty deserted, so...

Hate people like you.

Liars?   :P

No, people having sex in the 21st century.


Actually, you could tell he was bullshitting;  the word "wife" was the tip-off.  :P
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Post by: Eddie Teach on May 18, 2012, 02:22:06 PM
Mrs MIM is said to be way better looking than MIM, insatiably horny, and make lots more money than he does. I'm not sure she exists.  :lol:
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Post by: Admiral Yi on May 18, 2012, 02:26:02 PM
I've heard the much better looking, but not the insatiably horny and certainly not the much higher income.

Where did you get those last two from?
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Post by: DGuller on May 18, 2012, 02:33:11 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on May 18, 2012, 11:19:14 AM
When I picked up my wife at the airport yesterday. The parking garage was pretty deserted, so...
Not as deserted as you think.  :ph34r:
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Post by: Tonitrus on May 18, 2012, 02:38:32 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on May 18, 2012, 02:22:06 PM
Mrs MIM is said to be way better looking than MIM, insatiably horny, and make lots more money than he does. I'm not sure she exists.  :lol:

I can substantiate the first one.  :ph34r:
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Post by: Ideologue on May 18, 2012, 02:59:05 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 18, 2012, 06:25:03 AM
I refuse to even give an anonymous answer.

Yeah, I'm going with this.
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Post by: MadImmortalMan on May 18, 2012, 04:03:51 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 18, 2012, 02:26:02 PM
I've heard the much better looking, but not the insatiably horny and certainly not the much higher income.

Where did you get those last two from?

Well, she is better looking. Our incomes are similar though she used to make a good bit more than me. I caught up.
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Post by: Admiral Yi on May 18, 2012, 04:14:33 PM
So what exactly do you bring to the deal? :hmm:
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Post by: MadImmortalMan on May 18, 2012, 05:59:12 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 18, 2012, 04:14:33 PM
So what exactly do you bring to the deal? :hmm:

There has to be an answer to that question, doesn't there?  :D

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Post by: Tonitrus on May 18, 2012, 06:02:19 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on May 18, 2012, 05:59:12 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 18, 2012, 04:14:33 PM
So what exactly do you bring to the deal? :hmm:

There has to be an answer to that question, doesn't there?  :D

Stock market savvy and Dwarf Fortress skills?  :P
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Post by: Eddie Teach on May 18, 2012, 06:39:39 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 18, 2012, 02:26:02 PM
I've heard the much better looking, but not the insatiably horny and certainly not the much higher income.

Where did you get those last two from?

The horse's mouth. Though I suppose the info may be outdated.
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Post by: Admiral Yi on May 18, 2012, 07:23:06 PM
BTW, isn't "get laid" an Americanism?
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Post by: Caliga on May 18, 2012, 07:27:31 PM
Everyone knows it thanks to Shaft, though. :cool:
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Post by: CountDeMoney on May 18, 2012, 07:32:05 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on May 18, 2012, 05:59:12 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 18, 2012, 04:14:33 PM
So what exactly do you bring to the deal? :hmm:

There has to be an answer to that question, doesn't there?  :D

Yes, there is, goddammit.
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Post by: Admiral Yi on May 18, 2012, 07:38:09 PM
Quote from: Caliga on May 18, 2012, 07:27:31 PM
Everyone knows it thanks to Shaft, though. :cool:

Betcha Exxon-Mobile BBQ that Squeeze has never heard of Shaft.
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Post by: merithyn on May 18, 2012, 07:55:49 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 18, 2012, 04:14:33 PM
So what exactly do you bring to the deal? :hmm:

I could guess. :perv:
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Post by: Ed Anger on May 18, 2012, 07:57:54 PM
I need to assemble the chick coterie for a week of hedonism.

I've been...bored lately.