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Started by Josquius, May 18, 2012, 03:13:27 AM

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When was the last time you got laid?

I'm having sex right now
2 (5.3%)
Today
2 (5.3%)
Yesterday
7 (18.4%)
Within the last week
6 (15.8%)
Within the last fortnight
8 (21.1%)
Within the last month
1 (2.6%)
Within the last two months
1 (2.6%)
Within the last three months
0 (0%)
Within the last 6 months
0 (0%)
Within the last year
1 (2.6%)
Within the last two years
2 (5.3%)
Within the last five years
0 (0%)
Within the last 10 years
2 (5.3%)
I'm pretty sure I have done it...way back when....
0 (0%)
Hasn't happened yet
3 (7.9%)
I refuse to even give an anonymous answer
3 (7.9%)

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Josquius

May 18, 2012, 03:13:27 AM
Just bored....
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Jaron

#1
May 18, 2012, 03:32:08 AM
48 hours.
Winner of THE grumbler point.

The Brain

#2
May 18, 2012, 03:55:35 AM
Human?
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Caliga

#3
May 18, 2012, 05:05:18 AM
Sunday night.
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CountDeMoney

#4
May 18, 2012, 06:25:03 AM
I refuse to even give an anonymous answer.

MadImmortalMan

#5
May 18, 2012, 11:19:14 AM
When I picked up my wife at the airport yesterday. The parking garage was pretty deserted, so...
"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers

Caliga

#6
May 18, 2012, 11:44:52 AM
 :cool:
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CountDeMoney

#7
May 18, 2012, 01:54:12 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on May 18, 2012, 11:19:14 AM
When I picked up my wife at the airport yesterday. The parking garage was pretty deserted, so...

Hate people like you.

ulmont

#8
May 18, 2012, 02:05:16 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 18, 2012, 01:54:12 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on May 18, 2012, 11:19:14 AM
When I picked up my wife at the airport yesterday. The parking garage was pretty deserted, so...

Hate people like you.

Liars?   :P

Habbaku

#9
May 18, 2012, 02:06:16 PM
Dear Penthouse...
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.
-J. R. R. Tolkien

MadImmortalMan

#10
May 18, 2012, 02:08:15 PM
I am completely honest.   :goodboy:
"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers

CountDeMoney

#11
May 18, 2012, 02:17:06 PM
Quote from: ulmont on May 18, 2012, 02:05:16 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 18, 2012, 01:54:12 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on May 18, 2012, 11:19:14 AM
When I picked up my wife at the airport yesterday. The parking garage was pretty deserted, so...

Hate people like you.

Liars?   :P

No, people having sex in the 21st century.


Actually, you could tell he was bullshitting;  the word "wife" was the tip-off.  :P

Eddie Teach

#12
May 18, 2012, 02:22:06 PM
Mrs MIM is said to be way better looking than MIM, insatiably horny, and make lots more money than he does. I'm not sure she exists.  :lol:
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Admiral Yi

#13
May 18, 2012, 02:26:02 PM
I've heard the much better looking, but not the insatiably horny and certainly not the much higher income.

Where did you get those last two from?

DGuller

#14
May 18, 2012, 02:33:11 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on May 18, 2012, 11:19:14 AM
When I picked up my wife at the airport yesterday. The parking garage was pretty deserted, so...
Not as deserted as you think.  :ph34r:
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