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Title: Burn in hell, Steve Ballmer
Post by: MadImmortalMan on May 05, 2009, 10:32:13 PM
You incompetent hack. You peter-principled rotting maggot-infested fecal matter stuck to the ass-end of a retarded Sudanese vervet monkey.



That is all.
Title: Re: Burn in hell, Steve Ballmer
Post by: katmai on May 05, 2009, 10:59:39 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on May 05, 2009, 10:32:13 PM
You incompetent hack. You peter-principled rotting maggot-infested fecal matter stuck to the ass-end of a retarded Sudanese vervet monkey.



That is all.

The missus was one of those layed off today?
Title: Re: Burn in hell, Steve Ballmer
Post by: MadImmortalMan on May 05, 2009, 11:01:49 PM
Sadly, yes.
Title: Re: Burn in hell, Steve Ballmer
Post by: katmai on May 05, 2009, 11:03:40 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on May 05, 2009, 11:01:49 PM
Sadly, yes.

:console:


But hey makes an attempt to go to UK much easier :P
Title: Re: Burn in hell, Steve Ballmer
Post by: Caliga on May 06, 2009, 08:05:17 PM
 :( Sorry man, but I know how you feel.
Title: Re: Burn in hell, Steve Ballmer
Post by: Neil on May 06, 2009, 08:15:24 PM
Most unfortunate.
Title: Re: Burn in hell, Steve Ballmer
Post by: Siege on May 06, 2009, 08:22:08 PM
That sucks dude.

What company was that?

Title: Re: Burn in hell, Steve Ballmer
Post by: DontSayBanana on May 06, 2009, 10:31:34 PM
Quote from: Siege on May 06, 2009, 08:22:08 PM
That sucks dude.

What company was that?



Now I'm REALLY annoyed that I don't feel like spamming up the place with facepalm pictures. Google Steve Ballmer, don't even click on the Wikifail link, but just look at the flavor text that comes with the result.
Title: Re: Burn in hell, Steve Ballmer
Post by: Caliga on May 07, 2009, 05:17:56 AM
Micro$uck. :)
Title: Re: Burn in hell, Steve Ballmer
Post by: Norgy on May 07, 2009, 07:02:12 AM
Indeed, burn in hell, Steve!!!  <_<
Title: Re: Burn in hell, Steve Ballmer
Post by: MadImmortalMan on October 20, 2009, 12:50:09 PM
Well the retards finally fixed their mistake, and we're now returning to our status as members of the Evil Empire in Good Standing. But all that stuff about Ballmer in the OP is still true. I hope they replace him soon.


So, maybe I'll buy that X-Box after all.
Title: Re: Burn in hell, Steve Ballmer
Post by: Caliga on October 20, 2009, 01:04:04 PM
 :huh: Your wife got un-laid off?
Title: Re: Burn in hell, Steve Ballmer
Post by: Barrister on October 20, 2009, 01:23:19 PM
My name is Barrister, and I support this message.



There was an interesting link from Fake Steve Jobs the other day, showing MS's share price since Ballmer took over, and Apple's stock price since Jobs came back.  Guess which one has had a meteoric rise, and which has actually declined over the last 10 years, despite the enormous bull market going on.
Title: Re: Burn in hell, Steve Ballmer
Post by: MadImmortalMan on October 20, 2009, 01:23:31 PM
Yes. They actually never intended to lay her off to begin with. She was in a position was going to be restructured (merged with her Ireland counterpart) and she was managing that process. The plan was to move her to a different job once that was completed. Then the layoff order came down and they caught her because she was in a position that was scheduled to be removed anyway. Once they figured out what happened (retards) she started getting calls of apology from bigwigs and such. They've basically been looking for a reason to get her back for a while. They finally succeeded.
Title: Re: Burn in hell, Steve Ballmer
Post by: MadImmortalMan on October 20, 2009, 01:25:22 PM
Quote from: Barrister on October 20, 2009, 01:23:19 PM
My name is Barrister, and I support this message.



There was an interesting link from Fake Steve Jobs the other day, showing MS's share price since Ballmer took over, and Apple's stock price since Jobs came back.  Guess which one has had a meteoric rise, and which has actually declined over the last 10 years, despite the enormous bull market going on.

Yep. The guy's poison. It's basically an old boys' club at the top now.
Title: Re: Burn in hell, Steve Ballmer
Post by: Razgovory on October 20, 2009, 01:25:52 PM
Quote from: Caliga on October 20, 2009, 01:04:04 PM
:huh: Your wife got un-laid off?

Maybe she just got laid.
Title: Re: Burn in hell, Steve Ballmer
Post by: Caliga on October 20, 2009, 02:50:41 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on October 20, 2009, 01:25:52 PM
Maybe she just got laid.
Oddly enough I didn't think of this joke at the time that I posted.  :huh:
Title: Re: Burn in hell, Steve Ballmer
Post by: DGuller on October 20, 2009, 03:11:41 PM
My mom got laid off twice from the same company, as her departments kept getting cut or outsourced.  She's going for a hat-trick now.
Title: Re: Burn in hell, Steve Ballmer
Post by: Caliga on October 20, 2009, 03:21:07 PM
Speaking of Microsoft, our SAN has been down literally all day and Microsoft has been unsuccessfully trying to help our infrastructure dudes diagnose and correct the problem.  Last I heard, MS had no idea what the problem even was.  :huh:
Title: Re: Burn in hell, Steve Ballmer
Post by: derspiess on October 20, 2009, 03:23:20 PM
Quote from: DGuller on October 20, 2009, 03:11:41 PM
My mom got laid off twice from the same company, as her departments kept getting cut or outsourced.  She's going for a hat-trick now.

It'd be cool if the value of your severance packages kept multiplying each time you got laid off from the same company :D
Title: Re: Burn in hell, Steve Ballmer
Post by: MadImmortalMan on October 20, 2009, 03:35:50 PM
Quote from: Caliga on October 20, 2009, 03:21:07 PM
Speaking of Microsoft, our SAN has been down literally all day and Microsoft has been unsuccessfully trying to help our infrastructure dudes diagnose and correct the problem.  Last I heard, MS had no idea what the problem even was.  :huh:

MSFT's iSCSI initiator driver is fuxx0rred in win server 2003. That's the most common thing. It's much better in 2008 though.
Title: Re: Burn in hell, Steve Ballmer
Post by: MadImmortalMan on October 20, 2009, 03:36:52 PM
Quote from: derspiess on October 20, 2009, 03:23:20 PM
Quote from: DGuller on October 20, 2009, 03:11:41 PM
My mom got laid off twice from the same company, as her departments kept getting cut or outsourced.  She's going for a hat-trick now.

It'd be cool if the value of your severance packages kept multiplying each time you got laid off from the same company :D


In our case, there was a clause that said you had to pay it back if you got hired back during the amount of severance time you were paid. She got hired back just after that period expired though.  :lol:
Title: Re: Burn in hell, Steve Ballmer
Post by: Caliga on October 20, 2009, 03:37:52 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on October 20, 2009, 03:35:50 PM
MSFT's iSCSI initiator driver is fuxx0rred in win server 2003. That's the most common thing. It's much better in 2008 though.
We have 2008.
Title: Re: Burn in hell, Steve Ballmer
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on October 20, 2009, 03:43:24 PM
Quote from: Caliga on October 20, 2009, 03:21:07 PM
Speaking of Microsoft, our SAN has been down literally all day and Microsoft has been unsuccessfully trying to help our infrastructure dudes diagnose and correct the problem.  Last I heard, MS had no idea what the problem even was.  :huh:
That's better than having a few Sunfire x4500's and trying to figure out ZFS and an AC in the server room that maintains things at a pleasant 78 degrees, 56% humidity. 
Title: Re: Burn in hell, Steve Ballmer
Post by: Eddie Teach on October 20, 2009, 06:37:06 PM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on May 06, 2009, 10:31:34 PM
Now I'm REALLY annoyed that I don't feel like spamming up the place with facepalm pictures. Google Steve Ballmer, don't even click on the Wikifail link, but just look at the flavor text that comes with the result.

You're such a tech nerd to think that should be common knowledge.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Burn in hell, Steve Ballmer
Post by: DontSayBanana on October 21, 2009, 02:13:06 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 20, 2009, 06:37:06 PM
You're such a tech nerd to think that should be common knowledge.  :rolleyes:

Sadly, yes.  I just found out last night that S used me as an "opinion leader" for a paper in her marketing class because of how nerdy I am. :blush:
Title: Re: Burn in hell, Steve Ballmer
Post by: Duque de Bragança on October 22, 2009, 06:27:00 AM
Worse than Bill Gates?
Title: Re: Burn in hell, Steve Ballmer
Post by: Jaron on October 22, 2009, 06:29:16 AM
Mayor of Baltimore