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Started by MadImmortalMan, May 05, 2009, 10:32:13 PM

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MadImmortalMan

May 05, 2009, 10:32:13 PM
You incompetent hack. You peter-principled rotting maggot-infested fecal matter stuck to the ass-end of a retarded Sudanese vervet monkey.



That is all.
"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers

katmai

#1
May 05, 2009, 10:59:39 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on May 05, 2009, 10:32:13 PM
You incompetent hack. You peter-principled rotting maggot-infested fecal matter stuck to the ass-end of a retarded Sudanese vervet monkey.



That is all.

The missus was one of those layed off today?
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

MadImmortalMan

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May 05, 2009, 11:01:49 PM
Sadly, yes.
"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers

katmai

#3
May 05, 2009, 11:03:40 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on May 05, 2009, 11:01:49 PM
Sadly, yes.

:console:


But hey makes an attempt to go to UK much easier :P
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Caliga

#4
May 06, 2009, 08:05:17 PM
 :( Sorry man, but I know how you feel.
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Neil

#5
May 06, 2009, 08:15:24 PM
Most unfortunate.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Siege

#6
May 06, 2009, 08:22:08 PM
That sucks dude.

What company was that?



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DontSayBanana

#7
May 06, 2009, 10:31:34 PM
Quote from: Siege on May 06, 2009, 08:22:08 PM
That sucks dude.

What company was that?



Now I'm REALLY annoyed that I don't feel like spamming up the place with facepalm pictures. Google Steve Ballmer, don't even click on the Wikifail link, but just look at the flavor text that comes with the result.
Experience bij!

Caliga

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May 07, 2009, 05:17:56 AM
Micro$uck. :)
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Norgy

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May 07, 2009, 07:02:12 AM
Indeed, burn in hell, Steve!!!  <_<

MadImmortalMan

#10
October 20, 2009, 12:50:09 PM
Well the retards finally fixed their mistake, and we're now returning to our status as members of the Evil Empire in Good Standing. But all that stuff about Ballmer in the OP is still true. I hope they replace him soon.


So, maybe I'll buy that X-Box after all.
"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers

Caliga

#11
October 20, 2009, 01:04:04 PM
 :huh: Your wife got un-laid off?
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Barrister

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October 20, 2009, 01:23:19 PM
My name is Barrister, and I support this message.



There was an interesting link from Fake Steve Jobs the other day, showing MS's share price since Ballmer took over, and Apple's stock price since Jobs came back.  Guess which one has had a meteoric rise, and which has actually declined over the last 10 years, despite the enormous bull market going on.
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MadImmortalMan

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October 20, 2009, 01:23:31 PM
Yes. They actually never intended to lay her off to begin with. She was in a position was going to be restructured (merged with her Ireland counterpart) and she was managing that process. The plan was to move her to a different job once that was completed. Then the layoff order came down and they caught her because she was in a position that was scheduled to be removed anyway. Once they figured out what happened (retards) she started getting calls of apology from bigwigs and such. They've basically been looking for a reason to get her back for a while. They finally succeeded.
"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers

MadImmortalMan

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October 20, 2009, 01:25:22 PM
Quote from: Barrister on October 20, 2009, 01:23:19 PM
My name is Barrister, and I support this message.



There was an interesting link from Fake Steve Jobs the other day, showing MS's share price since Ballmer took over, and Apple's stock price since Jobs came back.  Guess which one has had a meteoric rise, and which has actually declined over the last 10 years, despite the enormous bull market going on.

Yep. The guy's poison. It's basically an old boys' club at the top now.
"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers
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