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Title: Maybe NSFW discussion: What is the best "sex" song?
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 15, 2012, 08:40:48 PM
OK, so you're bumping uglies with whoever:  if you're playing any music, which song would you want to pop your nut to?

Something from Nine Inch Nails?  1812 Overture? Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows?
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Post by: Sheilbh on April 15, 2012, 08:42:50 PM
The worst is 'It's Istanbul Not Constantinople'.  Last time I see a Turk <_<
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Post by: CountDeMoney on April 15, 2012, 08:45:12 PM
 :lol:
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Post by: Ideologue on April 15, 2012, 08:46:38 PM
How about Sam and Dave?
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Post by: Ed Anger on April 15, 2012, 08:54:36 PM
Not the best but she wants revenge's Written in Blood is great for mood.

Or Neil Diamond.
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Post by: Jaron on April 15, 2012, 08:58:05 PM
Ode to Joy
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Post by: CountDeMoney on April 15, 2012, 08:58:48 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on April 15, 2012, 08:46:38 PM
How about Sam and Dave?

Good choice.  Won't always work with the under-40 crowd, though. OMG OLD PEOPLE MUSIC
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Post by: mongers on April 15, 2012, 08:59:52 PM
The dawn chorus on a hill top.  :bowler:
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Post by: garbon on April 15, 2012, 08:59:57 PM
Let's Get It On
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Post by: Ideologue on April 15, 2012, 09:01:52 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 15, 2012, 08:58:48 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on April 15, 2012, 08:46:38 PM
How about Sam and Dave?

Good choice.  Won't always work with the under-40 crowd, though. OMG OLD PEOPLE MUSIC

I'm not very discriminating in my affections.
Title: Re: Maybe NSFW discussion: What is the best "sex" song?
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 15, 2012, 09:01:59 PM
Quote from: mongers on April 15, 2012, 08:59:52 PM
The dawn chorus on a hill top.  :bowler:

Oh, go choke on your granola already, Captain Speedo.
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Post by: Ideologue on April 15, 2012, 09:04:12 PM
Wait, does the dawn chorus watch?  Masturbate?  Tell me more, mongers.
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Post by: garbon on April 15, 2012, 09:07:45 PM
Oh and maybe Oochie Wally.
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Post by: Josquius on April 16, 2012, 03:39:12 AM
One song? Like on a loop? God no...
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Post by: The Larch on April 16, 2012, 03:47:21 AM
The Walrus of Love, Mr. Barry White. Any humping scenario is instantily improved 300% with his deep bass on the background.
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Post by: Brazen on April 16, 2012, 04:07:10 AM
There was something in Women's Health about this. Apparently heavy rock is the best to get it on to, but Coldplay dampens even the most fervent ardour  :lol:
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Post by: The Larch on April 16, 2012, 04:14:39 AM
Quote from: Brazen on April 16, 2012, 04:07:10 AM
There was something in Women's Health about this. Apparently heavy rock is the best to get it on to, but Coldplay dampens even the most fervent ardour  :lol:

Rock you like a hurricane, then?
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Post by: MadImmortalMan on April 16, 2012, 04:27:57 AM
My wife seems to prefer the NIN-MManson stuff. She likes it rough.  :P

For me..maybe Dido or Enya is all right. But whatever. Last night it was Lacuna Coil, and it was great.  :lol:
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Post by: CountDeMoney on April 16, 2012, 05:08:50 AM
Quote from: Tyr on April 16, 2012, 03:39:12 AM
One song? Like on a loop? God no...

No, monkeyspunk. The one you would cum to for make benefit glorious orgasm.

Now, if you can sustain an orgasm for the entire A side of Sgt Peppers, good for you.
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Post by: CountDeMoney on April 16, 2012, 05:09:49 AM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on April 16, 2012, 04:27:57 AM
My wife seems to prefer the NIN-MManson stuff. She likes it rough.  :P

Now that's my kind of girl.

QuoteFor me..maybe Dido or Enya is all right.

You're someone else's kind of girl.
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Post by: Drakken on April 16, 2012, 06:49:31 AM
On top-of-mind:

#1 Crush by Garbage
Glory Box by Portishead
Rocket Queen by GNR (with Axl Rose boning Steven Adler's girlfriend and her moans used as sample in the song :nelson:)
Closer, by NIN
Echoes, by Pink Floyd
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Post by: PDH on April 16, 2012, 06:59:50 AM
While harder rock might be better, I would imagine only the experts should choose Tool.  Those 7/4 time signatures might throw off the rhythm permanently.
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Post by: CountDeMoney on April 16, 2012, 07:02:11 AM
Quote from: PDH on April 16, 2012, 06:59:50 AM
While harder rock might be better, I would imagine only the experts should choose Tool.  Those 7/4 time signatures might throw off the rhythm permanently.

No shit;  I tried once during Lateralus, and I sprained my prostate.
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Post by: Ed Anger on April 16, 2012, 07:02:29 AM
Quote from: PDH on April 16, 2012, 06:59:50 AM
While harder rock might be better, I would imagine only the experts should choose Tool.  Those 7/4 time signatures might throw off the rhythm permanently.

I was going to make a Prison Sex joke, but decided it would have been in poor taste.
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Post by: CountDeMoney on April 16, 2012, 07:11:58 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 16, 2012, 07:02:29 AM
Quote from: PDH on April 16, 2012, 06:59:50 AM
While harder rock might be better, I would imagine only the experts should choose Tool.  Those 7/4 time signatures might throw off the rhythm permanently.

I was going to make a Prison Sex joke, but decided it would have been in poor taste.

It's not about prison. :rolleyes:
It's about child abuse.

Oh, wait...
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Post by: Ed Anger on April 16, 2012, 07:21:15 AM
 :lol:
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Post by: Admiral Yi on April 17, 2012, 07:12:09 AM
The first side of Led Zeppelin III.  Everyone knows that. :rolleyes:
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Post by: Martinus on April 17, 2012, 07:17:45 AM
Carl Orff "O Fortuna".  :ph34r:
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Post by: Malthus on April 17, 2012, 08:01:16 AM
Pink Floyd, "Careful with that axe Eugene"  ;)
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Post by: Richard Hakluyt on April 17, 2012, 11:37:14 AM
The 1812 Overture of course  :cool:
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Post by: Scipio on April 17, 2012, 06:53:57 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 17, 2012, 07:12:09 AM
The first side of Led Zeppelin III.  Everyone knows that. :rolleyes:
There's not a single song on that side worth a damn.

Yes, I know Immigrant Song is on there.  That song is SHIT.
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Post by: Admiral Yi on April 17, 2012, 06:59:47 PM
After I posted that I realized the reference is to Led Zep IV.

Which everyone agrees is a masterpiece.
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Post by: Scipio on April 17, 2012, 08:48:46 PM
The following Morphine albums: Good, Like Swimming, The Night, At Your Service; and all Twinemen albums.  Also, Orchestra Morphine's live album.

Not mopey, but driving bass and drums.  Doublesax, as well.
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Post by: The Brain on April 20, 2012, 05:26:30 PM
I rarely sing during sex.
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Post by: garbon on April 20, 2012, 10:31:29 PM
Quote from: The Brain on April 20, 2012, 05:26:30 PM
I rarely sing during sex.
How bizarre, how bizarre, ooh baby, it's making me crazy.