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Title: Best Korea's rocket falls apart. jebediah kerman missing
Post by: Ed Anger on April 12, 2012, 06:43:48 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7nL1uJcI2A

Link for the whiners:

http://www.cnn.com/2012/04/12/world/asia/north-korea-launch/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

Title: Re: Best Korea's rocket falls apart. jebediah kerman missing
Post by: Razgovory on April 12, 2012, 06:49:31 PM
They would have saved money if they just filled a freighter with scrap metal and sank it in the ocean.  On the plus side, I imagine there will be some engineering jobs opening up in N. Korea.  Maybe Viking can apply.  Drilling is like Rocketry.  Just in reverse.
Title: Re: Best Korea's rocket falls apart. jebediah kerman missing
Post by: jimmy olsen on April 12, 2012, 07:40:24 PM
I just hope this doesn't propt Kim Jung Un to do something more provocative to restore face.
Title: Re: Best Korea's rocket falls apart. jebediah kerman missing
Post by: Tonitrus on April 12, 2012, 07:45:23 PM
I saw an interview on Russian TV news with the guy in charge of their space center. 

He seemed nicer than most NK bureaucrats.  I wish him well in the next world.  :(
Title: Re: Best Korea's rocket falls apart. jebediah kerman missing
Post by: Caliga on April 12, 2012, 08:21:44 PM
His services are no longer needed. *click*
Title: Re: Best Korea's rocket falls apart. jebediah kerman missing
Post by: Ed Anger on April 12, 2012, 08:25:11 PM
I saved you all from a Timmay thread and his 'analysis'.

YOU ARE WELCOME.
Title: Re: Best Korea's rocket falls apart. jebediah kerman missing
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 12, 2012, 08:37:40 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on April 12, 2012, 07:45:23 PM
I saw an interview on Russian TV news with the guy in charge of their space center. 

He seemed nicer than most NK bureaucrats.  I wish him well in the next world.  :(

lol that's the first thing I thought of when they said if failed in its first stage.  THERE WILL BE BROOD
Title: Re: Best Korea's rocket falls apart. jebediah kerman missing
Post by: The Brain on April 12, 2012, 11:49:24 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 12, 2012, 07:40:24 PM
I just hope this doesn't propt Kim Jung Un to do something more provocative to restore face.

He is unlikely to breastfeed.
Title: Re: Best Korea's rocket falls apart. jebediah kerman missing
Post by: Eddie Teach on April 13, 2012, 12:00:40 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 12, 2012, 08:25:11 PM
I saved you all from a Timmay thread and his 'analysis'.

And you saved him a trip to the thesaurus.
Title: Re: Best Korea's rocket falls apart. jebediah kerman missing
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 13, 2012, 02:25:31 PM
Sounds like the Norte Koreans are rather embarrassed, and the possibility exists that they'll detonate those tunnels full of TNT.
Title: Re: Best Korea's rocket falls apart. jebediah kerman missing
Post by: crazy canuck on April 13, 2012, 02:32:51 PM
The young great leader has a problem.  Iirc his father, even in old age, could get a rocket up.

Title: Re: Best Korea's rocket falls apart. jebediah kerman missing
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 13, 2012, 02:39:04 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on April 13, 2012, 02:32:51 PM
The young great leader has a problem.  Iirc his father, even in old age, could get a rocket up.

You know, the kid may very well want to reach out for warmer relations with the west;  I say, invite him over to the US for a state visit, and bury the little shit in so much Round Eye western pussy, his eyes would be permanently de-slanted.
Title: Re: Best Korea's rocket falls apart. jebediah kerman missing
Post by: Jacob on April 13, 2012, 02:49:35 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 13, 2012, 02:39:04 PMYou know, the kid may very well want to reach out for warmer relations with the west;  I say, invite him over to the US for a state visit, and bury the little shit in so much Round Eye western pussy, his eyes would be permanently de-slanted.

IIRC he went to a Swiss boarding school, so he may have had the opportunity already.
Title: Re: Best Korea's rocket falls apart. jebediah kerman missing
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 13, 2012, 02:54:04 PM
Quote from: Jacob on April 13, 2012, 02:49:35 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 13, 2012, 02:39:04 PMYou know, the kid may very well want to reach out for warmer relations with the west;  I say, invite him over to the US for a state visit, and bury the little shit in so much Round Eye western pussy, his eyes would be permanently de-slanted.

IIRC he went to a Swiss boarding school, so he may have had the opportunity already.

Perhaps, but how much of a leash do you think Dad's handlers had on him?
Title: Re: Best Korea's rocket falls apart. jebediah kerman missing
Post by: The Brain on April 13, 2012, 03:00:36 PM
Surely he flies in all the Western pussy he requires. Along with the cars, cigars, booze etc.
Title: Re: Best Korea's rocket falls apart. jebediah kerman missing
Post by: crazy canuck on April 13, 2012, 03:02:26 PM
Quote from: The Brain on April 13, 2012, 03:00:36 PM
Surely he flies in all the Western pussy he requires. Along with the cars, cigars, booze etc.

And still it just wont go up.  :hmm:
Title: Re: Best Korea's rocket falls apart. jebediah kerman missing
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 13, 2012, 03:03:05 PM
Quote from: The Brain on April 13, 2012, 03:00:36 PM
Surely he flies in all the Western pussy he requires. Along with the cars, cigars, booze etc.

Point taken. 
I wonder if he took after his old man, and is a devout Friday the 13th movie series nut?
Title: Re: Best Korea's rocket falls apart. jebediah kerman missing
Post by: The Brain on April 13, 2012, 03:04:50 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 13, 2012, 03:03:05 PM
Quote from: The Brain on April 13, 2012, 03:00:36 PM
Surely he flies in all the Western pussy he requires. Along with the cars, cigars, booze etc.

Point taken. 
I wonder if he took after his old man, and is a devout Friday the 13th movie series nut?

Today is friday the 13th. :hmm:
Title: Re: Best Korea's rocket falls apart. jebediah kerman missing
Post by: KRonn on April 13, 2012, 06:44:10 PM
NK, can't feed it's people, but spends huge sums of money on ICBM type rockets.    <_<
Title: Re: Best Korea's rocket falls apart. jebediah kerman missing
Post by: Neil on April 13, 2012, 07:00:05 PM
Quote from: KRonn on April 13, 2012, 06:44:10 PM
NK, can't feed it's people, but spends huge sums of money on ICBM type rockets.    <_<
Feeding your people is overrated.
Title: Re: Best Korea's rocket falls apart. jebediah kerman missing
Post by: KRonn on April 13, 2012, 07:10:29 PM
Quote from: Neil on April 13, 2012, 07:00:05 PM
Quote from: KRonn on April 13, 2012, 06:44:10 PM
NK, can't feed it's people, but spends huge sums of money on ICBM type rockets.    <_<
Feeding your people is overrated.
Especially in NK. People there eat grass, small birds and insects to keep alive. NK military lowered its height standards since the poor nutrition has been raising hell with NK citizen heights. Frigging hell hole it is, a Stalin slave labor camp nation, secret gulags and all.
Title: Re: Best Korea's rocket falls apart. jebediah kerman missing
Post by: garbon on April 14, 2012, 11:33:31 AM
Quote from: KRonn on April 13, 2012, 07:10:29 PM
Quote from: Neil on April 13, 2012, 07:00:05 PM
Quote from: KRonn on April 13, 2012, 06:44:10 PM
NK, can't feed it's people, but spends huge sums of money on ICBM type rockets.    <_<
Feeding your people is overrated.
Especially in NK. People there eat grass, small birds and insects to keep alive. NK military lowered its height standards since the poor nutrition has been raising hell with NK citizen heights. Frigging hell hole it is, a Stalin slave labor camp nation, secret gulags and all.

Thank China.
Title: Re: Best Korea's rocket falls apart. jebediah kerman missing
Post by: KRonn on April 14, 2012, 07:20:31 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 14, 2012, 11:33:31 AM
Quote from: KRonn on April 13, 2012, 07:10:29 PM
Quote from: Neil on April 13, 2012, 07:00:05 PM
Quote from: KRonn on April 13, 2012, 06:44:10 PM
NK, can't feed it's people, but spends huge sums of money on ICBM type rockets.    <_<
Feeding your people is overrated.
Especially in NK. People there eat grass, small birds and insects to keep alive. NK military lowered its height standards since the poor nutrition has been raising hell with NK citizen heights. Frigging hell hole it is, a Stalin slave labor camp nation, secret gulags and all.

Thank China.
Yeah, China really knows how to pick best friends.   <_<
Title: Re: Best Korea's rocket falls apart. jebediah kerman missing
Post by: Neil on April 14, 2012, 07:33:55 PM
North Korea was certainly a useful friend for China before Iraq and Afghanistan.
Title: Re: Best Korea's rocket falls apart. jebediah kerman missing
Post by: DontSayBanana on April 14, 2012, 09:05:13 PM
Thanks for inciting a Kerbal Space Program binge, Ed. :angry:

:P