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Title: Apple Drops 'Thermonuclear' Patent Bombshell.
Post by: mongers on April 01, 2012, 01:57:55 PM
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Apple drops 'thermonuclear' patent bombshell

What Steve Jobs threatened, Tim Cook delivers

By Rik Myslewski • In Law • At 05:00 GMT 1st April 2012

Apple has launched a new patent assault on its competitors, one that appears to unleash the nukes that Steve Jobs reportedly told his biographer Walter Isaacson he was going to drop on Google's Android.

"I'm going to destroy Android, because it's a stolen product," the late Apple cofounder told the author of the überpopular authorized biography Steve Jobs in a 2010 interview. "I'm willing to go thermonuclear war on this."

Apple's legal team has now filed a patent-infringement lawsuit that hurls a potentially Edward Teller–level legal challenge at its smartphone and tablet competitors. Or, at minimum, one that opens up a massively profitable licensing opportunity for Cupertino.

Apple's SVP and general counsel Bruce Sewell, when announcing the sweeping lawsuit in a rare Saturday call with reporters and analysts, cited not his late boss, Steve Jobs, but his current one, Tim Cook. "As Tim said in 2009," Sewell reminded us, "'We like competition as long as they don't rip off our IP. And if they do, we will go after anyone who does. We are ready to suit up and go against anyone'."

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Rest of article here:
http://m.theregister.co.uk/2012/04/01/apple_patent/ (http://m.theregister.co.uk/2012/04/01/apple_patent/)
Title: Re: Apple Drops 'Thermonuclear' Patent Bombshell.
Post by: Syt on April 01, 2012, 02:26:53 PM
QuotePatent #1,042,012

:hmm:
Title: Re: Apple Drops 'Thermonuclear' Patent Bombshell.
Post by: Tamas on April 01, 2012, 02:50:22 PM
Okay so:

-they refuse to call iPhone 5 by it's name
-they refuse to call iPad 3 by it's name
-they announced dividends and stock buy back
-they go all in in the Patent Wars

Are we seeing just about the top of Apple and it's stock price?
Title: Re: Apple Drops 'Thermonuclear' Patent Bombshell.
Post by: Barrister on April 01, 2012, 02:51:46 PM
Quote from: Tamas on April 01, 2012, 02:50:22 PM
Okay so:

-they refuse to call iPhone 5 by it's name
-they refuse to call iPad 3 by it's name
-they announced dividends and stock buy back
-they go all in in the Patent Wars

Are we seeing just about the top of Apple and it's stock price?

:rolleyes:

Take another look at Mongers link.
Title: Re: Apple Drops 'Thermonuclear' Patent Bombshell.
Post by: Martinus on April 01, 2012, 03:06:39 PM
It took a gay guy at the helm to take Apple to the dark side. :menace:
Title: Re: Apple Drops 'Thermonuclear' Patent Bombshell.
Post by: DontSayBanana on April 01, 2012, 03:22:22 PM
I would have expected the Euros to pick up on this before the Americans.  Syt certainly got it.
Title: Re: Apple Drops 'Thermonuclear' Patent Bombshell.
Post by: Tamas on April 01, 2012, 03:40:55 PM
Quote from: Barrister on April 01, 2012, 02:51:46 PM
Quote from: Tamas on April 01, 2012, 02:50:22 PM
Okay so:

-they refuse to call iPhone 5 by it's name
-they refuse to call iPad 3 by it's name
-they announced dividends and stock buy back
-they go all in in the Patent Wars

Are we seeing just about the top of Apple and it's stock price?

:rolleyes:

Take another look at Mongers link.

:face:
Title: Re: Apple Drops 'Thermonuclear' Patent Bombshell.
Post by: grumbler on April 01, 2012, 04:17:40 PM
Great story.  Crappy synopsis here, but a great story - well-written, complete, and yet concise.  I take back my assertion that all British journalists are hacks.
Title: Re: Apple Drops 'Thermonuclear' Patent Bombshell.
Post by: garbon on April 01, 2012, 07:10:19 PM
Quote from: grumbler on April 01, 2012, 04:17:40 PM
Great story.  Crappy synopsis here, but a great story - well-written, complete, and yet concise.  I take back my assertion that all British journalists are hacks.

:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Apple Drops 'Thermonuclear' Patent Bombshell.
Post by: mongers on April 01, 2012, 07:15:32 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 01, 2012, 07:10:19 PM
Quote from: grumbler on April 01, 2012, 04:17:40 PM
Great story.  Crappy synopsis here, but a great story - well-written, complete, and yet concise.  I take back my assertion that all British journalists are hacks.

:thumbsup:


Weird, I exactly quoted the article's title as the thread title and the synopsis was a direct and full quote of the article up to the crucial give away, that Syt noted.

Oh I forgot, it's just Grumbler being his usual snide self. That's the beauty of having him on the ignore list, I never normally see his trolling.   :cool:
Title: Re: Apple Drops 'Thermonuclear' Patent Bombshell.
Post by: garbon on April 01, 2012, 07:50:33 PM
Quote from: mongers on April 01, 2012, 07:15:32 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 01, 2012, 07:10:19 PM
Quote from: grumbler on April 01, 2012, 04:17:40 PM
Great story.  Crappy synopsis here, but a great story - well-written, complete, and yet concise.  I take back my assertion that all British journalists are hacks.

:thumbsup:


Weird, I exactly quoted the article's title as the thread title and the synopsis was a direct and full quote of the article up to the crucial give away, that Syt noted.

Oh I forgot, it's just Grumbler being his usual snide self. That's the beauty of having him on the ignore list, I never normally see his trolling.   :cool:


It is a bit obnoxious to make people click on a link before getting to the truth of a story. But then, not sure why grumbler called you out, as it is your MO to have misleading titles, so misleading summaries aren't so far off. :)
Title: Re: Apple Drops 'Thermonuclear' Patent Bombshell.
Post by: Grey Fox on April 01, 2012, 07:58:27 PM
IP law. Makes Tax law look the height of morality.
Title: Re: Apple Drops 'Thermonuclear' Patent Bombshell.
Post by: Neil on April 01, 2012, 08:07:43 PM
See, what's funny about this is that it's actually plausible.  I wouldn't put it past Apple to pull something like this.
Title: Re: Apple Drops 'Thermonuclear' Patent Bombshell.
Post by: Josquius on April 01, 2012, 08:52:01 PM
Yeah, what Neil says. I totally wouldn't put this past apple.
Title: Re: Apple Drops 'Thermonuclear' Patent Bombshell.
Post by: Razgovory on April 01, 2012, 08:55:31 PM
Quote from: Neil on April 01, 2012, 08:07:43 PM
See, what's funny about this is that it's actually plausible.  I wouldn't put it past Apple to pull something like this.

I thought these computer and cell phone companies did this to one another all the time.
Title: Re: Apple Drops 'Thermonuclear' Patent Bombshell.
Post by: jimmy olsen on April 01, 2012, 09:00:28 PM
They're already waging a scorched earth campaign against Samsung, why would anyone be surprised?
Title: Re: Apple Drops 'Thermonuclear' Patent Bombshell.
Post by: Syt on April 01, 2012, 10:33:10 PM
Quote from: Neil on April 01, 2012, 08:07:43 PM
See, what's funny about this is that it's actually plausible.  I wouldn't put it past Apple to pull something like this.

Yeah, it reminds me of the prank, years ago, that Metallica would sue someone for using a sequence of four notes that they was also in one of their songs (that was during the time when they were super-rabidly against pirating and file-sharing).
Title: Re: Apple Drops 'Thermonuclear' Patent Bombshell.
Post by: DGuller on April 01, 2012, 10:41:15 PM
Good synopsis, terrible article.  I really hate it when they go through the motions and toss subtleties aside.