Was at lunch wtih some co-workers the other day, the old people were talking about their marriages. One of them, quite out nowhere said, "First night of my honeymoon I got under a glass coffee table and my wife got on top of it and took a big shit so I could watch."
He realized what he said and got upset. This ruined the chicken curry to some degree.
Nothing like a shit-fetish eavesdrop to add a little hazelnut flavor to lunch.
And what the fuck are you doing eating something with curry for lunch, anyway? You like ass-burning dumps at the office bathrooms in the afternoon? Absolutely no consideration for your co-workers.
Suddenly I'm glad my co-workers are so boring.
I wanted to get some Indian food. The buffet was so so, though. I wanted Vindaloo.
Maybe D.W. was the only one who 'heard' this at the lunch ? :hmm:
Is she hott?
I love languish lol :lol:
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on March 23, 2012, 02:19:35 PM
Was at lunch wtih some co-workers the other day, the old people were talking about their marriages. One of them, quite out nowhere said, "First night of my honeymoon I got under a glass coffee table and my wife got on top of it and took a big shit so I could watch."
He realized what he said and got upset. This ruined the chicken curry to some degree.
Strange. I normally reserve shitting on the furniture for right before I leave a hotel.
I heard that one of the nastiest tricks one could pull in situations like that is pulling the glass table out at the last moment.
Anyway, shit and vomit are probably the only fetishes I am not willing to try. EVER. :yuk:
Quote from: Martinus on March 23, 2012, 05:32:20 PM
I heard that one of the nastiest tricks one could pull in situations like that is pulling the glass table out at the last moment.
Anyway, shit and vomit are probably the only fetishes I am not willing to try. EVER. :yuk:
What if someone vomits or shits on their feet?
Quote from: Martinus on March 23, 2012, 05:32:20 PM
Anyway, shit and vomit are probably the only fetishes I am not willing to try. EVER. :yuk:
And now you know how we feel about you.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 23, 2012, 02:25:45 PM
And what the fuck are you doing eating something with curry for lunch, anyway? You like ass-burning dumps at the office bathrooms in the afternoon? Absolutely no consideration for your co-workers.
At my former company we used go get Indian fairly often at lunch... there was a great Indian joint like half a mile away. I never had any problems afterward. PF Chang's, on the other hand.... :x
Yeah I can eat garbage Americhinese cuisine like a champion but there are consequences. Even aside from any gastrointestinal distress it makes me extremely lethargic for hours afterward, if I eat something like that for lunch you might as well count me as working half a day.
Chang's food is really, really oily, which I think has something to do with it.
Quote from: Martinus on March 23, 2012, 05:32:20 PM
Anyway, shit and vomit are probably the only fetishes I am not willing to try. EVER. :yuk:
You hear this? Marty wants somebody to pee on him. :x
Quote from: Caliga on March 23, 2012, 07:33:50 PM
Chang's food is really, really oily, which I think has something to do with it.
Ne'r been. Many chain restaurants are like that.
It's an overrated Chinese chain restaurant. For some reason a lot of people are obsessed with their lettuce wraps, which is basically bits of General Tso's chicken wrapped in lettuce leaves. It's no big deal, at least to me, but a lot of people go there specifically for that.
My company brings lunch in for us all the time and we get Chang's fairly often... in fact I ate it twice this week. Wouldn't have been my choice, but hey it was free. I probably ate 15 fortune cookies this week. :blush:
Quote from: Caliga on March 23, 2012, 07:33:50 PM
Chang's food is really, really oily, which I think has something to do with it.
I used to work there. Never fucked with my stomach at all, and I put extra chili paste on everything. To be honest, I'd still probably call it my favorite restaurant.
I agree with the lettuce wraps, though. WTF is wrong with people? "CAN I HAVE YOUR LETTUCE WRAPS? I LOVE THEM THEY'RE LIKE MOUTH ORGASMS" "Lady, it's minced chicken with water chestnuts and scallions, it isn't special, and enjoying it to such a degree marks you as a peon."
However, shrimp with candied walnuts is the greatest food of all time. Tam's noodles were pretty awesome too, but they discontinued that item because I think I was the only person in America buying it. :(
But their shrimp with lobster sauce looks like an abortion on a plate and tastes worse. :bleeding:
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on March 23, 2012, 07:35:23 PM
Quote from: Martinus on March 23, 2012, 05:32:20 PM
Anyway, shit and vomit are probably the only fetishes I am not willing to try. EVER. :yuk:
You hear this? Marty wants somebody to pee on him. :x
AND---he wants to drink your blood!
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on March 23, 2012, 02:19:35 PM
Was at lunch wtih some co-workers the other day, the old people were talking about their marriages. One of them, quite out nowhere said, "First night of my honeymoon I got under a glass coffee table and my wife got on top of it and took a big shit so I could watch."
He realized what he said and got upset. This ruined the chicken curry to some degree.
It's nice that they found each other. I don't want to know how.
Quote from: dps on March 23, 2012, 08:54:50 PM
AND---he wants to drink your blood!
Guess he really is a lawyer.
Ah, plating. Nasty shit (pun totally intended).
Quote from: Sheilbh on March 23, 2012, 10:42:03 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on March 23, 2012, 02:19:35 PM
Was at lunch wtih some co-workers the other day, the old people were talking about their marriages. One of them, quite out nowhere said, "First night of my honeymoon I got under a glass coffee table and my wife got on top of it and took a big shit so I could watch."
He realized what he said and got upset. This ruined the chicken curry to some degree.
It's n
ice that they found each other. I don't want to know how.
:lol:
true.
i couldnt imagine telling anyone, ever, if such freaky stuff got me off.
weird story. that he'd just say it in such large company like that....wtf
Quote from: Ideologue on March 23, 2012, 08:49:52 PM
Quote from: Caliga on March 23, 2012, 07:33:50 PM
Chang's food is really, really oily, which I think has something to do with it.
I used to work there. Never fucked with my stomach at all, and I put extra chili paste on everything. To be honest, I'd still probably call it my favorite restaurant.
I agree with the lettuce wraps, though. WTF is wrong with people? "CAN I HAVE YOUR LETTUCE WRAPS? I LOVE THEM THEY'RE LIKE MOUTH ORGASMS" "Lady, it's minced chicken with water chestnuts and scallions, it isn't special, and enjoying it to such a degree marks you as a peon."
However, shrimp with candied walnuts is the greatest food of all time. Tam's noodles were pretty awesome too, but they discontinued that item because I think I was the only person in America buying it. :(
But their shrimp with lobster sauce looks like an abortion on a plate and tastes worse. :bleeding:
I often go to a place in town called "Dragon Kitchen". I don't think it's a chain. It is the only place in town that has take out though. I really do like the garlic chicken.
Twin Dragons mongolian BBQ :mmm:
Quote from: katmai on March 23, 2012, 11:51:14 PM
Twin Dragons mongolian BBQ :mmm:
I never did get around to checking that place out. Definitely want to if I end up back there.
Quote from: Caliga on March 23, 2012, 08:26:31 PM
It's an overrated Chinese chain restaurant. For some reason a lot of people are obsessed with their lettuce wraps, which is basically bits of General Tso's chicken wrapped in lettuce leaves. It's no big deal, at least to me, but a lot of people go there specifically for that.
My company brings lunch in for us all the time and we get Chang's fairly often... in fact I ate it twice this week. Wouldn't have been my choice, but hey it was free. I probably ate 15 fortune cookies this week. :blush:
...and!? What were your fortunes!?
I don't remember. I usually pay more attention to the Chinese words with their phonetic pronunciations on the back. :)
Mango = chung chee chong :smarty:
Quote from: Tyr on March 23, 2012, 10:53:05 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on March 23, 2012, 10:42:03 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on March 23, 2012, 02:19:35 PM
Was at lunch wtih some co-workers the other day, the old people were talking about their marriages. One of them, quite out nowhere said, "First night of my honeymoon I got under a glass coffee table and my wife got on top of it and took a big shit so I could watch."
He realized what he said and got upset. This ruined the chicken curry to some degree.
It's n
ice that they found each other. I don't want to know how.
:lol:
true.
i couldnt imagine telling anyone, ever, if such freaky stuff got me off.
weird story. that he'd just say it in such large company like that....wtf
Well they al know each others' wives, and they are none of them shy. I can only imagine what will happen next time they see he and his wife together.
Mandarin for aubergine is qie zi (I think). It's often said by Chinese people before a photograph because it sounds a bit like cheese :)
There is a Viet-Thai place nearby that my boss calls Colon Cleanse. Good food but it is destructive in the short run.
That INdian place episode led to me being forbidden from choosing the lunch destination forever. :( :(
Thanks for this unnecessary stroll down memory lane...
I like Vietnamese food. :)
I like pad thai. Some vietnamese curry dishes are great.
The cat goes into retard beast mode whenever she hears me open a can of tuna for lunch. Starts barking at me like I owe her something.