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Title: Aussie Floods Create Spider Apocalypse
Post by: Malthus on March 09, 2012, 05:02:12 PM
This one's for all you spider-phobic people out there ...

http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/03/08/spiders-conquer-australias-flooded-lands/

... click the link. Go on, click it.  :D
Title: Re: Aussie Floods Create Spider Apocalypse
Post by: garbon on March 09, 2012, 05:06:45 PM
I saw this...on twitter. :blush:

Anyway, wasn't as bad as I would have thought given that most of the photos weren't close ups.
Title: Re: Aussie Floods Create Spider Apocalypse
Post by: garbon on March 09, 2012, 05:08:46 PM
Though I think I preferred the Pakistan one's.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.wired.com%2Fimages_blogs%2Fwiredscience%2F2011%2F03%2Fpakistan_tree_spiders.jpg&hash=e152f5f731cf1e077a2ae0ec379e0dfa524f6299)
Title: Re: Aussie Floods Create Spider Apocalypse
Post by: Malthus on March 09, 2012, 05:10:11 PM
Heh, that pic has an eerie beauty, doesn't it.
Title: Re: Aussie Floods Create Spider Apocalypse
Post by: Viking on March 09, 2012, 05:10:25 PM
I'd prefer the spider apocalypse to the fly apocalypse that happened one week after the rains and the beetle apocalypse that happened two weeks after the rains and the mouse apocalypse three weeks after the rains and the rat apocalypse four weeks after the rains.
Title: Re: Aussie Floods Create Spider Apocalypse
Post by: Malthus on March 09, 2012, 05:12:06 PM
Quote from: Viking on March 09, 2012, 05:10:25 PM
I'd prefer the spider apocalypse to the fly apocalypse that happened one week after the rains and the beetle apocalypse that happened two weeks after the rains and the mouse apocalypse three weeks after the rains and the rat apocalypse four weeks after the rains.

If the spider apocalypse wasd made up of spiders that were actually capable of controlling the rat apocalypse, you probably wouldn't.  :lol:
Title: Re: Aussie Floods Create Spider Apocalypse
Post by: The Larch on March 09, 2012, 05:43:29 PM
I know people who would have a heart attack just by looking at the pictures.  :lol:
Title: Re: Aussie Floods Create Spider Apocalypse
Post by: Warspite on March 09, 2012, 06:04:20 PM
Great thread.
Title: Re: Aussie Floods Create Spider Apocalypse
Post by: CountDeMoney on March 09, 2012, 06:06:34 PM
Quote from: Malthus on March 09, 2012, 05:02:12 PM
... click the link. Go on, click it.  :D

You go fuck yourself, pal.  I ain't clicking shit.
Title: Re: Aussie Floods Create Spider Apocalypse
Post by: Malthus on March 09, 2012, 06:19:35 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 09, 2012, 06:06:34 PM
Quote from: Malthus on March 09, 2012, 05:02:12 PM
... click the link. Go on, click it.  :D

You go fuck yourself, pal.  I ain't clicking shit.

Well, it's better than that pic of an Aussie spider catching a bird.  ;)
Title: Re: Aussie Floods Create Spider Apocalypse
Post by: CountDeMoney on March 09, 2012, 06:31:42 PM
Quote from: Malthus on March 09, 2012, 06:19:35 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 09, 2012, 06:06:34 PM
Quote from: Malthus on March 09, 2012, 05:02:12 PM
... click the link. Go on, click it.  :D

You go fuck yourself, pal.  I ain't clicking shit.

Well, it's better than that pic of an Aussie spider catching a bird.  ;)

Meh, spiders gotta eat.
Title: Re: Aussie Floods Create Spider Apocalypse
Post by: HVC on March 09, 2012, 06:36:47 PM
i like the pic where it looks like they caught a dog :lol:
Title: Re: Aussie Floods Create Spider Apocalypse
Post by: garbon on March 09, 2012, 08:02:24 PM
Quote from: The Larch on March 09, 2012, 05:43:29 PM
I know people who would have a heart attack just by looking at the pictures.  :lol:

I'm glad to report I've gotten better with age. I really don't like spiders but the photos herein didn't even make my skin crawl.
Title: Re: Aussie Floods Create Spider Apocalypse
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on March 09, 2012, 08:50:02 PM
That from the William Shatner movie?
Title: Re: Aussie Floods Create Spider Apocalypse
Post by: Cecil on March 10, 2012, 02:28:43 AM
Quote from: Malthus on March 09, 2012, 05:10:11 PM
Heh, that pic has an eerie beauty, doesn't it.

Had an interesting sideeffect too. Diseases usually carried by flies such as malaria dropped by a good bit afterwards since most of the flies got eaten by spiders. Those trees turned out to be really good traps.
Title: Re: Aussie Floods Create Spider Apocalypse
Post by: Syt on March 10, 2012, 02:41:28 AM
Quote from: Malthus on March 09, 2012, 05:02:12 PM
This one's for all you spider-phobic people out there ...

http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/03/08/spiders-conquer-australias-flooded-lands/

... click the link. Go on, click it.  :D

I thought about posting this yesterday, but then I thought I shouldn't intrude on your creepy insect news monopoly. -_-
Title: Re: Aussie Floods Create Spider Apocalypse
Post by: jimmy olsen on March 10, 2012, 02:58:52 AM
Quote from: Malthus on March 09, 2012, 06:19:35 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 09, 2012, 06:06:34 PM
Quote from: Malthus on March 09, 2012, 05:02:12 PM
... click the link. Go on, click it.  :D

You go fuck yourself, pal.  I ain't clicking shit.

Well, it's better than that pic of an Aussie spider catching a bird.  ;)
Link!
Title: Re: Aussie Floods Create Spider Apocalypse
Post by: Eddie Teach on March 10, 2012, 03:25:46 AM
Quote from: Syt on March 10, 2012, 02:41:28 AM
I thought about posting this yesterday, but then I thought I shouldn't intrude on your creepy insect news monopoly. -_-

Technically you wouldn't be infringing on it, as spiders aren't insects. :nerd:
Title: Re: Aussie Floods Create Spider Apocalypse
Post by: Syt on March 10, 2012, 03:52:40 AM
Egads, of course! How could I commit such a faux-pas!   :blush:
Title: Re: Aussie Floods Create Spider Apocalypse
Post by: Crazy_Ivan80 on March 10, 2012, 04:17:16 AM
I was expecting to see som hobits ensnared in there. Left-over stunt doubles from that movie.
Title: Re: Aussie Floods Create Spider Apocalypse
Post by: Malthus on March 10, 2012, 03:06:17 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on March 10, 2012, 02:58:52 AM
Quote from: Malthus on March 09, 2012, 06:19:35 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 09, 2012, 06:06:34 PM
Quote from: Malthus on March 09, 2012, 05:02:12 PM
... click the link. Go on, click it.  :D

You go fuck yourself, pal.  I ain't clicking shit.

Well, it's better than that pic of an Aussie spider catching a bird.  ;)
Link!

You've probably seen it before, but here :

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthnews/3353693/Giant-spider-eating-a-bird-caught-on-camera.html
Title: Re: Aussie Floods Create Spider Apocalypse
Post by: Malthus on March 10, 2012, 03:08:14 PM
Quote from: Syt on March 10, 2012, 03:52:40 AM
Egads, of course! How could I commit such a faux-pas!   :blush:

Committing such a solecism demonstrates why you should not interfere with my monopoly.  :P