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General Category => Off the Record => Topic started by: Valmy on January 26, 2012, 04:13:28 PM

Title: Hey Tamas your e-mail acting up?
Post by: Valmy on January 26, 2012, 04:13:28 PM
Because you just sent some Magyar spam to my personal e-mail.
Title: Re: Hey Tamas your e-mail acting up?
Post by: Admiral Yi on January 26, 2012, 04:21:36 PM
Times are tough.  A man has to do what it takes to get by.
Title: Re: Hey Tamas your e-mail acting up?
Post by: HVC on January 26, 2012, 04:23:13 PM
Quote from: Valmy on January 26, 2012, 04:13:28 PM
Because you just sent some Magyar spam to my personal e-mail.
Little did you know that Tamas is actually a nigerian prince :contract:
Title: Re: Hey Tamas your e-mail acting up?
Post by: Tamas on January 26, 2012, 04:25:45 PM
lol sorry its an article I sent to some friends, and I mis-clicked on your e-mail address, apparently. Thanks for the warning anyway.

As an added bonus, you can watch a short local TV report made at the place I work at.
Title: Re: Hey Tamas your e-mail acting up?
Post by: Valmy on January 26, 2012, 10:58:06 PM
Hey I think I saw you in it!  You work for big blue eh?  Nice.
Title: Re: Hey Tamas your e-mail acting up?
Post by: Ideologue on January 27, 2012, 12:04:37 AM
Quote from: Tamas on January 26, 2012, 04:25:45 PM
lol sorry its an article I sent to some friends, and I mis-clicked on your e-mail address, apparently. Thanks for the warning anyway.

As an added bonus, you can watch a short local TV report made at the place I work at.

Is it: Foxconnesque?
Title: Re: Hey Tamas your e-mail acting up?
Post by: Syt on January 27, 2012, 12:16:24 AM
Quote from: HVC on January 26, 2012, 04:23:13 PM
Quote from: Valmy on January 26, 2012, 04:13:28 PM
Because you just sent some Magyar spam to my personal e-mail.
Little did you know that Tamas is actually a nigerian prince :contract:


QuoteDear Sir:

        I have been requested by the Hungarian National Beet Company to contact you for assistance in resolving a matter. The Hungarian National Beet Company has recently concluded a large number of contracts for beet cultivation in the Danube region. The contracts have immediately produced crops equalling 40,000,000 beets. The Hungarian National Beet Company is desirous of beet cultivation in other parts of the world, however, because of certain regulations of the Hungarian Government, it is unable to move these funds to another region.

        Your assistance is requested as a non-Hungarian citizen to assist the Hungarian National Beet Company, and also the Central Beet Deposit of Hungary, in moving these beets out of Hungary. If the beets can be transferred to your name, in your United States account, then you can forward the beets as directed by the Hungarian National Beet Company.  In exchange for your accomodating services, the Hungarian National Beet Company would agree to allow you to retain 10%, or 4 million beets of this amount.

        However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to Hungarian law, you must presently be a depositor of at least 100,000 beets in a Hungarian beet deposit which is regulated by the Central Beet Deposit of Hungary.

        If it will be possible for you to assist us, we would be most grateful. We suggest that you meet with us in person in Budapest, and that during your visit I introduce you to the head gypsies of the Hungarian National Beet Company, as well as with certain travelling folk of the Central Beet Deposit of Hungary.

        Please call me at your earliest convenience at [Phone Number]. Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the Hungarian Government will realize that the Central Beet Deposit is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it.

Yours truly, etc.

Yes, I've posted it before. So sue me.
Title: Re: Hey Tamas your e-mail acting up?
Post by: Capetan Mihali on January 27, 2012, 12:22:32 AM
 :D
Title: Re: Hey Tamas your e-mail acting up?
Post by: The Brain on January 27, 2012, 01:46:36 AM
Beets never get old.
Title: Re: Hey Tamas your e-mail acting up?
Post by: Tamas on January 27, 2012, 02:35:26 AM
Quote from: Valmy on January 26, 2012, 10:58:06 PM
Hey I think I saw you in it!  You work for big blue eh?  Nice.

I wasn't in it :P
Title: Re: Hey Tamas your e-mail acting up?
Post by: Valmy on January 27, 2012, 08:27:10 AM
Quote from: Tamas on January 27, 2012, 02:35:26 AM
I wasn't in it :P

It was just like a dude for a second near the beginning.  Ah well.
Title: Re: Hey Tamas your e-mail acting up?
Post by: Lucidor on January 27, 2012, 01:02:25 PM
Quote from: Syt on January 27, 2012, 12:16:24 AM
QuoteDear Sir:

        I have been requested by the Hungarian National Beet Company to contact you for assistance in resolving a matter. The Hungarian National Beet Company has recently concluded a large number of contracts for beet cultivation in the Danube region. The contracts have immediately produced crops equalling 40,000,000 beets. The Hungarian National Beet Company is desirous of beet cultivation in other parts of the world, however, because of certain regulations of the Hungarian Government, it is unable to move these funds to another region.

        Your assistance is requested as a non-Hungarian citizen to assist the Hungarian National Beet Company, and also the Central Beet Deposit of Hungary, in moving these beets out of Hungary. If the beets can be transferred to your name, in your United States account, then you can forward the beets as directed by the Hungarian National Beet Company.  In exchange for your accomodating services, the Hungarian National Beet Company would agree to allow you to retain 10%, or 4 million beets of this amount.

        However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to Hungarian law, you must presently be a depositor of at least 100,000 beets in a Hungarian beet deposit which is regulated by the Central Beet Deposit of Hungary.

        If it will be possible for you to assist us, we would be most grateful. We suggest that you meet with us in person in Budapest, and that during your visit I introduce you to the head gypsies of the Hungarian National Beet Company, as well as with certain travelling folk of the Central Beet Deposit of Hungary.

        Please call me at your earliest convenience at [Phone Number]. Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the Hungarian Government will realize that the Central Beet Deposit is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it.

Yours truly, etc.

Yes, I've posted it before. So sue me.

You beet me to it!