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Poll
Question: Your mass in kilograms, because it is the standard of SCIENCE
Option 1: 0-59 votes: 0
Option 2: 60-79 votes: 17
Option 3: 80-99 votes: 20
Option 4: 100-119 votes: 9
Option 5: 120-139 votes: 1
Option 6: 140+ votes: 0
Option 7: Jaron-sized votes: 1
Title: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: Ideologue on January 03, 2012, 11:23:03 PM
For your convenience:

0-59 kg = 0-129 lbs.
60-79 kg = 130-173 lbs.
80-99 kg = 174-217 lbs.
100-119 kg = 218-261 lbs.
120-139 kg = 262-305 lbs.
140kg+ = 306 lbs.+
Jaron-sized = fat fuckery of the highest order

Me: 60-79kg (specifically 163 lbs.)

I've asserted before that I'm the lightest non-gay, non-woman, non-chronically ill poster.  Now the truth will out. :hmm:

I'd have added a sex component to the poll and finer gradation to the below 59 kg/129 lbs. option, but why bother?*  However, Meri or Brazen, if you do vote, please mention it.  You need not disclose your choice or actual figure.
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: sbr on January 03, 2012, 11:26:01 PM
I haven't been on a scale in years but I am rather certain I am "80-99 kg = 174-217 lbs."  If the the upper limit for that was just a bit lower I would have a harder decision but I am sure I'm not over 217.  I am a bit overweight, though I am not likely to do much about it at this point.
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: Jaron on January 03, 2012, 11:26:57 PM
I suppose I'm always going to be Jaron sized, no matter what I do. :weep:
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: sbr on January 03, 2012, 11:27:27 PM
Quote from: Jaron on January 03, 2012, 11:26:57 PM
I suppose I'm always going to be Jaron sized, no matter what I do. :weep:

By definition. :yes:
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: Ideologue on January 03, 2012, 11:30:07 PM
Quote from: Jaron on January 03, 2012, 11:26:57 PM
I suppose I'm always going to be Jaron sized, no matter what I do. :weep:

:hug:

If it weren't tradition, I'd have used Katmai.  "Mass discernible only by measurement of event horizon."
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: LaCroix on January 03, 2012, 11:30:25 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 03, 2012, 11:23:03 PMMe: 60-79kg (specifically 163 lbs.)

I've asserted before that I'm the lightest non-gay, non-woman, non-chronically ill poster.  Now the truth will out. :hmm:

163? my god you're fat. how tall are you?

;)
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: Ideologue on January 03, 2012, 11:31:08 PM
Quote from: LaCroix on January 03, 2012, 11:30:25 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 03, 2012, 11:23:03 PMMe: 60-79kg (specifically 163 lbs.)

I've asserted before that I'm the lightest non-gay, non-woman, non-chronically ill poster.  Now the truth will out. :hmm:

163? my god you're fat. how tall are you?

;)

:(
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: Jaron on January 03, 2012, 11:32:52 PM
I remember our msn conversations we used to have in....2004?

Back before you didn't know me well enough to know I make a better friend to you at a distance. :lol:

You were always eating peanut butter cups and stuff and advising me how to lose weight. Those were the days. :wub:
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: Ideologue on January 03, 2012, 11:36:22 PM
It becomes clear I should have isolated my own data point, as there are others in the range I presented, and they have chosen not to disclose in order to task me. <_<
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: LaCroix on January 03, 2012, 11:38:35 PM
 :lol:

i'm around 155, give or take a few pounds. 6'2.5" in height. i've actually lost weight in the past several months

edit: my diet includes many totino's party pizzas and hot sauce
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: The Brain on January 03, 2012, 11:39:24 PM
60-79.
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: Ideologue on January 03, 2012, 11:40:25 PM
Quote from: LaCroix on January 03, 2012, 11:38:35 PM
:lol:

i'm around 155, give or take a few pounds. 6'2.5" in height. i've actually lost weight in the past several months

Son of a bitch.  POLL OVER.

But seriously, that's crazy thin for 6'2".  I'm 5'10". :wacko:
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: LaCroix on January 03, 2012, 11:42:24 PM
when i was eighteen i thought i was fat  :)
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: Ideologue on January 03, 2012, 11:45:21 PM
When I was eighteen, I got perilously close because of sugar soda, at a weight of about 165 but with a lot less muscle than I have now.  Cut it, dropped back into the 150s.

Then when I was in law school, I realized I was heading toward 180.  I actually have no idea how I lost that weight.  I think I quit eating out as much.

But you, sir, are a grim specter indeed.  Congrats. :)
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: stjaba on January 03, 2012, 11:49:46 PM
I'm about 180. Throughout college I was around 160, but then I moved up to 180 during law school. Then last summer I added another 15 pounds. I changed my diet and worked out for a couple weeks and shed those extra 15 pounds quickly.  :showoff:
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: LaCroix on January 03, 2012, 11:53:09 PM
the only time i was really ever fat (chubby, more like) was in 5th and 6th grade. broke my leg in gym class in one of those exercises where you run to a point, turn, run back to the start, and then run to a further point. at the turn i broke a main bone in two places. they put me in a wheelchair, and i gained about forty pounds within a few months: hit around 180. then a growth spurt evened me out, i lost the weight, and the years of naturally incredible metabolism have kept my figure

i did gain weight while dating a fat chick for six months (comes with the territory, i suppose?), but it was only five pounds or so. lost that quickly after i broke it off
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: Eddie Teach on January 03, 2012, 11:56:17 PM
I prefer to think of my extra mass as the ability to kick you all's scrawny asses.
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: Razgovory on January 03, 2012, 11:57:50 PM
Like fuck I'm going to answer this one.
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: CountDeMoney on January 04, 2012, 12:03:47 AM
I have a thick cock.
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: Jaron on January 04, 2012, 12:04:40 AM
Is it Jaron thick? :P
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: CountDeMoney on January 04, 2012, 12:11:56 AM
Thicker.
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: Capetan Mihali on January 04, 2012, 12:12:29 AM
I was 5'10" and 130lbs in 2008, but put on about 30 pounds within a year on a regimen of SSRIs, cheesesteaks, and beer.  And it all went straight to the gut of course.  Still hovering around 160.  And still 5'10".  Had an awesome bout of food poisoning a couple months ago that let me drop 5 pounds in a weekend.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: Ideologue on January 04, 2012, 12:49:16 AM
130?  Oh my.  There's a lot of Reese's cups between that and fighting weight, mon frere.
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: dps on January 04, 2012, 12:54:59 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 04, 2012, 12:11:56 AM
Thicker.

Under what circumstances exactly did you get an opportunity to compare the size of your cock to Jaron's?
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: Eddie Teach on January 04, 2012, 12:57:42 AM
Quote from: dps on January 04, 2012, 12:54:59 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 04, 2012, 12:11:56 AM
Thicker.

Under what circumstances exactly did you get an opportunity to compare the size of your cock to Jaron's?

:XD:
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: LaCroix on January 04, 2012, 01:25:34 AM
i think there's something to that theory that we pick partners based on how we are. i'm into anorexic chicks, as i think ide is too. what does the mihali prefer, i wonder
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: Josquius on January 04, 2012, 01:31:03 AM
Upper 70s-lower 80s. 80s at the minute I guess
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: Eddie Teach on January 04, 2012, 01:36:54 AM
Quote from: LaCroix on January 04, 2012, 01:25:34 AM
i think there's something to that theory that we pick partners based on how we are. i'm into anorexic chicks, as i think ide is too. what does the mihali prefer, i wonder

There's plenty of guys into chicks barely half their size.
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: LaCroix on January 04, 2012, 01:39:24 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on January 04, 2012, 01:36:54 AMThere's plenty of guys into chicks barely half their size.

i know, because that's what is considered attractive. there are also many fat guys who have no issue with dating fat chicks
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: Eddie Teach on January 04, 2012, 01:49:24 AM
I've seen a fair number of stick thin dude-fat chick couples too.
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: Ideologue on January 04, 2012, 01:53:50 AM
Quote from: LaCroix on January 04, 2012, 01:25:34 AM
i think there's something to that theory that we pick partners based on how we are. i'm into anorexic chicks, as i think ide is too. what does the mihali prefer, i wonder

At 130 lbs./5'10"?  British soul musicians who've had lupus.
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: Brazen on January 04, 2012, 02:40:22 AM
76kg and 173cm (168lb and 5'8"). Still overweight but considering I was obese at 89kg last February, it's an improvement. Marathon training should sort those last few kg.
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: Martinus on January 04, 2012, 02:45:39 AM
79-81 kilos. Which one should I choose? :P
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: HisMajestyBOB on January 04, 2012, 02:45:51 AM
I was down to 78kg when I left Korea.
6 months of being stuck at home plus the stress of searching for jobs, and then 2 months of moving to Shanghai, the stress of getting settled, and not wanting to run because of how cold it is have put me back up to 83-84.
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: jimmy olsen on January 04, 2012, 02:48:05 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 03, 2012, 11:23:03 PM
For your convenience:

0-59 kg = 0-129 lbs.
60-79 kg = 130-173 lbs.
80-99 kg = 174-217 lbs.
100-119 kg = 218-261 lbs.
120-139 kg = 262-305 lbs.
140kg+ = 306 lbs.+
Jaron-sized = fat fuckery of the highest order

Me: 60-79kg (specifically 163 lbs.)

I've asserted before that I'm the lightest non-gay, non-woman, non-chronically ill poster.  Now the truth will out. :hmm:

I'd have added a sex component to the poll and finer gradation to the below 59 kg/129 lbs. option, but why bother?*  However, Meri or Brazen, if you do vote, please mention it.  You need not disclose your choice or actual figure.
I weigh between 67-70 kilos.
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: Martinus on January 04, 2012, 02:48:22 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 03, 2012, 11:40:25 PM
Quote from: LaCroix on January 03, 2012, 11:38:35 PM
:lol:

i'm around 155, give or take a few pounds. 6'2.5" in height. i've actually lost weight in the past several months

Son of a bitch.  POLL OVER.

But seriously, that's crazy thin for 6'2".  I'm 5'10". :wacko:

I thought you were taller!
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: Ideologue on January 04, 2012, 02:56:06 AM
Nah.  I'm of average height.

Although maybe not for Languish.  There are a bunch of tall fucks here.  The Augusta meet was weird.  Katmai and Lusti and his wife were all shorter than me, but everyone else was taller--in Ank, Scipio, vonMoltke, and Yi's case, toweringly so.  They're mutants.
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: DGuller on January 04, 2012, 02:58:46 AM
Quote from: LaCroix on January 03, 2012, 11:38:35 PM
:lol:

i'm around 155, give or take a few pounds. 6'2.5" in height. i've actually lost weight in the past several months

edit: my diet includes many totino's party pizzas and hot sauce
That's a bit on the thin side.  I'm 6'2" myself, and when I was at 155 pounds, I had some bones showing.
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: Maladict on January 04, 2012, 03:13:40 AM
68kg
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: Valdemar on January 04, 2012, 03:39:13 AM
60-79 range

To be precise 72 at 178cm a slight bit on the chubby side around the waist, but for 40+ years thats fine :)

V
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: Sophie Scholl on January 04, 2012, 04:12:02 AM
Taller and heavier than you.  I'd be terrified if I weighed as little as some of you do in comparison to my height with my frame.  Wow.  Sask I think is the only one who has seen me in person, and he doesn't post here anymore. :(
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: CountDeMoney on January 04, 2012, 06:32:28 AM
Quote from: dps on January 04, 2012, 12:54:59 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 04, 2012, 12:11:56 AM
Thicker.

Under what circumstances exactly did you get an opportunity to compare the size of your cock to Jaron's?

DONT ASK QUESTIONS YOU DONT WANT THE ANSWERS TO
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: CountDeMoney on January 04, 2012, 06:33:11 AM
Quote from: Martinus on January 04, 2012, 02:45:39 AM
79-81 kilos. Which one should I choose? :P

What is that in Earth weight?
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: The Brain on January 04, 2012, 07:34:57 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 04, 2012, 06:33:11 AM
Quote from: Martinus on January 04, 2012, 02:45:39 AM
79-81 kilos. Which one should I choose? :P

What is that in Earth weight?

Fat.
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: Sheilbh on January 04, 2012, 07:47:47 AM
70 kilos.  I want to lose the few I gained over my 4 roast (1 turkey, 1 ham, 1 pork, 1 lamb) Christmas indulgence :(
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: Martinus on January 04, 2012, 07:49:09 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on January 04, 2012, 07:47:47 AM
70 kilos.  I want to lose the few I gained over my 4 roast (1 turkey, 1 ham, 1 pork, 1 lamb) Christmas indulgence :(

I hate you and all people who are slimmer than me.  <_<
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: Martinus on January 04, 2012, 07:50:04 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 04, 2012, 06:33:11 AM
Quote from: Martinus on January 04, 2012, 02:45:39 AM
79-81 kilos. Which one should I choose? :P

What is that in Earth weight?

173-178 pounds. I'm 6' tall.
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: Martinus on January 04, 2012, 07:51:39 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 04, 2012, 02:56:06 AM
Nah.  I'm of average height.

Although maybe not for Languish.  There are a bunch of tall fucks here.  The Augusta meet was weird.  Katmai and Lusti and his wife were all shorter than me, but everyone else was taller--in Ank, Scipio, vonMoltke, and Yi's case, toweringly so.  They're mutants.

katmai is short? Ouch. Does he look spherical?
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: Valdemar on January 04, 2012, 08:28:59 AM
Quote from: Martinus on January 04, 2012, 07:49:09 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on January 04, 2012, 07:47:47 AM
70 kilos.  I want to lose the few I gained over my 4 roast (1 turkey, 1 ham, 1 pork, 1 lamb) Christmas indulgence :(

I hate you and all people who are slimmer than me.  <_<

Now you are just being stupid :D

70kg without a height isn't a measure of how slim Sheilb is. He could be a 120 cm midget, in which case 70 makes him obese ;)

V
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: Sheilbh on January 04, 2012, 08:44:34 AM
:embarass:
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: Valmy on January 04, 2012, 09:12:55 AM
80-99.

I am pretty skinny for a Texan (as in I can move around without one of those little scooter things)
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: Ed Anger on January 04, 2012, 09:14:46 AM
I'm full of shit.
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: The Brain on January 04, 2012, 09:19:19 AM
Quote from: Valmy on January 04, 2012, 09:12:55 AM
80-99.

I am pretty skinny for a Texan (as in I can move around without one of those little scooter things)

Hubba hubba!
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: Martinus on January 04, 2012, 09:22:10 AM
Quote from: Valdemar on January 04, 2012, 08:28:59 AM
Quote from: Martinus on January 04, 2012, 07:49:09 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on January 04, 2012, 07:47:47 AM
70 kilos.  I want to lose the few I gained over my 4 roast (1 turkey, 1 ham, 1 pork, 1 lamb) Christmas indulgence :(

I hate you and all people who are slimmer than me.  <_<

Now you are just being stupid :D

70kg without a height isn't a measure of how slim Sheilb is. He could be a 120 cm midget, in which case 70 makes him obese ;)

V

I know how tall Sheilbh is since I met him several times. I had an impression he is about my height.
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: Drakken on January 04, 2012, 09:29:56 AM
I am at 195 pounds for 6 feet tall, at around 20% body fat which will decrease incessantly over the next three months.
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: mongers on January 04, 2012, 09:37:32 AM
Probably around 11stone 4 lbs, I think I need to put on a few pounds of insulation for winter.  :bowler:
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: Ed Anger on January 04, 2012, 09:40:35 AM
I just shat and I'd say it was about half a pound.
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: Valdemar on January 04, 2012, 10:08:04 AM
Quote from: Martinus on January 04, 2012, 09:22:10 AM
Quote from: Valdemar on January 04, 2012, 08:28:59 AM
Quote from: Martinus on January 04, 2012, 07:49:09 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on January 04, 2012, 07:47:47 AM
70 kilos.  I want to lose the few I gained over my 4 roast (1 turkey, 1 ham, 1 pork, 1 lamb) Christmas indulgence :(

I hate you and all people who are slimmer than me.  <_<

Now you are just being stupid :D

70kg without a height isn't a measure of how slim Sheilb is. He could be a 120 cm midget, in which case 70 makes him obese ;)

V

I know how tall Sheilbh is since I met him several times. I had an impression he is about my height.

I know, I was just making fun of you :) The rest of us haven't met neither of you, so we could be fooled by your post  :ph34r:

V
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: Mr.Penguin on January 04, 2012, 02:13:54 PM
104kg, but that is...ehm...seasonal... :blush:
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: Viking on January 04, 2012, 03:50:07 PM
This is a really really timely poll for me since I just dropped under 120 kg this week.
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: ulmont on January 04, 2012, 10:18:46 PM
Quote from: Benedict Arnold on January 04, 2012, 04:12:02 AM
Sask I think is the only one who has seen me in person

Dammit, Benedict.   :mad:
Title: Re: How much matter do you contain?
Post by: Sophie Scholl on January 04, 2012, 10:30:53 PM
Quote from: ulmont on January 04, 2012, 10:18:46 PM
Quote from: Benedict Arnold on January 04, 2012, 04:12:02 AM
Sask I think is the only one who has seen me in person

Dammit, Benedict.   :mad:
:lol:  Oh wow.  And of course I met the esteemed ulmont as well  Sorry, it was right before bed and my brain was fuzzy.  That and I was dead sober.  Never good for functioning. :Embarrass: