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Poll
Question: Have you ever seen 2 Girls 1 Cup?
Option 1: Yes votes: 5
Option 2: Saw part of it votes: 7
Option 3: No votes: 35
Option 4: What is that? votes: 8
Title: A Matter of Extreme Importance and Delicacy
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 19, 2011, 04:48:23 AM
If you have jerked off to it, feel free to keep that to yourself.
Title: Re: A Matter of Extreme Importance and Delicacy
Post by: Martinus on December 19, 2011, 05:34:59 AM
No. I never had any desire to, either.
Title: Re: A Matter of Extreme Importance and Delicacy
Post by: Duque de Bragança on December 19, 2011, 05:56:36 AM
No. I had a vague description of it from Syt so there was no need.
Title: Re: A Matter of Extreme Importance and Delicacy
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on December 19, 2011, 06:07:43 AM
Yes.  It's gross.
Title: Re: A Matter of Extreme Importance and Delicacy
Post by: Brazen on December 19, 2011, 06:14:31 AM
Like Human Centipede I know enough of its repute to avoid it. I think Family Guy did the best demonstration of its effects on viewers.
Title: Re: A Matter of Extreme Importance and Delicacy
Post by: Josquius on December 19, 2011, 07:08:48 AM
Yes. Dutchmen at uni forced it upon me
Title: Re: A Matter of Extreme Importance and Delicacy
Post by: Ideologue on December 19, 2011, 07:31:59 AM
Nope.  But I've seen stuff like it.  The Net is vast.
Title: Re: A Matter of Extreme Importance and Delicacy
Post by: Ed Anger on December 19, 2011, 08:00:43 AM
I like 'Church of Fudge' and 'Shake that Bear' better.
Title: Re: A Matter of Extreme Importance and Delicacy
Post by: Grey Fox on December 19, 2011, 08:29:04 AM
No, I have a weak stomach.
Title: Re: A Matter of Extreme Importance and Delicacy
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on December 19, 2011, 08:59:55 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 19, 2011, 08:00:43 AM
I like 'Church of Fudge' and 'Shake that Bear' better.

Welp.  Those are also gross.  Well...the bear thing was more weird.

Edit:  But the German one was, of course, sick.  Germans.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: A Matter of Extreme Importance and Delicacy
Post by: Valmy on December 19, 2011, 09:02:25 AM
I have no idea what you are talking about and I am too cowardly to google it.
Title: Re: A Matter of Extreme Importance and Delicacy
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on December 19, 2011, 09:03:03 AM
Quote from: Valmy on December 19, 2011, 09:02:25 AM
I have no idea what you are talking about and I am too cowardly to google it.

DO IT DO IT

(Edit: Dude, don't really do it.  It's nasty.  :lol: )
Title: Re: A Matter of Extreme Importance and Delicacy
Post by: Martinus on December 19, 2011, 09:25:02 AM
To those who never heard of it, allegedly it involves two women shitting into a vessel and then eating from it. I feel nauseated just by typing this.
Title: Re: A Matter of Extreme Importance and Delicacy
Post by: Ideologue on December 19, 2011, 09:27:09 AM
It's the "women" part, isn't it?
Title: Re: A Matter of Extreme Importance and Delicacy
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on December 19, 2011, 09:38:15 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on December 19, 2011, 09:27:09 AM
It's the "women" part, isn't it?

:lol:

Marty, there's also puke involved. 
Title: Re: A Matter of Extreme Importance and Delicacy
Post by: dps on December 19, 2011, 09:59:51 AM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on December 19, 2011, 05:56:36 AM
No. I had a vague description of it from Syt so there was no need.

Yep, pretty much the same here.  Of course, thanks to Marti we all have a more detailed description, but either way I have no desire to see it.
Title: Re: A Matter of Extreme Importance and Delicacy
Post by: Drakken on December 19, 2011, 10:15:10 AM
Quote from: Martinus on December 19, 2011, 09:25:02 AM
To those who never heard of it, allegedly it involves two women shitting into a vessel and then eating from it. I feel nauseated just by typing this.

Nah, I'll stick to artsy, sophisticated shit-eating like Salò and Pink Flamingos, thank you very much!
Title: Re: A Matter of Extreme Importance and Delicacy
Post by: Ideologue on December 19, 2011, 10:27:56 AM
Someone's a Cinema Snob fan.
Title: Re: A Matter of Extreme Importance and Delicacy
Post by: The Brain on December 19, 2011, 11:16:05 AM
No. I did see Valhalla Rising though.
Title: Re: A Matter of Extreme Importance and Delicacy
Post by: Ed Anger on December 19, 2011, 11:48:20 AM
Quote from: MadBurgerMaker on December 19, 2011, 08:59:55 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 19, 2011, 08:00:43 AM
I like 'Church of Fudge' and 'Shake that Bear' better.

Welp.  Those are also gross.  Well...the bear thing was more weird.

Edit:  But the German one was, of course, sick.  Germans.  :rolleyes:

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/tag/church-of-fudge/

Don't play that one at work either.  :)
Title: Re: A Matter of Extreme Importance and Delicacy
Post by: Capetan Mihali on December 19, 2011, 01:12:19 PM
Quote from: Drakken on December 19, 2011, 10:15:10 AM
Quote from: Martinus on December 19, 2011, 09:25:02 AM
To those who never heard of it, allegedly it involves two women shitting into a vessel and then eating from it. I feel nauseated just by typing this.

Nah, I'll stick to artsy, sophisticated shit-eating like Salò and Pink Flamingos, thank you very much!

:thumbsup:  Two of my favorite movies, in all earnestness.  :hmm:
Title: Re: A Matter of Extreme Importance and Delicacy
Post by: Malthus on December 19, 2011, 01:34:53 PM
Quote from: The Brain on December 19, 2011, 11:16:05 AM
No. I did see Valhalla Rising though.

Not a fair comparison - seeing shit-eating isn't the same as eating shit oneself.
Title: Re: A Matter of Extreme Importance and Delicacy
Post by: Habbaku on December 19, 2011, 02:12:09 PM
Seen it.  I thought it was funny.
Title: Re: A Matter of Extreme Importance and Delicacy
Post by: viper37 on December 19, 2011, 03:32:46 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on December 19, 2011, 04:48:23 AM
If you have jerked off to it, feel free to keep that to yourself.
Nope.  I've heard about it, even got a full descritpion by a friend, but decided to pass, despite my curiosity.
Title: Re: A Matter of Extreme Importance and Delicacy
Post by: Drakken on December 19, 2011, 11:37:29 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on December 19, 2011, 10:27:56 AM
Someone's a Cinema Snob fan.

Except that I've actually grown to like Salò, even though I'm not watching it a third time. It's actually one of the few movies I like, yet that I don't enjoy watching. I would refuse to view again because it's exhausting and outright a downer to watch.
Title: Re: A Matter of Extreme Importance and Delicacy
Post by: garbon on December 19, 2011, 11:52:35 PM
No like Brazen, I know enough by repute. Goatse was enough for me.
Title: Re: A Matter of Extreme Importance and Delicacy
Post by: Ideologue on December 20, 2011, 09:18:43 AM
Quote from: Drakken on December 19, 2011, 11:37:29 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on December 19, 2011, 10:27:56 AM
Someone's a Cinema Snob fan.

Except that I've actually grown to like Salò, even though I'm not watching it a third time. It's actually one of the few movies I like, yet that I don't enjoy watching. I would refuse to view again because it's exhausting and outright a downer to watch.

I hire hookers and make them watch Irreversible with me.
Title: Re: A Matter of Extreme Importance and Delicacy
Post by: Sheilbh on December 20, 2011, 09:22:35 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on December 20, 2011, 09:18:43 AM
I hire hookers and make them watch Irreversible with me.
I used to live with a girl whose French boyfriend made her watch that.  It was his favourite film :mellow:
Title: Re: A Matter of Extreme Importance and Delicacy
Post by: Ideologue on December 20, 2011, 09:29:38 AM
I almost threw up in the opening scene when I watched it.

Motion sickness is no joke.  STOP SPINNING THE CAMERA, GASPAR.