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Title: How much would you debase yourself?
Post by: Razgovory on December 08, 2011, 07:22:49 PM
How much would you be willing to debase yourself for large amount of cash?  Let's say 10 Million dollars, tax free. (I don't know how rich all members of Languish are, but that should be a substantial sum for pretty much everyone on here).
Title: Re: How much would you debase yourself?
Post by: Ideologue on December 08, 2011, 07:24:32 PM
Query: is the activity legal, or am I immunized from prosecution if it is not?
Title: Re: How much would you debase yourself?
Post by: Ed Anger on December 08, 2011, 07:25:13 PM
10 mil? not worth it. 100 mil? I'd strip and sing the Milkshake song.
Title: Re: How much would you debase yourself?
Post by: Sheilbh on December 08, 2011, 07:26:03 PM
I can't think of much I wouldn't do :Embarrass:
Title: Re: How much would you debase yourself?
Post by: Capetan Mihali on December 08, 2011, 07:31:08 PM
I've watched enough French movies to know that we debase ourselves for so much less everyday.
Title: Re: How much would you debase yourself?
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 08, 2011, 07:32:10 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on December 08, 2011, 07:26:03 PM
I can't think of much I wouldn't do :Embarrass:

:contract:
Title: Re: How much would you debase yourself?
Post by: Ideologue on December 08, 2011, 07:36:26 PM
I mean, I'd be willing to do some seriously nasty shit for like ten thousand (depending on the length of the activity).  I mean, feel free to come up with your own examples, I'd probably do it.

The only limits would be compromising my health in a serious way (exposing myself HIV-infected bodily fluids, for example) or run up against serious moral barriers (killing animals... maybe).

And I would never risk prison for any amount of money.

But I'd believe in the triune God for a hundred dollars.  Maybe the next time those Mormon fuckos come by I'll make 'em an offer.
Title: Re: How much would you debase yourself?
Post by: Sheilbh on December 08, 2011, 07:38:23 PM
I think for me it's more whether it's a one off debasement or a daily humiliation.  I think I could be the guy on Black Mirror.  I couldn't, on the other hand, be Mitt Romney.
Title: Re: How much would you debase yourself?
Post by: MadImmortalMan on December 08, 2011, 07:42:56 PM
I'd go on tv as the guy who refused a million dollars to debase myself and make a million dollars selling my story.
Title: Re: How much would you debase yourself?
Post by: Warspite on December 08, 2011, 07:44:02 PM
I think the better question on Languish is what people wouldn't do for ten bucks.
Title: Re: How much would you debase yourself?
Post by: Capetan Mihali on December 08, 2011, 07:46:07 PM
What is the name of that old French book/movie adaptation which is essentially: for how much money would you let another man sleep with your wife?  I'm blanking on it and can't find it with fifteen seconds of Google searching.

That would be a time-honored and interesting question for our married Languishites...
Title: Re: How much would you debase yourself?
Post by: mongers on December 08, 2011, 07:46:34 PM
Most of my middle and upper-middle class friends do this on a daily basis.   :bowler:
Title: Re: How much would you debase yourself?
Post by: Capetan Mihali on December 08, 2011, 07:49:50 PM
Actually, I might have just been thinking of Indecent Proposal and combining it with Dangerous Liasons.
Title: Re: How much would you debase yourself?
Post by: garbon on December 08, 2011, 08:01:13 PM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on December 08, 2011, 07:49:50 PM
Actually, I might have just been thinking of Indecent Proposal and combining it with Dangerous Liasons.

Yep! :D
Title: Re: How much would you debase yourself?
Post by: Kleves on December 08, 2011, 08:06:22 PM
Why do you care, Raz? You already live in debasement. (:blush:)
Title: Re: How much would you debase yourself?
Post by: jimmy olsen on December 08, 2011, 08:06:46 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on December 08, 2011, 07:38:23 PM
I think for me it's more whether it's a one off debasement or a daily humiliation.  I think I could be the guy on Black Mirror.  I couldn't, on the other hand, be Mitt Romney.
:XD: Poor Mitt!
Title: Re: How much would you debase yourself?
Post by: Caliga on December 08, 2011, 08:20:27 PM
Quote from: Kleves on December 08, 2011, 08:06:22 PM
Why do you care, Raz? You already live in debasement. (:blush:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oShTJ90fC34 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oShTJ90fC34)
Title: Re: How much would you debase yourself?
Post by: Grey Fox on December 08, 2011, 08:25:38 PM
I don't understand. What's debasing? You guys are being unclear.
Title: Re: How much would you debase yourself?
Post by: Caliga on December 08, 2011, 08:28:14 PM
IOW would you do something like suck a dude's dick if someone gave you enough cash.
Title: Re: How much would you debase yourself?
Post by: Grey Fox on December 08, 2011, 08:34:16 PM
Can I pick which guy?
Title: Re: How much would you debase yourself?
Post by: dps on December 08, 2011, 08:36:30 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on December 08, 2011, 08:34:16 PM
Can I pick which guy?

That you would even ask pretty much answers Cal's question.  Now the 2 of you just need to agree on a price, and discuss whether or not you have to wear a set of falsies while fellating him.
Title: Re: How much would you debase yourself?
Post by: garbon on December 08, 2011, 08:36:31 PM
Quote from: Caliga on December 08, 2011, 08:28:14 PM
IOW would you do something like suck a dude's dick if someone gave you enough cash.

Tell me more.
Title: Re: How much would you debase yourself?
Post by: Monoriu on December 08, 2011, 08:41:35 PM
US$10 million?  I'd go very far.  After all, I'm debasing myself on a daily if not hourly basis for far less anyway.  Might as well do this once and then retire.  How far?  I'm not going to murder someone.  I'm not going to give up a limb.  Public humiliation is fine.  I would only do it after my bank confirms that the money is safely there though. 
Title: Re: How much would you debase yourself?
Post by: garbon on December 08, 2011, 08:43:50 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on December 08, 2011, 08:41:35 PM
I'm not going to murder someone.  I'm not going to give up a limb. 

Neither of those come to mind when I think of debasement.
Title: Re: How much would you debase yourself?
Post by: Habbaku on December 08, 2011, 09:00:30 PM
Debasement for cash is hardly the worst thing in the world.  Like Mono, I'm worried about the ability to essentially earn enough from the activity to guarantee I don't have to work any more.
Title: Re: How much would you debase yourself?
Post by: Camerus on December 08, 2011, 09:02:17 PM
I think any scenario like that would be artificial and thus somewhat ridiculous.  So psychologically it wouldn't quite be as debasing as a bona fide humiliation.  Also, I wouldn't compromise my health in any way or go to prison, but I am not sure losing a limb or whatnot can be considered as debasing. Other than that, sign me up!  :woot:

I think it's safe to say that, deep down, we are all whores if the price is right.
Title: Re: How much would you debase yourself?
Post by: Habsburg on December 08, 2011, 09:16:29 PM
I'd pick up one dollar bills thrown around by Mickey Rourke (on my hands and knees) does this qualify?
Title: Re: How much would you debase yourself?
Post by: Ideologue on December 08, 2011, 09:23:16 PM
Quote from: dps on December 08, 2011, 08:36:30 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on December 08, 2011, 08:34:16 PM
Can I pick which guy?

That you would even ask pretty much answers Cal's question.  Now the 2 of you just need to agree on a price, and discuss whether or not you have to wear a set of falsies while fellating him.

Eyelashes or boobs?  I mean I guess we know which Cal would pick.
Title: Re: How much would you debase yourself?
Post by: garbon on December 08, 2011, 09:29:23 PM
Quote from: Habsburg on December 08, 2011, 09:16:29 PM
I'd pick up one dollar bills thrown around by Mickey Rourke (on my hands and knees) does this qualify?

I think that might be far beyond the scope of the hypothetical. :x
Title: Re: How much would you debase yourself?
Post by: Josquius on December 08, 2011, 11:02:51 PM
Debase in what way?
I'll go pretty far in some directions for a reasonably small amount whilst for other things it would require huge money for me to even consider.
Title: Re: How much would you debase yourself?
Post by: Razgovory on December 08, 2011, 11:47:00 PM
Quote from: Kleves on December 08, 2011, 08:06:22 PM
Why do you care, Raz? You already live in debasement. (:blush:)

:lol:  I laughed.
Title: Re: How much would you debase yourself?
Post by: Razgovory on December 08, 2011, 11:48:56 PM
This is just idle Raz talk, so you guys don't have to over think this.
Title: Re: How much would you debase yourself?
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 09, 2011, 12:49:18 AM
We all debase ourselves for cash.  It's called a paycheck.
Title: Re: How much would you debase yourself?
Post by: Razgovory on December 09, 2011, 01:06:23 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 09, 2011, 12:49:18 AM
We all debase ourselves for cash.  It's called a paycheck.

Actually I was thinking the same thing when I started this thread. :D
Title: Re: How much would you debase yourself?
Post by: Habbaku on December 09, 2011, 01:06:50 AM
Would you fuck a pig to save a woman's life?
Title: Re: How much would you debase yourself?
Post by: Zoupa on December 09, 2011, 01:09:35 AM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on December 08, 2011, 07:31:08 PM
I've watched enough French movies to know that we debase ourselves for so much less everyday.

Bien dit!  :lol:
Title: Re: How much would you debase yourself?
Post by: Ideologue on December 09, 2011, 01:42:12 AM
Quote from: Habbaku on December 09, 2011, 01:06:50 AM
Would you fuck a pig to save a woman's life?

Only if she returns the favor.
Title: Re: How much would you debase yourself?
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 09, 2011, 01:50:07 AM
Quote from: Habbaku on December 09, 2011, 01:06:50 AM
Would you fuck a pig to save a woman's life?

Depends on the woman.
Title: Re: How much would you debase yourself?
Post by: Habbaku on December 09, 2011, 01:54:08 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on December 09, 2011, 01:42:12 AM
Quote from: Habbaku on December 09, 2011, 01:06:50 AM
Would you fuck a pig to save a woman's life?

Only if she returns the favor.

Why would you want a woman to fuck a pig, Brain?
Title: Re: How much would you debase yourself?
Post by: Razgovory on December 09, 2011, 02:02:44 AM
Quote from: Habbaku on December 09, 2011, 01:06:50 AM
Would you fuck a pig to save a woman's life?

What kind of pig?
Title: Re: How much would you debase yourself?
Post by: Ideologue on December 09, 2011, 02:19:14 AM
Quote from: Habbaku on December 09, 2011, 01:54:08 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on December 09, 2011, 01:42:12 AM
Quote from: Habbaku on December 09, 2011, 01:06:50 AM
Would you fuck a pig to save a woman's life?

Only if she returns the favor.

Why would you want a woman to fuck a pig, Brain?

Because how else am I going to get laid?
Title: Re: How much would you debase yourself?
Post by: Martinus on December 09, 2011, 02:44:47 AM
Let's just say that depending on circumstances the amount may actually be negative. :perv:
Title: Re: How much would you debase yourself?
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on December 09, 2011, 02:53:33 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 09, 2011, 12:49:18 AM
We all debase ourselves for cash.  It's called a paycheck.

Agreed, it is why I left employment as soon as I could and avoid costly luxuries.
Title: Re: How much would you debase yourself?
Post by: Ideologue on December 09, 2011, 03:55:05 AM
Quote from: Martinus on December 09, 2011, 02:44:47 AM
Let's just say that depending on circumstances the amount may actually be negative. :perv:

Hi, rich, I mean handsome man.
Title: Re: How much would you debase yourself?
Post by: The Larch on December 09, 2011, 07:25:33 AM
The hypothetical humiliations of choice in my group of friends is eating a dish of shit and taking it up in the ass. The double whammy is asking the rhetorical question "What would you rather do, eat a dish of shit or take one in the ass?". It sometimes gets us funny answers when people don't weasel out of the question.
Title: Re: How much would you debase yourself?
Post by: Caliga on December 09, 2011, 07:41:24 AM
Quote from: Martinus on December 09, 2011, 02:44:47 AM
Let's just say that depending on circumstances the amount may actually be negative. :perv:
For you, giving a guy head isn't debasing.  My comment was aimed at GF specifically since he's not gay. :sleep:
Title: Re: How much would you debase yourself?
Post by: Iormlund on December 09, 2011, 09:39:22 AM
Quote from: The Larch on December 09, 2011, 07:25:33 AM
The hypothetical humiliations of choice in my group of friends is eating a dish of shit and taking it up in the ass. The double whammy is asking the rhetorical question "What would you rather do, eat a dish of shit or take one in the ass?". It sometimes gets us funny answers when people don't weasel out of the question.

Meh, taking it up the ass can't be that much worse than a colonoscopy without sedation, and I suffer that routinely for no monetary gain. :pinch: