So, imagine you're either a commoner in late Edo era Japan, an early 19th century Dutchman or, better yet, an inhabitant of some weird alternate universe where you are exactly who you are except you lack a surname.
Suddenly along comes the Meiji restoration/Napoleon/the cosmic hand of thread excuses and demands you must adopt a surname.
What would you choose? Why?
Bon Jovi.
Barrister.
Or possibly, Barristerski.
I like the one I have.
Quote from: Ideologue on November 29, 2011, 11:48:21 PM
Quote from: garbon on November 29, 2011, 11:40:42 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on November 29, 2011, 11:40:04 PM
Bon Jovi.
:vomit:
Why do you hate the good things in the world, garbon?
Bon Jovi was the first concert I went to. I also saw Bon Jovi perform at anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall. There was nothing good at either occasion.
To be fair, you don't really seem like the kind of guy such monsters of rock would appeal to, though.
I'd go with DGuller. I has sentimental value to me. :blush:
Quote from: Ideologue on November 30, 2011, 12:34:01 AM
To be fair, you don't really seem like the kind of guy such monsters of rock would appeal to, though.
RACISS! :mad:
Quote from: Ideologue on November 30, 2011, 12:34:01 AM
To be fair, you don't really seem like the kind of guy such monsters of rock would appeal to, though.
I dunno - my first concert ever was Aerosmith, and the most awesome concert I ever attended was Motley Crue (Dr. Feelgood tour), yet I doubt you would have guessed that.. :P
Well, I never thought you just sat in your study drinking brandy and listening to classical music. Now if Joan had said his favorite live act was Motley Crue... :P
You know, I've never actually been to a concert, unless you count bar gigs. Unless that time I watched Battleship Potempkin with a live orchestra counts, which I'm pretty sure it the hell does not.
Quote from: jimmy olsen on November 30, 2011, 01:16:18 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on November 30, 2011, 12:34:01 AM
To be fair, you don't really seem like the kind of guy such monsters of rock would appeal to, though.
RACISS! :mad:
Tim's favorite band: Menudo.
Schmerz. Welt Schmerz.
Quote from: Ideologue on November 30, 2011, 12:34:01 AM
To be fair, you don't really seem like the kind of guy such monsters of rock would appeal to, though.
So what do you see me as?
Lillith Fair attendee.
Power. Max Power.
Something macho like Chauncy Prettyman or Thomas Teagarden.
Quote from: Grey Fox on November 30, 2011, 07:00:58 AM
Power. Max Power.
I'd prefer Hercules Rockefeller or Rembrandt Q. Einstein.
Shaniqua
Quote from: Tyr on November 29, 2011, 11:37:44 PM
So, imagine you're either a commoner in late Edo era Japan, an early 19th century Dutchman or, better yet, an inhabitant of some weird alternate universe where you are exactly who you are except you lack a surname.
Suddenly along comes the Meiji restoration/Napoleon/the cosmic hand of thread excuses and demands you must adopt a surname.
What would you choose? Why?
Jättepenis.
Edit: No wait, that would be silly.
Quote from: garbon on November 30, 2011, 03:44:25 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on November 30, 2011, 12:34:01 AM
To be fair, you don't really seem like the kind of guy such monsters of rock would appeal to, though.
So what do you see me as?
Monsters of cock.
Racist.
Quote from: garbon on November 30, 2011, 03:44:25 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on November 30, 2011, 12:34:01 AM
To be fair, you don't really seem like the kind of guy such monsters of rock would appeal to, though.
So what do you see me as?
It's not a slight, my friend. I think of you as listening to poppier, dancier music, of a later vintage, is all.
Although this doesn't quite square with your appreciation of Prince. :hmm:
Quote from: Tyr on November 29, 2011, 11:37:44 PM
So, imagine you're either a commoner in late Edo era Japan, an early 19th century Dutchman or, better yet, an inhabitant of some weird alternate universe where you are exactly who you are except you lack a surname.
Suddenly along comes the Meiji restoration/Napoleon/the cosmic hand of thread excuses and demands you must adopt a surname.
What would you choose? Why?
Being the only person here without a surname.....
so my name would be
Firstname Middlename Firstnamesson FUCKYOUYOUFACISTSCUMPREPARETODIE!!!!!
Probably the one I actually did pick.
Quote from: Ideologue on November 30, 2011, 01:58:37 PM
Quote from: garbon on November 30, 2011, 03:44:25 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on November 30, 2011, 12:34:01 AM
To be fair, you don't really seem like the kind of guy such monsters of rock would appeal to, though.
So what do you see me as?
It's not a slight, my friend. I think of you as listening to poppier, dancier music, of a later vintage, is all.
Although this doesn't quite square with your appreciation of Prince. :hmm:
Bon Jovi is pretty poppy.
Breaker.
Sergeant Breaker sounds intimidating, doesn't it?
Quote from: Siege on November 30, 2011, 07:58:25 PM
Sergeant Breaker sounds intimidating, doesn't it?
Not to a court martial.
Quote from: Siege on November 30, 2011, 07:58:25 PM
Sergeant Breaker sounds intimidating, doesn't it?
One shudders to think what would happen if you got your hands on a prisoner of war...
Quote from: Viking on December 01, 2011, 02:59:57 AM
Quote from: Siege on November 30, 2011, 07:58:25 PM
Sergeant Breaker sounds intimidating, doesn't it?
One shudders to think what would happen if you got your hands on a prisoner of war...
Being forced to drink Siegy's beer and watch Miley Cyrus 24/7 = breach of the Geneva Convention.
Quote from: Siege on November 30, 2011, 07:58:25 PM
Sergeant Breaker sounds intimidating, doesn't it?
Not nearly as intimidating as Sergeant Steinberg, DDS.
Quote from: Siege on November 30, 2011, 07:58:25 PM
Sergeant Breaker sounds intimidating, doesn't it?
Sounds like a super fetishy gay guy.
Quote from: Tyr on December 01, 2011, 10:27:01 PM
Quote from: Siege on November 30, 2011, 07:58:25 PM
Sergeant Breaker sounds intimidating, doesn't it?
Sounds like a super fetishy gay guy.
You forgot the ellipsis...
Maximillian Powers
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Harry is really annoyed nobody got the "breaker - pow" reference.
I thought we all did. :huh: Hell, I made a reference to it.