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Title: You know what? Fuck Democracy
Post by: Ed Anger on November 08, 2011, 12:23:12 PM
I'm sick of every slapnut with a robocaller calling me while I'm on the can. Unions keep calling me? Fuck you. I'm voting yes on issue two and I hope Gov. Kasich rapes your dog because you fuckers won't leave me alone. I was going to vote no until my serene peace was violated.

Goddamn greeks inventing this stupid shit.

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Title: Re: You know what? Fuck Democracy
Post by: Grey Fox on November 08, 2011, 12:26:15 PM
You could also choose not to participate in the democratic exercise. The republicans would like that.
Title: Re: You know what? Fuck Democracy
Post by: Berkut on November 08, 2011, 12:29:49 PM
You could also just choose not to answer the phone while taking a dump.
Title: Re: You know what? Fuck Democracy
Post by: KRonn on November 08, 2011, 12:34:08 PM
I love it.  I seem to have so many new best friends during an election season!   :)
Title: Re: You know what? Fuck Democracy
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on November 08, 2011, 12:42:07 PM
Quote from: Berkut on November 08, 2011, 12:29:49 PM
You could also just choose not to answer the phone while taking a dump.

There would be no point Ed having a phone if he did that  :huh:
Title: Re: You know what? Fuck Democracy
Post by: Barrister on November 08, 2011, 12:44:42 PM
Spite is such an interesting way to determines ones vote...
Title: Re: You know what? Fuck Democracy
Post by: Valmy on November 08, 2011, 12:50:23 PM
Quote from: Barrister on November 08, 2011, 12:44:42 PM
Spite is such an interesting way to determines ones vote...

If it were not for spite I doubt many people in this country would vote at all.
Title: Re: You know what? Fuck Democracy
Post by: Martinus on November 08, 2011, 12:57:33 PM
Quote from: Barrister on November 08, 2011, 12:44:42 PM
Spite is such an interesting way to determines ones vote...

Actually, according to psychological studies, the anti-vote is usually much stronger than the pro-vote. People very rarely vote for the "messiah" (it happened with Obama, and he lost popularity heavily because he could not do miracles) - they usually vote for the candidate they detest less.
Title: Re: You know what? Fuck Democracy
Post by: PDH on November 08, 2011, 01:06:24 PM
We don't allow pro-voting anymore, at least in many places everyone needs to be an amateur.
Title: Re: You know what? Fuck Democracy
Post by: FunkMonk on November 08, 2011, 01:08:07 PM
:yes:

Ed for Dictator for Life.
Title: Re: You know what? Fuck Democracy
Post by: Ed Anger on November 08, 2011, 05:52:38 PM
The voting place smelled like vomit.
Title: Re: You know what? Fuck Democracy
Post by: Eddie Teach on November 08, 2011, 06:17:27 PM
Quote from: Barrister on November 08, 2011, 12:44:42 PM
Spite is such an interesting way to determines ones vote...

On issues such as marijuana legalization...  :P
Title: Re: You know what? Fuck Democracy
Post by: Sophie Scholl on November 08, 2011, 06:23:07 PM
Gotta love the tiny town I live in right now.  Every race is uncontested or set to be a blow out.  Democracy at work!  Soviet style!
Title: Re: You know what? Fuck Democracy
Post by: Caliga on November 08, 2011, 06:31:35 PM
I voted earlier.  I was proud to see so many people in my county voting in an 'off-year' election. :)

I was not happy at the dumb election bitch who wouldn't stop yapping at how she is my neighbor and it's so nice to meet me and oh I have the house four doors down from you with the three white dormers (like I have any clue what the fuck a dormer is)... BITCH SHUT UP AND STOP DISENFRANCHISING ME. :mad:

I voted to re-elect Governor Steve Beshear because a) he has an awesome first name and b) his Lt. Governor running mate is former Mayor For Life Jerry Abramson of Louisville... and we need more Jews in state government and less crazy Baptists. :cool:

I also voted for some dude named Moleman for Treasurer because Princesca told me to... she knows him from some libertarian thing she went to.

The only other one I remember is that I voted for a guy named Richie Farmer for Commisioner of Agriculture.  Farmer... Agriculture... hee hee hee. :)

Title: Re: You know what? Fuck Democracy
Post by: fhdz on November 08, 2011, 06:32:54 PM
Wow.
Title: Re: You know what? Fuck Democracy
Post by: Ed Anger on November 08, 2011, 06:46:51 PM
Quote from: Berkut on November 08, 2011, 12:29:49 PM
You could also just choose not to answer the phone while taking a dump.

I'm a busy man.
Title: Re: You know what? Fuck Democracy
Post by: Ideologue on November 08, 2011, 07:24:26 PM
I didn't vote.  Why bother?  Local politics?  It doesn't matter and I don't care.

Also my car was in the shop, but my polling place is like 3000 feet away, so that's not really a good excuse.
Title: Re: You know what? Fuck Democracy
Post by: Admiral Yi on November 08, 2011, 07:26:49 PM
I didn't bother voting for city council.  Who gives a shit.
Title: Re: You know what? Fuck Democracy
Post by: Neil on November 08, 2011, 08:26:51 PM
Quote from: Caliga on November 08, 2011, 06:31:35 PM
I also voted for some dude named Moleman for Treasurer because Princesca told me to... she knows him from some libertarian thing she went to.
Wouldn't it make sense to vote for anyone else other than who Princesca says?  Isn't she a Paulite?
Title: Re: You know what? Fuck Democracy
Post by: Ideologue on November 08, 2011, 08:34:29 PM
It can't be true.  She seemed like a very nice person.
Title: Re: You know what? Fuck Democracy
Post by: Razgovory on November 08, 2011, 08:46:05 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on November 08, 2011, 08:34:29 PM
It can't be true.  She seemed like a very nice person.

You can be nice, and crazy.
Title: Re: You know what? Fuck Democracy
Post by: Admiral Yi on November 08, 2011, 08:48:45 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on November 08, 2011, 08:46:05 PM
You can be nice, and crazy.

Generally I've found that nuts are pretty crabby and retards are pretty nice.
Title: Re: You know what? Fuck Democracy
Post by: jimmy olsen on November 08, 2011, 09:17:57 PM
Issue 2 in Ohio was repealed. It restricted Union collective bargaining.
Title: Re: You know what? Fuck Democracy
Post by: Caliga on November 08, 2011, 09:28:50 PM
FYI:  I've decided to no longer respond to posts in which my wife is attacked. :)
Title: Re: You know what? Fuck Democracy
Post by: Ed Anger on November 08, 2011, 09:31:23 PM
In the end, I voted against SB5. My pro-cop leanings outweighed my annoyance at unions.
Title: Re: You know what? Fuck Democracy
Post by: Neil on November 08, 2011, 09:34:15 PM
Quote from: Caliga on November 08, 2011, 09:28:50 PM
FYI:  I've decided to no longer respond to posts in which my wife is attacked. :)
Individually, or as part of a group?
Title: Re: You know what? Fuck Democracy
Post by: Eddie Teach on November 08, 2011, 09:35:06 PM
Quote from: Caliga on November 08, 2011, 09:28:50 PM
FYI:  I've decided to no longer respond to posts in which my wife is attacked. :)

You're not going to defend her honor?  :hmm:
Title: Re: You know what? Fuck Democracy
Post by: Razgovory on November 08, 2011, 10:21:47 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on November 08, 2011, 08:48:45 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on November 08, 2011, 08:46:05 PM
You can be nice, and crazy.

Generally I've found that nuts are pretty crabby and retards are pretty nice.

Uh... Okay.