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General Category => Off the Record => Topic started by: jimmy olsen on October 30, 2011, 11:51:36 PM

Title: Saudi royal offers $900k bounty to catch Israeli soldier
Post by: jimmy olsen on October 30, 2011, 11:51:36 PM
Well isn't this unexpected.  :rolleyes:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45095916/ns/world_news-mideast_n_africa/#.Tq4o3HJ9ZFE

QuoteRIYADH, Saudi Arabia — A member of Saudi Arabia's royal family increased to $1 million a reward offered by a Saudi cleric to anyone who captures an Israeli soldier to swap him for Palestinian prisoners.

Prince Khaled bin Talal, brother of billionaire Prince Alwaleed bin Talal, told the kingdom's al-Daleel TV station by telephone Saturday that he was raising a previous offer made by Sheik Awadh al-Qarani, a prominent Saudi cleric who promised $100,000 for capturing an Israeli soldier.

"I tell Sheik al-Qarani that I support you and I will pay $900,000 to make it one million dollars to capture an Israeli soldier to release other prisoners," said a voice identified as Prince Khaled, who holds no official position in the government.

The Saudi offers follow in the wake of the release of Israeli soldier Sgt. Gilad Schalit, who was held by Hamas in Gaza for more than five years. Israel has agreed to free over 1,000 prisoners in exchange.

Prince Khaled said he made the offer in response to what he said were Israeli threats against Qarani's life. He did not provide any further details.

In Israel, extremists have offered two rewards of $100,000 to anyone who kills a Palestinian released in the Schalit deal if the Palestinian killed Israelis.

Extremist settler activist Baruch Marzel said he was familiar with the bounties and that there were a number of bereaved Israeli families who were looking to "settle the score" with the killers.
Title: Re: Saudi royal offers $900k bounty to catch Israeli soldier
Post by: Grinning_Colossus on October 31, 2011, 01:26:32 AM
Hey Siegy... wanna have a beer some time?
Title: Re: Saudi royal offers $900k bounty to catch Israeli soldier
Post by: Martinus on October 31, 2011, 03:43:11 AM
When you consider both the malignancy and the international influence, I think the Saudis are the most despicable regime on the face of the planet (North Korea and possibly Iran are more evil - although I'd say it's probably head-to-head with Iran - but both do not have that kind of reach and their leaders are certainly not feted in world's capitals; China is more powerful but not as evil as the Saudis). Too bad the entire Western world is their crack whore.
Title: Re: Saudi royal offers $900k bounty to catch Israeli soldier
Post by: Josquius on October 31, 2011, 04:18:40 AM
I have to say I do fail to get TOO riled up- rich Arab offers money to do bad things to Israelis...it happens. That he is related to the Saudi Royals isn't really important, he has nothing to do with the government it says.
That such a programme could be allowed to run in the first place of course....
Title: Re: Saudi royal offers $900k bounty to catch Israeli soldier
Post by: grumbler on October 31, 2011, 05:36:41 AM
I heard a voice identified as Khaled bin Talal say that this wasn't true.

Seriously; is this a slow news day, or what?  The Saudis may be the world's biggest twats, but this isn't news.  This is somebody calling a TV station.
Title: Re: Saudi royal offers $900k bounty to catch Israeli soldier
Post by: Viking on October 31, 2011, 05:49:00 AM
In other news Arkady Gaidamak is offering US$1M as a bounty for catching a Saudi Royal.  :lmfao:

Problem is that there are probably more Saudi Royals today than there are Israeli Soldiers.
Title: Re: Saudi royal offers $900k bounty to catch Israeli soldier
Post by: Martinus on October 31, 2011, 06:18:10 AM
Quote from: Viking on October 31, 2011, 05:49:00 AM
In other news Arkady Gaidamak is offering US$1M as a bounty for catching a Saudi Royal.  :lmfao:

Problem is that there are probably more Saudi Royals today than there are Israeli Soldiers.
Meh, another homophobic scum. They should just kill each other.
Title: Re: Saudi royal offers $900k bounty to catch Israeli soldier
Post by: Eddie Teach on October 31, 2011, 07:49:05 AM
Quote from: Grinning_Colossus on October 31, 2011, 01:26:32 AM
Hey Siegy... wanna have a beer some time?

Why do you want to get Siege drunk? :shifty:
Title: Re: Saudi royal offers $900k bounty to catch Israeli soldier
Post by: Viking on October 31, 2011, 08:38:02 AM
Quote from: Martinus on October 31, 2011, 06:18:10 AM
Quote from: Viking on October 31, 2011, 05:49:00 AM
In other news Arkady Gaidamak is offering US$1M as a bounty for catching a Saudi Royal.  :lmfao:

Problem is that there are probably more Saudi Royals today than there are Israeli Soldiers.
Meh, another homophobic scum. They should just kill each other.

you do realize that my post above was a joke do you?
Title: Re: Saudi royal offers $900k bounty to catch Israeli soldier
Post by: Sheilbh on October 31, 2011, 09:27:15 AM
I agree with Marty on the negative impact and enormous reach of the House of Saud.  I wish we could dump them.
Title: Re: Saudi royal offers $900k bounty to catch Israeli soldier
Post by: Viking on October 31, 2011, 09:50:32 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on October 31, 2011, 09:27:15 AM
I agree with Marty on the negative impact and enormous reach of the House of Saud.  I wish we could dump them.

Invent a cheap and simple car that runs on something other than oil and we can do that. Do that and I'll promise to vote for any candidate that ends his speech with "Arabia Saudia Delenda Est".
Title: Re: Saudi royal offers $900k bounty to catch Israeli soldier
Post by: Ideologue on October 31, 2011, 10:25:05 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on October 31, 2011, 09:27:15 AM
I agree with Marty on the negative impact and enormous reach of the House of Saud.  I wish we could dump them.

All I need is 10,000 men, anti-tank weapons, and nerve gas.  We land at Dammam and then make our anabasis.  Slaves for all who survive, energy for all the world.
Title: Re: Saudi royal offers $900k bounty to catch Israeli soldier
Post by: fhdz on October 31, 2011, 11:44:52 AM
Quote from: Grinning_Colossus on October 31, 2011, 01:26:32 AM
Hey Siegy... wanna have a beer some time?

:lol:
Title: Re: Saudi royal offers $900k bounty to catch Israeli soldier
Post by: Berkut on October 31, 2011, 11:51:05 AM
1 million for a single Israeli soldier to trade for 1000 Palestinians.

Hmmmm.

I think grabbing 1000 Palestinians and offering to give them up in return for the million would be a lot easier.
Title: Re: Saudi royal offers $900k bounty to catch Israeli soldier
Post by: Siege on October 31, 2011, 05:47:33 PM
Unexpected.

Title: Re: Saudi royal offers $900k bounty to catch Israeli soldier
Post by: grumbler on October 31, 2011, 06:02:22 PM
Quote from: Berkut on October 31, 2011, 11:51:05 AM
1 million for a single Israeli soldier to trade for 1000 Palestinians.

Hmmmm.

I think grabbing 1000 Palestinians and offering to give them up in return for the million would be a lot easier.
I doubt you would find it easier to grab 1000 Palestinians in Israeli custody.  Hell, I would think grabbing one would be harder than grabbing a soldier.
Title: Re: Saudi royal offers $900k bounty to catch Israeli soldier
Post by: Ed Anger on October 31, 2011, 08:52:42 PM
I offer 10 bucks for Bar Refaeli.
Title: Re: Saudi royal offers $900k bounty to catch Israeli soldier
Post by: Siege on November 01, 2011, 08:53:14 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 31, 2011, 08:52:42 PM
I offer 10 bucks for Bar Refaeli.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftheblemish.com%2Fimages%2F2009%2F02%2Fbar-refaeli-si-07.jpg&hash=c65e234983f0722f4ad5906e52472d735e0546d0)

Title: Re: Saudi royal offers $900k bounty to catch Israeli soldier
Post by: Siege on November 01, 2011, 08:53:33 PM
Where are my ten bucks?

Title: Re: Saudi royal offers $900k bounty to catch Israeli soldier
Post by: Eddie Teach on November 01, 2011, 08:58:45 PM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.marshu.com%2Farticles%2Fimages-website%2Farticles%2Fpresidents-on-us-paper-money%2Ften-10-dollar-bill.jpg&hash=9b4eefd3e8a04ea4fd8b5d7e5b92898c20f4aaa6)
Title: Re: Saudi royal offers $900k bounty to catch Israeli soldier
Post by: Ed Anger on November 02, 2011, 07:01:39 AM
Just like a jew and try to swindle me with a picture of Bar.
Title: Re: Saudi royal offers $900k bounty to catch Israeli soldier
Post by: Viking on November 02, 2011, 12:38:33 PM
Isn't getting nose jobs sort of a reverse bris for jewesses?