I got back from the doctors office friday and and we discussed my test results and clarafied things in my report. Because someone said I don't attention whore enough I thought I'd share with the world.
Schizotypal personality disorder
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizotypal_personality_disorder
And
Dysthymia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysthymia
"[Razgovory] seems to lack basic social skills and is behaviorally withdrawn. He may relate to others ambivalently never trusting or loving anyone. Many people with similar characterstics as [Razgovory] never establish lasting, intimate relationships."
-From the report on me!
So what do you guys think?
Sounds like a typical Languishite.
Well shit, we knew that.
You sound like a typical WoW player.
You had to go to a doctor for them to tell you are a crazy antisocial emo? We have told you that for years.
They don't know shit. Just get drunk.
How many people can you expect to meet in your basement? So why worry.
Are you still listening to your neighbor's dog?
you've been posting here for years. obviously you have created dozens of relationships. none of them are close, and likely none of them are very endurable, and nor do they really take that much effort on your part, but all-in-all its still healthier than the alternative.
thus, you are not as crazy as you think you are. :bowler:
Well, you may be crazier than a shithouse rat, Raz but you're more lucid and less monomaniacal than some supposedly "sane" posters here. :hug:
QuoteMan Diagnosed With Meaningless Series of Consonants
Posted: Saturday, April 25, 2009 1:33 PM
Filed Under: On Assignment
Reporter's Notebook
By M Klinger, NBC News Correspondent
As we are fast approaching the age when everyone on the planet is diagnosed with at least one mental disorder, one man has reached a new peak. R. "Razor" Ovaries of Basement, Missouri, recently returned from the doctor diagnosed with a disease that is really nothing more than a meaningless series of letters.
"Seriously, how did they come up with this name? Dysthymia? Did they get some student from the University of Chicago with a hard-on for ancient Bactrian cities to name this? I feel cheated."
It is well known that most doctors who specialize in the treatment of crazy folks are worthless turds. However, it is only reaching the public eye that they mostly drunken and too clueless to actually read the DSM-IV and get a real name for new and made-up illnesses. A quick check of Wikipedia shows that the very same "doctors" doing the diagnoses are the same ones typing in poorly spelled entries supposedly supporting the disease - often with cross references to one another as some sort of medical practical joke.
The stark reality of this situation is summed up by Ovaries, "I think that all of my friends, if I had any, would be ashamed of my new diagnoses. Personally I would go out and attack this doctor in my giant orange chicken-suit if I trusted the doorknobs to not be poisoned."
Quote from: Legbiter on April 25, 2009, 05:49:36 PM
Well, you may be crazier than a shithouse rat, Raz but you're more lucid and less monomaniacal than some supposedly "sane" posters here. :hug:
:yes:
And Raz is definitely one of the Languishites I'd like to meet, as opposed to a small minority. :ph34r:
Quote from: mongers on April 25, 2009, 06:54:13 PM
Quote from: Legbiter on April 25, 2009, 05:49:36 PM
Well, you may be crazier than a shithouse rat, Raz but you're more lucid and less monomaniacal than some supposedly "sane" posters here. :hug:
:yes:
And Raz is definitely one of the Languishites I'd like to meet, as opposed to a small minority. :ph34r:
Yeah, yeah, rub it in, you purple knight of the Rhokadian Conspiracy. :mad:
Dude, didn't you always tell others you were ill or something? #1 means you're strange, the 2nd means you need to get laid and isn't a real diagnosis at all. Dysthymia, my arse.
Quote from: PDH on April 25, 2009, 05:58:55 PM
QuoteMan Diagnosed With Meaningless Series of Consonants
Posted: Saturday, April 25, 2009 1:33 PM
Filed Under: On Assignment
Reporter's Notebook
By M Klinger, NBC News Correspondent
As we are fast approaching the age when everyone on the planet is diagnosed with at least one mental disorder, one man has reached a new peak. R. "Razor" Ovaries of Basement, Missouri, recently returned from the doctor diagnosed with a disease that is really nothing more than a meaningless series of letters.
"Seriously, how did they come up with this name? Dysthymia? Did they get some student from the University of Chicago with a hard-on for ancient Bactrian cities to name this? I feel cheated."
It is well known that most doctors who specialize in the treatment of crazy folks are worthless turds. However, it is only reaching the public eye that they mostly drunken and too clueless to actually read the DSM-IV and get a real name for new and made-up illnesses. A quick check of Wikipedia shows that the very same "doctors" doing the diagnoses are the same ones typing in poorly spelled entries supposedly supporting the disease - often with cross references to one another as some sort of medical practical joke.
The stark reality of this situation is summed up by Ovaries, "I think that all of my friends, if I had any, would be ashamed of my new diagnoses. Personally I would go out and attack this doctor in my giant orange chicken-suit if I trusted the doorknobs to not be poisoned."
:lol:
Quote from: PDH on April 25, 2009, 05:58:55 PM
QuoteMan Diagnosed With Meaningless Series of Consonants
:lol:
I move that a thread be pinned with the collected pearls PDH releases with such comforting regularity. ^_^
G.
Psychiatrists are morons.
Right after surgery I had a very hard time. Having to spend most of the day in the same position was a bitch. Back ache was killing me. It actually hurt more than the operated zone, even morphine didn't help. I only slept for 2 hours or so during the first week, and that thanks to benzodiazepines. I routinely asked surgeons to up the dosage, but they were very reluctant to do so. In the end they called the shrinks.
So at last, one week after surgery, I'm alone in my room (my mate was being operated on that morning) and I finally fall asleep. And then the psychiatric morons show up. And guess what, they fucking wake me up and say: 'We're here to help you sleep'. I wish I was making that up.
But it gets even better. They start asking me all sorts of (I guess) standard questions until they say: 'Has anything out of the ordinary happened to you in the last two months?' And I'm like, 'Jesus fucking Christ, is this for real? Where do you think I am?' The only thing that prevents me from punching them in the face is I can't actually stand up on my own!
I was looking up stuff on this Schizotypal thingy and one of the pages had something on "A Confederacy of Dunces. Which is really weird. That book somewhat bothered me as I had to much in common with the main character (well not the bestiality fantasies). I guess I'll have to read it again. At least Reilly had a happy ending in the book.
Suicidal attempt records or it didn't happen.
Quote from: syk on April 26, 2009, 02:40:28 AM
Dude, didn't you always tell others you were ill or something? #1 means you're strange, the 2nd means you need to get laid and isn't a real diagnosis at all. Dysthymia, my arse.
Seriously, all you problems could be fix by you find a girl that fancies you.
Nope. Drugs are a better solution. They will make him 'sicker' and thus require even more drugs, and pharmas will profit like crazy. <_<
Quote from: Caliga on April 27, 2009, 06:42:18 AM
Nope. Drugs are a better solution. They will make him 'sicker' and thus require even more drugs, and pharmas will profit like crazy. <_<
You need to work out Consultancy into the equation too.
Quote from: Grey Fox on April 27, 2009, 06:35:20 AM
Quote from: syk on April 26, 2009, 02:40:28 AM
Dude, didn't you always tell others you were ill or something? #1 means you're strange, the 2nd means you need to get laid and isn't a real diagnosis at all. Dysthymia, my arse.
Seriously, all you problems could be fix by you find a girl that fancies you.
Shame that the report states my situation essentially precludes that. I can't even feel love. :( I'm a monster.
Quote from: Razgovory on April 27, 2009, 07:11:47 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on April 27, 2009, 06:35:20 AM
Quote from: syk on April 26, 2009, 02:40:28 AM
Dude, didn't you always tell others you were ill or something? #1 means you're strange, the 2nd means you need to get laid and isn't a real diagnosis at all. Dysthymia, my arse.
Seriously, all you problems could be fix by you find a girl that fancies you.
Shame that the report states my situation essentially precludes that. I can't even feel love. :( I'm a monster.
:rolleyes:
Love will come, when you see her with your dick in her mouth, love will come. Atleast something will.
You're such a whore, Raz.
Quote from: Razgovory on April 27, 2009, 07:11:47 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on April 27, 2009, 06:35:20 AM
Quote from: syk on April 26, 2009, 02:40:28 AM
Dude, didn't you always tell others you were ill or something? #1 means you're strange, the 2nd means you need to get laid and isn't a real diagnosis at all. Dysthymia, my arse.
Seriously, all you problems could be fix by you find a girl that fancies you.
Shame that the report states my situation essentially precludes that. I can't even feel love. :( I'm a monster.
If you sign the responsibility for your life over to a shrink who handed you a half-assed reason to stay in your basement, go ahead.
If these "diagnoses" are right you have a personality disorder, which is something that cannot be changed unless you leave your lovecraftian refuge. Just like the dysthymia. It's quite a natural thing to become sad and depressed when you've given up all the things others call a life, because: you don't have any fucking influence on anyfuckingthing.
In the name of Eugen Bleuler, get someone to kick your ass outside.
Quote from: syk on April 27, 2009, 08:39:14 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 27, 2009, 07:11:47 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on April 27, 2009, 06:35:20 AM
Quote from: syk on April 26, 2009, 02:40:28 AM
Dude, didn't you always tell others you were ill or something? #1 means you're strange, the 2nd means you need to get laid and isn't a real diagnosis at all. Dysthymia, my arse.
Seriously, all you problems could be fix by you find a girl that fancies you.
Shame that the report states my situation essentially precludes that. I can't even feel love. :( I'm a monster.
If you sign the responsibility for your life over to a shrink who handed you a half-assed reason to stay in your basement, go ahead.
If these "diagnoses" are right you have a personality disorder, which is something that cannot be changed unless you leave your lovecraftian refuge. Just like the dysthymia. It's quite a natural thing to become sad and depressed when you've given up all the things others call a life, because: you don't have any fucking influence on anyfuckingthing.
In the name of Eugen Bleuler, get someone to kick your ass outside.
Well, he did go see Watchmen with a friend. I think he's taking positive steps forward.
Sounds great! Next step: sports. Any.
Quote from: Razgovory on April 27, 2009, 07:11:47 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on April 27, 2009, 06:35:20 AM
Quote from: syk on April 26, 2009, 02:40:28 AM
Dude, didn't you always tell others you were ill or something? #1 means you're strange, the 2nd means you need to get laid and isn't a real diagnosis at all. Dysthymia, my arse.
Seriously, all you problems could be fix by you find a girl that fancies you.
Shame that the report states my situation essentially precludes that. I can't even feel love. :( I'm a monster.
bullshit. you have empathy.
... don't you?
My limit is to post one news article I find per thread, but M. Klinger has one waiting for GF, I am sure...
Quote from: saskganesh on April 27, 2009, 08:48:33 AMbullshit. you have empathy.
... don't you?
Of course he does. He's human. But he's let a bunch of idiots paid to say shit like this convince him otherwise. <_<
Quote from: PDH on April 27, 2009, 08:52:46 AM
My limit is to post one news article I find per thread, but M. Klinger has one waiting for GF, I am sure...
Oh, oh! It's going to be awesome!
I am a treasure for funny materials. :lol:
Quote from: Caliga on April 27, 2009, 08:59:11 AM
Quote from: saskganesh on April 27, 2009, 08:48:33 AMbullshit. you have empathy.
... don't you?
Of course he does. He's human. But he's let a bunch of idiots paid to say shit like this convince him otherwise. <_<
evil humans and psychopaths don't. I can think of a few examples in this community, but Raz ain't one of them.
Quote from: saskganesh on April 27, 2009, 12:11:59 PMevil humans and psychopaths don't. I can think of a few examples in this community, but Raz ain't one of them.
Good point.
Quote from: Grey Fox on April 27, 2009, 06:35:20 AM
Quote from: syk on April 26, 2009, 02:40:28 AM
Dude, didn't you always tell others you were ill or something? #1 means you're strange, the 2nd means you need to get laid and isn't a real diagnosis at all. Dysthymia, my arse.
Seriously, all you problems could be fix by you find a girl that fancies you.
:bleeding:
Raz, the very fact that you're cognizant of the problem and can articulate it in such detail tells us that behavioral therapy is still an option where you're concerned. A diagnosis is not an excuse to stop trying to cope.
Quote from: The Brain on April 27, 2009, 12:44:27 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on April 27, 2009, 06:35:20 AM
Quote from: syk on April 26, 2009, 02:40:28 AM
Dude, didn't you always tell others you were ill or something? #1 means you're strange, the 2nd means you need to get laid and isn't a real diagnosis at all. Dysthymia, my arse.
Seriously, all you problems could be fix by you find a girl that fancies you.
:bleeding:
:lol: