Attention whoring for today: My diagnosis.

[Grallon]

Man Diagnosed With Meaningless Series of Consonants

I move that a thread be pinned with the collected pearls PDH releases with such comforting regularity.




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[Iormlund]

Psychiatrists are morons.

Right after surgery I had a very hard time. Having to spend most of the day in the same position was a bitch. Back ache was killing me. It actually hurt more than the operated zone, even morphine didn't help.  I only slept for 2 hours or so during the first week, and that thanks to benzodiazepines. I routinely asked surgeons to up the dosage, but they were very reluctant to do so. In the end they called the shrinks.

So at last, one week after surgery, I'm alone in my room (my mate was being operated on that morning) and I finally fall asleep. And then the psychiatric morons show up. And guess what, they fucking wake me up and say: 'We're here to help you sleep'. I wish I was making that up.
But it gets even better. They start asking me all sorts of (I guess) standard questions until they say: 'Has anything out of the ordinary happened to you in the last two months?' And I'm like, 'Jesus fucking Christ, is this for real? Where do you think I am?' The only thing that prevents me from punching them in the face is I can't actually stand up on my own!

[Razgovory]

I was looking up stuff on this Schizotypal thingy and one of the pages had something on "A Confederacy of Dunces.  Which is really weird.  That book somewhat bothered me as I had to much in common with the main character (well not the bestiality fantasies).  I guess I'll have to read it again.  At least Reilly had a happy ending in the book.

[Martinus]

Suicidal attempt records or it didn't happen.

[Grey Fox]

Dude, didn't you always tell others you were ill or something? #1 means you're strange, the 2nd means you need to get laid and isn't a real diagnosis at all. Dysthymia, my arse.

Seriously, all you problems could be fix by you find a girl that fancies you.

[Caliga]

Nope.  Drugs are a better solution.  They will make him 'sicker' and thus require even more drugs, and pharmas will profit like crazy. 

[Grey Fox]

Nope.  Drugs are a better solution.  They will make him 'sicker' and thus require even more drugs, and pharmas will profit like crazy. 

You need to work out Consultancy into the equation too.

[Razgovory]

Dude, didn't you always tell others you were ill or something? #1 means you're strange, the 2nd means you need to get laid and isn't a real diagnosis at all. Dysthymia, my arse.

Seriously, all you problems could be fix by you find a girl that fancies you.

Shame that the report states my situation essentially precludes that.  I can't even feel love.   I'm a monster.

[Grey Fox]

Dude, didn't you always tell others you were ill or something? #1 means you're strange, the 2nd means you need to get laid and isn't a real diagnosis at all. Dysthymia, my arse.

Seriously, all you problems could be fix by you find a girl that fancies you.

Shame that the report states my situation essentially precludes that.  I can't even feel love.   I'm a monster.

Love will come, when you see her with your dick in her mouth, love will come. Atleast something will.

[Korea]

You're such a whore, Raz.

[syk]

Dude, didn't you always tell others you were ill or something? #1 means you're strange, the 2nd means you need to get laid and isn't a real diagnosis at all. Dysthymia, my arse.

Seriously, all you problems could be fix by you find a girl that fancies you.

Shame that the report states my situation essentially precludes that.  I can't even feel love.   I'm a monster.

If you sign the responsibility for your life over to a shrink who handed you a half-assed reason to stay in your basement, go ahead.
If these "diagnoses" are right you have a personality disorder, which is something that cannot be changed unless you leave your lovecraftian refuge. Just like the dysthymia. It's quite a natural thing to become sad and depressed when you've given up all the things others call a life, because: you don't have any fucking influence on anyfuckingthing.
In the name of Eugen Bleuler, get someone to kick your ass outside.

[Korea]

Dude, didn't you always tell others you were ill or something? #1 means you're strange, the 2nd means you need to get laid and isn't a real diagnosis at all. Dysthymia, my arse.

Seriously, all you problems could be fix by you find a girl that fancies you.

Shame that the report states my situation essentially precludes that.  I can't even feel love.   I'm a monster.

If you sign the responsibility for your life over to a shrink who handed you a half-assed reason to stay in your basement, go ahead.
If these "diagnoses" are right you have a personality disorder, which is something that cannot be changed unless you leave your lovecraftian refuge. Just like the dysthymia. It's quite a natural thing to become sad and depressed when you've given up all the things others call a life, because: you don't have any fucking influence on anyfuckingthing.
In the name of Eugen Bleuler, get someone to kick your ass outside.

Well, he did go see Watchmen with a friend.  I think he's taking positive steps forward.

[syk]

Sounds great! Next step: sports. Any.

[saskganesh]

Dude, didn't you always tell others you were ill or something? #1 means you're strange, the 2nd means you need to get laid and isn't a real diagnosis at all. Dysthymia, my arse.

Seriously, all you problems could be fix by you find a girl that fancies you.

Shame that the report states my situation essentially precludes that.  I can't even feel love.   I'm a monster.

bullshit. you have empathy.

... don't you?

[PDH]

My limit is to post one news article I find per thread, but M. Klinger has one waiting for GF, I am sure...