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Title: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: jimmy olsen on August 19, 2011, 01:53:35 AM
WTF!? Talk about classless! :lol:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/18/rick-perry-sex-ad_n_930250.html
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A full-page ad paid for by a supporter of Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul in the Austin Chronicle asks, "Have you ever had sex with Rick Perry?"

The eyebrow-raising message comes less than one week after the Texas governor announced his candidacy for president of the United States. Justin Elliot at Salon calls attention to the ad in the newsweekly and notes that there is no evidence that Perry has engaged in an extramarital affair.

Text in the ad reads, "Are you a stripper, an escort, or just a 'young hottie' impressed by an arrogant, entitled governor of Texas? Contact CASH [Committee Against Sexual Hypocrisy], and we will help you publicize your direct dealings with a Christian-buzzwords-spouting, 'family values' hypocrite and fraud."

(Click here to view an image of the ad via Salon.)

The Lone Star State Republican's wife Anita has been spotted by his side on the campaign trail this week.

Earlier this summer before Perry jumped into the GOP primary mix, Politico reported that the Texas governor's camp was prepared to combat unfounded rumors dating back to as early as 2004 that Perry is gay should he run.

Perry himself addressed allegations roughly seven years ago that he and his wife planned to divorce and that he was gay. He told the Austin American-Statesman at the time that he was being targeted with a "smear campaign" being conducted by his political enemies.

The AP reported in 2004:

    Perry said the rumors "are not correct in any shape, form or fashion. These are irresponsible. They're salacious. They're hurtful to my family." ... "I don't think a rumor can just get to critical mass by itself," Perry said. "I think you have to have a well thought-out, organized effort to disseminate that kind of information and keep it going day after day after day after day."

A message at the bottom of the ad taken out in the Austin Chronicle reads, "Note to gay people. If you know the truth about Rick, please QUIT covering for him."

Since launching his campaign last weekend, Perry has commanded significant attention in the race for the GOP presidential nomination. Not all of the buzz, however, has been positive.

Perry ignited controversy earlier this week with inflammatory remarks about Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke.

"If this guy prints more money between now and the election, I don't know what y'all would do to him in Iowa, but we would treat him pretty ugly down in Texas," the White House contender said during a stop in Iowa. He said that in his eyes such an act would be "almost treasonous."

On the heels of drawing criticism with the statement he explained, "I am just passionate about the issue and we stand by what we said."

Politico reports that during a stop in New Hampshire on Wednesday, Paul quipped that Perry makes him "sound like a moderate."

A vocal critic of the Federal Reserve the Texas congressman said, "I have never once said Bernanke has committed treason." He added, "But I have suggested very strongly that the Federal Reserve system and all the members have been counterfeiters for a long time."
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Razgovory on August 19, 2011, 02:06:37 AM
Wow.  That's really weird.
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Martinus on August 19, 2011, 02:47:25 AM
QuoteA vocal critic of the Federal Reserve the Texas congressman said, "I have never once said Bernanke has committed treason." He added, "But I have suggested very strongly that the Federal Reserve system and all the members have been counterfeiters for a long time."

Considering this guy is a gold standard supporter so his thinking is out of the 19th century - wasn't counterfeiting/forgery of money considered a crime on par with treason at the time?
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Palisadoes on August 19, 2011, 03:09:39 AM
The smear campaign is rather unsurprising. A shame that things have to be made so personal, however.
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Razgovory on August 19, 2011, 03:13:21 AM
Ron Paul's people are batshit loony.
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 19, 2011, 04:28:05 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on August 19, 2011, 03:13:21 AM
Ron Paul's people are batshit loony.

ORLY

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Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Eddie Teach on August 19, 2011, 04:31:48 AM
What's with all the corndog hate?  :lol:
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Syt on August 19, 2011, 04:45:54 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on August 19, 2011, 04:31:48 AM
What's with all the corndog hate?  :lol:

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Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: jimmy olsen on August 19, 2011, 04:52:51 AM
Dude...that just ain't right.
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: The Brain on August 19, 2011, 06:54:30 AM
Quote from: Syt on August 19, 2011, 04:45:54 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on August 19, 2011, 04:31:48 AM
What's with all the corndog hate?  :lol:

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Looks photoshopped to me.
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Eddie Teach on August 19, 2011, 07:08:23 AM
No way dude, they have dinner together all the time.
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Neil on August 19, 2011, 07:09:50 AM
Can Perry's wife call in?
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Valmy on August 19, 2011, 07:58:12 AM
My Republican friends swear Perry has had gay relationships so Paul's people might be barking up the wrong tree.
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Valmy on August 19, 2011, 07:59:04 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 19, 2011, 04:28:05 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on August 19, 2011, 03:13:21 AM
Ron Paul's people are batshit loony.

ORLY

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages1.dailykos.com%2Fi%2Fuser%2F191280%2Fperry275corndog.jpg&hash=b94bd546089991273e104a6527505674697fa760)

He does look like he has experience :hmm:
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Neil on August 19, 2011, 08:09:26 AM
Quote from: Valmy on August 19, 2011, 07:58:12 AM
My Republican friends swear Perry has had gay relationships so Paul's people might be barking up the wrong tree.
Those are the sorts of rumours that faggots spread all the time.
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Valmy on August 19, 2011, 08:15:36 AM
Quote from: Neil on August 19, 2011, 08:09:26 AM
Those are the sorts of rumours that faggots spread all the time.

When the governor is sticking his dick in their faces it is hard for them to keep their mouths shut :P
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Neil on August 19, 2011, 08:19:48 AM
Quote from: Valmy on August 19, 2011, 08:15:36 AM
Quote from: Neil on August 19, 2011, 08:09:26 AM
Those are the sorts of rumours that faggots spread all the time.
When the governor is sticking his dick in their faces it is hard for them to keep their mouths shut :P
Those homos are chatty bitches, aren't they?  Another reason that they have no place in government.
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Valmy on August 19, 2011, 08:21:16 AM
Quote from: Neil on August 19, 2011, 08:19:48 AM
Those homos are chatty bitches, aren't they?  Another reason that they have no place in government.

Yep.  What happened to discretion?
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Neil on August 19, 2011, 08:24:31 AM
Quote from: Valmy on August 19, 2011, 08:21:16 AM
Quote from: Neil on August 19, 2011, 08:19:48 AM
Those homos are chatty bitches, aren't they?  Another reason that they have no place in government.
Yep.  What happened to discretion?
It disappeared.  These days, everyone wants to show off to reporters that they are 'in the know'.  The pendulum has swung too far, and we'll need to adopt some Putin-esque reforms before the ship can right itself.
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Rasputin on August 19, 2011, 09:03:38 AM
 :hmm:i didnt think they allowed gay people in texas?
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Valmy on August 19, 2011, 09:07:16 AM
Quote from: Rasputin on August 19, 2011, 09:03:38 AM
:hmm:i didnt think they allowed gay people in texas?

I thought we had nothing but steers and queers?
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Malthus on August 19, 2011, 09:38:21 AM
Quote from: Valmy on August 19, 2011, 09:07:16 AM
Quote from: Rasputin on August 19, 2011, 09:03:38 AM
:hmm:i didnt think they allowed gay people in texas?

I thought we had nothing but steers and queers?

And which category do you fall into?  :P
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Valmy on August 19, 2011, 09:55:15 AM
Quote from: Malthus on August 19, 2011, 09:38:21 AM
And which category do you fall into?  :P

:ph34r:
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Martinus on August 19, 2011, 10:46:31 AM
Quote from: Rasputin on August 19, 2011, 09:03:38 AM
:hmm:i didnt think they allowed gay people in texas?

The mayor of Houston is gay.
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Valmy on August 19, 2011, 10:51:42 AM
Quote from: Martinus on August 19, 2011, 10:46:31 AM
Quote from: Rasputin on August 19, 2011, 09:03:38 AM
:hmm:i didnt think they allowed gay people in texas?

The mayor of Houston is gay.

I think Raputin was mocking us for our social conservative ways than speculating on the demographic make up of Texas.
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Ideologue on August 19, 2011, 11:59:38 AM
Quote from: Martinus on August 19, 2011, 10:46:31 AM
Quote from: Rasputin on August 19, 2011, 09:03:38 AM
:hmm:i didnt think they allowed gay people in texas?

The mayor of Houston is gay.

Thanks Dickipedia.  Jesus, that's like me caring who the mayor of Lodz fucks.  There's no reason for you to know that.
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Ed Anger on August 19, 2011, 12:03:28 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on August 19, 2011, 11:59:38 AM
Quote from: Martinus on August 19, 2011, 10:46:31 AM
Quote from: Rasputin on August 19, 2011, 09:03:38 AM
:hmm:i didnt think they allowed gay people in texas?

The mayor of Houston is gay.

Thanks Dickipedia.  Jesus, that's like me caring who the mayor of Lodz fucks.  There's no reason for you to know that.

I assume the mayor of Lodz fucks over the citizens of the city every day.
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: The Minsky Moment on August 19, 2011, 01:09:28 PM
Quote from: Rasputin on August 19, 2011, 09:03:38 AM
:hmm:i didnt think they allowed gay people in texas?

Yet the  Cowboys play their home games in Dallas.  How to resolve this conundrum?
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Valmy on August 19, 2011, 01:10:47 PM
Quote from: The Minsky Moment on August 19, 2011, 01:09:28 PM
Quote from: Rasputin on August 19, 2011, 09:03:38 AM
:hmm:i didnt think they allowed gay people in texas?

Yet the  Cowboys play their home games in Dallas.  How to resolve this conundrum?

Nicely done!
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: alfred russel on August 19, 2011, 01:11:31 PM
Princessa, that is a negative for me.
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: derspiess on August 19, 2011, 02:04:18 PM
So is anyone going to buy an ad that says (in big letters) "NO"?  'Cuz I'll throw in a dollar since I just want to be on the record responding as such.
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Iormlund on August 19, 2011, 03:46:10 PM
I'm with crazy grandpa on this one. If you want the government to dictate how people should live their sex lives yours becomes fair game as well.
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Admiral Yi on August 19, 2011, 03:50:39 PM
In crazy grandpa's defense the article says the ad was run by his supporters, not his campaign.
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Razgovory on August 19, 2011, 04:27:46 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on August 19, 2011, 03:50:39 PM
In crazy grandpa's defense the article says the ad was run by his supporters, not his campaign.

Which gives you an idea of the caliber of his supporters.
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Ed Anger on August 19, 2011, 04:31:24 PM
When the Ron Paul supporters arrive at a party, you might as well pack it in. Dullest fuckers ever. Might as well take a dump in the punchbowl.

Only thing worse than a Ron Paulie is a LaRouche foreigner zealot. I've had them ruin my lunch when I was trying to sit outside.  :mad:
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Martinus on August 19, 2011, 04:34:41 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on August 19, 2011, 11:59:38 AM
Quote from: Martinus on August 19, 2011, 10:46:31 AM
Quote from: Rasputin on August 19, 2011, 09:03:38 AM
:hmm:i didnt think they allowed gay people in texas?

The mayor of Houston is gay.

Thanks Dickipedia.  Jesus, that's like me caring who the mayor of Lodz fucks.  There's no reason for you to know that.

Are you kidding me? I read three interviews with her and watched a documentary. It was all over gay news.
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Ideologue on August 19, 2011, 04:40:58 PM
Probably a bunch of gay mayors.
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Admiral Yi on August 19, 2011, 04:44:00 PM
So, do you guys think lebiangs get large because they are lebiangs, or do they become lebiangs because they are large?
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: derspiess on August 19, 2011, 04:57:15 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on August 19, 2011, 04:44:00 PM
So, do you guys think lebiangs get large because they are lebiangs, or do they become lebiangs because they are large?

More of the former, but probably a little of the latter.  But someone needs to tell them they don't need to look like morbidly obese late teen redneck boys just because of their orientation.  In fact, if they tried to look more like the lebanesians on TV & in the movies, the world would be a better place.
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Razgovory on August 19, 2011, 04:58:36 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 19, 2011, 04:31:24 PM
When the Ron Paul supporters arrive at a party, you might as well pack it in. Dullest fuckers ever. Might as well take a dump in the punchbowl.

Only thing worse than a Ron Paulie is a LaRouche foreigner zealot. I've had them ruin my lunch when I was trying to sit outside.  :mad:

My mom was a delegate to the 1984 Democratic Convention.  The LaRouche weirdos were there in force demanded LaRouche get to make prime time speech.  She said they were the scariest motherfuckers she'd ever met.  Every time she saw one she ran.
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: derspiess on August 19, 2011, 05:18:21 PM
When I lived in Delaware there was always some dude set up about 30 feet from the front door of the DMV handing out LaRouche pamphlets.  Wonder if he ever gave up.
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Ideologue on August 19, 2011, 05:51:43 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on August 19, 2011, 04:44:00 PM
So, do you guys think lebiangs get large because they are lebiangs, or do they become lebiangs because they are large?

It's all that butch shit.

There are plenty of femmes who look perfectly fine, like my sister.  (Her current girlfriend, however, does pretty much fit the above stereotype, although not all of them have.)

And to be perfectly fair, there are plenty of soft butches who are hot; I worked with a girl whose girlfriend was a total lipstick lesbian and rather hot (sort of looked like Veronica Lake), but personally I'd have rather fucked the butchier one.  She was really skinny.
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: The Brain on August 19, 2011, 05:58:32 PM
I haven't had sex with Rick Perry.
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Ideologue on August 19, 2011, 06:03:47 PM
Quote from: The Brain on August 19, 2011, 05:58:32 PM
I haven't had sex with Rick Perry.

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

Actually, I'd never seen a picture of him till I looked him up just now.  Have you ever seen a man more store-brand that wasn't a newscaster in a 1980s comedy?  He's so generic he's almost unique again.
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Ed Anger on August 19, 2011, 06:10:12 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on August 19, 2011, 05:51:43 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on August 19, 2011, 04:44:00 PM
So, do you guys think lebiangs get large because they are lebiangs, or do they become lebiangs because they are large?

It's all that butch shit.

There are plenty of femmes who look perfectly fine, like my sister.  (Her current girlfriend, however, does pretty much fit the above stereotype, although not all of them have.)

And to be perfectly fair, there are plenty of soft butches who are hot; I worked with a girl whose girlfriend was a total lipstick lesbian and rather hot (sort of looked like Veronica Lake), but personally I'd have rather fucked the butchier one.  She was really skinny.

Lesbians in the corporate world tend to dress alright.
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Ideologue on August 19, 2011, 06:12:05 PM
This chick was a waitress, which may explain it to some degree, but seriously, she weighed like 95 pounds.  Who cares whether she wears makeup?
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: dps on August 19, 2011, 06:51:09 PM
Quote from: Martinus on August 19, 2011, 02:47:25 AM
QuoteA vocal critic of the Federal Reserve the Texas congressman said, "I have never once said Bernanke has committed treason." He added, "But I have suggested very strongly that the Federal Reserve system and all the members have been counterfeiters for a long time."

Considering this guy is a gold standard supporter so his thinking is out of the 19th century - wasn't counterfeiting/forgery of money considered a crime on par with treason at the time?

Not in the U.S. 

In Europe?  I wouldn't be surprised.  Stuff like poaching rabbits on a nobleman's estate was a capital crime in much of Europe during at least part of that century.

Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 19, 2011, 07:46:52 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on August 19, 2011, 05:51:43 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on August 19, 2011, 04:44:00 PM
So, do you guys think lebiangs get large because they are lebiangs, or do they become lebiangs because they are large?

It's all that butch shit.

There are plenty of femmes who look perfectly fine, like my sister.  (Her current girlfriend, however, does pretty much fit the above stereotype, although not all of them have.)

And to be perfectly fair, there are plenty of soft butches who are hot; I worked with a girl whose girlfriend was a total lipstick lesbian and rather hot (sort of looked like Veronica Lake), but personally I'd have rather fucked the butchier one.  She was really skinny.

Lesbos, butch are not, are a terror in the corporate environment.  Talk about "taking care of their own" territorialism; they make Masons look like passive-aggressive backstabbers.
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Neil on August 19, 2011, 08:23:45 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on August 19, 2011, 06:03:47 PM
Actually, I'd never seen a picture of him till I looked him up just now.  Have you ever seen a man more store-brand that wasn't a newscaster in a 1980s comedy?  He's so generic he's almost unique again.
He's trying to bring back the 80s fundamentalist slick hairstyle.
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Ideologue on August 19, 2011, 09:12:56 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 19, 2011, 07:46:52 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on August 19, 2011, 05:51:43 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on August 19, 2011, 04:44:00 PM
So, do you guys think lebiangs get large because they are lebiangs, or do they become lebiangs because they are large?

It's all that butch shit.

There are plenty of femmes who look perfectly fine, like my sister.  (Her current girlfriend, however, does pretty much fit the above stereotype, although not all of them have.)

And to be perfectly fair, there are plenty of soft butches who are hot; I worked with a girl whose girlfriend was a total lipstick lesbian and rather hot (sort of looked like Veronica Lake), but personally I'd have rather fucked the butchier one.  She was really skinny.

Lesbos, butch are not, are a terror in the corporate environment.  Talk about "taking care of their own" territorialism; they make Masons look like passive-aggressive backstabbers.

:lol:

Actually, did I misunderstand the question?  I really don't know how it relates to Rick Perry. : /
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: LaCroix on August 19, 2011, 09:34:18 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on August 19, 2011, 06:12:05 PM95 pounds.  Who cares whether she wears makeup?

may i subscribe to your newsletter? :)
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Ideologue on August 19, 2011, 10:08:24 PM
Quote from: LaCroix on August 19, 2011, 09:34:18 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on August 19, 2011, 06:12:05 PM95 pounds.  Who cares whether she wears makeup?

may i subscribe to your newsletter? :)

Girls You Can Throw Against a Wall monthly?  Sure.
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: The Brain on August 20, 2011, 01:35:00 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on August 19, 2011, 06:03:47 PM
Quote from: The Brain on August 19, 2011, 05:58:32 PM
I haven't had sex with Rick Perry.

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

Actually, I'd never seen a picture of him till I looked him up just now.  Have you ever seen a man more store-brand that wasn't a newscaster in a 1980s comedy?  He's so generic he's almost unique again.

:rolleyes: OK. I haven't had sex with Rick Perry YET. Happy?
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Eddie Teach on August 20, 2011, 01:58:54 AM
Quote from: The Brain on August 20, 2011, 01:35:00 AM
:rolleyes: OK. I haven't had sex with Rick Perry YET. Happy?

You're not getting any younger.
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: The Brain on August 20, 2011, 02:00:11 AM
I'm still cute.
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: DGuller on August 20, 2011, 02:17:45 AM
I wonder what it feels like.  :hmm:
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Admiral Yi on August 20, 2011, 02:26:48 AM
 :P
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Martinus on August 20, 2011, 02:33:37 AM
Quote from: LaCroix on August 19, 2011, 09:34:18 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on August 19, 2011, 06:12:05 PM95 pounds.  Who cares whether she wears makeup?

may i subscribe to your newsletter? :)

You're into young teens?
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Octavian on August 20, 2011, 03:09:52 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 19, 2011, 04:52:51 AM
Dude...that just ain't right.

Yeah it looks like she's using her teeth
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: LaCroix on August 20, 2011, 04:30:32 PM
Quote from: Martinus on August 20, 2011, 02:33:37 AMYou're into young teens?

nah. i just like skinny chicks

sorry if i hit a nerve. exercise and eat healthy and you'll lose some of your chunk :console:
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Ideologue on August 20, 2011, 06:34:51 PM
Quote from: Martinus on August 20, 2011, 02:33:37 AM
Quote from: LaCroix on August 19, 2011, 09:34:18 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on August 19, 2011, 06:12:05 PM95 pounds.  Who cares whether she wears makeup?

may i subscribe to your newsletter? :)

You're into young teens?

Oh, Martinus has something to say about the desire for youthful, slim partners?  Oh, please, proceed. :P

But, yeah, 95 pounds is arguably kinda underweight.  I am: part of the problem.
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: HisMajestyBOB on August 20, 2011, 06:42:39 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on August 20, 2011, 06:34:51 PM
Quote from: Martinus on August 20, 2011, 02:33:37 AM
Quote from: LaCroix on August 19, 2011, 09:34:18 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on August 19, 2011, 06:12:05 PM95 pounds.  Who cares whether she wears makeup?

may i subscribe to your newsletter? :)

You're into young teens?

Oh, Martinus has something to say about the desire for youthful, slim partners?  Oh, please, proceed. :P

But, yeah, 95 pounds is arguably kinda underweight.  I am: part of the problem.

Hard to get good breasts on an underweight girl :(
I prefer the more athletic types. Not too muscular or athletic though.
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Ideologue on August 20, 2011, 06:49:40 PM
I mean, I appreciate range of body types, actually, but my schtick is that I like really unhealthily tiny girls, and I have a fun point-counterpoint routine with Cal. :P

Now, it is true that it's my preference, generally I will trade size of tits for smallness of ass, even if we are all beautiful snowflakes.

See, that's why I'm not just the anti-Cal, but also the anti-Lettow.  He likes "Chinaman girls" because he's an inveterate racist and his perceptions are filtered through a Clockwork Orange-like barrage of bad anime, whereas I just like small women with dark, straight hair.  Epicanthic folds are a bonus, though.
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 20, 2011, 07:38:33 PM
I've really been working on this curvy 27 year old blonde at work.  All of 5' even, magnificent blue ribbon breasts and a totally spankable ass. 
Tough sell, though.  Has a live-in fiancee.  What her man's got to do with me, I dunno.  But that seems to be the sticking point.
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Ideologue on August 21, 2011, 01:53:18 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 20, 2011, 07:38:33 PM
I've really been working on this curvy 27 year old blonde at work.  All of 5' even, magnificent blue ribbon breasts and a totally spankable ass. 

Man are those a lot of code words for fat.
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 21, 2011, 04:37:45 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on August 21, 2011, 01:53:18 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 20, 2011, 07:38:33 PM
I've really been working on this curvy 27 year old blonde at work.  All of 5' even, magnificent blue ribbon breasts and a totally spankable ass. 

Man are those a lot of code words for fat.

Only if your tastes run Siegy-style.  Then again, I've never dressed up chicks in striped pajamas and played Camp Commandant.  WELCOME TO MY AUSCHWITZ OF LOVE BABY
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Ed Anger on August 21, 2011, 07:25:10 AM
QuoteThen again, I've never dressed up chicks in striped pajamas and played Camp Commandant.

Hot.
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 21, 2011, 11:48:58 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 21, 2011, 07:25:10 AM
QuoteThen again, I've never dressed up chicks in striped pajamas and played Camp Commandant.

Hot.

Sure...but after 8 months?  Talk about gamey meat.
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Ideologue on August 21, 2011, 12:12:46 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 21, 2011, 04:37:45 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on August 21, 2011, 01:53:18 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 20, 2011, 07:38:33 PM
I've really been working on this curvy 27 year old blonde at work.  All of 5' even, magnificent blue ribbon breasts and a totally spankable ass. 

Man are those a lot of code words for fat.

Only if your tastes run Siegy-style.  Then again, I've never dressed up chicks in striped pajamas and played Camp Commandant.  WELCOME TO MY AUSCHWITZ OF LOVE BABY

My bedroom is the gulag of our times.
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Ed Anger on August 21, 2011, 12:25:53 PM
I want to re-do the scene from the Longest Day. Chick dressed up like the resistance girl on a bike and I'm the Kraut. Except they ain't nobody to save her ass as she gets 'interrogated'.
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Ideologue on August 21, 2011, 12:34:17 PM
One of my life goals is to get a blowjob inside a B-29 at an air force museum while I pretend I'm bombing the Reich.  A Flying Fortress or Liberator is also acceptable.
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Ed Anger on August 21, 2011, 12:34:52 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on August 21, 2011, 12:34:17 PM
One of my life goals is to get a blowjob inside a B-29 at an air force museum.  A Flying Fortress or Liberator is also acceptable.

How about a B-36?
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Ideologue on August 21, 2011, 12:35:14 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 21, 2011, 12:34:52 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on August 21, 2011, 12:34:17 PM
One of my life goals is to get a blowjob inside a B-29 at an air force museum.  A Flying Fortress or Liberator is also acceptable.

How about a B-36?

Makes me feel inadequate.
Title: Re: Ron Paul Supporter's Ad Asks, 'Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?'
Post by: Ed Anger on August 21, 2011, 12:39:05 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on August 21, 2011, 12:35:14 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 21, 2011, 12:34:52 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on August 21, 2011, 12:34:17 PM
One of my life goals is to get a blowjob inside a B-29 at an air force museum.  A Flying Fortress or Liberator is also acceptable.

How about a B-36?

Makes me feel inadequate.

:lol: