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Title: 5 years married.
Post by: Ed Anger on July 01, 2011, 05:17:07 PM
5 year wedding anniversary as of the 5th. To celebrate here, I have decided to stop picking on Tim until the 6th.

So no wishing Tim to be hit by a bus, a rock fall on him, a glass dildo to be broken off in his ass, assraped by Janet Reno with a strap-on or Star Scream to rape him in a intergalactic gangbang with Rumble and Shockwave.

No more of that until the 6th! I am a generous man.
Title: Re: 5 years married.
Post by: citizen k on July 01, 2011, 05:21:31 PM
Congrats.

And congrats to Tim.

Title: Re: 5 years married.
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 01, 2011, 05:35:17 PM
 :lol:

I expect others will pick up the slack.
Title: Re: 5 years married.
Post by: Neil on July 01, 2011, 06:44:37 PM
Actually, it was 6 years for me on the 25th of June.
Title: Re: 5 years married.
Post by: Scipio on July 01, 2011, 08:21:10 PM
Well played, sirrah!  Well played!
Title: Re: 5 years married.
Post by: katmai on July 01, 2011, 09:07:44 PM
so averaging what, 5 kids per year of marriage?
Title: Re: 5 years married.
Post by: garbon on July 01, 2011, 09:15:28 PM
Please accept my heart felt condolences on this most tragic development.
Title: Re: 5 years married.
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 01, 2011, 10:07:43 PM
Quote from: katmai on July 01, 2011, 09:07:44 PM
so averaging what, 5 kids per year of marriage?

No joke.  She may have been a childbride piece of ass in the beginning, but after 5 kids in 5 years, she probably pisses sideways.

Congrats, Monkeybutt.  You sucker.
Title: Re: 5 years married.
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on July 01, 2011, 10:55:03 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 01, 2011, 10:07:43 PM
She may have been a childbride piece of ass in the beginning, but after 5 kids in 5 years, she probably pisses sideways.

:lol:
Title: Re: 5 years married.
Post by: jimmy olsen on July 02, 2011, 01:06:34 AM
Yay!

Congrats! :cheers:
Title: Re: 5 years married.
Post by: Stonewall on July 02, 2011, 01:07:37 AM
We celebrated our 5th last month. 

Congrats MB. :cheers:
Title: Re: 5 years married.
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 02, 2011, 02:13:33 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 01, 2011, 10:07:43 PM
Quote from: katmai on July 01, 2011, 09:07:44 PM
so averaging what, 5 kids per year of marriage?

No joke.  She may have been a childbride piece of ass in the beginning, but after 5 kids in 5 years, she probably pisses sideways.

Congrats, Monkeybutt.  You sucker.

:D

I got 20 bucks real money taking the long side of that bet.
Title: Re: 5 years married.
Post by: The Brain on July 02, 2011, 02:25:48 AM
:cheers:

Try to weave me into the post-coital conversation.
Title: Re: 5 years married.
Post by: merithyn on July 02, 2011, 09:52:50 AM
Quote from: Neil on July 01, 2011, 06:44:37 PM
Actually, it was 6 years for me on the 25th of June.

Max and my 6th anniversary was June 21. :)

And congrats on making it five years, Ed. :hug:
Title: Re: 5 years married.
Post by: HisMajestyBOB on July 02, 2011, 12:45:11 PM
:cheers: to all the happily married. :)
Title: Re: 5 years married.
Post by: sbr on July 02, 2011, 12:51:43 PM
Quote from: HisMajestyBOB on July 02, 2011, 12:45:11 PM
:cheers: to all the happily married. :)

:cheers: to those telling the truth.
Title: Re: 5 years married.
Post by: ulmont on July 02, 2011, 02:52:26 PM
Quote from: merithyn on July 02, 2011, 09:52:50 AM
Quote from: Neil on July 01, 2011, 06:44:37 PM
Actually, it was 6 years for me on the 25th of June.

Max and my 6th anniversary was June 21. :)

10 years this past June 2.  Congrats to all.
Title: Re: 5 years married.
Post by: Jacob on July 02, 2011, 03:31:45 PM
Congratulations :cheers:

We just passed the three year mark a month ago or so. No kids yet, just a dog.

Good luck with the one year moratorium on Tim-bashing.

Title: Re: 5 years married.
Post by: Ed Anger on July 02, 2011, 03:34:36 PM
Quote from: Jacob on July 02, 2011, 03:31:45 PM

Good luck with the one year moratorium on Tim-bashing.

WTF. The 6th is four days away.  :lol:

Title: Re: 5 years married.
Post by: Norgy on July 03, 2011, 04:35:21 AM
In your honour, I celebrated by asking for anal.
She declined.  <_<
Title: Re: 5 years married.
Post by: The Brain on July 03, 2011, 04:40:04 AM
Quote from: Jacob on July 02, 2011, 03:31:45 PM
No kids yet, just a dog.

:blink:

Still, a better surprise than twins I guess.
Title: Re: 5 years married.
Post by: Neil on July 03, 2011, 09:36:42 AM
It seems that a chunk of Languishites were all married around the same time.  There must have been something in the air, so to speak.
Title: Re: 5 years married.
Post by: Jacob on July 03, 2011, 11:06:58 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 02, 2011, 03:34:36 PM
Quote from: Jacob on July 02, 2011, 03:31:45 PM

Good luck with the one year moratorium on Tim-bashing.

WTF. The 6th is four days away.  :lol:

Oh good. That seems much more achievable then.
Title: Re: 5 years married.
Post by: HisMajestyBOB on July 03, 2011, 11:08:07 AM
Quote from: Neil on July 03, 2011, 09:36:42 AM
It seems that a chunk of Languishites were all married around the same time.  There must have been something in the air, so to speak.

Hallucinogens?
Title: Re: 5 years married.
Post by: Razgovory on July 03, 2011, 11:25:07 AM
Quote from: Neil on July 03, 2011, 09:36:42 AM
It seems that a chunk of Languishites were all married around the same time.  There must have been something in the air, so to speak.

I think it has to do with similar ages.
Title: Re: 5 years married.
Post by: Barrister on July 03, 2011, 10:53:21 PM
Quote from: Neil on July 03, 2011, 09:36:42 AM
It seems that a chunk of Languishites were all married around the same time.  There must have been something in the air, so to speak.
It does seem odd.

My 5 year anniversary is in August.   :cool:
Title: Re: 5 years married.
Post by: Octavian on July 04, 2011, 03:40:53 AM
Congrats Ed

My 2 year anniversary was in may.

Title: Re: 5 years married.
Post by: jimmy olsen on July 04, 2011, 06:54:34 AM
Quote from: Jacob on July 02, 2011, 03:31:45 PM

Good luck with the one year moratorium on Tim-bashing.
:lol: I see what you did there.
Title: Re: 5 years married.
Post by: Ed Anger on July 06, 2011, 07:55:34 AM
I am free to bash Tim.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fjesusfootprints.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F11%2Fbreak_chains1.jpg&hash=0386477949794ea5b971845b96fc472d740eb61e)
Title: Re: 5 years married.
Post by: HVC on July 06, 2011, 08:24:48 AM
sic semper timmicus
Title: Re: 5 years married.
Post by: Grey Fox on July 06, 2011, 08:28:35 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8h_v_our_Q

We are all Timmys!
Title: Re: 5 years married.
Post by: derspiess on July 06, 2011, 10:56:20 AM
Quote from: Neil on July 01, 2011, 06:44:37 PM
Actually, it was 6 years for me on the 25th of June.

11 years here as of June 6th.  I have the gray hair to prove it.
Title: Re: 5 years married.
Post by: crazy canuck on July 06, 2011, 11:00:34 AM
My 20th anniversary is coming up at the beginning of August.  In celebration I will look for opportunities to pick on Tim.
Title: Re: 5 years married.
Post by: PDH on July 06, 2011, 11:28:44 AM
I would have been married for 21 years last January.
Title: Re: 5 years married.
Post by: crazy canuck on July 06, 2011, 11:29:42 AM
Quote from: PDH on July 06, 2011, 11:28:44 AM
I would have been married for 21 years last January.

You should celebrate by coming up and having some beer.
Title: Re: 5 years married.
Post by: PDH on July 06, 2011, 11:36:55 AM
It's a deal.
Title: Re: 5 years married.
Post by: Grey Fox on July 06, 2011, 11:38:35 AM
My parents have been married for 34 years this year. They've been hating eachother for the past 19.
Title: Re: 5 years married.
Post by: Arvoreen on July 06, 2011, 11:39:02 AM
The middle of August will be my 20th anniversary!

Congrats to everyone!  :cheers:
Title: Re: 5 years married.
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 06, 2011, 05:46:04 PM
My cat is 10 years old.
Title: Re: 5 years married.
Post by: sbr on July 06, 2011, 06:38:17 PM
February would have been my 17th anniversary, but we were only married for about 6 years.  Then after a 5 year break we tried it again (without re-marrying) and stunningly, it still didn't work the second time either. :hide:

My parents have been married well over 40 years and are getting close to their 50th; they still seem to like each other too.
Title: Re: 5 years married.
Post by: Maximus on July 06, 2011, 06:54:11 PM
Quote from: sbr on July 06, 2011, 06:38:17 PM
My parents have been married well over 40 years and are getting close to their 50th; they still seem to like each other too.
My parents celebrated their 52nd this year.
Title: Re: 5 years married.
Post by: Ed Anger on July 06, 2011, 06:55:56 PM
I don't know how long my parents have been married. Never asked.  :lol: :blush:
Title: Re: 5 years married.
Post by: Razgovory on July 06, 2011, 07:29:34 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 06, 2011, 06:55:56 PM
I don't know how long my parents have been married. Never asked.  :lol: :blush:

Sometimes, you don't want to know. 

"Married?  We aren't married.  What gave you that idea?"
Title: Re: 5 years married.
Post by: Caliga on July 06, 2011, 08:02:18 PM
My parents were married in 1970 so I guess that makes it 41 years for them. :blink:

Next month it'll be 12 years for me. :cool:
Title: Re: 5 years married.
Post by: sbr on July 06, 2011, 08:36:03 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 06, 2011, 06:55:56 PM
I don't know how long my parents have been married. Never asked.  :lol: :blush:

I turn 41 in a few months and I know my folks were married for at least a couple of years before I was born.  I'm glad I'm not the only one who doesn't know how long their parents have been married.

Is it the kids responsibility to throw the 50th Golden Anniversary party?  If so I hope everyone like Mac and Cheese and hot dogs at the Grange Hall.