5 year wedding anniversary as of the 5th. To celebrate here, I have decided to stop picking on Tim until the 6th.
So no wishing Tim to be hit by a bus, a rock fall on him, a glass dildo to be broken off in his ass, assraped by Janet Reno with a strap-on or Star Scream to rape him in a intergalactic gangbang with Rumble and Shockwave.
No more of that until the 6th! I am a generous man.
Congrats.
And congrats to Tim.
:lol:
I expect others will pick up the slack.
Actually, it was 6 years for me on the 25th of June.
Well played, sirrah! Well played!
so averaging what, 5 kids per year of marriage?
Please accept my heart felt condolences on this most tragic development.
Quote from: katmai on July 01, 2011, 09:07:44 PM
so averaging what, 5 kids per year of marriage?
No joke. She may have been a childbride piece of ass in the beginning, but after 5 kids in 5 years, she probably pisses sideways.
Congrats, Monkeybutt. You sucker.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 01, 2011, 10:07:43 PM
She may have been a childbride piece of ass in the beginning, but after 5 kids in 5 years, she probably pisses sideways.
:lol:
Yay!
Congrats! :cheers:
We celebrated our 5th last month.
Congrats MB. :cheers:
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 01, 2011, 10:07:43 PM
Quote from: katmai on July 01, 2011, 09:07:44 PM
so averaging what, 5 kids per year of marriage?
No joke. She may have been a childbride piece of ass in the beginning, but after 5 kids in 5 years, she probably pisses sideways.
Congrats, Monkeybutt. You sucker.
:D
I got 20 bucks real money taking the long side of that bet.
:cheers:
Try to weave me into the post-coital conversation.
Quote from: Neil on July 01, 2011, 06:44:37 PM
Actually, it was 6 years for me on the 25th of June.
Max and my 6th anniversary was June 21. :)
And congrats on making it five years, Ed. :hug:
:cheers: to all the happily married. :)
Quote from: HisMajestyBOB on July 02, 2011, 12:45:11 PM
:cheers: to all the happily married. :)
:cheers: to those telling the truth.
Quote from: merithyn on July 02, 2011, 09:52:50 AM
Quote from: Neil on July 01, 2011, 06:44:37 PM
Actually, it was 6 years for me on the 25th of June.
Max and my 6th anniversary was June 21. :)
10 years this past June 2. Congrats to all.
Congratulations :cheers:
We just passed the three year mark a month ago or so. No kids yet, just a dog.
Good luck with the one year moratorium on Tim-bashing.
Quote from: Jacob on July 02, 2011, 03:31:45 PM
Good luck with the one year moratorium on Tim-bashing.
WTF. The 6th is four days away. :lol:
In your honour, I celebrated by asking for anal.
She declined. <_<
Quote from: Jacob on July 02, 2011, 03:31:45 PM
No kids yet, just a dog.
:blink:
Still, a better surprise than twins I guess.
It seems that a chunk of Languishites were all married around the same time. There must have been something in the air, so to speak.
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 02, 2011, 03:34:36 PM
Quote from: Jacob on July 02, 2011, 03:31:45 PM
Good luck with the one year moratorium on Tim-bashing.
WTF. The 6th is four days away. :lol:
Oh good. That seems much more achievable then.
Quote from: Neil on July 03, 2011, 09:36:42 AM
It seems that a chunk of Languishites were all married around the same time. There must have been something in the air, so to speak.
Hallucinogens?
Quote from: Neil on July 03, 2011, 09:36:42 AM
It seems that a chunk of Languishites were all married around the same time. There must have been something in the air, so to speak.
I think it has to do with similar ages.
Quote from: Neil on July 03, 2011, 09:36:42 AM
It seems that a chunk of Languishites were all married around the same time. There must have been something in the air, so to speak.
It does seem odd.
My 5 year anniversary is in August. :cool:
Congrats Ed
My 2 year anniversary was in may.
Quote from: Jacob on July 02, 2011, 03:31:45 PM
Good luck with the one year moratorium on Tim-bashing.
:lol: I see what you did there.
I am free to bash Tim.
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fjesusfootprints.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F11%2Fbreak_chains1.jpg&hash=0386477949794ea5b971845b96fc472d740eb61e)
sic semper timmicus
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8h_v_our_Q
We are all Timmys!
Quote from: Neil on July 01, 2011, 06:44:37 PM
Actually, it was 6 years for me on the 25th of June.
11 years here as of June 6th. I have the gray hair to prove it.
My 20th anniversary is coming up at the beginning of August. In celebration I will look for opportunities to pick on Tim.
I would have been married for 21 years last January.
Quote from: PDH on July 06, 2011, 11:28:44 AM
I would have been married for 21 years last January.
You should celebrate by coming up and having some beer.
It's a deal.
My parents have been married for 34 years this year. They've been hating eachother for the past 19.
The middle of August will be my 20th anniversary!
Congrats to everyone! :cheers:
My cat is 10 years old.
February would have been my 17th anniversary, but we were only married for about 6 years. Then after a 5 year break we tried it again (without re-marrying) and stunningly, it still didn't work the second time either. :hide:
My parents have been married well over 40 years and are getting close to their 50th; they still seem to like each other too.
Quote from: sbr on July 06, 2011, 06:38:17 PM
My parents have been married well over 40 years and are getting close to their 50th; they still seem to like each other too.
My parents celebrated their 52nd this year.
I don't know how long my parents have been married. Never asked. :lol: :blush:
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 06, 2011, 06:55:56 PM
I don't know how long my parents have been married. Never asked. :lol: :blush:
Sometimes, you don't want to know.
"Married? We aren't married. What gave you that idea?"
My parents were married in 1970 so I guess that makes it 41 years for them. :blink:
Next month it'll be 12 years for me. :cool:
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 06, 2011, 06:55:56 PM
I don't know how long my parents have been married. Never asked. :lol: :blush:
I turn 41 in a few months and I know my folks were married for at least a couple of years before I was born. I'm glad I'm not the only one who doesn't know how long their parents have been married.
Is it the kids responsibility to throw the 50th Golden Anniversary party? If so I hope everyone like Mac and Cheese and hot dogs at the Grange Hall.