5 years married.

[Ed Anger]

5 year wedding anniversary as of the 5th. To celebrate here, I have decided to stop picking on Tim until the 6th.

So no wishing Tim to be hit by a bus, a rock fall on him, a glass dildo to be broken off in his ass, assraped by Janet Reno with a strap-on or Star Scream to rape him in a intergalactic gangbang with Rumble and Shockwave.

No more of that until the 6th! I am a generous man.

[citizen k]

Congrats.

And congrats to Tim.

[Admiral Yi]

 

I expect others will pick up the slack.

[Neil]

Actually, it was 6 years for me on the 25th of June.

[Scipio]

Well played, sirrah!  Well played!

[katmai]

so averaging what, 5 kids per year of marriage?

[garbon]

Please accept my heart felt condolences on this most tragic development.

[CountDeMoney]

so averaging what, 5 kids per year of marriage?

No joke.  She may have been a childbride piece of ass in the beginning, but after 5 kids in 5 years, she probably pisses sideways.

Congrats, Monkeybutt.  You sucker.

[MadBurgerMaker]

She may have been a childbride piece of ass in the beginning, but after 5 kids in 5 years, she probably pisses sideways.

[jimmy olsen]

Yay!

Congrats!

[Stonewall]

We celebrated our 5th last month. 

Congrats MB.

[Admiral Yi]

so averaging what, 5 kids per year of marriage?

No joke.  She may have been a childbride piece of ass in the beginning, but after 5 kids in 5 years, she probably pisses sideways.

Congrats, Monkeybutt.  You sucker.

I got 20 bucks real money taking the long side of that bet.

[The Brain]

Try to weave me into the post-coital conversation.

[merithyn]

Actually, it was 6 years for me on the 25th of June.

Max and my 6th anniversary was June 21.

And congrats on making it five years, Ed.

[HisMajestyBOB]

to all the happily married.