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Title: It's my wedding day
Post by: Valmy on April 18, 2009, 08:43:24 AM
I shall be a married Valmy when I return here tommorow.  If anything interesting happens an AAR to follow.   See you fine Languishites later.
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Caliga on April 18, 2009, 08:45:06 AM
:thumbsup:

slavery = WIN.
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Weatherman on April 18, 2009, 08:46:51 AM
Congrads. :)
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 18, 2009, 08:47:45 AM
Dumbass.
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Neil on April 18, 2009, 08:47:46 AM
Will ninjas attack, like they did at my wedding?  Will Jaron die of congestive heart failure?  Stay tuned!
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Capetan Mihali on April 18, 2009, 08:48:17 AM
Ask for banal!   :XD:

:hug: Congratulations.   :hug:
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: HVC on April 18, 2009, 08:49:44 AM
Congrats!


Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Savonarola on April 18, 2009, 08:50:26 AM
Best of luck, Valmy.
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Pedrito on April 18, 2009, 08:53:34 AM
 Congratulations!  :hug:

L.
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Faeelin on April 18, 2009, 08:54:20 AM
Congratulations!
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Martinus on April 18, 2009, 08:55:17 AM
Congratulations!
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: jimmy olsen on April 18, 2009, 09:01:40 AM
Congrats! :w00t:
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: The Brain on April 18, 2009, 09:10:14 AM
Grats! :)
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Faeelin on April 18, 2009, 09:14:31 AM
Congratulations!
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on April 18, 2009, 09:29:05 AM
Good luck Valmy! :w00t:

Quote from: mongers on April 18, 2009, 08:46:18 AM
But Valmy, do yourself a favour, for the love of god, don't post on Languish whilst on honeymoon; let her know about 'it' gradually.  :P

Um, so, what if she already knows about it... :unsure:
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Syt on April 18, 2009, 10:04:14 AM
[Luke Skywalker]This is your last chance! [/Luke Skywalker]
[Leia Organa]You're going to regret this![/Leia Skywalker]

Best of luck, though.
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: charliebear on April 18, 2009, 10:08:55 AM
Ahhh....

Congratulations  *tink*
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on April 18, 2009, 10:28:11 AM
Good luck  :cool:!
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Grey Fox on April 18, 2009, 10:53:31 AM
Have Fun! Don't forget to refer to your wedding has a "party".

Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Barrister on April 18, 2009, 11:25:35 AM
Have a blast today Valmy.
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: syk on April 18, 2009, 11:38:43 AM
Grats!
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 18, 2009, 11:40:07 AM
Quote from: Barrister on April 18, 2009, 11:25:35 AM
Have a blast today Valmy.

Yeah, but be sure not to drink to excess, when you come to the realization of what the fuck you just did.
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Josquius on April 18, 2009, 11:47:37 AM
Its a trap.
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Neil on April 18, 2009, 12:05:26 PM
Everyone is happy for you Valmy, except for the emo-posters like CdM and Jos.
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Brazen on April 18, 2009, 12:37:50 PM
Logging into your favourite forum is part of tradition now, is it? ^_^

Have a great day and happy future together. Maybe you'll spell better when you're not so nervous ;)
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Vince on April 18, 2009, 12:47:48 PM
Congrats!
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 18, 2009, 12:53:29 PM
Quote from: Neil on April 18, 2009, 12:05:26 PM
Everyone is happy for you Valmy, except for the emo-posters like CdM and Jos.

Maybe he'll luck out, and get a job with his father-in-law.
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Norgy on April 18, 2009, 01:10:43 PM
Congratulations!

Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: vinraith on April 18, 2009, 01:27:41 PM
Congrats Valmy, don't let the lonely, bitter husks that populate Languish get you down. :)
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Queequeg on April 18, 2009, 01:29:35 PM
Quote from: vinraith on April 18, 2009, 01:27:41 PM
Congrats Valmy, don't let the lonely, bitter husks that populate Languish get you down. :)
Agreed.

Congratulations Valmy!  [Your Parents]When are we going to see grandkids?[/Your Parents]
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: alfred russel on April 18, 2009, 01:33:55 PM
Congrats!
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: katmai on April 18, 2009, 02:09:31 PM
For the love of god, you still have a chance to run Valmy!
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Ed Anger on April 18, 2009, 02:21:57 PM
Congrats! Remember to have "obey" put back in her vows.
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: vinraith on April 18, 2009, 02:35:31 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 18, 2009, 02:21:57 PM
Congrats! Remember to have "obey" put back in her vows.

Better yet, go back to the old English vows that include a requirement to be "buxom in bed." Granted the meaning of the word "buxom" has changed since then, but I don't see any reason to break with tradition.
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Ed Anger on April 18, 2009, 02:37:52 PM
Quote from: vinraith on April 18, 2009, 02:35:31 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 18, 2009, 02:21:57 PM
Congrats! Remember to have "obey" put back in her vows.

Better yet, go back to the old English vows that include a requirement to be "buxom in bed." Granted the meaning of the word "buxom" has changed since then, but I don't see any reason to break with tradition.

*looks it up*

I learned something today.  :hug:
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Admiral Yi on April 18, 2009, 03:02:20 PM
:cheers:

Post a pic of the bloody bed sheet tomorrow.
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Caliga on April 18, 2009, 03:18:55 PM
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Barrister on April 18, 2009, 03:35:45 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 18, 2009, 03:02:20 PM
:cheers:

Post a pic of the bloody bed sheet tomorrow.

Or don't... :unsure:
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: The Brain on April 18, 2009, 03:44:21 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 18, 2009, 03:02:20 PM
:cheers:

Post a pic of the bloody bed sheet tomorrow.

Or the fucking pillow.
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 18, 2009, 03:44:53 PM
Quote from: Barrister on April 18, 2009, 03:35:45 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 18, 2009, 03:02:20 PM
:cheers:

Post a pic of the bloody bed sheet tomorrow.

Or don't... :unsure:

Only if she was wrapped up in it, and he had an aluminum softball bat.
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: DisturbedPervert on April 18, 2009, 04:00:47 PM
Quote from: The Brain on April 18, 2009, 03:44:21 PM
Or the fucking pillow.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbedzine.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F01%2Fpillow_lap.jpg&hash=53e818a7fb176eb371d8162ecd22404a0a0fcdb1)
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: The Brain on April 18, 2009, 04:08:34 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on April 18, 2009, 04:00:47 PM
Quote from: The Brain on April 18, 2009, 03:44:21 PM
Or the fucking pillow.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbedzine.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F01%2Fpillow_lap.jpg&hash=53e818a7fb176eb371d8162ecd22404a0a0fcdb1)

:w00t: I want it.
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Lucidor on April 18, 2009, 04:17:16 PM
Wonderful! Here's to the happily marrieds'! :cheers:
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Scipio on April 18, 2009, 05:24:17 PM
Huzzah!  :cheers:
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: C.C.R. on April 18, 2009, 05:30:45 PM
Tell me that you got at least two goats for the dowry -- right?  RIGHT???

Oh, well.  Best of luck to you & Mrs. Valmy...

:ccr:
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: katmai on April 18, 2009, 05:33:00 PM
Quote from: Lucidor on April 18, 2009, 04:17:16 PM
Wonderful! Here's to the happily marrieds'! :cheers:
I thought that was a myth, like easter bunny, santa claus and lipstick lesbians?
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: C.C.R. on April 18, 2009, 05:37:21 PM
Quote from: katmai on April 18, 2009, 05:33:00 PM
I thought that was a myth, like easter bunny, santa claus and lipstick lesbians?

It's a relative term...
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: KRonn on April 18, 2009, 07:16:39 PM
Grats on your wedding Valmy!  :cheers:
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Grallon on April 18, 2009, 08:32:47 PM
Amazing how so many guys go willingly to their emasculation ! 

Well for what it's worth, I do hope you two will last longer than the statistical 2 years.




G.
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Razgovory on April 18, 2009, 09:56:24 PM
Yay for Valmy.  Now she can't get away!
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: vinraith on April 18, 2009, 10:19:01 PM
Quote from: Grallon on April 18, 2009, 08:32:47 PM
Amazing how so many guys go willingly to their emasculation ! 

Well for what it's worth, I do hope you two will last longer than the statistical 2 years.

G.

As a matter of academic curiosity, is all monogamy emasculating in your view, or only monogamy with a female?
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: katmai on April 18, 2009, 10:24:50 PM
Quote from: vinraith on April 18, 2009, 10:19:01 PM
Quote from: Grallon on April 18, 2009, 08:32:47 PM
Amazing how so many guys go willingly to their emasculation ! 

Well for what it's worth, I do hope you two will last longer than the statistical 2 years.

G.

As a matter of academic curiosity, is all monogamy emasculating in your view, or only monogamy with a female?

Silly Vin, asking a question he knows the answer to :P
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: DontSayBanana on April 18, 2009, 10:30:04 PM
Grats, dude. :cheers:
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Sheilbh on April 19, 2009, 08:39:06 AM
Quote from: vinraith on April 18, 2009, 10:19:01 PM
Quote from: Grallon on April 18, 2009, 08:32:47 PM
Amazing how so many guys go willingly to their emasculation ! 

Well for what it's worth, I do hope you two will last longer than the statistical 2 years.

G.

As a matter of academic curiosity, is all monogamy emasculating in your view, or only monogamy with a female?
I think it's either all monogamy, or that straight monogamy is emasculating and gay monogamy is deluded.

:w00t: Valmy!
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Martinus on April 19, 2009, 08:57:51 AM
Quote from: vinraith on April 18, 2009, 10:19:01 PM
Quote from: Grallon on April 18, 2009, 08:32:47 PM
Amazing how so many guys go willingly to their emasculation ! 

Well for what it's worth, I do hope you two will last longer than the statistical 2 years.

G.

As a matter of academic curiosity, is all monogamy emasculating in your view, or only monogamy with a female?
Only with a female. There is nothing more masculine than sucking another guy's cock.  :contract:
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Ed Anger on April 19, 2009, 09:02:22 AM
Well Val, the gay took over your thread. I'll drag it around the barn and shoot it in the head to prevent it spreading like cooties.
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Grallon on April 19, 2009, 09:29:14 AM
Quote from: vinraith on April 18, 2009, 10:19:01 PM


As a matter of academic curiosity, is all monogamy emasculating in your view, or only monogamy with a female?


Academic ?  Are you a psychologist then ?  ;)  Well I'll take a chance this question is in earnest and answer accordingly. 

Emasculation as you know implies a deprivation of virility.  Monogamy in itself isn't emasculating; it's rather that a great many heterosexual males seem to abandon, willingly apparently, the conduct of a long term relationship to their partner.  As if they were reverting to the behavioral pattern that was existant in their relationship with their mothers.  More often than not they'll rationalize this by pretending it's to keep the 'nagging' at its lowest, or call it 'being conciliatory' as an adult should; but I think its simply because most want to revert to the idealized comfort and security of childhood - complete with frequent diving into the womb.

And so women hold males in thrall, through the twin whips of emotional comfort and sexual gratification.  Thus heterosexual men are often 'cuntslaves'; ergo emasculated.




G.
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Strix on April 19, 2009, 09:32:56 AM
Congrats!
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Sheilbh on April 19, 2009, 10:01:25 AM
God I love Grallon :w00t:
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Neil on April 19, 2009, 10:10:55 AM
Quote from: Grallon on April 19, 2009, 09:29:14 AM
Quote from: vinraith on April 18, 2009, 10:19:01 PM


As a matter of academic curiosity, is all monogamy emasculating in your view, or only monogamy with a female?


Academic ?  Are you a psychologist then ?  ;)  Well I'll take a chance this question is in earnest and answer accordingly. 

Emasculation as you know implies a deprivation of virility.  Monogamy in itself isn't emasculating; it's rather that a great many heterosexual males seem to abandon, willingly apparently, the conduct of a long term relationship to their partner.  As if they were reverting to the behavioral pattern that was existant in their relationship with their mothers.  More often than not they'll rationalize this by pretending it's to keep the 'nagging' at its lowest, or call it 'being conciliatory' as an adult should; but I think its simply because most want to revert to the idealized comfort and security of childhood - complete with frequent diving into the womb.

And so women hold males in thrall, through the twin whips of emotional comfort and sexual gratification.  Thus heterosexual men are often 'cuntslaves'; ergo emasculated.
But if emasculation implies a lack of virility, and homosexual men are by definition not virile, then wouldn't you say that all homosexual men are emasculated as well?  I think that if you're defining emasculation in such a way that only a small minority of single, heterosexual men avoid falling into the category, you've set the goals so widely as to be meaningless.

Still, I note it's exclusively the gay posters who are lining up to take shots at marriage.
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Sheilbh on April 19, 2009, 10:19:05 AM
Quote from: Neil on April 19, 2009, 10:10:55 AM
Still, I note it's exclusively the gay posters who are lining up to take shots at marriage.
Grallon and CdM?

I not it's exclusively misanthropic posters who are lining up to take shots at potential human happiness.
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 19, 2009, 10:22:53 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on April 19, 2009, 10:19:05 AM
Quote from: Neil on April 19, 2009, 10:10:55 AM
Still, I note it's exclusively the gay posters who are lining up to take shots at marriage.
Grallon and CdM?

I not it's exclusively misanthropic posters who are lining up to take shots at potential human happiness.

That's MISTERanthropic to you, pal.
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Neil on April 19, 2009, 10:26:46 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on April 19, 2009, 10:19:05 AM
Quote from: Neil on April 19, 2009, 10:10:55 AM
Still, I note it's exclusively the gay posters who are lining up to take shots at marriage.
Grallon and CdM?

I not it's exclusively misanthropic posters who are lining up to take shots at potential human happiness.
And Jos.  Possibly Martinus, although I don't even read his posts before I reply with knee-jerk hostility.
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Jacob on April 19, 2009, 11:52:05 AM
Congrats Valmy :cheers:
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Saladin on April 19, 2009, 12:01:21 PM
 :cheers:
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Grallon on April 19, 2009, 12:27:26 PM
Quote from: Neil on April 19, 2009, 10:10:55 AM

...and homosexual men are by definition not virile

Sirrah please !  :P

Quote from: Neil on April 19, 2009, 10:10:55 AM

...wouldn't you say that all homosexual men are emasculated as well?

We were discussing the mechanics of 'cuntslavery' so I deliberately avoided talking about faggorty.  A topic with which, we all know, you have personal issues.

Be that as it may, I think we should transport this discussion into another thread since this one is devoted to Valmy's important moment.  And I like him better than most since he's never afraid to call me on my bullshit.  So out of respect I shall desist for now.




G.
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: garbon on April 19, 2009, 12:31:31 PM
Quote from: Grallon on April 19, 2009, 12:27:26 PM
And I like him better than most since he's never afraid to call me on my bullshit. 

Who is afraid to call you on your bullshit (or by another name, almost every post you make)? :huh:
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on April 19, 2009, 12:33:35 PM
Congrats Valmy!
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: vinraith on April 19, 2009, 12:35:12 PM
Quote from: Grallon on April 19, 2009, 09:29:14 AM
Quote from: vinraith on April 18, 2009, 10:19:01 PM


As a matter of academic curiosity, is all monogamy emasculating in your view, or only monogamy with a female?


Academic ?  Are you a psychologist then ?  ;) 

No, just the son of one, with an amateur interest in the subject.

Anyway, your convoluted justifications of anti-heterosexual prejudice based on sitcom stereotypes of married life are interesting, and at least you're considerably more articulate than your average bigot. :)
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Valmy on April 19, 2009, 12:35:28 PM
This thread is so awesomely Languish.  I love you guys.  :cry:

It was a totally kick ass wedding.  My groomsmen and I were playing Puerto Rico right up until it was time to head out and do the wedding thing.  The ceremony went perfectly, the food was awesome, I have shitloads of left over chocolate cheesecake and the wedding night was  :perv:

Anyway no disasters occured so no funny stories :weep:

Once I get some pictures I will put em here. 
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: vinraith on April 19, 2009, 12:37:23 PM
Glad to hear everything went to plan V. Congrats again. :)
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: jimmy olsen on April 19, 2009, 12:50:06 PM
Quote from: Valmy on April 19, 2009, 12:35:28 PM
groomsmen and I were playing Puerto Rico
:huh:
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: vinraith on April 19, 2009, 12:52:32 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 19, 2009, 12:50:06 PM
Quote from: Valmy on April 19, 2009, 12:35:28 PM
groomsmen and I were playing Puerto Rico
:huh:

It's a board game (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puerto_Rico_(board_game)).
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Zanza on April 19, 2009, 12:54:49 PM
Congratulations. :cheers:
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on April 19, 2009, 01:13:11 PM
 :cheers:
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: The Brain on April 19, 2009, 01:19:53 PM
:cheers:

Those wedding bells are breaking up that old gang of mine. :(
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Neil on April 19, 2009, 02:19:31 PM
Quote from: Grallon on April 19, 2009, 12:27:26 PM
Quote from: Neil on April 19, 2009, 10:10:55 AM

...and homosexual men are by definition not virile

Sirrah please !  :P
Virility is stereotypical masculinity and potence.  By definition, gays lack those qualities.
Quote
Quote from: Neil on April 19, 2009, 10:10:55 AM

...wouldn't you say that all homosexual men are emasculated as well?

We were discussing the mechanics of 'cuntslavery' so I deliberately avoided talking about faggorty.  A topic with which, we all know, you have personal issues.
I just feel that it's inappropriate to consider any form of mature intimate relationship to be 'slavery'.
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: The Brain on April 19, 2009, 02:21:47 PM
Quote from: Neil on April 19, 2009, 02:19:31 PM
I just feel that it's inappropriate to consider any form of mature intimate relationship to be 'slavery'.

It's a legitimate form of relationship. :mad:
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 19, 2009, 05:35:36 PM
Quote from: Neil on April 19, 2009, 02:19:31 PMI just feel that it's inappropriate to consider any form of mature intimate relationship to be 'slavery'.

Really.  Do Canadians have a different word for "marriage" in their language or something?
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: katmai on April 19, 2009, 05:40:20 PM
Dammit Valmy, you just got married yesterday, get the fuck off Languish!
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Ed Anger on April 19, 2009, 05:42:18 PM
Quote from: katmai on April 19, 2009, 05:40:20 PM
Dammit Valmy, you just got married yesterday, get the fuck off Languish!

Yes, that disturbs me.
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Admiral Yi on April 19, 2009, 05:52:24 PM
Quote from: katmai on April 19, 2009, 05:40:20 PM
Dammit Valmy, you just got married yesterday, get the fuck off Languish!
The poor bride needs some time to recuperate from Valmy's savage, continuous assaults.
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Caliga on April 19, 2009, 06:14:19 PM
Quote from: Valmy on April 19, 2009, 12:35:28 PMI have shitloads of left over chocolate cheesecake

Hook a brotha up :mmm:
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: lustindarkness on April 19, 2009, 11:33:01 PM
 :cheers: :boff: :thumbsup: :yeah: :w00t:
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: katmai on April 19, 2009, 11:37:30 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on April 19, 2009, 11:33:01 PM
:cheers: :boff: :thumbsup: :yeah: :w00t:

Damn indecisive Ricans, pick one!
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: lustindarkness on April 19, 2009, 11:40:24 PM
Quote from: katmai on April 19, 2009, 11:37:30 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on April 19, 2009, 11:33:01 PM
:cheers: :boff: :thumbsup: :yeah: :w00t:

Damn indecisive Ricans, pick one!

:yeah: :yeah:  :yeah: :yeah:  :yeah: :yeah:  :yeah: :yeah:
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Eddie Teach on April 19, 2009, 11:41:53 PM
Congratulations. May your first child be a masculine child. :cheers:
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Valmy on April 20, 2009, 08:21:11 AM
Quote from: katmai on April 19, 2009, 05:40:20 PM
Dammit Valmy, you just got married yesterday, get the fuck off Languish!

Ok well now I am back at work so I have plenty of time to post on Languish! :P
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Valmy on April 20, 2009, 08:22:11 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on April 19, 2009, 11:41:53 PM
Congratulations. May your first child be a masculine child. :cheers:

I will do my best :shifty:
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Ed Anger on April 20, 2009, 08:22:59 AM
Quote from: Valmy on April 20, 2009, 08:21:11 AM
Quote from: katmai on April 19, 2009, 05:40:20 PM
Dammit Valmy, you just got married yesterday, get the fuck off Languish!

Ok well now I am back at work so I have plenty of time to post on Languish! :P

Damn, your honeymoon was shorter than mine.
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Valmy on April 20, 2009, 08:24:01 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 20, 2009, 08:22:59 AM
Damn, your honeymoon was shorter than mine.

The Honeymoon starts on Thursday.

We are going to Boston, New York, and Washington DC.
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Grey Fox on April 20, 2009, 08:26:24 AM
Weird southerner that go North for their honeymoon.

You make BB look sensible by going to Scotland.
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Valmy on April 20, 2009, 08:30:51 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on April 20, 2009, 08:26:24 AM
Weird southerner that go North for their honeymoon.

You make BB look sensible by going to Scotland.

Why should we go South...we already live there...
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Ed Anger on April 20, 2009, 08:36:50 AM
Quote from: Valmy on April 20, 2009, 08:24:01 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 20, 2009, 08:22:59 AM
Damn, your honeymoon was shorter than mine.

The Honeymoon starts on Thursday.

We are going to Boston, New York, and Washington DC.

Boston. meh.

Go to RI and kick Tim in the nuts.
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Valmy on April 20, 2009, 08:41:19 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 20, 2009, 08:36:50 AM
Boston. meh.

Go to RI and kick Tim in the nuts.

We are flying into Providence :shifty:
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Ed Anger on April 20, 2009, 08:42:53 AM
Quote from: Valmy on April 20, 2009, 08:41:19 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 20, 2009, 08:36:50 AM
Boston. meh.

Go to RI and kick Tim in the nuts.

We are flying into Providence :shifty:

KICK HIM IN THE NUTS! HAVE HER KICK HIM IN THE NUTS!

Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Grey Fox on April 20, 2009, 08:47:24 AM
Quote from: Valmy on April 20, 2009, 08:30:51 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on April 20, 2009, 08:26:24 AM
Weird southerner that go North for their honeymoon.

You make BB look sensible by going to Scotland.

Why should we go South...we already live there...

You don't live in Aruba!
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Valmy on April 20, 2009, 08:49:12 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on April 20, 2009, 08:47:24 AM
You don't live in Aruba!

Hey we just went to the Caribbean last fall.  We are doing an urban vacation.
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: PDH on April 20, 2009, 08:53:37 AM
QuoteMan Honeymoons 'On Languish'
Posted: Sunday, April 19, 2009 11:33 PM
Filed Under: On Assignment
Reporter's Notebook

By M Klinger, NBC News Correspondent


In this modern age of the "internet" and "cell-phones" and "flavored coffee" one man is boldly expanding his horizons by not leaving his desk.

Pierre J Valmy, resident of that notorious hippie-haven Austin, recently decided that instead of spending quality time with his new bride, he would rather gather in a cancerous web-board filled with misanthropic low-lifes who routinely attack each other for no other reason than to destroy another's ego.

While he says it is because of his fondness for his post-count, residents of that board beg to differ.  "Really, this is like the Russian attempt to launch the first cosmonauts into space without including a gay man," said one poster in a heavily slavic accent.  "I agree, plus Meri is too fat" added his side-kick.

The opinions here range from complete disinterest to rabid hatred.  "While normally I could not care less, it is clear that his straw-man has backfired thus invalidating his entire existence" was heard several times, leading this reporter to conclude that this was some sort of code phrase for "congratulations."  Others added such things as "I told him he was just a cunt-slave and therefore a lesser human - really he should have just married a subhuman arab and then killed himself in a fit of ennui."

There were positive voices, usually from the crowd who copy-paste news articles or reply only in smilies.  "Gee, wow, I wonder if someday I could have a girl talk to me" was among the deeper comments from the crowd, although other positives included "give it to her in the butt, it is how you establish your authority" or "Use her now, then dump her - anything else and you have lost your freedom."

While overall a bold choice, the reporter salutes Valmy for his dedication to his true love, padding his post count in a vain attempt to catch Garbon.
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Malthus on April 20, 2009, 09:00:05 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 19, 2009, 12:50:06 PM
Quote from: Valmy on April 19, 2009, 12:35:28 PM
groomsmen and I were playing Puerto Rico
:huh:

I believe it is where you take a Puerto Rican, get him drunk, and intoduce him to farm animals; hilarity ensues. An old Texas tradition on wedding days.  :yes:
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Grey Fox on April 20, 2009, 09:00:55 AM
 :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

My co-workers are looking at me funny now.
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: charliebear on April 20, 2009, 09:04:07 AM
Quote from: Valmy on April 19, 2009, 12:35:28 PM
The ceremony went perfectly, the food was awesome, I have shitloads of left over chocolate cheesecake


Did somebody say chocolate?
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Martinus on April 20, 2009, 09:04:29 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: charliebear on April 20, 2009, 09:07:29 AM
Quote from: PDH on April 20, 2009, 08:53:37 AM
QuoteMan Honeymoons 'On Languish'
Posted: Sunday, April 19, 2009 11:33 PM
Filed Under: On Assignment
Reporter's Notebook

By M Klinger, NBC News Correspondent


In this modern age of the "internet" and "cell-phones" and "flavored coffee" one man is boldly expanding his horizons by not leaving his desk.

Pierre J Valmy, resident of that notorious hippie-haven Austin, recently decided that instead of spending quality time with his new bride, he would rather gather in a cancerous web-board filled with misanthropic low-lifes who routinely attack each other for not other reason than to destroy another's ego.

While he says it is because of his fondness for his post-count, residents of that board beg to differ.  "Really, this is like the Russian attempt to launch the first cosmonauts into space without including a gay man," said one poster in a heavily slavic accent.  "I agree, plus Meri is too fat" added his side-kick.

The opinions here range from complete disinterest to rabid hatred.  "While normally I could not care less, it is clear that his straw-man has backfired thus invalidating his entire existence" was heard several times, leading this reporter to conclude that this was some sort of code phrase for "congratulations."  Others added such things as "I told him he was just a cunt-slave and therefore a lesser human - really he should have just married a subhuman arab and then killed himself in a fit of ennui."

There were positive voices, usually from the crowd who copy-paste news articles or reply only in smilies.  "Gee, wow, I wonder if someday I could have a girl talk to me" was among the deeper comments from the crowd, although other positives included "give it to her in the butt, it is how you establish your authority" or "Use her now, then dump her - anything else and you have lost your freedom."

While overall a bold choice, the reporter salutes Valmy for his dedication to his true love, padding his post count in a vain attempt to catch Garbon.



*sniffle* This left a tear in my eye. 

Bravo!
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Caliga on April 20, 2009, 09:14:48 AM
What kinds of stuff do you want to do in Boston?

While I can kinda see someone taking a honeymoon to Martha's Vineyard or Cape Cod generally, I kinda don't get a honeymoon to Boston proper. :huh:
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Valmy on April 20, 2009, 09:16:18 AM
Quote from: Caliga on April 20, 2009, 09:14:48 AM
What kinds of stuff do you want to do in Boston?

While I can kinda see someone taking a honeymoon to Martha's Vineyard or Cape Cod generally, I kinda don't get a honeymoon to Boston proper. :huh:

Remember that guy whose wedding I went to in 2006 up there?  We are visiting him.  The Honeymoon proper is in NYC proper.
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Caliga on April 20, 2009, 09:18:20 AM
Quote from: Valmy on April 20, 2009, 09:16:18 AMRemember that guy whose wedding I went to in 2006 up there?  We are visiting him.  The Honeymoon proper is in NYC proper.

Ok, props. :)
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Camper on April 20, 2009, 10:10:42 AM
Congratulation Valmy. 
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: lustindarkness on April 20, 2009, 10:32:41 AM
 :lmfao: PDH, I will have to nominate you for the no longer existant POTM. That was great.
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Grallon on April 20, 2009, 12:05:12 PM
Quote from: PDH on April 20, 2009, 08:53:37 AM
QuoteMan Honeymoons 'On Languish'
Posted: Sunday, April 19, 2009 11:33 PM
Filed Under: On Assignment
Reporter's Notebook

By M Klinger, NBC News Correspondent


In this modern age of the "internet" and "cell-phones" and "flavored coffee" one man is boldly expanding his horizons by not leaving his desk.

Pierre J Valmy, resident of that notorious hippie-haven Austin, recently decided that instead of spending quality time with his new bride, he would rather gather in a cancerous web-board filled with misanthropic low-lifes who routinely attack each other for no other reason than to destroy another's ego.

While he says it is because of his fondness for his post-count, residents of that board beg to differ.  "Really, this is like the Russian attempt to launch the first cosmonauts into space without including a gay man," said one poster in a heavily slavic accent.  "I agree, plus Meri is too fat" added his side-kick.

The opinions here range from complete disinterest to rabid hatred.  "While normally I could not care less, it is clear that his straw-man has backfired thus invalidating his entire existence" was heard several times, leading this reporter to conclude that this was some sort of code phrase for "congratulations."  Others added such things as "I told him he was just a cunt-slave and therefore a lesser human - really he should have just married a subhuman arab and then killed himself in a fit of ennui."

There were positive voices, usually from the crowd who copy-paste news articles or reply only in smilies.  "Gee, wow, I wonder if someday I could have a girl talk to me" was among the deeper comments from the crowd, although other positives included "give it to her in the butt, it is how you establish your authority" or "Use her now, then dump her - anything else and you have lost your freedom."

While overall a bold choice, the reporter salutes Valmy for his dedication to his true love, padding his post count in a vain attempt to catch Garbon.


Bravo!  :lol:





G.
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: derspiess on April 20, 2009, 12:13:51 PM
Congrats, Valm :)
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: fhdz on April 20, 2009, 12:33:43 PM
Congratulations, Valmy!  If the two of you constantly work to communicate, you will be just fine.  Best of luck. :hug:
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: The Brain on April 20, 2009, 01:17:47 PM
I like that Languish gets noted in media. :)

Also, Valmy you do realize that Boston, New York isn't the Cheers Boston?
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Malthus on April 20, 2009, 05:13:44 PM
Quote from: The Brain on April 20, 2009, 01:17:47 PM
I like that Languish gets noted in media. :)

Also, Valmy you do realize that Boston, New York isn't the Cheers Boston?

I didn't realize that Boston was in New York.  :D
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: garbon on April 20, 2009, 06:01:33 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston,_New_York

Sad when you name yourself after the Massachusetts city that was named after an English one.
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: jimmy olsen on April 20, 2009, 06:47:48 PM
Quote from: Caliga on April 20, 2009, 09:14:48 AM
What kinds of stuff do you want to do in Boston?

While I can kinda see someone taking a honeymoon to Martha's Vineyard or Cape Cod generally, I kinda don't get a honeymoon to Boston proper. :huh:
Red Sox game :contract:
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: jimmy olsen on April 20, 2009, 06:48:37 PM
Quote from: PDH on April 20, 2009, 08:53:37 AM
Man Honeymoons 'On Languish'


Brilliant!  :lmfao:

If we still had the POTM, you'd be a shoe in for this month.
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Neil on April 20, 2009, 07:14:29 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 20, 2009, 06:47:48 PM
Red Sox game :contract:
Gay.
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Tamas on April 20, 2009, 08:04:04 PM
I am a bit late but still: congrats Valmy! :)
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Valmy on April 20, 2009, 08:58:23 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 20, 2009, 06:47:48 PM
Red Sox game :contract:

They are playing the Yankees that weekend.  That ticket is a bit too pricey for me.
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on April 20, 2009, 09:12:21 PM
POTM needs to be reinstated. PDH has been killing lately. KUTGW!
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: PDH on April 20, 2009, 09:29:39 PM
I only report the news, I don't need rewards.
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Eddie Teach on April 20, 2009, 09:41:18 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 20, 2009, 06:48:37 PM
Quote from: PDH on April 20, 2009, 08:53:37 AM
Man Honeymoons 'On Languish'


Brilliant!  :lmfao:

If we still had the POTM, you'd be a shoe in for this month.

He'd probably come in second too.
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Habsburg on April 20, 2009, 10:04:43 PM
Belated congrats Valmy!  :w00t:
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: merithyn on April 29, 2009, 11:54:38 PM
Sorry I'm coming into this late, but I wanted to be sure to add my congratulations as well. She's a lucky girl, John.  ^_^
Title: Re: It's my wedding day
Post by: Caliga on April 30, 2009, 06:53:57 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 20, 2009, 06:47:48 PMRed Sox game :contract:

What on earth is romantic about that?  If I'd married a woman who would actually agree to go to a boreball game DURING OUR HONEYMOON, I'd be ashamed of myself.   :Embarrass: