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Title: Not So Everyday Adventures
Post by: Barrister on May 09, 2011, 10:47:29 PM
Baby Timothy took his first steps today.
:cool:



<----- Proud Papa
Title: Re: Not So Everyday Adventures
Post by: Syt on May 09, 2011, 10:51:19 PM
 :cheers:
Title: Re: Not So Everyday Adventures
Post by: sbr on May 09, 2011, 10:54:50 PM
:cheers: 

How old is the little bugger now?
Title: Re: Not So Everyday Adventures
Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on May 09, 2011, 10:58:46 PM
:cheers: No stopping him now....(well actually lots of stopping him, but you get the drift)
Title: Re: Not So Everyday Adventures
Post by: Tonitrus on May 10, 2011, 02:51:48 AM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on May 09, 2011, 10:58:46 PM
:cheers: No stopping him now....(well actually lots of stopping him, but you get the drift)

He'll be going to Law school next.  :(
Title: Re: Not So Everyday Adventures
Post by: Barrister on May 10, 2011, 09:35:03 AM
Quote from: sbr on May 09, 2011, 10:54:50 PM
:cheers: 

How old is the little bugger now?

He's 1 year on the 31st.
Title: Re: Not So Everyday Adventures
Post by: Grey Fox on May 10, 2011, 09:37:44 AM
Nice.

Less then a month to go for me. But if she wants to get out earlier she's more then welcome to.
Title: Re: Not So Everyday Adventures
Post by: Malthus on May 10, 2011, 09:45:23 AM
Quote from: Barrister on May 09, 2011, 10:47:29 PM
Baby Timothy took his first steps today.
:cool:



<----- Proud Papa

You do realize that your parenting job is about to become a hundred times harder, right?  :D
Title: Re: Not So Everyday Adventures
Post by: jamesww on May 10, 2011, 09:46:59 AM
Quote from: Malthus on May 10, 2011, 09:45:23 AM
Quote from: Barrister on May 09, 2011, 10:47:29 PM
Baby Timothy took his first steps today.
:cool:



<----- Proud Papa

You do realize that your parenting job is about to become a hundred times harder, right?  :D

:lol:

BB-minor, congratulations. :cheers:
Title: Re: Not So Everyday Adventures
Post by: Valmy on May 10, 2011, 09:48:19 AM
Quote from: Malthus on May 10, 2011, 09:45:23 AM
You do realize that your parenting job is about to become a hundred times harder, right?  :D

Yeah not really looking forward to David running around breaking my stuff.  Ah well.
Title: Re: Not So Everyday Adventures
Post by: Valmy on May 10, 2011, 09:48:34 AM
Quote from: Barrister on May 09, 2011, 10:47:29 PM
Baby Timothy took his first steps today.
:cool:



<----- Proud Papa

Congrats man :cool:
Title: Re: Not So Everyday Adventures
Post by: Malthus on May 10, 2011, 09:57:22 AM
Quote from: Valmy on May 10, 2011, 09:48:19 AM
Quote from: Malthus on May 10, 2011, 09:45:23 AM
You do realize that your parenting job is about to become a hundred times harder, right?  :D

Yeah not really looking forward to David running around breaking my stuff.  Ah well.

Not just that: it's David running out into the road the second you take your hand off him, David reaching up onto the shelves further than you could possibly imagine to grab knives, etc. etc.

Mobile toddlers are instinct-programmed to find inventive ways to give parents heart attacks.  :D
Title: Re: Not So Everyday Adventures
Post by: jamesww on May 10, 2011, 10:01:21 AM
Quote from: Malthus on May 10, 2011, 09:57:22 AM
Quote from: Valmy on May 10, 2011, 09:48:19 AM
Quote from: Malthus on May 10, 2011, 09:45:23 AM
You do realize that your parenting job is about to become a hundred times harder, right?  :D

Yeah not really looking forward to David running around breaking my stuff.  Ah well.

Not just that: it's David running out into the road the second you take your hand off him, David reaching up onto the shelves further than you could possibly imagine to grab knives, etc. etc.

Mobile toddlers are instinct-programmed to find inventive ways to give parents heart attacks.  :D

Didn't you know that $2,000 stroller is a multi-function device, when they get older, you just have to flick a few switches and it becomes a restraining device. I believe these were used at Gitmo for a time.  :P
Title: Re: Not So Everyday Adventures
Post by: Ed Anger on May 10, 2011, 11:39:42 AM
Quote from: Valmy on May 10, 2011, 09:48:19 AM
Quote from: Malthus on May 10, 2011, 09:45:23 AM
You do realize that your parenting job is about to become a hundred times harder, right?  :D

Yeah not really looking forward to David running around breaking my stuff.  Ah well.

Baby fences.
Title: Re: Not So Everyday Adventures
Post by: Barrister on May 27, 2011, 02:13:40 PM
Forget walking (though that's cool too - he now walks more than he crawls, though it's not so much walking as it is three sheets to the widn drunken stumbling).

Timothy learned an even more important skill last night - how to turn the tv on and off.  He then proceeded to spend at least 10 minutes turning the tv on and off. :lol:
Title: Re: Not So Everyday Adventures
Post by: MadImmortalMan on May 27, 2011, 02:36:00 PM
Quote from: Barrister on May 27, 2011, 02:13:40 PM
Forget walking (though that's cool too - he now walks more than he crawls, though it's not so much walking as it is three sheets to the widn drunken stumbling).

Timothy learned an even more important skill last night - how to turn the tv on and off.  He then proceeded to spend at least 10 minutes turning the tv on and off. :lol:

Oh man. My nephew figured that one out, and now nobody can watch tv. Any time it's on he's up there flipping the switch.  :lol:
Title: Re: Not So Everyday Adventures
Post by: Ed Anger on May 27, 2011, 03:11:29 PM
Switches on a TV? WHAT IS THIS, 1975?
Title: Re: Not So Everyday Adventures
Post by: Barrister on May 27, 2011, 03:24:09 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 27, 2011, 03:11:29 PM
Switches on a TV? WHAT IS THIS, 1975?

Well, 2002, the date I purchased that particular tv. :huh:

Luckily the power button is the only button on the front of the tv itself or else who knows how he'd muck things up. :D