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Title: What's your royal wedding name?
Post by: Brazen on April 26, 2011, 05:25:54 AM
How will you appear on Friday's guest list? In a similar manner to your porn star name, start off with Sir or Lady, add a grandparent's first name then hyphenate the name of your first pet with the street you first lived in.

Kind regards,

Lady Martha Bluebottle-Lyndhurst
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Post by: Caliga on April 26, 2011, 05:28:33 AM
Sir Ernest Gloria-Gough
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Post by: Richard Hakluyt on April 26, 2011, 05:29:34 AM
Sir Ernest Lucky-MountStewart
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Post by: Razgovory on April 26, 2011, 05:31:02 AM
LOL WUT?
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Post by: Pedrito on April 26, 2011, 05:34:07 AM
Sir Aldo Dick-Paolotti  :hmm:

L.
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Post by: Brazen on April 26, 2011, 05:35:32 AM
These are rather good, and highlight the importance of being Ernest :D
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Post by: Slargos on April 26, 2011, 05:48:36 AM
Ser Anders Oliver-Gransätra
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Post by: Grey Fox on April 26, 2011, 05:59:02 AM
Monseigneur Fernand Rinet-Gilles
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Post by: Josquius on April 26, 2011, 05:59:43 AM
Sir Arthur Magic-St.Helier :unsure:
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Post by: The Larch on April 26, 2011, 06:04:32 AM
Don León Marcelino Ron-Camelias.

Mmm, lacks a certain punch. I should add a half dozen extra first names, I think.
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Post by: CountDeMoney on April 26, 2011, 06:44:39 AM
Sir John Stanley-Mt Alto :lol:
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Post by: Martinus on April 26, 2011, 06:46:16 AM
Robespierre.
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Post by: Tamas on April 26, 2011, 06:47:12 AM
Sir Janos Buksi-Petofi

:lol: Too bad you cant understand how funny this sounds.
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Post by: Slargos on April 26, 2011, 06:48:06 AM
Quote from: Tamas on April 26, 2011, 06:47:12 AM
Sir Janos Buksi-Petofi

:lol: Too bad you cant understand how funny this sounds.

It sounds plenty ridiculous from where I'm standing, don't worry.  :P
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Post by: Valdemar on April 26, 2011, 06:48:25 AM
I've never had a pet  :(

V
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Post by: Tamas on April 26, 2011, 06:49:07 AM
Quote from: Slargos on April 26, 2011, 06:48:06 AM
Quote from: Tamas on April 26, 2011, 06:47:12 AM
Sir Janos Buksi-Petofi

:lol: Too bad you cant understand how funny this sounds.

It sounds plenty ridiculous from where I'm standing, don't worry.  :P

yes but its not the correct sounding of it :P
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Post by: Scipio on April 26, 2011, 06:50:58 AM
Sir Leonid Moska-Greenwood.
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Post by: Caliga on April 26, 2011, 07:03:44 AM
I think Princesca's would be:

Lady Grace K.C. Chicken-East Bahama. :cool:
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Post by: Liep on April 26, 2011, 07:04:17 AM
Sir Henning Futte-Solsikke

A letdown I must say. :lol:
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Post by: Caliga on April 26, 2011, 07:04:36 AM
Quote from: Brazen on April 26, 2011, 05:35:32 AM
These are rather good, and highlight the importance of being Ernest :D
Mine was good, but would have been better if I could have used my second pet:

Sir Ernest Milhouse-Gough :cool:
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Post by: C.C.R. on April 26, 2011, 07:24:14 AM
Sir Cletus Cooper-Arnold




I could have went with Sir William, but what fun would that have been...   :P
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Post by: Caliga on April 26, 2011, 07:30:08 AM
 :cool:

I work with a guy named Cletus.  He has a monster truck.  :showoff:
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Post by: Barrister on April 26, 2011, 07:36:52 AM
Sir Burton Nuisance-Eldridge

Sounds a little forced.
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Post by: C.C.R. on April 26, 2011, 07:41:54 AM
Quote from: Caliga on April 26, 2011, 07:30:08 AM
:cool:

I work with a guy named Cletus.  He has a monster truck.  :showoff:

Most folk'll never lose a toe
and then again some folk'll
Like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel



(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgallery.pethobbyist.com%2Fdata%2F8251cletus-simpsons.jpg&hash=705ee53797ac8b4a80dd094289a6e925bda54d87)
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Post by: Malthus on April 26, 2011, 07:44:07 AM
Sir Shire Tabitha-Castlefield
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Post by: PDH on April 26, 2011, 07:55:34 AM
Sir Donald Archibald-Ridgewood.
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Post by: Camerus on April 26, 2011, 08:01:04 AM
Sir Arthur Richard-Bolton.
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Post by: derspiess on April 26, 2011, 08:04:58 AM
Sir Winfred Penny-Meadows. 
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Post by: Caliga on April 26, 2011, 08:14:40 AM
Quote from: PDH on April 26, 2011, 07:55:34 AM
Sir Donald Archibald-Ridgewood.
YUO WIN.  Malthus takes second.
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Post by: Ed Anger on April 26, 2011, 08:22:29 AM
Sir Not Appearing in this Film
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Post by: Caliga on April 26, 2011, 08:24:45 AM
Really?  I figured you'd be:

Colonel Sir JimBob Heinrich-Waddy Holler Road
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Post by: Ed Anger on April 26, 2011, 08:27:54 AM
Quote from: Caliga on April 26, 2011, 08:24:45 AM
Really?  I figured you'd be:

Colonel Sir JimBob Heinrich-Waddy Holler Road

I have a real Anglo-Saxon name sirrah.
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Post by: PDH on April 26, 2011, 08:43:43 AM
I actually lived next to 4th street and Ridgewood, but Donald Archibald-4th Street lost a bit of that old "zing"
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Post by: Zeus on April 26, 2011, 09:05:28 AM
Sir Meredith Mo-OldKings
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Post by: DontSayBanana on April 26, 2011, 09:19:06 AM
Sir James Houdini-Knights.
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Post by: garbon on April 26, 2011, 09:37:43 AM
Sir George Rose-Catala

:(

Maybe...

Lady Nona Rose-Catala
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Post by: chipwich on April 26, 2011, 10:07:16 AM
Sir Alfred Hillary-217
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Post by: Tonitrus on April 26, 2011, 10:10:48 AM
Sir Nicholas Hobbes-139th
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Post by: Solmyr on April 26, 2011, 10:18:06 AM
This thread is a goldmine for password hackers. :lol:
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Post by: PDH on April 26, 2011, 10:29:56 AM
Nobody will ever guess my password of 123456790
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Post by: Syt on April 26, 2011, 10:37:24 AM
Sir Siegbert Charles-Linden.
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Post by: garbon on April 26, 2011, 10:41:01 AM
Quote from: Solmyr on April 26, 2011, 10:18:06 AM
This thread is a goldmine for password hackers. :lol:


I wouldn't use any of those things as passwords or password hints. :blurgh:
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Post by: Caliga on April 26, 2011, 10:43:30 AM
If I was a German noble I'd be Ritter Frankenpenis Freiherr von Frankenstein. :cool:
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Post by: HisMajestyBOB on April 26, 2011, 10:47:53 AM
Sir Raymond-Bogie Cuyamaca.  :Embarrass:
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Post by: Zeus on April 26, 2011, 10:56:03 AM
Who would use such obvious things as passwords?
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Post by: MadImmortalMan on April 26, 2011, 10:56:13 AM
I'm gonna have to put off my next trip to the UK until after this wedding crap is over.
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Post by: HisMajestyBOB on April 26, 2011, 11:08:51 AM
Quote from: Solmyr on April 26, 2011, 10:18:06 AM
This thread is a goldmine for password hackers. :lol:

I lie on the password recovery questions. For example, if it asks for my first pet's name, I put the street I currently live on.  :ph34r:
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Post by: Zanza2 on April 26, 2011, 11:11:36 AM
Graf Georg von Schwarz-Ostland
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Post by: The Brain on April 26, 2011, 11:33:49 AM
Quote from: Brazen on April 26, 2011, 05:25:54 AM
How will you appear on Friday's guest list? In a similar manner to your porn star name, start off with Sir or Lady, add a grandparent's first name then hyphenate the name of your first pet with the street you first lived in.

Kind regards,

Lady Martha Bluebottle-Lyndhurst

How do you know if it's Sir or Lady?
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Post by: PRC on April 26, 2011, 11:34:15 AM
Sir Sidney Stormy-Godfrey.
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Post by: Eddie Teach on April 26, 2011, 12:00:35 PM
I refuse to use a name with the word "Princess" incorporated in it.  :lol:
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Post by: Archy on April 26, 2011, 01:23:20 PM
Meneer Cornelius Van Pietkonijn-Meerbeekhof

I've dutchified mine by adding in 'Van'
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Post by: Caliga on April 26, 2011, 01:31:53 PM
Heh, my mother's name comes out good:

Lady Gretta Peugeot-Borbeck
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Post by: merithyn on April 26, 2011, 02:23:24 PM
Lady Edna Gray-Maury  :sleep:

Or Lady Hildagaard Black-Shaw

Either would work.
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Post by: Maximus on April 26, 2011, 02:36:55 PM
For most of my life I didn't live on streets with names.

Using the first street with a name(and not just a number):

Sir Jasper Riley-Aldershot
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Post by: Solmyr on April 26, 2011, 02:51:00 PM
Mine would sound like a bad Hollywood attempt at a Russian name. :P
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Post by: Brazen on April 26, 2011, 03:40:37 PM
Quote from: Maximus on April 26, 2011, 02:36:55 PM
Sir Jasper Riley-Aldershot
That has GOT to be the most genuinely posh-sounding name here!
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Post by: Razgovory on April 26, 2011, 03:47:59 PM
Oh Geez.  This will sound really strange due to what my Dad named the dog we had when I was baby.


Sir Eugene Bilbo-Oak.
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Post by: MadImmortalMan on April 26, 2011, 04:08:56 PM
You can get 100/1 that Kate will leave William at the altar. And other odd things.
http://sports.williamhill.com/bet/en-gb/betting/t/3642/Royal-Specials.html


Oh--Sir Howard Milton-Lake.
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Post by: Savonarola on April 26, 2011, 04:19:04 PM
Sir Carl von Ghengis-Portsmouth, the Archduke of Archdetroit   :bowler:
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Post by: katmai on April 26, 2011, 04:22:42 PM
Sir Lionel Hagar-Bailey
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Post by: Oexmelin on April 26, 2011, 05:23:30 PM
Sir Lionel Orange-Campbell
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Post by: citizen k on April 26, 2011, 05:44:25 PM
Sir Evelyn Goldie-Jefferson
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Post by: szmik on April 26, 2011, 05:50:15 PM
Sir Stefan Carlos-Pradnicki
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Post by: Maximus on April 26, 2011, 06:49:13 PM
Quote from: Brazen on April 26, 2011, 03:40:37 PM
Quote from: Maximus on April 26, 2011, 02:36:55 PM
Sir Jasper Riley-Aldershot
That has GOT to be the most genuinely posh-sounding name here!
I figured it would work better than Sir Heinrich Tiger-4th
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Post by: FunkMonk on April 26, 2011, 07:13:33 PM
Sir Arthur Nacho-Silentoaks  :Embarrass:

I prefer the moniker I've given myself at work: Maximilian Schweinsteiger  :homestar:

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Post by: Fate on April 26, 2011, 08:08:41 PM
Sir Samuel Barkley-Olympia
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Post by: Caliga on April 26, 2011, 08:16:03 PM
My great-great grandmother's actual name was Emily St. John Stitt, which always sounded like a pretty regal name to me.  Ironically, she was probably the poorest ancestor of that generation that I had... when she died she was a widow living in a boarding house off of her husband's Civil War pension. :blush:
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Post by: Martinus on April 27, 2011, 12:57:47 AM
Also, threads like this seem like an elaborate identity theft scam to me. :P

Even stuff like "name of your first pet" would be useful, as it is frequently used by people as a "control question" for "forgot your password" things.
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Post by: Brazen on April 27, 2011, 01:20:57 AM
Quote from: Caliga on April 26, 2011, 08:16:03 PM
My great-great grandmother's actual name was Emily St. John Stitt, which always sounded like a pretty regal name to me.  Ironically, she was probably the poorest ancestor of that generation that I had... when she died she was a widow living in a boarding house off of her husband's Civil War pension. :blush:
Did she pronounce St John as "Sinjin" like posh people do when it's a middle or hyphenated name?
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Post by: Caliga on April 27, 2011, 05:09:06 AM
Yep, or at least that's what my grandmother told me.
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Post by: jimmy olsen on April 27, 2011, 06:27:22 AM
Sir Abraham Buttons-Barrows :lol:
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Post by: Caliga on April 27, 2011, 07:09:53 AM
In general I like this game, but I think the second name should be something other than your first pet's name.  I wonder what would work better... the name of your county/parish?

Sir Ernest Spencer-Gough

:cool:
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Post by: Razgovory on April 27, 2011, 08:17:36 AM
It's better then Sir Kiki Skippy-Industrial Access 5
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Post by: Savonarola on April 28, 2011, 03:04:37 PM
Quote from: Caliga on April 27, 2011, 07:09:53 AM
In general I like this game, but I think the second name should be something other than your first pet's name.  I wonder what would work better... the name of your county/parish?

Sir Ernest Spencer-Gough

:cool:

It's too bad I don't live in southwestern Michigan; under that system I would have been Sir Carl von Calhoun-Portsmouth.  Squee!
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Post by: Warspite on April 28, 2011, 03:24:34 PM
Sir Raymond Dog-Barnard.

Hmm, add a few post-noms (DSO, KCB, KPMG, etc) and it sounds like some insane Royal Marines colonel.
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Post by: Martinus on April 28, 2011, 03:29:07 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 27, 2011, 08:17:36 AM
It's better then Sir Kiki Skippy-Industrial Access 5
:lol:
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Post by: schaksen on April 28, 2011, 03:46:26 PM
Sir Arne Piphans-Frihavnsgade

Doesn't look like it will be pronunceable in English
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Post by: stjaba on April 28, 2011, 05:43:21 PM
Under the Caliga method:

Sir John Hillsborough-Parkland

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Post by: jamesww on April 28, 2011, 06:22:56 PM
Quote from: Brazen on April 26, 2011, 05:25:54 AM
How will you appear on Friday's guest list? In a similar manner to your porn star name, start off with Sir or Lady, add a grandparent's first name then hyphenate the name of your first pet with the street you first lived in.

Kind regards,

Lady Martha Bluebottle-Lyndhurst

Has anyone considered this type of question, might be a way of garnering details of peoples online security answers/prompts ?  :ph34r:
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Post by: Eddie Teach on April 28, 2011, 06:26:07 PM
Sir Gerald Gwinnett-Burtonwood
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Post by: Legbiter on April 28, 2011, 06:29:41 PM
Quote from: Brazen on April 26, 2011, 05:25:54 AM
How will you appear on Friday's guest list? In a similar manner to your porn star name, start off with Sir or Lady, add a grandparent's first name then hyphenate the name of your first pet with the street you first lived in.

Kind regards,

Lady Martha Bluebottle-Lyndhurst

Sir Olaf Skjöldur-Árbær
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Post by: katmai on April 28, 2011, 07:05:19 PM
Quote from: jamesww on April 28, 2011, 06:22:56 PM
Quote from: Brazen on April 26, 2011, 05:25:54 AM
How will you appear on Friday's guest list? In a similar manner to your porn star name, start off with Sir or Lady, add a grandparent's first name then hyphenate the name of your first pet with the street you first lived in.

Kind regards,

Lady Martha Bluebottle-Lyndhurst

Has anyone considered this type of question, might be a way of garnering details of peoples online security answers/prompts ?  :ph34r:

You are all a bunch of idiots if using any of these things for security.
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Post by: Valmy on April 28, 2011, 10:50:56 PM
Anyway I hope the future King of the Canadians, The Quebeckers, and the First Nations has a good wedding.
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Post by: sbr on April 28, 2011, 11:22:22 PM
Sir George Harvey-Ventura
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Post by: Siege on April 29, 2011, 12:27:17 AM
I am not a "Sir".
I work for a living.

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Post by: Sheilbh on May 09, 2011, 03:37:32 AM
Weirdly my Grandmotherss names work better:
Lady Sylvia Meoko-Huguenout or Kitty Meoko-Huguenout.

I've no idea what my granddads' first names are :mellow:
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Post by: Valmy on May 09, 2011, 08:53:17 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on May 09, 2011, 03:37:32 AM
I've no idea what my granddads' first names are :mellow:

Really?  Awwww :console:
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Post by: Caliga on May 09, 2011, 10:46:24 AM
 :hmm: Ask your parents?

It is kinda funny how that is so important to some people, and not to others though.

One of the reasons I have such a huge documented family tree is because both my father's dad and mother's mother were really into geneaology and family history, and preserved a hell of a lot of family documents which they have shared/passed on.

OTOH, my dad's mother seemed to have no interest in it, and therefore nobody (including my dad and his sister) is even sure what my grandmother's father's name was, or whether her mother's name was 'Elizabeth Marie' or 'Marie Elizabeth'.

My mother's dad seemed to have some interest, but his family was apparently very poor and were tenant farmers, so there isn't much in the way of records out there (my dad's family were also farmers, but had very large landholdings so had some incentive to document everything).
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Post by: Sheilbh on May 10, 2011, 01:25:55 PM
Quote from: Caliga on May 09, 2011, 10:46:24 AM
:hmm: Ask your parents?
Oh one of them's still alive, I just can't remember his name - or if I've ever heard it.  The other one's long dead but I'm not that interested.  There are other members of the family who are far more engaging.