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Title: Mythbusters bloke designs armoured vehicle and realistic maimed soldier
Post by: Brazen on April 08, 2011, 03:17:49 AM
QuoteAway from the TV cameras, the bangs also have a more serious side: Hyneman has been working with the US government to devise lightweight armor for US military vehicles in Afghanistan and Iraq, all thanks to his work with materials such as TNT and C4 in the frankly unconventional setting of MythBusters.

"We had a lot of experience in the show dealing with explosives, obviously in ways and situations that are outside the norm. This is very revealing, because when you see something outside the norm you get to see what the boundaries of the phenomenon are," Hyneman tells us.

QuoteThis is not Hyneman's first work with the military, however. He also devised a "fully realistic human" robotic avatar to give newbie army medics something realistic to work on, and to help prevent them from freezing up when they see gore in the field for the first time. The MythBuster reckons his avatar is as close to human as it gets: it smells bad, has "real hair", groans, and spurts blood until you successfully apply a tourniquet. The machine is being manufactured "by the dozen" and used for training in the Middle East, he says.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/04/05/mythbusters_explosions/ (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/04/05/mythbusters_explosions/)
Title: Re: Mythbusters bloke designs armoured vehicle and realistic maimed soldier
Post by: DGuller on April 08, 2011, 09:31:04 AM
In my next life, I want to be Jamie Hyneman.  The dude is both an ultimate geek, and an ultimate alpha male.
Title: Re: Mythbusters bloke designs armoured vehicle and realistic maimed soldier
Post by: garbon on April 08, 2011, 09:37:08 AM
Quote from: DGuller on April 08, 2011, 09:31:04 AM
In my next life, I want to be Jamie Hyneman.  The dude is both an ultimate geek, and an ultimate alpha male.

:x
Title: Re: Mythbusters bloke designs armoured vehicle and realistic maimed soldier
Post by: Berkut on April 08, 2011, 09:38:53 AM
Quote from: DGuller on April 08, 2011, 09:31:04 AM
In my next life, I want to be Jamie Hyneman.  The dude is both an ultimate geek, and an ultimate alpha male.

Do you even wonder what it would be like to service him?
Title: Re: Mythbusters bloke designs armoured vehicle and realistic maimed soldier
Post by: DontSayBanana on April 08, 2011, 09:41:04 AM
Quote from: Berkut on April 08, 2011, 09:38:53 AM
Do you even wonder what it would be like to service him?

I didn't before, but now that's got me wondering.  Thanks for putting that in my head. :angry:

Gah, talk about "mustache rides."
Title: Re: Mythbusters bloke designs armoured vehicle and realistic maimed soldier
Post by: DGuller on April 08, 2011, 09:44:09 AM
Quote from: Berkut on April 08, 2011, 09:38:53 AM
Quote from: DGuller on April 08, 2011, 09:31:04 AM
In my next life, I want to be Jamie Hyneman.  The dude is both an ultimate geek, and an ultimate alpha male.

Do you even wonder what it would be like to service him?
:hmm:  No, not really.
Title: Re: Mythbusters bloke designs armoured vehicle and realistic maimed soldier
Post by: Brazen on April 08, 2011, 09:45:39 AM
Quote from: DGuller on April 08, 2011, 09:31:04 AM
In my next life, I want to be Jamie Hyneman.  The dude is both an ultimate geek, and an ultimate alpha male.
I always used to think they were a pair of gay bikers.
Title: Re: Mythbusters bloke designs armoured vehicle and realistic maimed soldier
Post by: Berkut on April 08, 2011, 09:46:12 AM
Quote from: DGuller on April 08, 2011, 09:44:09 AM
Quote from: Berkut on April 08, 2011, 09:38:53 AM
Quote from: DGuller on April 08, 2011, 09:31:04 AM
In my next life, I want to be Jamie Hyneman.  The dude is both an ultimate geek, and an ultimate alpha male.

Do you even wonder what it would be like to service him?
:hmm:  No, not really.

I guess that means he is at least one stop below Obama in the DG alpha male pecking order then? :o
Title: Re: Mythbusters bloke designs armoured vehicle and realistic maimed soldier
Post by: garbon on April 08, 2011, 09:47:49 AM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on April 08, 2011, 09:41:04 AM
Gah, talk about "mustache rides."

What about them? :unsure:
Title: Re: Mythbusters bloke designs armoured vehicle and realistic maimed soldier
Post by: DGuller on April 08, 2011, 10:08:48 AM
Quote from: Berkut on April 08, 2011, 09:46:12 AM
I guess that means he is at least one stop below Obama in the DG alpha male pecking order then? :o
Saying that you want to be someone doesn't mean you want to blow someone.  When your son says that he wants to be a firefighter when he grows up, it means he wants to have a hose in his arms and wear a hat.
Title: Re: Mythbusters bloke designs armoured vehicle and realistic maimed soldier
Post by: Berkut on April 08, 2011, 10:15:59 AM
Quote from: DGuller on April 08, 2011, 10:08:48 AM
Quote from: Berkut on April 08, 2011, 09:46:12 AM
I guess that means he is at least one stop below Obama in the DG alpha male pecking order then? :o
Saying that you want to be someone doesn't mean you want to blow someone.  When your son says that he wants to be a firefighter when he grows up, it means he wants to have a hose in his arms and wear a hat.

How did this become about wanting a hose in your arm...oh, never mind.
Title: Re: Mythbusters bloke designs armoured vehicle and realistic maimed soldier
Post by: Malthus on April 08, 2011, 10:18:41 AM
You two - get a room.  :P
Title: Re: Mythbusters bloke designs armoured vehicle and realistic maimed soldier
Post by: garbon on April 08, 2011, 10:25:47 AM
:(
Title: Re: Mythbusters bloke designs armoured vehicle and realistic maimed soldier
Post by: HVC on April 08, 2011, 10:31:24 AM
I think Berk is a little too into the DG blowing people meme. it's gettting a little creepy lol
Title: Re: Mythbusters bloke designs armoured vehicle and realistic maimed soldier
Post by: Malthus on April 08, 2011, 10:38:29 AM
Quote from: HVC on April 08, 2011, 10:31:24 AM
I think Berk is a little too into the DG blowing people meme. it's gettting a little creepy lol

Creepy? More like endearing.

Hey, it's spring. Romance is in the air!

;)
Title: Re: Mythbusters bloke designs armoured vehicle and realistic maimed soldier
Post by: HisMajestyBOB on April 08, 2011, 10:45:07 AM
I can't wait for Sav's Berkut/DGuller fanfiction. :)
Title: Re: Mythbusters bloke designs armoured vehicle and realistic maimed soldier
Post by: The Brain on April 08, 2011, 10:45:32 AM
Quote from: HisMajestyBOB on April 08, 2011, 10:45:07 AM
I can't wait for Sav's Berkut/DGuller fanfiction. :)

It's not fiction. :(
Title: Re: Mythbusters bloke designs armoured vehicle and realistic maimed soldier
Post by: Berkut on April 08, 2011, 10:47:04 AM
Christ, I do get around, don't I?
Title: Re: Mythbusters bloke designs armoured vehicle and realistic maimed soldier
Post by: The Brain on April 08, 2011, 10:50:37 AM
Maybe if you kept your rage in your pants you wouldn't get a reputation.
Title: Re: Mythbusters bloke designs armoured vehicle and realistic maimed soldier
Post by: merithyn on April 08, 2011, 03:47:24 PM
Quote from: Berkut on April 08, 2011, 09:38:53 AM
Quote from: DGuller on April 08, 2011, 09:31:04 AM
In my next life, I want to be Jamie Hyneman.  The dude is both an ultimate geek, and an ultimate alpha male.

Do you even wonder what it would be like to service him?

Yes. :mellow:
Title: Re: Mythbusters bloke designs armoured vehicle and realistic maimed soldier
Post by: garbon on April 08, 2011, 04:09:37 PM
*whoosh*
Title: Re: Mythbusters bloke designs armoured vehicle and realistic maimed soldier
Post by: merithyn on April 08, 2011, 04:15:15 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 08, 2011, 04:09:37 PM
*whoosh*

Oh no. I got it.
Title: Re: Mythbusters bloke designs armoured vehicle and realistic maimed soldier
Post by: garbon on April 08, 2011, 04:18:00 PM
Then...:x

Which I guess brings me full circle in this thread. ^_^ -_-
Title: Re: Mythbusters bloke designs armoured vehicle and realistic maimed soldier
Post by: Drakken on April 08, 2011, 04:35:23 PM
Quote from: DGuller on April 08, 2011, 09:31:04 AM
In my next life, I want to be Jamie Hyneman.  The dude is both an ultimate geek, and an ultimate alpha male.

That reads like an ultimate oxymoron.
Title: Re: Mythbusters bloke designs armoured vehicle and realistic maimed soldier
Post by: Martinus on April 08, 2011, 04:36:48 PM
Quote from: Drakken on April 08, 2011, 04:35:23 PM
Quote from: DGuller on April 08, 2011, 09:31:04 AM
In my next life, I want to be Jamie Hyneman.  The dude is both an ultimate geek, and an ultimate alpha male.

That reads like an ultimate oxymoron.

Maybe he is a member of the seduction community.
Title: Re: Mythbusters bloke designs armoured vehicle and realistic maimed soldier
Post by: Slargos on April 08, 2011, 04:51:32 PM
Quote from: Martinus on April 08, 2011, 04:36:48 PM
Quote from: Drakken on April 08, 2011, 04:35:23 PM
Quote from: DGuller on April 08, 2011, 09:31:04 AM
In my next life, I want to be Jamie Hyneman.  The dude is both an ultimate geek, and an ultimate alpha male.

That reads like an ultimate oxymoron.

Maybe he is a member of the seduction community.

Dude, if you're going to be that lazy and uncreative, why even say anything but "Seduction community" in response to Drakken's posts?

I get the whole meme, and perhaps I'm missing that the entire point is to be boorish rather than clever, but it seems to me that a lot of the time there's no real inspiration.
Title: Re: Mythbusters bloke designs armoured vehicle and realistic maimed soldier
Post by: Ed Anger on April 08, 2011, 05:27:14 PM
I do the 'seduction community' line because I'm lazy.

Mart does it because he can't think up something original, because his gay brain is filled with Lady Gaga tunes and Glee flashbacks.
Title: Re: Mythbusters bloke designs armoured vehicle and realistic maimed soldier
Post by: Siege on April 08, 2011, 06:16:59 PM
Mythbuster convinced me the apollo missions were for real.

Title: Re: Mythbusters bloke designs armoured vehicle and realistic maimed soldier
Post by: Eddie Teach on April 08, 2011, 07:51:10 PM
Quote from: Slargos on April 08, 2011, 04:51:32 PM
Dude, if you're going to be that lazy and uncreative, why even say anything but "Seduction community" in response to Drakken's posts?

I get the whole meme, and perhaps I'm missing that the entire point is to be boorish rather than clever, but it seems to me that a lot of the time there's no real inspiration.

It kind of makes sense here. Saying the "seduction community" is full of geeks who think they're alpha males.