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Title: Republicans. Gotta love 'em.
Post by: Berkut on March 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AM
Oh wait, no you don't.

Quote from: Newt"I have two grandchildren: Maggie is 11; Robert is 9," Gingrich said at  Cornerstone Church here. "I am convinced that if we do not decisively  win the struggle over the nature of America, by the time they're my age  they will be in a secular atheist country, potentially one dominated by  radical Islamists and with no understanding of what it once meant to be  an American."

Spoken by Newt (what a good guy he is!) at the Cornerstone Church (famous for the fundy there saying God created the Holocaust in order to make the Jews form Israel). Yeah, he sure is a decent guy.
Title: Re: Republicans. Gotta love 'em.
Post by: Grey Fox on March 29, 2011, 08:11:27 AM
So is it secular & atheist or radical & Islamists. You have to pick.
Title: Re: Republicans. Gotta love 'em.
Post by: Eddie Teach on March 29, 2011, 08:14:16 AM
I think we'll get the radical atheists, as secular Islamists don't exist.
Title: Re: Republicans. Gotta love 'em.
Post by: Ed Anger on March 29, 2011, 08:15:54 AM
I'd rather have the moon worshippers over Dawkinsfuckers.
Title: Re: Republicans. Gotta love 'em.
Post by: KRonn on March 29, 2011, 09:46:21 AM
And Newt is considering running for President?? With this kind of thinking and statements on his record?   :huh:
Title: Re: Republicans. Gotta love 'em.
Post by: DGuller on March 29, 2011, 10:00:40 AM
Well, Bush the less worse one claimed that atheists are not real Americans (or something to that effect).  So, my guess is that attacking atheism during election campaign is not a vote loser in US.
Title: Re: Republicans. Gotta love 'em.
Post by: grumbler on March 29, 2011, 10:10:43 AM
Quote from: DGuller on March 29, 2011, 10:00:40 AM
Well, Bush the less worse one claimed that atheists are not real Americans (or something to that effect).  So, my guess is that attacking atheism during election campaign is not a vote loser in US.
Especially attacking the secular atheistic radical Islamists.

Face it:  people who would vote for Newt are not the kinds of people who could figure out the contradictions in his statements.  Whether they number enough to get him the nomination remains to be seen.
Title: Re: Republicans. Gotta love 'em.
Post by: garbon on March 29, 2011, 10:13:44 AM
I have to dislike Republicans because of Newt? :o
Title: Re: Republicans. Gotta love 'em.
Post by: derspiess on March 29, 2011, 10:23:47 AM
Quote from: garbon on March 29, 2011, 10:13:44 AM
I have to dislike Republicans because of Newt? :o

Yes.  Newt = Republicans.  If you're a Republican, you're Newt. 

And it's not fair.  I don't want to be Newt  :cry:
Title: Re: Republicans. Gotta love 'em.
Post by: Slargos on March 29, 2011, 10:26:23 AM
Quote from: derspiess on March 29, 2011, 10:23:47 AM
Quote from: garbon on March 29, 2011, 10:13:44 AM
I have to dislike Republicans because of Newt? :o

Yes.  Newt = Republicans.  If you're a Republican, you're Newt. 

And it's not fair.  I don't want to be Newt  :cry:

Fair or not, you've been effectively newtered.  :(
Title: Re: Republicans. Gotta love 'em.
Post by: Berkut on March 29, 2011, 10:27:33 AM
Tough, he is yours, you got him whether you like him or not.

It is like everyone claiming that there aren't any real moderate muslims - unless you actively disavow the Newt, you support the Newt.

Hell, BB was just saying the other day what a swell guy he was...
Title: Re: Republicans. Gotta love 'em.
Post by: derspiess on March 29, 2011, 10:40:57 AM
Quote from: Berkut on March 29, 2011, 10:27:33 AM
Tough, he is yours, you got him whether you like him or not.

It is like everyone claiming that there aren't any real moderate muslims - unless you actively disavow the Newt, you support the Newt.

Hell, BB was just saying the other day what a swell guy he was...

I disavowed Newt a while back, but he does get props for triggering your atheist rage :P
Title: Re: Republicans. Gotta love 'em.
Post by: MadImmortalMan on March 29, 2011, 10:46:32 AM
I liked mid-90s Newt better. He should start cheating on his wife again.
Title: Re: Republicans. Gotta love 'em.
Post by: Slargos on March 29, 2011, 10:47:26 AM
You folks are just haitin' on newt because he's beautiful and successful,
Title: Re: Republicans. Gotta love 'em.
Post by: Caliga on March 29, 2011, 10:48:37 AM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on March 29, 2011, 10:46:32 AM
I liked mid-90s Newt better. He should start cheating on his wife again.
My assumption is that as soon as she bored him (which probably was the case like two weeks after the wedding), he started doing that again.
Title: Re: Republicans. Gotta love 'em.
Post by: The Brain on March 29, 2011, 10:49:27 AM
I think America has run its course. Time to board it up, write it off and try somewhere else.
Title: Re: Republicans. Gotta love 'em.
Post by: Norgy on March 29, 2011, 10:50:55 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 29, 2011, 08:11:27 AM
So is it secular & atheist or radical & Islamists. You have to pick.

The latter alternative offers more clarity and less complicated choice.

Secular atheists and their grey areas.  :mad:
Title: Re: Republicans. Gotta love 'em.
Post by: Caliga on March 29, 2011, 10:51:53 AM
Anyhoo, my assumption having read this quote from Nootie is that he is really a lot stupider than he's sometimes given credit for, or he doesn't really want to be elected President and is just running to get some public exposure to be used in some other venture he's got planned.
Title: Re: Republicans. Gotta love 'em.
Post by: Ed Anger on March 29, 2011, 10:52:17 AM
Quote from: The Brain on March 29, 2011, 10:49:27 AM
I think America has run its course. Time to board it up, write it off and try somewhere else.

Can we move in with you? I need room for my gun safe.
Title: Re: Republicans. Gotta love 'em.
Post by: The Brain on March 29, 2011, 10:53:51 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 29, 2011, 10:52:17 AM
Quote from: The Brain on March 29, 2011, 10:49:27 AM
I think America has run its course. Time to board it up, write it off and try somewhere else.

Can we move in with you? I need room for my gun safe.

I will be happy to have your guns. :)
Title: Re: Republicans. Gotta love 'em.
Post by: Habbaku on March 29, 2011, 10:55:09 AM
Quote from: Caliga on March 29, 2011, 10:51:53 AM
Anyhoo, my assumption having read this quote from Nootie is that he is really a lot stupider than he's sometimes given credit for, or he doesn't really want to be elected President and is just running to get some public exposure to be used in some other venture he's got planned.

I suspect that he's actually quite intelligent, but simply doesn't care enough about his integrity to avoid making playing-to-the-base commentary that even he knows is bogus.  His running will almost certainly succeed at selling more of his books.
Title: Re: Republicans. Gotta love 'em.
Post by: Caliga on March 29, 2011, 10:56:40 AM
Maybe Turtledove should run for President. :hmm:
Title: Re: Republicans. Gotta love 'em.
Post by: HisMajestyBOB on March 29, 2011, 11:03:53 AM
Quote from: Caliga on March 29, 2011, 10:51:53 AM
Anyhoo, my assumption having read this quote from Nootie is that he is really a lot stupider than he's sometimes given credit for, or he doesn't really want to be elected President and is just running to get some public exposure to be used in some other venture he's got planned.

Book deals and his own talk show, presumably.
He's just jealous of Glen Beck.
Title: Re: Republicans. Gotta love 'em.
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on March 29, 2011, 11:04:35 AM
Quote from: Caliga on March 29, 2011, 10:56:40 AM
Maybe Turtledove should run for President. :hmm:
I'd vote for him.
Title: Re: Republicans. Gotta love 'em.
Post by: Caliga on March 29, 2011, 11:07:33 AM
President Turtledove would be a hoot at every State of the Union Address.

"My fellow Americans,

There wasn't a nuclear war between the US and USSR in 1967 but.... what if there had been?"

*two hours later*
"...and that's why we were never able to send a man to Mars.  But suppose that Martin Luther King had shot James Earl Ray instead of the other way around, and Stonewall Jackson had invented the atomic bomb..."
Title: Re: Republicans. Gotta love 'em.
Post by: Habbaku on March 29, 2011, 11:12:16 AM
Quote from: Caliga on March 29, 2011, 11:07:33 AM
*two hours later*
"...and that's why we were never able to send a man to Mars.  But suppose that Martin Luther King had shot James Earl Ray instead of the other way around, and Stonewall Jackson had invented the atomic bomb..."

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi14.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa313%2FHabbaku%2Flincoln-shot-first-1.jpg&hash=308c707a4ea7c9e8a8c3959ddb8cffc49bc84986)
Title: Re: Republicans. Gotta love 'em.
Post by: Caliga on March 29, 2011, 11:13:10 AM
 :D
Title: Re: Republicans. Gotta love 'em.
Post by: garbon on March 29, 2011, 11:30:04 AM
Quote from: Berkut on March 29, 2011, 10:27:33 AM
Tough, he is yours, you got him whether you like him or not.

It is like everyone claiming that there aren't any real moderate muslims - unless you actively disavow the Newt, you support the Newt.

Hell, BB was just saying the other day what a swell guy he was...

I can't be bothered to care what you think but I was bothered enough to reply. :(
Title: Re: Republicans. Gotta love 'em.
Post by: Josquius on March 29, 2011, 12:02:12 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 29, 2011, 08:11:27 AM
So is it secular & atheist or radical & Islamists. You have to pick.
Indeed.
The radical Islamists would be far happier in a nation where the Christian right has their way...
Title: Re: Republicans. Gotta love 'em.
Post by: Faeelin on March 29, 2011, 12:58:10 PM
Quote from: Caliga on March 29, 2011, 11:07:33 AM
President Turtledove would be a hoot at every State of the Union Address.

"My fellow Americans,

There wasn't a nuclear war between the US and USSR in 1967 but.... what if there had been?"

*two hours later*
"...and that's why we were never able to send a man to Mars.  But suppose that Martin Luther King had shot James Earl Ray instead of the other way around, and Stonewall Jackson had invented the atomic bomb..."


You know Gingrich has written AH right? One was about the gun toting people of Kentucky defeating an SS commando raid on the Manhattan Project.
Title: Re: Republicans. Gotta love 'em.
Post by: HVC on March 29, 2011, 01:00:30 PM
... so e's like a political, womanizing Tim?
Title: Re: Republicans. Gotta love 'em.
Post by: Caliga on March 29, 2011, 01:04:39 PM
Quote from: Faeelin on March 29, 2011, 12:58:10 PM
You know Gingrich has written AH right?
Yes, that's exactly the reason I started making Turtledove jokes.
Title: Re: Republicans. Gotta love 'em.
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on March 29, 2011, 02:58:53 PM
Anybody read his books?  I had assumed they were ghost written.
Title: Re: Republicans. Gotta love 'em.
Post by: Habbaku on March 29, 2011, 03:47:51 PM
I've read all three of the Civil War series and two of his political books.  He was, I believe, only the historical reference of the ACW books as Forstchen did all the writing.  They actually weren't terrible, but they were fairly predictable and only had a handful of great scenes.

The political books are firmly in the realm of hackery equivalent to what Hans wanted a while back--out-Democrating the Democrats in order to keep winning elections with little regard for principles.