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Title: I gots lotto fever
Post by: Ed Anger on March 24, 2011, 09:07:47 AM
Yeah it is silly, but a crack at 304 million? 20 tickets please.

http://www.megamillions.com/

Think of all the 2,000 dollar strollers I could buy.  :)
Title: Re: I gots lotto fever
Post by: Caliga on March 24, 2011, 09:40:08 AM
I wish you lived in Kentucky.  I like it when people are willing to pay more state taxes. :)
Title: Re: I gots lotto fever
Post by: Ed Anger on March 24, 2011, 09:43:08 AM
If I could get even 4 balls again, I'd be happy....wait that doesn't sound right.

I mean the 10K prize again, I'd be happy.
Title: Re: I gots lotto fever
Post by: Grey Fox on March 24, 2011, 09:43:50 AM
How much of that is going to get taken by the gov?
Title: Re: I gots lotto fever
Post by: Ed Anger on March 24, 2011, 09:45:36 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 24, 2011, 09:43:50 AM
How much of that is going to get taken by the gov?

25% feds
6% state.

automatically. Then you'd have to finish it out at the max rate. 35% something.
Title: Re: I gots lotto fever
Post by: Grey Fox on March 24, 2011, 09:46:57 AM
Alright, so half.

Still a lot of money.

Here, tomorrow nite's lotto is 41 millions. Tax Free.
Title: Re: I gots lotto fever
Post by: jimmy olsen on March 24, 2011, 10:23:30 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 24, 2011, 09:43:08 AM
If I could get even 4 balls again, I'd be happy....wait that doesn't sound right.

I mean the 10K prize again, I'd be happy.
You won 10k once! :o
Title: Re: I gots lotto fever
Post by: Ed Anger on March 24, 2011, 10:33:51 AM
Considering some asshole is proposing a 10 cent tax on each roll of TP, I'm gonna need that money. Or not eat mexican ever again.
Title: Re: I gots lotto fever
Post by: Caliga on March 24, 2011, 10:55:34 AM
You should try eating real Mexican food (e.g. puerco pibil).  It has more fiber than the fake shit at Taco Bell. :)
Title: Re: I gots lotto fever
Post by: derspiess on March 24, 2011, 11:03:09 AM
We play whichever has the highest jackpot between powerball & megamillions a couple times a week.  It's not that I expect to win or even think about winning-- in fact I'd prefer to take the money & visit a casino.  But I just don't want to have any chance of being one of the unlucky few left in the office if everyone wins, so I view it as a sort of insurance policy.

The girl who goes & buys the tickets does a great job running the whole thing-- just wish she was that good with her actual work.
Title: Re: I gots lotto fever
Post by: garbon on March 24, 2011, 11:06:14 AM
:lol:
Title: Re: I gots lotto fever
Post by: Caliga on March 24, 2011, 11:09:53 AM
There are people in my office who play the lotto for the very same reason spiess does. :lol:
Title: Re: I gots lotto fever
Post by: Sahib on March 24, 2011, 12:24:17 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 24, 2011, 09:45:36 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 24, 2011, 09:43:50 AM
How much of that is going to get taken by the gov?

25% feds
6% state.

automatically. Then you'd have to finish it out at the max rate. 35% something.

How socialist.
IIRC it's a flat 10% on all kinds of winnings in Poland.
Title: Re: I gots lotto fever
Post by: garbon on March 24, 2011, 12:51:44 PM
Quote from: Caliga on March 24, 2011, 11:09:53 AM
There are people in my office who play the lotto for the very same reason spiess does. :lol:

I think it is the same in my office as that's the line they try to use on my when I refuse to participate.
Title: Re: I gots lotto fever
Post by: Caliga on March 24, 2011, 12:53:14 PM
It's foolish logic too.  I'll be happy to stay behind and get a huge promotion or, if not, get a job elsewhere via my large network of contacts. :)
Title: Re: I gots lotto fever
Post by: garbon on March 24, 2011, 01:11:43 PM
Quote from: Caliga on March 24, 2011, 12:53:14 PM
It's foolish logic too.  I'll be happy to stay behind and get a huge promotion or, if not, get a job elsewhere via my large network of contacts. :)

The foolish part is that the chance of them winning is negligible.
Title: Re: I gots lotto fever
Post by: Caliga on March 24, 2011, 01:16:03 PM
Well I know, but I'm saying even in the incredibly unlikely chance that it happens.

I think this may be a standard defense for playing the lottery when folks realize that, rationally, they really shouldn't be playing, but they just really like to gamble anyway.
Title: Re: I gots lotto fever
Post by: garbon on March 24, 2011, 01:33:57 PM
I'd rather have a cocktail.
Title: Re: I gots lotto fever
Post by: Barrister on March 24, 2011, 01:36:06 PM
Quote from: derspiess on March 24, 2011, 11:03:09 AM
We play whichever has the highest jackpot between powerball & megamillions a couple times a week.  It's not that I expect to win or even think about winning-- in fact I'd prefer to take the money & visit a casino.  But I just don't want to have any chance of being one of the unlucky few left in the office if everyone wins, so I view it as a sort of insurance policy.

The girl who goes & buys the tickets does a great job running the whole thing-- just wish she was that good with her actual work.

I do the same. -_-

What I don't get is someone like Ed who goes out to buy 20 tickets.  The odds are so astronomical you're hardly helped by buying multiple tickets.  I figure if I'm going to win it's because of some divine plan, so I only need to buy one ticket for that to happen. :goodboy:
Title: Re: I gots lotto fever
Post by: Caliga on March 24, 2011, 01:40:29 PM
Quote from: Barrister on March 24, 2011, 01:36:06 PM
What I don't get is someone like Ed who goes out to buy 20 tickets.  The odds are so astronomical you're hardly helped by buying multiple tickets.  I figure if I'm going to win it's because of some divine plan, so I only need to buy one ticket for that to happen. :goodboy:
While I know you are being facetious, there are actually crazed religious people down here who actually think Jesus wants them to be rich (see: "prosperity theology"). :hmm:
Title: Re: I gots lotto fever
Post by: Barrister on March 24, 2011, 02:00:56 PM
Quote from: Caliga on March 24, 2011, 01:40:29 PM
Quote from: Barrister on March 24, 2011, 01:36:06 PM
What I don't get is someone like Ed who goes out to buy 20 tickets.  The odds are so astronomical you're hardly helped by buying multiple tickets.  I figure if I'm going to win it's because of some divine plan, so I only need to buy one ticket for that to happen. :goodboy:
While I know you are being facetious, there are actually crazed religious people down here who actually think Jesus wants them to be rich (see: "prosperity theology"). :hmm:

I don't think He wants me to be rich, but in case He does, I only need to buy one ticket for that to happen.   :cool:
Title: Re: I gots lotto fever
Post by: Syt on March 24, 2011, 02:01:07 PM
I play Euromillions whenever the jackpot is over 60mil. This weekend it's at over €133,000,000. Tax free.
Title: Re: I gots lotto fever
Post by: Caliga on March 24, 2011, 02:02:50 PM
I don't need to play the lottery, because I know that of any of my Languishite best buds win the lotto they'll share their winnings with me. :cool:
Title: Re: I gots lotto fever
Post by: Barrister on March 24, 2011, 02:03:14 PM
Quote from: Caliga on March 24, 2011, 02:02:50 PM
I don't need to play the lottery, because I know that of any of my Languishite best buds win the lotto they'll share their winnings with me. :cool:

:zipped:
Title: Re: I gots lotto fever
Post by: derspiess on March 24, 2011, 02:29:19 PM
Quote from: Caliga on March 24, 2011, 12:53:14 PM
It's foolish logic too.  I'll be happy to stay behind and get a huge promotion or, if not, get a job elsewhere via my large network of contacts. :)

I'd rather not take on the workload + have to train a department full of new people.  A buck or two a week is a small price to pay for peace of mind.
Title: Re: I gots lotto fever
Post by: Barrister on March 24, 2011, 02:32:19 PM
My wife's sister's husband's uncle was in a workplace where 20 or so people split a big jackpot.   :)
Title: Re: I gots lotto fever
Post by: HVC on March 24, 2011, 02:41:51 PM
Quote from: Barrister on March 24, 2011, 02:00:56 PM
Quote from: Caliga on March 24, 2011, 01:40:29 PM
Quote from: Barrister on March 24, 2011, 01:36:06 PM
What I don't get is someone like Ed who goes out to buy 20 tickets.  The odds are so astronomical you're hardly helped by buying multiple tickets.  I figure if I'm going to win it's because of some divine plan, so I only need to buy one ticket for that to happen. :goodboy:
While I know you are being facetious, there are actually crazed religious people down here who actually think Jesus wants them to be rich (see: "prosperity theology"). :hmm:

I don't think He wants me to be rich, but in case He does, I only need to buy one ticket for that to happen.   :cool:
If he realy wanted you to be rich you'd find a ticket on the floor on your way home :contract: :P
Title: Re: I gots lotto fever
Post by: garbon on March 24, 2011, 03:03:08 PM
Quote from: Barrister on March 24, 2011, 02:32:19 PM
My wife's sister's husband's uncle was in a workplace where 20 or so people split a big jackpot.   :)

:lol:
Title: Re: I gots lotto fever
Post by: Camerus on March 24, 2011, 03:11:37 PM
I buy lottery tickets for large jackpots once every season - spring, summer, fall, winter.  So far, I haven't won jack.
Title: Re: I gots lotto fever
Post by: Barrister on March 24, 2011, 03:23:42 PM
I once got 4 plus bonus number on Lotto 6/49.

Turns out that gets you $80.

:rolleyes:
Title: Re: I gots lotto fever
Post by: DGuller on March 24, 2011, 03:28:05 PM
Quote from: Barrister on March 24, 2011, 01:36:06 PM
What I don't get is someone like Ed who goes out to buy 20 tickets.  The odds are so astronomical you're hardly helped by buying multiple tickets. 
:huh:  You kind are.  Buying 20 tickets means you're 20 times more likely to win.  Your odds may be very, very close to zero, but "very, very close to zero" is still infinitely greater than zero.
Title: Re: I gots lotto fever
Post by: Admiral Yi on March 24, 2011, 04:23:51 PM
I buy a Powerball every time I fill up gas, regardless of the jackpot.

I won five dollars once.
Title: Re: I gots lotto fever
Post by: Ed Anger on March 24, 2011, 04:30:22 PM
Quote from: Caliga on March 24, 2011, 02:02:50 PM
I don't need to play the lottery, because I know that of any of my Languishite best buds win the lotto they'll share their winnings with me. :cool:

fat chance.
Title: Re: I gots lotto fever
Post by: Tonitrus on March 24, 2011, 05:31:46 PM
If I were to win a giant lotto jackpot, the only person who I'd share money with is Mono.

And even then, just to exploit him as the star in a Chinese reality-tv show....so it should turn into profit.


And "blah" to workplace lotto groups.  If you ever were to close to one, and decided to buy tickets on your own...you know the when you hit it big, your chump coworkers will claim it was part of their pool and sue your ass.
Title: Re: I gots lotto fever
Post by: Slargos on March 24, 2011, 05:41:17 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on March 24, 2011, 05:31:46 PM
If I were to win a giant lotto jackpot, the only person who I'd share money with is Mono.

And even then, just to exploit him as the star in a Chinese reality-tv show....so it should turn into profit.


And "blah" to workplace lotto groups.  If you ever were to close to one, and decided to buy tickets on your own...you know the when you hit it big, your chump coworkers will claim it was part of their pool and sue your ass.

You're telling me you wouldn't set up a winner-takes-all highlander-style competition for Languish?

If I hit the euromillions jackpot, I think I could easily spare maybe €10m for the chance at some nerdy bloodsport.  :hmm:

Helmet-cams for everyone!  :menace:
Title: Re: I gots lotto fever
Post by: jimmy olsen on March 24, 2011, 06:36:57 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on March 24, 2011, 04:23:51 PM
I buy a Powerball every time I fill up gas, regardless of the jackpot.

I won five dollars once.
I won $100 once.
Title: Re: I gots lotto fever
Post by: sbr on March 24, 2011, 09:39:36 PM
I won $560 on the state lottery run Keno twice in two weeks.
Title: Re: I gots lotto fever
Post by: Eddie Teach on March 25, 2011, 02:05:55 AM
Quote from: Caliga on March 24, 2011, 12:53:14 PM
It's foolish logic too.  I'll be happy to stay behind and get a huge promotion or, if not, get a job elsewhere via my large network of contacts. :)

How would this help you get a job elsewhere you couldn't get already?
Title: Re: I gots lotto fever
Post by: Caliga on March 25, 2011, 06:55:47 AM
 :huh:
Title: Re: I gots lotto fever
Post by: Ed Anger on March 26, 2011, 08:43:01 AM
I won 150 bucks.

150 bean burritos on the way!
Title: Re: I gots lotto fever
Post by: Caliga on March 26, 2011, 11:29:24 AM
Sounds like from the other thread that you better save that cash. :(
Title: Re: I gots lotto fever
Post by: Ed Anger on March 26, 2011, 02:22:12 PM
Quote from: Caliga on March 26, 2011, 11:29:24 AM
Sounds like from the other thread that you better save that cash. :(

nigga please. 150 bucks is chump change.
Title: Re: I gots lotto fever
Post by: Eddie Teach on March 27, 2011, 12:42:58 AM
Yeah, not even enough to buy a tenth of a stroller.
Title: Re: I gots lotto fever
Post by: PDH on March 27, 2011, 09:05:50 AM
150 bean burritos = murder/suicide...