What is teh story of you forgetting to wipe your hands after handling habaneros? :menace:
I once did that(not sure what kind of peppers they were). I got the spices in my eyes and on my contacts. Not remotely pleasant.
Dude...the guy eats dinner at Sunoco, for fuck's sake. You think he's got a grasp on hygiene?
From what I hear he doesn't.
There are two water wells in the Cooper Basin in Australia called Jabinero-1 and Jabinero-2. They are where the earths crust is at it's thinnest on land and the idea is to pump cold water into 1 and get steam out of 2 and generate electricity. The project never did work, geothermal does not give much power density.
I was working with habaneros (was cooking a Jamaican jerk chicken recipe) and didn't wear gloves, and without thinking scratched my balls. This course of action: NOT RECOMMENDED. :Embarrass:
I bet you sprayed cologne on your dick before your first date, too.
You scratch your balls while cooking? :x
Hopefully you washed them before resuming your cooking? :ph34r:
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Not usually, no... but they itched real bad for some reason. :blush:
Habanero isn't a great cure for ball discomfort, it turns out.
I guess eating at the Caliga household has its own share of sanitary concerns.
:lol:
Call it karma. If only every chef's balls would start burning when he scratched them as he worked then the world would be a better place.
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on March 22, 2011, 05:47:59 AM
I guess eating at the Caliga household has its own share of sanitary concerns.
Was there ever any doubt?
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on March 22, 2011, 05:47:59 AM
I guess eating at the Caliga household has its own share of sanitary concerns.
Fire kills all things.
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on March 21, 2011, 08:22:25 PM
I once did that(not sure what kind of peppers they were). I got the spices in my eyes and on my contacts. Not remotely pleasant.
Did the same-- twice. Turns out Serranos sting even worse than Habaneros :pinch:
One time I got a half bushel of jalepenos. I smoked them and then sliced them up to dry them out. Later that evening my girlfriend and I went to a sports bar for dinner and got some soft pretzles as an appetizer. I couldn't figure out why she wasn't complaining about how spicy the pretzles were. Later I realized that it was the pepper oils on my hand that turned everything I touched into edible fire. I was like a Mexican Midas.
Quote from: Savonarola on March 22, 2011, 10:43:15 AM
One time I got a half bushel of jalepenos. I smoked them and then sliced them up to dry them out. Later that evening my girlfriend and I went to a sports bar for dinner and got some soft pretzles as an appetizer. I couldn't figure out why she wasn't complaining about how spicy the pretzles were. Later I realized that it was the pepper oils on my hand that turned everything I touched into edible fire. I was like a Mexican Midas.
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Meh. Cal does worse in mugs.
Quote from: Caliga on March 22, 2011, 04:05:54 AM
I was working with habaneros (was cooking a Jamaican jerk chicken recipe) and didn't wear gloves, and without thinking scratched my balls. This course of action: NOT RECOMMENDED. :Embarrass:
I did that once, dude. It felt nice for several seconds, then the skin came off for a while. :(