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Title: Two dogs, one house
Post by: Scipio on March 12, 2011, 04:21:49 PM
We got another dog.  This one, a puppy (about 3 months old), English Setter/Pit Bull/something else mix.  Really smart.  However, only wants to defecate and urinate in master bedroom.  Sigh.  Plays well with the other animals, which is a plus.
Title: Re: Two dogs, one house
Post by: Ed Anger on March 12, 2011, 04:23:39 PM
QuoteHowever, only wants to defecate and urinate in master bedroom.

Toss the fucker outside.
Title: Re: Two dogs, one house
Post by: Scipio on March 12, 2011, 04:26:22 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 12, 2011, 04:23:39 PM
QuoteHowever, only wants to defecate and urinate in master bedroom.

Toss the fucker outside.
Had to explain to my wife.  She's holding the dog and carrying it outside, and fucking stops to watch me clean up the feces.  I yelled out, "Woman!  You, and the dog!  OUTSIDE!  NOW!"

Sheesh.  Wimmins.
Title: Re: Two dogs, one house
Post by: Ed Anger on March 12, 2011, 04:27:58 PM
*tips hat and nods to Scip*
Title: Re: Two dogs, one house
Post by: lustindarkness on March 12, 2011, 10:48:40 PM
Two dogs come in, one dog comes out. :)



I need a good companion for Otto, he is getting old. :(
Title: Re: Two dogs, one house
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on March 12, 2011, 11:04:39 PM
Next up: Two dogs, one cup.
Title: Re: Two dogs, one house
Post by: katmai on March 12, 2011, 11:15:36 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on March 12, 2011, 10:48:40 PM
Two dogs come in, one dog comes out. :)



I need a good companion for Otto, he is getting old. :(
:(
Title: Re: Two dogs, one house
Post by: Eddie Teach on March 12, 2011, 11:30:10 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on March 12, 2011, 11:04:39 PM
Next up: Two dogs, one cup.

If you can train your dog to shit in a cup, why not the toilet?
Title: Re: Two dogs, one house
Post by: DontSayBanana on March 13, 2011, 12:00:10 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on March 12, 2011, 11:04:39 PM
Next up: Two dogs, one cup.

Followed by Two and a Half Dogs, the heart-wrenching documentary about the dogfighting culture. ;)
Title: Re: Two dogs, one house
Post by: Syt on March 13, 2011, 12:39:54 AM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on March 13, 2011, 12:00:10 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on March 12, 2011, 11:04:39 PM
Next up: Two dogs, one cup.

Followed by Two and a Half Dogs, the heart-wrenching documentary about the dogfighting culture. ;)

Special Guest Star: Michael Vick as the Dog Catcher.
Title: Re: Two dogs, one house
Post by: Caliga on March 13, 2011, 06:46:06 AM
Quote from: Scipio on March 12, 2011, 04:26:22 PM
"Woman!  You, and the dog!  OUTSIDE!  NOW!"
I call my wife 'woman' too. :cool: :hug:
Title: Re: Two dogs, one house
Post by: jimmy olsen on March 14, 2011, 01:24:47 AM
Quote from: Caliga on March 13, 2011, 06:46:06 AM
Quote from: Scipio on March 12, 2011, 04:26:22 PM
"Woman!  You, and the dog!  OUTSIDE!  NOW!"
I call my wife 'woman' too. :cool: :hug:
Since I've met both of you, I feel entirely justified in saying "I doubt it".
Title: Re: Two dogs, one house
Post by: Eddie Teach on March 14, 2011, 03:49:41 AM
He didn't say anything about the frequency.  ;)