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Two dogs, one house

Started by Scipio, March 12, 2011, 04:21:49 PM

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Scipio

We got another dog.  This one, a puppy (about 3 months old), English Setter/Pit Bull/something else mix.  Really smart.  However, only wants to defecate and urinate in master bedroom.  Sigh.  Plays well with the other animals, which is a plus.
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Ed Anger

QuoteHowever, only wants to defecate and urinate in master bedroom.

Toss the fucker outside.
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Scipio

Quote from: Ed Anger on March 12, 2011, 04:23:39 PM
QuoteHowever, only wants to defecate and urinate in master bedroom.

Toss the fucker outside.
Had to explain to my wife.  She's holding the dog and carrying it outside, and fucking stops to watch me clean up the feces.  I yelled out, "Woman!  You, and the dog!  OUTSIDE!  NOW!"

Sheesh.  Wimmins.
What I speak out of my mouth is the truth.  It burns like fire.
-Jose Canseco

There you go, giving a fuck when it ain't your turn to give a fuck.
-Every cop, The Wire

"It is always good to be known for one's Krapp."
-John Hurt

Ed Anger

*tips hat and nods to Scip*
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lustindarkness

Two dogs come in, one dog comes out. :)



I need a good companion for Otto, he is getting old. :(
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Darth Wagtaros

Next up: Two dogs, one cup.
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katmai

Quote from: lustindarkness on March 12, 2011, 10:48:40 PM
Two dogs come in, one dog comes out. :)



I need a good companion for Otto, he is getting old. :(
:(
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Eddie Teach

Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on March 12, 2011, 11:04:39 PM
Next up: Two dogs, one cup.

If you can train your dog to shit in a cup, why not the toilet?
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DontSayBanana

Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on March 12, 2011, 11:04:39 PM
Next up: Two dogs, one cup.

Followed by Two and a Half Dogs, the heart-wrenching documentary about the dogfighting culture. ;)
Experience bij!

Syt

Quote from: DontSayBanana on March 13, 2011, 12:00:10 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on March 12, 2011, 11:04:39 PM
Next up: Two dogs, one cup.

Followed by Two and a Half Dogs, the heart-wrenching documentary about the dogfighting culture. ;)

Special Guest Star: Michael Vick as the Dog Catcher.
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Caliga

Quote from: Scipio on March 12, 2011, 04:26:22 PM
"Woman!  You, and the dog!  OUTSIDE!  NOW!"
I call my wife 'woman' too. :cool: :hug:
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jimmy olsen

Quote from: Caliga on March 13, 2011, 06:46:06 AM
Quote from: Scipio on March 12, 2011, 04:26:22 PM
"Woman!  You, and the dog!  OUTSIDE!  NOW!"
I call my wife 'woman' too. :cool: :hug:
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Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Eddie Teach

He didn't say anything about the frequency.  ;)
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?