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Title: Russian Honey Trap - Old School Style
Post by: Jacob on April 28, 2010, 06:31:07 PM
This is straight out of a Cold War era Bond film.

QuoteMOSCOW: She has piercing blue eyes, a girl-next-door face and likes to do a little amateur modelling, yet according to those who have fallen for her charms, Ekaterina Gerasimova is also the Kremlin's most effective secret agent and a latter-day Mata Hari.

Her mission, it is claimed, is to discredit prominent Kremlin critics by luring them into compromising situations using vintage KGB honeytrap techniques.

Offering her body, sex, and drugs from cocaine to marijuana as an inducement, ''Katya'', as she is usually known, has tried and often succeeded in bedding at least half-a-dozen high-profile Kremlin critics and other political figures. The damage to reputations has varied from serious to negligible depending on her victim's marital status and response.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.smh.com.au%2F2010%2F04%2F28%2F1389983%2F200_Ekaterina_Gerasimova-200x0.jpg&hash=caf1c9d45acf0186541c41732cf3b79f1ad1acbd)

(more in link below)

http://www.smh.com.au/world/modern-mata-hari-leaves-kremlin-critics-exposed-20100428-tsem.html
Title: Re: Russian Honey Trap - Old School Style
Post by: Jaron on April 28, 2010, 09:28:11 PM
Might be worth falling from grace.  :hmm:
Title: Re: Russian Honey Trap - Old School Style
Post by: starbright on April 28, 2010, 10:02:38 PM
Damn.  :P
Title: Re: Russian Honey Trap - Old School Style
Post by: Alcibiades on April 28, 2010, 10:19:42 PM
Stay clear, myspace photo at work here.

These put her in a much uglier light.
:hide:


http://www.zimbio.com/Ekaterina+Gerasimova/articles/vu9Ycc3Ye3t/Ekaterina+Gerasimova+Pictures+Russian+Honeypot
Title: Re: Russian Honey Trap - Old School Style
Post by: Razgovory on April 28, 2010, 11:10:34 PM
You can do a lot with an airbrush.
Title: Re: Russian Honey Trap - Old School Style
Post by: Eddie Teach on April 28, 2010, 11:15:28 PM
First pic looks like Hayden Panetierre.
Title: Re: Russian Honey Trap - Old School Style
Post by: Martinus on April 29, 2010, 01:55:37 AM
Would I be: impervious to her charms?  :bowler:
Title: Re: Russian Honey Trap - Old School Style
Post by: Jaron on April 29, 2010, 01:56:19 AM
Quote from: Martinus on April 29, 2010, 01:55:37 AM
Would I be: impervious to her charms?  :bowler:

:showoff: Gay power!
Title: Re: Russian Honey Trap - Old School Style
Post by: Razgovory on April 29, 2010, 02:08:30 AM
Quote from: Martinus on April 29, 2010, 01:55:37 AM
Would I be: impervious to her charms?  :bowler:

If she failed they'd just send shirtless Putin.  And then he'd shove his foot a place you wouldn't like.
Title: Re: Russian Honey Trap - Old School Style
Post by: DisturbedPervert on April 29, 2010, 02:50:47 AM
Not sure how true, but I read about the Soviets trying this on an Indonesian politician.  He told them to release the photos, pictures of him fucking a hot blonde could only increase his popularity
Title: Re: Russian Honey Trap - Old School Style
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 29, 2010, 04:13:47 AM
Fuckink for moose and sqvirrel.
Title: Re: Russian Honey Trap - Old School Style
Post by: Delirium on April 29, 2010, 05:38:36 AM
Moscow is getting soft on dissidents, only last year they were still having them executed.
Title: Re: Russian Honey Trap - Old School Style
Post by: Josquius on April 29, 2010, 06:16:10 AM
Quote from: Alcibiades on April 28, 2010, 10:19:42 PM
Stay clear, myspace photo at work here.

These put her in a much uglier light.
:hide:


http://www.zimbio.com/Ekaterina+Gerasimova/articles/vu9Ycc3Ye3t/Ekaterina+Gerasimova+Pictures+Russian+Honeypot

:unsure:
She's not bad.
And consider how your average politician looks.....
Title: Re: Russian Honey Trap - Old School Style
Post by: Palisadoes on April 29, 2010, 06:55:27 AM
Quote from: Tyr on April 29, 2010, 06:16:10 AM
:unsure:
She's not bad.
And consider how your average politician looks.....

Yeah, she's still okay, even in those pictures.
Title: Re: Russian Honey Trap - Old School Style
Post by: Siege on April 29, 2010, 07:26:37 AM
Quote from: Alcibiades on April 28, 2010, 10:19:42 PM
Stay clear, myspace photo at work here.

These put her in a much uglier light.
:hide:


http://www.zimbio.com/Ekaterina+Gerasimova/articles/vu9Ycc3Ye3t/Ekaterina+Gerasimova+Pictures+Russian+Honeypot (http://www.zimbio.com/Ekaterina+Gerasimova/articles/vu9Ycc3Ye3t/Ekaterina+Gerasimova+Pictures+Russian+Honeypot)


Ugly as fuck.

She looks like Lady Gaga.
Title: Re: Russian Honey Trap - Old School Style
Post by: Neil on April 29, 2010, 08:18:35 AM
Quote from: Siege on April 29, 2010, 07:26:37 AM
Ugly as fuck.

She looks like Lady Gaga.
Don't you only like 8-year old boys?

BTW:  If the other gays hear you talking shit about Lady Gaga, you'll be in trouble.
Title: Re: Russian Honey Trap - Old School Style
Post by: Grey Fox on April 29, 2010, 10:01:27 AM
Lady Gaga pre-crazy was actually quite cute.
Title: Re: Russian Honey Trap - Old School Style
Post by: DontSayBanana on April 29, 2010, 12:35:17 PM
Quote from: Siege on April 29, 2010, 07:26:37 AM
Ugly as fuck.

She looks like Lady Gaga.

Siege, we all know you're just pissed about the Hayden Panettiere comparison, because she's getting too old for you.
Title: Re: Russian Honey Trap - Old School Style
Post by: DGuller on April 29, 2010, 12:48:29 PM
Damn, Viktor Shenderovich got caught, that's a big success for Putin.  He is (or was) by far the most effective Kremlin critic, simply because his satire is extremely biting and on point.  I guess even the smartest people can really be stupid horny bastards.
Title: Re: Russian Honey Trap - Old School Style
Post by: Grallon on April 29, 2010, 01:06:30 PM
Quote from: Neil on April 29, 2010, 08:18:35 AM
Quote from: Siege on April 29, 2010, 07:26:37 AM
Ugly as fuck.

She looks like Lady Gaga.


BTW:  If the other gays hear you talking shit about Lady Gaga, you'll be in trouble.


Don't be dissin our new goddess  <_<

Here's http://www.mtv.com/photos/the-evolution-of-lady-gaga/1626824/4418706/photo.jhtml (http://www.mtv.com/photos/the-evolution-of-lady-gaga/1626824/4418706/photo.jhtml) a montage showing Gaga's evolution from before the birth of the Fame Monster to now.




G.
Title: Re: Russian Honey Trap - Old School Style
Post by: The Brain on April 29, 2010, 02:12:13 PM
Don't fucking hate on Gaga. Fucking homo Jewrab.
Title: Re: Russian Honey Trap - Old School Style
Post by: Slargos on April 29, 2010, 02:20:12 PM
When I try to view the lady gaga devolution, I get a popup directing me to my national MTV page claiming it's "optimized" but they don't do me the common fucking courtesy of sending me back to where I was in the swedish version. MTV massive fucking fail.  :yuk:
Title: Re: Russian Honey Trap - Old School Style
Post by: The Brain on April 29, 2010, 02:23:09 PM
Quote from: Slargos on April 29, 2010, 02:20:12 PM
When I try to view the lady gaga devolution, I get a popup directing me to my national MTV page claiming it's "optimized" but they don't do me the common fucking courtesy of sending me back to where I was in the swedish version. MTV massive fucking fail.  :yuk:

You realize that only homosexuals access mtv.com?
Title: Re: Russian Honey Trap - Old School Style
Post by: sbr on April 29, 2010, 02:28:12 PM
Quote from: Grallon on April 29, 2010, 01:06:30 PM
Quote from: Neil on April 29, 2010, 08:18:35 AM
Quote from: Siege on April 29, 2010, 07:26:37 AM
Ugly as fuck.

She looks like Lady Gaga.


BTW:  If the other gays hear you talking shit about Lady Gaga, you'll be in trouble.


Don't be dissin our new goddess  <_<

Here's http://www.mtv.com/photos/the-evolution-of-lady-gaga/1626824/4418706/photo.jhtml (http://www.mtv.com/photos/the-evolution-of-lady-gaga/1626824/4418706/photo.jhtml) a montage showing Gaga's evolution from before the birth of the Fame Monster to now.




G.

Looked better as a brunette.
Title: Re: Russian Honey Trap - Old School Style
Post by: Slargos on April 29, 2010, 02:34:42 PM
Quote from: The Brain on April 29, 2010, 02:23:09 PM
Quote from: Slargos on April 29, 2010, 02:20:12 PM
When I try to view the lady gaga devolution, I get a popup directing me to my national MTV page claiming it's "optimized" but they don't do me the common fucking courtesy of sending me back to where I was in the swedish version. MTV massive fucking fail.  :yuk:

You realize that only homosexuals access mtv.com?

I didn't, but thanks for the heads up.  :hug:

To reclaim Lady Gaga from the homos, I shall print out her picture and spill my seed on it.
Title: Re: Russian Honey Trap - Old School Style
Post by: Martinus on April 29, 2010, 03:14:14 PM
Quote from: DGuller on April 29, 2010, 12:48:29 PM
Damn, Viktor Shenderovich got caught, that's a big success for Putin.  He is (or was) by far the most effective Kremlin critic, simply because his satire is extremely biting and on point.  I guess even the smartest people can really be stupid horny bastards.

Are comedians supposed to be paragons of moral fiber in Russia?  :huh:
Title: Re: Russian Honey Trap - Old School Style
Post by: Martinus on April 29, 2010, 03:16:19 PM
Quote from: The Brain on April 29, 2010, 02:23:09 PM
Quote from: Slargos on April 29, 2010, 02:20:12 PM
When I try to view the lady gaga devolution, I get a popup directing me to my national MTV page claiming it's "optimized" but they don't do me the common fucking courtesy of sending me back to where I was in the swedish version. MTV massive fucking fail.  :yuk:

You realize that only homosexuals access mtv.com?

Please don't use hate-speech. The proper expression is "gay people" or "the GLBT community".
Title: Re: Russian Honey Trap - Old School Style
Post by: Alcibiades on April 29, 2010, 03:24:03 PM
Quote from: Martinus on April 29, 2010, 03:16:19 PM
Quote from: The Brain on April 29, 2010, 02:23:09 PM
Quote from: Slargos on April 29, 2010, 02:20:12 PM
When I try to view the lady gaga devolution, I get a popup directing me to my national MTV page claiming it's "optimized" but they don't do me the common fucking courtesy of sending me back to where I was in the swedish version. MTV massive fucking fail.  :yuk:

You realize that only homosexuals access mtv.com?

Please don't use hate-speech. The proper expression is "gay people" or "the GLBT community".

fag
Title: Re: Russian Honey Trap - Old School Style
Post by: DGuller on April 29, 2010, 03:24:32 PM
Quote from: Martinus on April 29, 2010, 03:14:14 PM
Quote from: DGuller on April 29, 2010, 12:48:29 PM
Damn, Viktor Shenderovich got caught, that's a big success for Putin.  He is (or was) by far the most effective Kremlin critic, simply because his satire is extremely biting and on point.  I guess even the smartest people can really be stupid horny bastards.

Are comedians supposed to be paragons of moral fiber in Russia?  :huh:
No, but public humiliation is a setback for anyone in any country.
Title: Re: Russian Honey Trap - Old School Style
Post by: Ed Anger on April 29, 2010, 04:21:53 PM
Quote from: Martinus on April 29, 2010, 03:16:19 PM
Quote from: The Brain on April 29, 2010, 02:23:09 PM
Quote from: Slargos on April 29, 2010, 02:20:12 PM
When I try to view the lady gaga devolution, I get a popup directing me to my national MTV page claiming it's "optimized" but they don't do me the common fucking courtesy of sending me back to where I was in the swedish version. MTV massive fucking fail.  :yuk:

You realize that only homosexuals access mtv.com?

Please don't use hate-speech. The proper expression is "gay people" or "the GLBT community".

Homersexual.
Title: Re: Russian Honey Trap - Old School Style
Post by: Neil on April 29, 2010, 04:29:12 PM
Quote from: Martinus on April 29, 2010, 03:16:19 PM
"the GLBT community".
No such thing.  All those groups hate each other.
Title: Re: Russian Honey Trap - Old School Style
Post by: The Brain on April 29, 2010, 05:19:00 PM
The GLBT seduction community?
Title: Re: Russian Honey Trap - Old School Style
Post by: Josquius on April 29, 2010, 05:58:51 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on April 29, 2010, 10:01:27 AM
Lady Gaga pre-crazy was actually quite cute.
She;s not hot herself but yeah. Pre craze she presented herself very well.
I hate her though.
Her doing the indie uber blonde look ruined it for all women and no one does it now.