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Poll
Question: So, pick one.....
Option 1: votes: 3
Option 2: votes: 15
Title: Attn:Drakken, There is something rotten in the state of Sweden
Post by: Viking on April 24, 2010, 09:38:16 AM
Pick one.
Title: Re: Attn:Drakken, There is something rotten in the state of Sweden
Post by: Cecil on April 24, 2010, 10:46:02 AM
Wut?
Title: Re: Attn:Drakken, There is something rotten in the state of Sweden
Post by: Viking on April 24, 2010, 10:48:08 AM
Quote from: Cecil on April 24, 2010, 10:46:02 AM
Wut?

Maddies boyfriend stepped out on her with the other one
Title: Re: Attn:Drakken, There is something rotten in the state of Sweden
Post by: DisturbedPervert on April 24, 2010, 10:59:02 AM
Wut?

Hard to pick as you can't really see much of them
Title: Re: Attn:Drakken, There is something rotten in the state of Sweden
Post by: Admiral Yi on April 24, 2010, 11:02:01 AM
Out of all sports that women compete in, I think volleyball would work the best nude.
Title: Re: Attn:Drakken, There is something rotten in the state of Sweden
Post by: Cecil on April 24, 2010, 11:08:34 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 24, 2010, 11:02:01 AM
Out of all sports that women compete in, I think volleyball would work the best nude.

I think thats handball though.
Title: Re: Attn:Drakken, There is something rotten in the state of Sweden
Post by: Admiral Yi on April 24, 2010, 11:41:47 AM
Quote from: Cecil on April 24, 2010, 11:08:34 AM
I think thats handball though.
Doesn't refute my point.
Title: Re: Attn:Drakken, There is something rotten in the state of Sweden
Post by: The Brain on April 24, 2010, 11:44:14 AM
The Princess, obviously. She's not a gold digger.
Title: Re: Attn:Drakken, There is something rotten in the state of Sweden
Post by: DGuller on April 24, 2010, 11:46:44 AM
I don't see a lot of rot on either of those, to be honest.
Title: Re: Attn:Drakken, There is something rotten in the state of Sweden
Post by: Palisadoes on April 24, 2010, 11:48:33 AM
Who's done what now?
Title: Re: Attn:Drakken, There is something rotten in the state of Sweden
Post by: Viking on April 24, 2010, 12:02:17 PM
Quote from: Palisadoes on April 24, 2010, 11:48:33 AM
Who's done what now?

Princess Maddie's fiancé had an affair with a Norwegian handball player and got caught.
Title: Re: Attn:Drakken, There is something rotten in the state of Sweden
Post by: JonasSalk on April 24, 2010, 12:51:19 PM
Neither one is particularly attractive.  Death to blondes.
Title: Re: Attn:Drakken, There is something rotten in the state of Sweden
Post by: The Brain on April 24, 2010, 12:58:48 PM
Quote from: JonasSalk on April 24, 2010, 12:51:19 PM
Neither one is particularly attractive.  Death to blondes.

What the fuck would you know, homosexual?
Title: Re: Attn:Drakken, There is something rotten in the state of Sweden
Post by: The Brain on April 24, 2010, 01:02:54 PM
They are no longer engaged btw.
Title: Re: Attn:Drakken, There is something rotten in the state of Sweden
Post by: sbr on April 24, 2010, 01:04:03 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 24, 2010, 11:02:01 AM
Out of all sports that women compete in, I think volleyball would work the best nude.

Too much squatting, thrusting and jumping.  There is way too many things flopping around to be that attractive.
Title: Re: Attn:Drakken, There is something rotten in the state of Sweden
Post by: garbon on April 24, 2010, 02:22:16 PM
Quote from: The Brain on April 24, 2010, 12:58:48 PM
Quote from: JonasSalk on April 24, 2010, 12:51:19 PM
Neither one is particularly attractive.  Death to blondes.

What the fuck would you know, homosexual?

He's from the South...he's broken. :(
Title: Re: Attn:Drakken, There is something rotten in the state of Sweden
Post by: JonasSalk on April 24, 2010, 03:14:53 PM
Yeah, blondes are the epitome of attraction to people with half a brain and tiny dicks.
Title: Re: Attn:Drakken, There is something rotten in the state of Sweden
Post by: Eddie Teach on April 24, 2010, 03:15:53 PM
Dude, you come on a little too strong, even for Languish.
Title: Re: Attn:Drakken, There is something rotten in the state of Sweden
Post by: garbon on April 24, 2010, 03:22:05 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on April 24, 2010, 03:15:53 PM
Dude, you come on a little too strong, even for Languish.

I thought that's what you liked. :(
Title: Re: Attn:Drakken, There is something rotten in the state of Sweden
Post by: DisturbedPervert on April 24, 2010, 03:22:52 PM
Quote from: JonasSalk on April 24, 2010, 03:14:53 PM
Yeah, blondes are the epitome of attraction to people with half a brain and tiny dicks.

Then that would be most of the world.  You talk to a non white dude and they all want to fuck a blond chick.
Title: Re: Attn:Drakken, There is something rotten in the state of Sweden
Post by: garbon on April 24, 2010, 03:27:11 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on April 24, 2010, 03:22:52 PM
You talk to a non white dude and they all want to fuck a blond chick.

:yeahright:
Title: Re: Attn:Drakken, There is something rotten in the state of Sweden
Post by: DisturbedPervert on April 24, 2010, 03:32:35 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 24, 2010, 03:27:11 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on April 24, 2010, 03:22:52 PM
You talk to a non white dude and they all want to fuck a blond chick.

:yeahright:

White dudes too.  We all want blondes for some reason.  But from my experiance Asians especially are obsessed with blond chicks.
Title: Re: Attn:Drakken, There is something rotten in the state of Sweden
Post by: Eddie Teach on April 24, 2010, 03:41:40 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on April 24, 2010, 03:32:35 PM
White dudes too.  We all want blondes for some reason. 

It's not so much that we all prefer blondes as that attractive women are more likely to dye their hair.
Title: Re: Attn:Drakken, There is something rotten in the state of Sweden
Post by: Ed Anger on April 24, 2010, 03:42:16 PM
Princess Maddie got old.  :(
Title: Re: Attn:Drakken, There is something rotten in the state of Sweden
Post by: Eddie Teach on April 24, 2010, 03:43:38 PM
Ok, Siege.
Title: Re: Attn:Drakken, There is something rotten in the state of Sweden
Post by: Drakken on April 24, 2010, 04:08:42 PM
What a dumbass. After the marriage, dude, AFTER! :lol:

Seriously though, it's really hardest on her. For the guy, when you were dating engaged to the third and soon to be fourth in order of succession and one of the hawtest girl in Sweden, you can pretty much get any poon with any hot woman you want during AND after that. I'm sure the guy got vibes like crazy everywhere he went by hot babes that would have never given him the time of day otherwise, all because he was boning Maddie.

Now all he needs to say if his next target questions why the hell he would cheat on Princess Madeleine was "she wasn't that hot in bed" or some shit like that. His social proof is done, caught or not. For her, not so much. That problem with wearing a crown when female is that you get to where the horns when it happens.

However, better for her to know it now and terminate the engagement, than actually get married and discovering afterwards. At least now she is readily available and just temporarily a new example of "even totally hot babes get cheated on".

Bet the first thing she thought after starting to sob and calling daddy was "Wait, he cheated on ME? With THAT ugly broad? And a Norwegian at that?"
Title: Re: Attn:Drakken, There is something rotten in the state of Sweden
Post by: Ed Anger on April 24, 2010, 04:29:47 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on April 24, 2010, 03:43:38 PM
Ok, Siege.

Don't GIVE ME that tone mister! Or I'll make you drop and give me 50!
Title: Re: Attn:Drakken, There is something rotten in the state of Sweden
Post by: Ed Anger on April 24, 2010, 04:30:28 PM
Quote from: Drakken on April 24, 2010, 04:08:42 PM
What a dumbass. After the marriage, dude, AFTER! :lol:

Seriously though, it's really hardest on her. For the guy, when you were dating engaged to the third and soon to be fourth in order of succession and one of the hawtest girl in Sweden, you can pretty much get any poon with any hot woman you want during AND after that. I'm sure the guy got approached like crazy everywhere he went by hot babes that would have never given him the time of day, all because he was boning Maddie.

Now all he needs to say if his next target questions why the hell he would cheat on Princess Madeleine was "she wasn't that hot in bed" or some shit like that. His social proof is done, caught or not. For her, not so much. That problem with wearing a crown when female is that you get to where the horns when it happens.

However, better for her to know it now and terminate the engagement, than actually get married and discovering afterwards. At least now she is readily available and just temporarily a new example of "even totally hot babes get cheated on".

Bet the first thing she thought after starting to sob and calling daddy was "Wait, he cheated on ME? With THAT ugly broad? And a Norwegian at that?"

The seduction community is saddened.
Title: Re: Attn:Drakken, There is something rotten in the state of Sweden
Post by: garbon on April 24, 2010, 04:35:46 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 24, 2010, 04:29:47 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on April 24, 2010, 03:43:38 PM
Ok, Siege.

Don't GIVE ME that tone mister! Or I'll make you drop and give me 50!

Doesn't he often say that he'll make someone suck his dick?
Title: Re: Attn:Drakken, There is something rotten in the state of Sweden
Post by: garbon on April 24, 2010, 04:37:04 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 24, 2010, 04:30:28 PM
Quote from: Drakken on April 24, 2010, 04:08:42 PM
What a dumbass. After the marriage, dude, AFTER! :lol:

Seriously though, it's really hardest on her. For the guy, when you were dating engaged to the third and soon to be fourth in order of succession and one of the hawtest girl in Sweden, you can pretty much get any poon with any hot woman you want during AND after that. I'm sure the guy got approached like crazy everywhere he went by hot babes that would have never given him the time of day, all because he was boning Maddie.

Now all he needs to say if his next target questions why the hell he would cheat on Princess Madeleine was "she wasn't that hot in bed" or some shit like that. His social proof is done, caught or not. For her, not so much. That problem with wearing a crown when female is that you get to where the horns when it happens.

However, better for her to know it now and terminate the engagement, than actually get married and discovering afterwards. At least now she is readily available and just temporarily a new example of "even totally hot babes get cheated on".

Bet the first thing she thought after starting to sob and calling daddy was "Wait, he cheated on ME? With THAT ugly broad? And a Norwegian at that?"

The seduction community is saddened.

I'd like to get to where the horns.
Title: Re: Attn:Drakken, There is something rotten in the state of Sweden
Post by: Drakken on April 24, 2010, 04:37:44 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 24, 2010, 04:30:28 PM
The seduction community is saddened.

On the contrary, my friend. She is now available AND in rebound/revenge fuck mode.  :menace:

Still, from what I am reading the guy was some ordinary man beforehand? So in the end, he finally realized he got social proofed and exploited it.

So in resume: Average dude scores with prom queen; all other women in the school sees that; all women want the dude because he got preselected by said prom queen; dude gets attraction vibes everywhere he goes; for whatever reason (fallout, prom queen refusing to swallow, plain tail-chasing), he gets tail on the side. Replace prom queen by "princess of Sweden" and school by "anywhere in Sweden and in high-class society", and you get the story.

Nothing really saddening, really, except for Madeleine who is really acting like a cuckolded husband here.

Title: Re: Attn:Drakken, There is something rotten in the state of Sweden
Post by: Admiral Yi on April 24, 2010, 04:38:32 PM
Quote from: sbr on April 24, 2010, 01:04:03 PM
Too much squatting, thrusting and jumping.  There is way too many things flopping around to be that attractive.
How the fuck is squatting a drawback? :huh:
Title: Re: Attn:Drakken, There is something rotten in the state of Sweden
Post by: Viking on April 24, 2010, 04:38:51 PM
Quote from: Drakken on April 24, 2010, 04:08:42 PM
Bet the first thing she thought after starting to sob and calling daddy was "Wait, he cheated on ME? With THAT ugly broad? And a Norwegian at that?"

Agreed. I think rather than playing the aggrieved party, she should have approached the issue with the fact that nobody in sweden thought he was good enough for her anyways in mind.

If she had merely issued a statement of the kind "we have drifted apart", "I appreciate the duty more role requires" etc.etc. and then have it suggested in magazines that he had a small dick.
Title: Re: Attn:Drakken, There is something rotten in the state of Sweden
Post by: Drakken on April 24, 2010, 04:44:42 PM
Quote from: Viking on April 24, 2010, 04:38:51 PM
Quote from: Drakken on April 24, 2010, 04:08:42 PM
Bet the first thing she thought after starting to sob and calling daddy was "Wait, he cheated on ME? With THAT ugly broad? And a Norwegian at that?"

Agreed. I think rather than playing the aggrieved party, she should have approached the issue with the fact that nobody in sweden thought he was good enough for her anyways in mind.

If she had merely issued a statement of the kind "we have drifted apart", "I appreciate the duty more role requires" etc.etc. and then have it suggested in magazines that he had a small dick.

Meh, every man in Sweden would sell their souls for getting in Princess Madeleine's bed heart. Just that he had the guts to approach her/game her, or she thought he was a heartrob and preselected him. Given that his only celebrity status was being Madeleine's boyfriend, I'll go with the first: He didn't care one bit, wasn't intimidated by her physical/status/smile, he went in and scored.

But the hard truth is: Being one of Sweden's wealthiest and sexiest woman is not enough by itself to keep a man faithful. She probably thought her status would ensure his loyalty, like every good girl who believes in the power of love and who doesn't understand that men are wired to chase tails all the time, and it cannot be turned off just by marrying a super hot babe. In fact, being married to a super hot babe attract even more babes.

She offered him a poisoned apple. She validated him to everyone else as a catch worthy enough to get her engaged to.  A more "mature", worldly woman would have known this would get him exposed to a world of temptation everywhere he goes afterwards. She should have known that - or her parents should have warned her. The damage is done. She needs to pick her partner more selectively AND keep in mind that there are other avenues to keep a man than just expect him to be faithful because you are Princess Madeleine.

Lacking more information, I blame neither for this mess unless I learn the guy is some patent douchebag. I understand her humiliation, though. Hopefully she will learn from it and pick someone more... attuned to her position. And it's not like Sweden is lacking in eligible, high-social status partners.
Title: Re: Attn:Drakken, There is something rotten in the state of Sweden
Post by: garbon on April 24, 2010, 04:51:10 PM
Please stop using made up terminology, kthxbye!
Title: Re: Attn:Drakken, There is something rotten in the state of Sweden
Post by: Drakken on April 24, 2010, 04:51:58 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 24, 2010, 04:51:10 PM
Please stop using made up terminology, kthxbye!

Please use Wikipedia, kthxbye!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_proof
Title: Re: Attn:Drakken, There is something rotten in the state of Sweden
Post by: garbon on April 24, 2010, 05:02:02 PM
Quote from: Drakken on April 24, 2010, 04:51:58 PM
Please use Wikipedia, kthxbye!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_proof

No thanks.

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Title: Re: Attn:Drakken, There is something rotten in the state of Sweden
Post by: The Brain on April 24, 2010, 05:05:57 PM
SedComSpeak FTL.
Title: Re: Attn:Drakken, There is something rotten in the state of Sweden
Post by: Ed Anger on April 24, 2010, 05:23:53 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 24, 2010, 04:35:46 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 24, 2010, 04:29:47 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on April 24, 2010, 03:43:38 PM
Ok, Siege.

Don't GIVE ME that tone mister! Or I'll make you drop and give me 50!

Doesn't he often say that he'll make someone suck his dick?

I had to leave that off.
Title: Re: Attn:Drakken, There is something rotten in the state of Sweden
Post by: JonasSalk on April 24, 2010, 09:19:53 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on April 24, 2010, 03:15:53 PM
Dude, you come on a little too strong, even for Languish.

I love you too.

Btw half of my posts outside of the gaming forum are mostly fun and games trollposts for my own amusement.  Take that as you will.