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Title: Fucking Hell
Post by: viper37 on March 31, 2010, 09:41:13 AM
Fucking Hell (http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,686305,00.html)

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The EU's trademarks authority has permitted a German firm to  brew beer and produce clothing under the name "Fucking Hell". It may be  an expletive in English, but in German it could refer to a light ale --  Hell -- from the Austrian town of Fucking. Whether it will be brewed  there is another question.
nice name :)
Title: Re: Fucking Hell
Post by: Josquius on March 31, 2010, 10:20:05 AM
Heh, cool.
Wonder if its the same company who makes Duff
Title: Re: Fucking Hell
Post by: Syt on March 31, 2010, 10:30:27 AM
I approve. Unfortunately, there's no mention which brewery is planning with this brand name.
Title: Re: Fucking Hell
Post by: The Brain on March 31, 2010, 12:21:29 PM
QuoteThe EU's trademarks authority has permitted a German firm to  brew beer and produce clothing under the name "Fucking Hell".

Permitted? They could have denied them?
Title: Re: Fucking Hell
Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on March 31, 2010, 12:26:07 PM
:lol: Those wacky Euros.
Title: Re: Fucking Hell
Post by: grumbler on March 31, 2010, 12:29:50 PM
Only a cretin would use the phrase "fucking hell.*"  It is oxymoronic and so idiotic.




* Except as a novelty name for beer.  There, you get some decent free advertising for a very short time before the novelty wears off.
Title: Re: Fucking Hell
Post by: derspiess on March 31, 2010, 12:44:33 PM
It should be Helles, not Hell :nerd:
Title: Re: Fucking Hell
Post by: Martinus on March 31, 2010, 12:45:20 PM
Quote from: grumbler on March 31, 2010, 12:29:50 PM
Only a cretin would use the phrase "fucking hell.*"  It is oxymoronic and so idiotic.




* Except as a novelty name for beer.  There, you get some decent free advertising for a very short time before the novelty wears off.

I disagree. A place filled with nothing but women would be a fucking hell for me.
Title: Re: Fucking Hell
Post by: Syt on March 31, 2010, 12:53:43 PM
Quote from: derspiess on March 31, 2010, 12:44:33 PM
It should be Helles, not Hell :nerd:

You would order "Ein Helles!", but the brand name could still be "hell":
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.zoetler.de%2Fimg%2Fbimg%2Fetikett_02_alt_hell.gif&hash=c10d633d812259888510e3842cb12213ea65adbc)
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.1000getraenke.de%2Fimg%2Fbiertest%2Faugustiner_lagerbier_hell.jpg&hash=d05f9d6f75cd2cab70c0d22c7e79cf8dd153dd7f)
Etc.

Dark beer, conversely, is often called "dunkel" if, like "Flensburger Dunkel".
Title: Re: Fucking Hell
Post by: derspiess on March 31, 2010, 01:47:19 PM
 :blush:  Never saw that before.  Our brewers here only use "Helles" and that's all I've seen used for imports.

I still think "F*cking Helles" would sound more clever.
Title: Re: Fucking Hell
Post by: grumbler on March 31, 2010, 02:37:11 PM
Quote from: Martinus on March 31, 2010, 12:45:20 PM
I disagree. A place filled with nothing but women would be a non-fucking hell for me.
Fixed.
Title: Re: Fucking Hell
Post by: Siege on March 31, 2010, 02:45:09 PM
I'm not gonna buy that beer!

Title: Re: Fucking Hell
Post by: derspiess on March 31, 2010, 03:29:07 PM
Quote from: Siege on March 31, 2010, 02:45:09 PM
I'm not gonna buy that beer!



You shouldn't.  The fact that you can actually taste something might shock your senses, unlike that Miller Lite you drink :P
Title: Re: Fucking Hell
Post by: AnchorClanker on March 31, 2010, 03:31:06 PM
Quote from: derspiess on March 31, 2010, 03:29:07 PM
Quote from: Siege on March 31, 2010, 02:45:09 PM
I'm not gonna buy that beer!



You shouldn't.  The fact that you can actually taste something might shock your senses, unlike that Miller Lite you drink :P

:P

Having a pint of Bombardier as I write this...  :nelson: :bowler:
Title: Re: Fucking Hell
Post by: Siege on March 31, 2010, 04:14:23 PM
And Viper, name your threads properly, in a descriptive manner, according to Languish's Rules and Regulations.
Title: Re: Fucking Hell
Post by: Barrister on March 31, 2010, 05:31:39 PM
Quote from: Syt on March 31, 2010, 12:53:43 PM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.1000getraenke.de%2Fimg%2Fbiertest%2Faugustiner_lagerbier_hell.jpg&hash=d05f9d6f75cd2cab70c0d22c7e79cf8dd153dd7f)

Is that Grampa Munster on the bottle?  :unsure:
Title: Re: Fucking Hell
Post by: Caliga on March 31, 2010, 06:47:33 PM
Quote from: Siege on March 31, 2010, 04:14:23 PM
And Viper, name your threads properly, in a descriptive manner, according to Languish's Rules and Regulations.
Oh a Rules Nazi, huh.  Must be a Jew :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Fucking Hell
Post by: Jaron on March 31, 2010, 07:05:51 PM
Quote from: Barrister on March 31, 2010, 05:31:39 PM
Quote from: Syt on March 31, 2010, 12:53:43 PM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.1000getraenke.de%2Fimg%2Fbiertest%2Faugustiner_lagerbier_hell.jpg&hash=d05f9d6f75cd2cab70c0d22c7e79cf8dd153dd7f)

Is that Grampa Munster on the bottle?  :unsure:

:lol:
Title: Re: Fucking Hell
Post by: garbon on March 31, 2010, 10:16:43 PM
Quote from: grumbler on March 31, 2010, 02:37:11 PM
Quote from: Martinus on March 31, 2010, 12:45:20 PM
I disagree. A place filled with nothing but women would be a non-fucking hell for me.
Fixed.

Any hell would be a non-fucking hell for Marti seeing as how he doesn't fuck.
Title: Re: Fucking Hell
Post by: grumbler on April 01, 2010, 04:18:56 PM
Quote from: garbon on March 31, 2010, 10:16:43 PM
Quote from: grumbler on March 31, 2010, 02:37:11 PM
Quote from: Martinus on March 31, 2010, 12:45:20 PM
I disagree. A place filled with nothing but women would be a non-fucking hell for me.
Fixed.

Any hell would be a non-fucking hell for Marti seeing as how he doesn't fuck.
:Embarrass:  Sorry, forgot to change "me" to "the women" when I fixed the other part of his post.
Title: Re: Fucking Hell
Post by: garbon on April 02, 2010, 12:40:32 AM
Quote from: grumbler on April 01, 2010, 04:18:56 PM
:Embarrass:  Sorry, forgot to change "me" to "the women" when I fixed the other part of his post.

:hug: