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Title: Guard your spent condoms well.
Post by: Viking on March 14, 2010, 09:47:11 AM
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This GATTACA shit is making me nervous....
Title: Re: Guard your spent condoms well.
Post by: Grallon on March 14, 2010, 09:55:39 AM
Quote from: Viking on March 14, 2010, 09:47:11 AM



This GATTACA shit is making me nervous....


Eugenics is the way of the future Viking.




G.
Title: Re: Guard your spent condoms well.
Post by: The Larch on March 14, 2010, 02:21:46 PM
What are you babbling about? It seems to be just a fertility test.
Title: Re: Guard your spent condoms well.
Post by: DisturbedPervert on March 14, 2010, 02:26:07 PM
I wouldn't mind knowing if my boys can swim.  Be nice if they couldn't
Title: Re: Guard your spent condoms well.
Post by: Viking on March 14, 2010, 02:45:36 PM
Quote from: The Larch on March 14, 2010, 02:21:46 PM
What are you babbling about? It seems to be just a fertility test.

I see this as an insidious opportunity for women to test us...

Title: Re: Guard your spent condoms well.
Post by: Barrister on March 14, 2010, 03:22:35 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on March 14, 2010, 02:26:07 PM
I wouldn't mind knowing if my boys can swim.  Be nice if they couldn't

My sperm counts were above average.   :showoff:
Title: Re: Guard your spent condoms well.
Post by: Jaron on March 14, 2010, 10:27:15 PM
Quote from: Barrister on March 14, 2010, 03:22:35 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on March 14, 2010, 02:26:07 PM
I wouldn't mind knowing if my boys can swim.  Be nice if they couldn't

My sperm counts were above average.   :showoff:

Its the curling!  :homestar:
Title: Re: Guard your spent condoms well.
Post by: Admiral Yi on March 15, 2010, 05:02:14 AM
It's the pleats! :homestar:
Title: Re: Guard your spent condoms well.
Post by: The Larch on March 15, 2010, 05:06:44 AM
It's the Yukon.  :P