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Title: OMG Canada launches air assault on teh US!!!111
Post by: Caliga on April 06, 2009, 09:02:22 PM
:ultra: Don't mess with Texas.

Quote
Jet Fighters Pursue Cessna Stolen by Flight Student
Plane Could Be Shot Down If It Is Deemed a Threat
By PIERRE THOMAS and LUIS MARTINEZ
WASHINGTON, April 6, 2009

Over the skies of the Midwest, two F-16 fighter jets are escorting a private Cessna 172 aircraft stolen from a flight school in Ontario, Canada, whose pilot has been unresponsive to multiple requests that he establish communications with ground controllers.

A Customs and Border Protection aircraft was also closely monitoring the Cessna.

The plane entered American airspace over Michigan's Upper Peninsula at 3:25 p.m. today and has been trailed by the military aircraft since 4:43 p.m. as it has flown over Minnesota, south through Wisconsin, Illinois and Missouri.

The aircraft went past St. Louis flew south over eastern Missouri towards Arkansas. At one point, the Wisconsin state capitol building in Madison was evacuated as a precaution as the plane flew over the city.

Confederation College in Thunder Bay, Ontario, confirmed to ABC News that one of its aircraft was stolen today and flown out of Thunder Bay International Airport at 2:55 p.m.

In a statement released later today, the college said it was working with local police "to recover the airplane and identify the individual flying the airplane."

Details are scarce as to the identity of the pilot, but NORAD spokesman Michael Kucharek said the pilot is a student at the flight school and that his motives are unknown.

The F-16 pilots have made visual contact with the pilot and "know that the person that's flying the aircraft knows that the [F-16] aircraft are there, [he] is unresponsive to their non-verbal directions and is not in contact with the FAA controllers," Kucharek said.

FAA officials also said the Cessna's pilot has not responded to their repeated efforts to hail him on all radio frequencies.

When asked if the fighter jets might have to shoot down the aircraft if it shows hostile intent, Kucharek told ABC News that could happen.

"NORAD pilots, once authorized by higher authority, are authorized to use everything within their power to protect U.S. citizens, up to and including lethal force," he said.
Title: Re: OMG Canada launches air assault on teh US!!!111
Post by: Grey Fox on April 06, 2009, 09:09:55 PM
I guess he didn't answer because he didn't know how?
Title: Re: OMG Canada launches air assault on teh US!!!111
Post by: FunkMonk on April 06, 2009, 09:11:46 PM
Fly? Yes! Land? No!
Title: Re: OMG Canada launches air assault on teh US!!!111
Post by: Siege on April 06, 2009, 09:14:13 PM
Hand signals in the arab world are diferent than here.


Title: Re: OMG Canada launches air assault on teh US!!!111
Post by: Neil on April 06, 2009, 09:15:32 PM
Why not flip him, the way the RAF used to do to V-1s with Gloster Meteors?
Title: Re: OMG Canada launches air assault on teh US!!!111
Post by: Admiral Yi on April 06, 2009, 09:17:21 PM
I'm surprised and impressed with the Cesna's range.
Title: Re: OMG Canada launches air assault on teh US!!!111
Post by: FunkMonk on April 06, 2009, 09:17:37 PM
Quote from: Neil on April 06, 2009, 09:15:32 PM
Why not flip him, the way the RAF used to do to V-1s with Gloster Meteors?
Wouldn't that risk him flying into a house or something? Much better to just Sidewinder his ass. Plus it looks cool.
Title: Re: OMG Canada launches air assault on teh US!!!111
Post by: Neil on April 06, 2009, 09:47:46 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on April 06, 2009, 09:17:37 PM
Quote from: Neil on April 06, 2009, 09:15:32 PM
Why not flip him, the way the RAF used to do to V-1s with Gloster Meteors?
Wouldn't that risk him flying into a house or something? Much better to just Sidewinder his ass. Plus it looks cool.
Who cares?  He's only over hick states anyways.
Title: Re: OMG Canada launches air assault on teh US!!!111
Post by: Fireblade on April 06, 2009, 10:07:03 PM
QuoteThe aircraft went past St. Louis flew south over eastern Missouri towards Arkansas.

OH MY GOD IM GOING TO DIE
Title: Re: OMG Canada launches air assault on teh US!!!111
Post by: Siege on April 06, 2009, 10:45:52 PM
Quote from: Fireblade on April 06, 2009, 10:07:03 PM
QuoteThe aircraft went past St. Louis flew south over eastern Missouri towards Arkansas.

OH MY GOD IM GOING TO DIE

Pussy.

Title: Re: OMG Canada launches air assault on teh US!!!111
Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on April 06, 2009, 10:48:21 PM
lulz. That's actually the Canadian Air Force. That Cessna cost us several billion dollars likely.
Title: Re: OMG Canada launches air assault on teh US!!!111
Post by: Admiral Yi on April 06, 2009, 11:04:06 PM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on April 06, 2009, 10:48:21 PM
lulz. That's actually the Canadian Air Force. That Cessna cost us several billion dollars likely.
I demand that you apologize to the families of the Canadian servicemen killed in Afghanistan. :mad:
Title: Re: OMG Canada launches air assault on teh US!!!111
Post by: Queequeg on April 06, 2009, 11:13:11 PM
ALL THE BALDWINS ARE DEAD!?
Title: Re: OMG Canada launches air assault on teh US!!!111
Post by: Caliga on April 07, 2009, 04:41:51 AM
He landed by a road, walked to a country store in some hick town in Missourah, bought a Gatorade, and waited to be arrested. :huh:
Title: Re: OMG Canada launches air assault on teh US!!!111
Post by: Syt on April 07, 2009, 05:53:33 AM
Well, Mathias Rust he is not.
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fenglishrussia.com%2Fimages%2Frust.jpg&hash=eb26a667e4606c3111e0d2efb480644f4cce1867)

(Which is also good, because Rust was a bit batshit after he came out of Soviet prison.)
Title: Re: OMG Canada launches air assault on teh US!!!111
Post by: Caliga on April 07, 2009, 06:40:33 AM
Quote from: Syt on April 07, 2009, 05:53:33 AM(Which is also good, because Rust was a bit batshit after he came out of Soviet prison.)

...as if he wasn't before? :lol:

"Yeah, flying straight at the Kremlin strikes me as a great idea."
Title: Re: OMG Canada launches air assault on teh US!!!111
Post by: Caliga on April 07, 2009, 06:46:28 AM
QuoteELLSINORE, Mo., April 7 (UPI) -- A man suspected of stealing an airplane from a flight school in Canada has been arrested in Missouri after landing the plane on a highway, authorities said.

The pilot -- identified as Yavuz Burke -- is accused of taking off Monday from Confederation College in Thunder Bay, Ontario, and leading fighter jets on a chase across the U.S. Midwest, ABC News reported.

The FBI said Burke took off on foot about 9:50 p.m. EDT Monday after landing a Cessna 172 on U.S. Highway 60 in Ellsinore, Mo. but was taken into custody a short time later by Missouri State Highway Patrol officers.

Burke was formerly known as Adam Leon, FBI spokesman Rich Kolko said. He is a 31-year-old naturalized Canadian citizen who was born in Turkey.

Two F-16 fighters began to escort the Cessna after it crossed into U.S. airspace from Canada at 4:23 EDT over Michigan's Upper Peninsula, ABC said. As the pilot flew over Minnesota, Wisconsin, Illinois and Missouri, he ignored repeated requests that he contact air controllers on the ground.

ABC said Canadian officials told U.S. officials Burke had been treated Friday for depression, and that he left a good-bye note for his girlfriend.

OMG OTTOMONS  :osama:
Title: Re: OMG Canada launches air assault on teh US!!!111
Post by: FunkMonk on April 07, 2009, 07:13:51 AM
Brave Turkish-born Canadians are daily flying into American airspace defying strongly-worded letters and anti-aircraft cabbages thrown to defect from the evil socialist Canadian Parliament.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Feuropa.eu%2Fabc%2F12lessons%2Fimages%2Fcontent_berlin_wall.jpg&hash=c513e33889b0843978dc496f76b4921bfed18b2d)
Title: Re: OMG Canada launches air assault on teh US!!!111
Post by: KRonn on April 07, 2009, 07:32:08 AM
Well, I guess you know you're going to have a bad day when you have air force fighters flying alongside, keeping tabs on you.   <_<

Be interesting to find out what this guy's reasons were.



Title: Re: OMG Canada launches air assault on teh US!!!111
Post by: Caliga on April 07, 2009, 07:33:16 AM
My guess: he's crazy. :)
Title: Re: OMG Canada launches air assault on teh US!!!111
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on April 07, 2009, 07:36:04 AM
Quote from: Caliga on April 07, 2009, 04:41:51 AM
He landed by a road, walked to a country store in some hick town in Missourah, bought a Gatorade, and waited to be arrested. :huh:
I like his style. 
Title: Re: OMG Canada launches air assault on teh US!!!111
Post by: KRonn on April 07, 2009, 08:16:24 AM
Quote from: Caliga on April 07, 2009, 07:33:16 AM
My guess: he's crazy. :)
Nah, probably depressed (as one of those articles says). 

Or he may have recently moved to Kentucky or something, and wanted some action. I'm surprised that Caliga or Prinsesca haven't absconded with a Cessna and flown to Canada or something, or back to the people's republic of Massachusetts.     ;)
Title: Re: OMG Canada launches air assault on teh US!!!111
Post by: Caliga on April 07, 2009, 08:20:43 AM
If I stole a Cessna I'd be flying toward the tropics. ^_^
Title: Re: OMG Canada launches air assault on teh US!!!111
Post by: KRonn on April 07, 2009, 08:25:43 AM
Quote from: Caliga on April 07, 2009, 08:20:43 AM
If I stole a Cessna I'd be flying toward the tropics. ^_^
That would obviously be trying to "get away from it all". A clear sign of anguish.   
Title: Re: OMG Canada launches air assault on teh US!!!111
Post by: saskganesh on April 07, 2009, 09:41:38 AM
turks are not arabs. nothing to worry about.  ;)
Title: Re: OMG Canada launches air assault on teh US!!!111
Post by: Valmy on April 07, 2009, 09:49:30 AM
Quote from: Caliga on April 06, 2009, 09:02:22 PM
:ultra: Don't mess with Texas.

:punk:

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Don't tread on or mess with me.
Title: Re: OMG Canada launches air assault on teh US!!!111
Post by: Valmy on April 07, 2009, 09:50:22 AM
Quote from: saskganesh on April 07, 2009, 09:41:38 AM
turks are not arabs. nothing to worry about.  ;)

He was looking for some Kurd's house to fly into.
Title: Re: OMG Canada launches air assault on teh US!!!111
Post by: Siege on April 07, 2009, 10:05:12 AM
So, I was right. The guy was muslim.

He might have been depressed or whatever you call that weakness of character, but he was clearly inspired by the 9/11 terrorists. Maybe he even dreamnt of becoming a martyr like them, as the good-bye letter might inply, but found out that he just didn't have what it takes, namely, a deep believe in muslim heaven and its 72 virgins.

And of course, it goes without saying that he hates America. Not a healthy thing to do.

Title: Re: OMG Canada launches air assault on teh US!!!111
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on April 07, 2009, 10:12:13 AM
Quote from: Siege on April 07, 2009, 10:05:12 AM
So, I was right. The guy was muslim.

He might have been depressed or whatever you call that weakness of character, but he was clearly inspired by the 9/11 terrorists. Maybe he even dreamnt of becoming a martyr like them, as the good-bye letter might inply, but found out that he just didn't have what it takes, namely, a deep believe in muslim heaven and its 72 virgins.

And of course, it goes without saying that he hates America. Not a healthy thing to do.


Its more likely that he is a pawn of the Mossad trying to stir up anti-Moslem sentiment in the liberal and tolerant US.
Title: Re: OMG Canada launches air assault on teh US!!!111
Post by: Siege on April 07, 2009, 10:16:49 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on April 07, 2009, 10:12:13 AM
Quote from: Siege on April 07, 2009, 10:05:12 AM
So, I was right. The guy was muslim.

He might have been depressed or whatever you call that weakness of character, but he was clearly inspired by the 9/11 terrorists. Maybe he even dreamnt of becoming a martyr like them, as the good-bye letter might inply, but found out that he just didn't have what it takes, namely, a deep believe in muslim heaven and its 72 virgins.

And of course, it goes without saying that he hates America. Not a healthy thing to do.


Its more likely that he is a pawn of the Mossad trying to stir up anti-Moslem sentiment in the liberal and tolerant US.

Yeah, those evil jews are at it again.
The world would be such a peaceful place without the jews...

Title: Re: OMG Canada launches air assault on teh US!!!111
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on April 07, 2009, 10:20:28 AM
Quote from: Siege on April 07, 2009, 10:16:49 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on April 07, 2009, 10:12:13 AM
Quote from: Siege on April 07, 2009, 10:05:12 AM
So, I was right. The guy was muslim.

He might have been depressed or whatever you call that weakness of character, but he was clearly inspired by the 9/11 terrorists. Maybe he even dreamnt of becoming a martyr like them, as the good-bye letter might inply, but found out that he just didn't have what it takes, namely, a deep believe in muslim heaven and its 72 virgins.

And of course, it goes without saying that he hates America. Not a healthy thing to do.


Its more likely that he is a pawn of the Mossad trying to stir up anti-Moslem sentiment in the liberal and tolerant US.

Yeah, those evil jews are at it again.
The world would be such a peaceful place without the jews...


So you admit to being a either a self hating Jewish person or a sleeper agent of Al Quaeda?  :(
Title: Re: OMG Canada launches air assault on teh US!!!111
Post by: Siege on April 07, 2009, 10:21:51 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on April 07, 2009, 10:20:28 AM
Quote from: Siege on April 07, 2009, 10:16:49 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on April 07, 2009, 10:12:13 AM
Quote from: Siege on April 07, 2009, 10:05:12 AM
So, I was right. The guy was muslim.

He might have been depressed or whatever you call that weakness of character, but he was clearly inspired by the 9/11 terrorists. Maybe he even dreamnt of becoming a martyr like them, as the good-bye letter might inply, but found out that he just didn't have what it takes, namely, a deep believe in muslim heaven and its 72 virgins.

And of course, it goes without saying that he hates America. Not a healthy thing to do.


Its more likely that he is a pawn of the Mossad trying to stir up anti-Moslem sentiment in the liberal and tolerant US.

Yeah, those evil jews are at it again.
The world would be such a peaceful place without the jews...


So you admit to being a either a self hating Jewish person or a sleeper agent of Al Quaeda?  :(

Why are you talking to me?
I don't fucking know you!

DO PUSH-UPS!!!!!!1111



Title: Re: OMG Canada launches air assault on teh US!!!111
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on April 07, 2009, 10:23:25 AM
Quote from: Siege on April 07, 2009, 10:21:51 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on April 07, 2009, 10:20:28 AM
Quote from: Siege on April 07, 2009, 10:16:49 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on April 07, 2009, 10:12:13 AM
Quote from: Siege on April 07, 2009, 10:05:12 AM
So, I was right. The guy was muslim.

He might have been depressed or whatever you call that weakness of character, but he was clearly inspired by the 9/11 terrorists. Maybe he even dreamnt of becoming a martyr like them, as the good-bye letter might inply, but found out that he just didn't have what it takes, namely, a deep believe in muslim heaven and its 72 virgins.

And of course, it goes without saying that he hates America. Not a healthy thing to do.


Its more likely that he is a pawn of the Mossad trying to stir up anti-Moslem sentiment in the liberal and tolerant US.

Yeah, those evil jews are at it again.
The world would be such a peaceful place without the jews...


So you admit to being a either a self hating Jewish person or a sleeper agent of Al Quaeda?  :(

Why are you talking to me?
I don't fucking know you!

DO PUSH-UPS!!!!!!1111




When I talk to you you will respond in a calm polite manner or else face my legions of calico cats.
Title: Re: OMG Canada launches air assault on teh US!!!111
Post by: Ed Anger on April 07, 2009, 10:23:58 AM
Mew.
Title: Re: OMG Canada launches air assault on teh US!!!111
Post by: Neil on April 07, 2009, 12:40:42 PM
Quote from: Siege on April 07, 2009, 10:16:49 AM
Yeah, those evil jews are at it again.
The world would be such a peaceful place without the jews...
Just Israel.

If the civilized world had united to put down the Jewish state back in the late 40s, the world would be a better place.
Title: Re: OMG Canada launches air assault on teh US!!!111
Post by: saskganesh on April 07, 2009, 01:00:53 PM
Quote from: Siege on April 07, 2009, 10:05:12 AM
So, I was right. The guy was muslim.

He might have been depressed or whatever you call that weakness of character, but he was clearly inspired by the 9/11 terrorists. Maybe he even dreamnt of becoming a martyr like them, as the good-bye letter might inply, but found out that he just didn't have what it takes, namely, a deep believe in muslim heaven and its 72 virgins.

And of course, it goes without saying that he hates America. Not a healthy thing to do.

if that's the case, obviously, you are fighting the wrong war, and should invade Thunder Bay immediately.

Timmay can draw you a colour map.
Title: Re: OMG Canada launches air assault on teh US!!!111
Post by: jimmy olsen on April 07, 2009, 01:47:12 PM
Quote from: Caliga on April 07, 2009, 04:41:51 AM
He landed by a road, walked to a country store in some hick town in Missourah, bought a Gatorade, and waited to be arrested. :huh:
You got something against Gatorade? :yeahright:
Title: Re: OMG Canada launches air assault on teh US!!!111
Post by: Ed Anger on April 07, 2009, 01:50:53 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 07, 2009, 01:47:12 PM
Quote from: Caliga on April 07, 2009, 04:41:51 AM
He landed by a road, walked to a country store in some hick town in Missourah, bought a Gatorade, and waited to be arrested. :huh:
You got something against Gatorade? :yeahright:

it is piss water.
Title: Re: OMG Canada launches air assault on teh US!!!111
Post by: Valmy on April 07, 2009, 01:52:36 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 07, 2009, 01:47:12 PMYou got something against Gatorade? :yeahright:

Gatorade: The drink of terrorists
Title: Re: OMG Canada launches air assault on teh US!!!111
Post by: Caliga on April 07, 2009, 01:54:29 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 07, 2009, 01:47:12 PM
Quote from: Caliga on April 07, 2009, 04:41:51 AM
He landed by a road, walked to a country store in some hick town in Missourah, bought a Gatorade, and waited to be arrested. :huh:
You got something against Gatorade? :yeahright:

How on earth did you get that from my comment?  :blink:
Title: Re: OMG Canada launches air assault on teh US!!!111
Post by: Vince on April 07, 2009, 01:55:50 PM
Quote from: Valmy on April 07, 2009, 01:52:36 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 07, 2009, 01:47:12 PMYou got something against Gatorade? :yeahright:

Gatorade: The drink of terrorists

All those poor football coaches have been victims of terrorism.   :cry:
Title: Re: OMG Canada launches air assault on teh US!!!111
Post by: Razgovory on April 07, 2009, 03:10:07 PM
Quote from: Siege on April 07, 2009, 10:05:12 AM
So, I was right. The guy was muslim.

He might have been depressed or whatever you call that weakness of character, but he was clearly inspired by the 9/11 terrorists. Maybe he even dreamnt of becoming a martyr like them, as the good-bye letter might inply, but found out that he just didn't have what it takes, namely, a deep believe in muslim heaven and its 72 virgins.

And of course, it goes without saying that he hates America. Not a healthy thing to do.

If he was going to crash his plane into southeast Missouri it would have been an improvement for all involved.  God, It's worse then Kentucky down there.
Title: Re: OMG Canada launches air assault on teh US!!!111
Post by: Caliga on April 07, 2009, 03:16:40 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 07, 2009, 03:10:07 PMIf he was going to crash his plane into southeast Missouri it would have been an improvement for all involved.  God, It's worse then Kentucky down there.

Since you are unable or unwilling to leave your house, how do you feel qualified to make Missouri vs. Kentucky comparisons?  Having been to both, they are quite similar IMO.
Title: Re: OMG Canada launches air assault on teh US!!!111
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on April 07, 2009, 03:19:01 PM
Quote from: saskganesh on April 07, 2009, 01:00:53 PM
Quote from: Siege on April 07, 2009, 10:05:12 AM
So, I was right. The guy was muslim.

He might have been depressed or whatever you call that weakness of character, but he was clearly inspired by the 9/11 terrorists. Maybe he even dreamnt of becoming a martyr like them, as the good-bye letter might inply, but found out that he just didn't have what it takes, namely, a deep believe in muslim heaven and its 72 virgins.

And of course, it goes without saying that he hates America. Not a healthy thing to do.

if that's the case, obviously, you are fighting the wrong war, and should invade Thunder Bay immediately.

Timmay can draw you a colour map.
Dude, make sure it doesn't depict an alternative reality in which the Incas conquered Norte America and eventually discovred nano-technology.
Title: Re: OMG Canada launches air assault on teh US!!!111
Post by: Caliga on April 07, 2009, 03:21:16 PM
Also, make sure Rhode Island hasn't been renamed to  :w00t: land.
Title: Re: OMG Canada launches air assault on teh US!!!111
Post by: Siege on April 07, 2009, 07:00:58 PM
Quote from: Caliga on April 07, 2009, 03:21:16 PM
Also, make sure Rhode Island hasn't been renamed to  :w00t: land.

Smiley land? Mileyland?

Title: Re: OMG Canada launches air assault on teh US!!!111
Post by: Admiral Yi on April 07, 2009, 07:30:56 PM
Wootland?  Uitland?
Title: Re: OMG Canada launches air assault on teh US!!!111
Post by: Razgovory on April 07, 2009, 08:48:08 PM
Quote from: Caliga on April 07, 2009, 03:16:40 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 07, 2009, 03:10:07 PMIf he was going to crash his plane into southeast Missouri it would have been an improvement for all involved.  God, It's worse then Kentucky down there.

Since you are unable or unwilling to leave your house, how do you feel qualified to make Missouri vs. Kentucky comparisons?  Having been to both, they are quite similar IMO.

I have also been to both.  Even Daniel Boone left Kentucky.
Title: Re: OMG Canada launches air assault on teh US!!!111
Post by: Strix on April 07, 2009, 11:01:29 PM
Quote from: Siege on April 07, 2009, 07:00:58 PM
Quote from: Caliga on April 07, 2009, 03:21:16 PM
Also, make sure Rhode Island hasn't been renamed to  :w00t: land.

Smiley land? Mileyland?

Keep it in your pants. They aren't naming it after Miley Cyrus.  :cool: