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Title: Elf sex in Iceland
Post by: Solmyr on February 20, 2010, 10:46:22 AM

http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-if-elf-sex-is-real-then-we-should-all-move-to-iceland-asap/

Does that explain Viking?

Title: Re: Elf sex in Iceland
Post by: The Larch on February 20, 2010, 10:57:54 AM

The elf sex expert is cute, I would wear pointy ears for her.

Title: Re: Elf sex in Iceland
Post by: Syt on February 20, 2010, 11:07:40 AM

I think there were such stories on asstr.org.

Title: Re: Elf sex in Iceland
Post by: Razgovory on February 20, 2010, 12:23:33 PM

Quote from: The Larch on February 20, 2010, 10:57:54 AM
The elf sex expert is cute, I would wear pointy ears for her.

She's kinda lumpy. Like she was beat about the face for a while. Probably by an abusive elven lover. I heard one of the rice crispy elves is looking at charges of domestic abuse. Maybe it's connected.

Title: Re: Elf sex in Iceland
Post by: Viking on February 20, 2010, 08:14:05 PM

:bleeding: stoopid toorists!!!

Languish.org

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